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Welcome Weirdos – I'm Darren Marlar and
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you'll find stories of the paranormal,
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supernatural, legends, lore,
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the strange and bizarre, crime,
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Coming up in this episode… Today,
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the name Marquis de Sade
1:51
is immediately associated with immorality
1:53
and sadistic sexuality. But
1:55
does history bear out the disdain we have
1:57
for him? The
2:00
Converse wrote and performed trailblazing music in the
2:02
1950s, but one day, in 1974, she
2:07
drove off looking for a fresh start
2:10
and was never seen again. Jack
2:14
Pyle was a hermit and a recluse,
2:16
living in a tiny shack, selling
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the fish he caught out of the river
2:21
to supplement his income. But that
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doesn't mean he didn't have money, which
2:25
might have been the reason someone killed him.
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Napoleon Bonaparte is known as one
2:31
of the greatest military commanders in
2:33
history, and his battles and
2:36
ambitions changed the shape of Western
2:38
Europe. But it seems
2:40
that the only foe that could
2:42
best this great man was small
2:44
and fluffy. For
2:47
centuries, bizarre physical conditions,
2:49
strange health-based occurrences and
2:51
questionable treatments have gained
2:53
widespread attention, only to
2:55
be exposed as frauds.
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We'll look at some of the strangest. First
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up, though, in 1896, 22-year-old schoolteacher Pearl Bryan was
3:06
found dead. But after
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her killers were found, tried, and
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hanged, her story continued to fascinate
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the public, even to the point
3:15
of having folk songs sung about
3:17
her. But it wasn't
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her beauty that inspired the songwriters so
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much as it was that she was found
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without her head. We begin
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Darkness. On
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January 28, 1896, Sunday school teacher Pearl
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Bryan left her home in Greencastle,
4:23
Indiana to visit a friend in
4:25
Indianapolis, or so she said. At
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the time, Bryan was 22 years
4:30
old and, unbeknownst to her parents, who
4:33
would never see her again, five
4:35
months pregnant. Less than
4:37
a week later, Bryan's headless body was
4:40
found more than 150 miles away
4:43
in Fort Thomas, Kentucky. Her
4:45
head, on the other hand, has
4:47
never been recovered. In
4:50
short order, two students at the Ohio
4:52
College of Dental Surgery in nearby Cincinnati
4:54
were arrested for the murder. Scott
4:57
Jackson, it turned out, had been engaged
4:59
in a secret romance with Bryan across
5:01
several months leading up to her death.
5:04
According to testimony offered during their trial,
5:06
he had convinced his roommate, Alonzo M.
5:08
Walling, to help him. The
5:11
two had slipped cocaine into Bryan's drink
5:13
while they were at a saloon, then
5:15
murdered her by cutting off her head.
5:18
The coroner's report corroborated that Bryan's
5:20
stomach contained cocaine and that she
5:22
had been decapitated while she was
5:24
still alive. As
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for what the two murderers had done with the
5:28
missing head, no one could
5:30
say. The suspects gave conflicting statements, claiming
5:32
the head was buried in a Kentucky
5:35
sandbar or at the bottom of the
5:37
Ohio River. Some of the
5:39
authorities investigating the case believed the pair
5:41
had burned her head in the furnace at
5:43
the dental college. Though
5:46
many nearby waterways were drained, dragged
5:49
or otherwise searched, Bryan's head
5:51
was never found and remains missing
5:53
to this day. The
5:56
gruesome nature of the crime attracted
5:58
considerable media attention. never
8:00
confessed to what they had done with the
8:02
head of Pearl Bryan. Perhaps
8:05
unsurprising for so grisly and mysterious
8:08
a crime, the story of Pearl
8:10
Bryan and her missing head did
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not end there. Within
8:14
a couple of decades of the
8:16
crime itself, popular folk songs began
8:18
to appear detailing it, or embellishing
8:20
it, with the earliest recordings dating
8:22
to 1926 and 27. New
8:26
songs dealing with Bryan's death have appeared as
8:28
recently as the 2000s. Among
8:31
these is the claim that the
8:33
possibly still headless ghost of Pearl
8:35
Bryan haunts the establishment, which is
8:37
also said to be one of
8:39
several gateways to hell. The
8:42
tenuous connection between Bryan and the hockey
8:44
talk in question is that her body
8:46
was found just over two miles from
8:48
the nightclub's current location. Stories
8:51
that have sprung up over the years
8:54
suggest that Bryan's killers might have been
8:56
Satanists who cursed the ground on which
8:58
the nightclub stands, vowing to
9:00
haunt those involved in the case. Unlikely,
9:03
but perhaps not unreasonable given that
9:05
the locale of their execution was
9:07
also just a few miles from the
9:09
Roadhouse. In fact,
9:11
the legends around Bobby Mackey's music
9:14
world tend to be heavily inflected
9:16
with satanic themes, probably
9:18
due to the fact that most of the stories
9:20
developed during the satanic panic of the 70s and
9:22
80s. Like most of
9:26
the stories surrounding Bobby Mackey's music
9:28
world, however, there is precious little
9:30
to corroborate these tales. Nothing
9:33
in the trials of either Jackson
9:35
or Walling suggests occult or ritualistic
9:37
motivations behind their actions. Pearl
9:41
Bryan's pregnancy was the far more likely
9:43
motive. According to that
9:45
same report in the Dayton Daily News,
9:47
Walling testified that Jackson told him of
9:50
Pearl Bryan's condition and asked him to
9:52
relieve her by a criminal operation. From
9:56
there, the plan seems to have gone
9:58
through several mutations. representatives,
22:00
and Parliamentarian A. E. Green quipped
22:02
that medals should be given to
22:04
the Emus, who had won every
22:06
round so far. Despite
22:09
all of this, farmers continued to ask
22:11
for support, as a drought had brought
22:13
even more Emus onto farmland in search
22:15
for water.
22:17
On 12 November, approval was once again
22:20
granted for a military campaign. By
22:22
December, the troops seemed to have come up
22:24
with a better system for culling the birds,
22:27
for on the 10th of the month, Meredith
22:29
claimed he had killed nearly a thousand birds
22:31
with just under 10,000 rounds.
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Despite this, the operation was officially ended
22:36
and was not taken up again despite
22:38
farmers continuing to ask for military assistance
22:41
in the next few years. The
22:44
Australian government ended up setting up
22:46
a bounty on Emus, which led
22:48
to over 280,000 Emus being killed
22:50
in Western Australia between 1945
22:53
and 1960. This, coupled with
22:56
barrier fences being erected, eventually
22:58
controlled the problem of Emus
23:00
destroying crops. Although the
23:02
Emus won the war, Australia seems to
23:05
have forgiven them, as an Emu still
23:07
features on the Australian coat of arms
23:09
to this day. When
23:12
looking at history, it seems that great
23:14
military men losing fights against animals is
23:17
not so unique. And this
23:19
brings us to Napoleon. The
23:22
story of Napoleon's most humiliating defeat
23:24
is one that has circulated the
23:26
internet for years. According
23:29
to legend, in July 1807,
23:31
Napoleon's chief of staff, Alexander
23:33
Berthier, organized a rabbit hunt
23:36
for his esteemed master. He
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invited Napoleon and his honours to a
23:41
park that he owned within Paris and
23:43
was ecstatic when the emperor accepted. He
23:46
made sure to do everything he could
23:48
to make the hunt as pleasing for
23:50
Napoleon as possible, and the day started
23:52
with a splendid breakfast. The
23:55
only thing that Berthier had not been
23:57
able to organize from within his property
23:59
were the rabbit. rabbits himself. Rabbits
24:01
were at the time the most common game
24:03
eaten in France, and so sourcing them could
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be difficult. He therefore arranged
24:08
for a thousand rabbits to be brought
24:10
to the park, especially for the Emperor.
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Hirthye had just gained the title of
24:15
Prince of Neuchatel thanks to Napoleon, so
24:17
perhaps this was his way of thanking
24:19
him. Breakfast finished, the
24:21
rabbits were released in the park. The
24:24
huge hoard started to bolt and split
24:26
in different directions in an attempt to
24:28
avoid the attacks that Napoleon and his
24:30
companions were firing at them. Then
24:33
the strangest thing happened.
24:36
The herd of rabbits converged into
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one large mass, turned
24:41
around and swarmed towards
24:44
Napoleon. Shock hit
24:46
the party, and the angry Hirthye immediately
24:48
organized the coachmen into a battalion armed
24:50
with their long riding whips to knock
24:52
them back. Initially this
24:55
organization worked, and the rabbits started to
24:57
flee again. The party considered
24:59
it a bizarre delay, but were preparing
25:02
to resume their hunt. When
25:04
once again the rabbits turned on
25:06
them. The rabbits turned around
25:08
and flanked the party on the left
25:10
and right. They attacked Napoleon
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with an unspeakable frenzy, climbing up
25:15
his legs and swarming him so
25:17
much that he stumbled. Realizing
25:20
this was not a fight he could
25:22
win, Napoleon fled to his carriage, but
25:24
the rabbits followed him and climbed upon
25:26
it. Eventually the party was
25:28
able to escape. With
25:30
the Emperor of France safe, investigations
25:32
began as to what exactly happened
25:35
in this strange incident. As
25:37
it turned out, the man with whom
25:39
Hirthye had entrusted the task of procurement
25:41
did not realize that there could be
25:44
any difference between a rabbit and a
25:46
rabbit, and as such
25:48
had bought tame hutch rabbits instead
25:50
of wild rabbits which were usually
25:52
used for hunts. These
25:54
rabbits were less wary of humans and had
25:57
not eaten since the day before, thus
25:59
when they were released, they ran towards
26:01
the group looking eagerly for food, instead
26:04
of running in fear as a wild
26:06
rabbit would. The story
26:08
is certainly fantastic, but is
26:10
it true? Most
26:12
of the more popular results on
26:14
Google recount the story in very
26:16
similar words, and many of them
26:18
consistently quote historian David Chandler with
26:21
the exact same quote from him
26:23
each time. This made
26:25
me suspicious that the story could be a
26:27
case of internet telephone, and so I decided
26:29
to try and go back to some sources.
26:32
I found that David Chandler in question, and
26:34
sure enough, Google Books threw up a source.
26:37
The Campaigns of Napoleon by David G.
26:39
Chandler, originally published in 1966, when there
26:41
on page 593 was the tale of Napoleon
26:43
fighting the
26:47
rabbits. But frustratingly, Chandler
26:49
did not provide a source for
26:51
the story. This is
26:53
not so unusual for older history
26:55
books, but maddening nonetheless. So
26:58
back to Google. After
27:00
some deeper digging, I came across a
27:02
Tumblr page called, And Other Lies, run
27:05
by a French woman who describes herself
27:07
as an amateur historian. Back
27:09
in August 2019, someone had
27:11
asked the question that I wanted answered
27:13
– was the Napoleon story true? Luckily
27:16
for us there was finally a source. A
27:19
user called NapoleonDidThat cited a
27:22
French text published in the
27:24
1890s called Memoirs du Generale
27:26
Bonne Theobolt. The book
27:29
is digitized by the Bibliothèque Nationale
27:31
de France and is listed as
27:33
being written by Paul Theobolt, the
27:35
eponymous general. Theobolt was
27:37
a general who fought in Napoleon's army
27:39
and thus would have been on first
27:42
hand to know such
27:44
a story. However, Theobolt died in 1846
27:46
and many of his stories and memoirs
27:48
were published after his death. In
27:50
this case, the book entry tells us
27:53
that this version was published by his
27:55
daughter from the original manuscript by someone
27:57
called Fernand Camardus. So
27:59
why not? Whilst the story does come from
28:01
someone who knew Napoleon and was a general
28:03
in his army, it was published almost
28:05
90 years after the alleged
28:08
incident by the general's daughter. This
28:11
means we have to have some
28:13
skepticism, especially as Napoleon did that,
28:15
highlights that Theobolt had a long-standing
28:18
grudge against Berthier, the unfortunate host
28:20
whose park was home to the
28:22
whole incident. So, did
28:24
this happen at all? Or was it
28:27
something that Theobolt made up despite his
28:29
enemies who died 30 years before him?
28:32
Maybe some historians with far more knowledge and
28:34
expertise than me in this area will dig
28:37
through papers and archives and one day be
28:39
able to corroborate the story further. Perhaps
28:41
they already have, and the answer is
28:43
to be found in history books I have not read yet.
28:46
But in the meantime, we can smile
28:48
at the story and the image of
28:51
one of Europe's greatest military commanders cowering
28:53
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28:57
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29:37
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Pyle often sold fish to augment his
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Alphonse Francois Marquis de Sade was
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one of the highest ranked and
36:53
powerful French noblemen of the 18th
36:55
and 19th centuries. Yet
36:58
he is remembered today for his depraved
37:00
reputation and cruelty to others, apparently
37:03
in pursuit of self-exploration and
37:05
discovery. Despite all
37:07
the advantages of rank, position, and
37:09
wealth, the Marquis would end his
37:11
life in a mental asylum, dying
37:13
wretchedly and shunned by his peers.
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But does the man who coined
37:18
the word sadism to describe his
37:20
wanton cruelties deserve his fate? Certainly,
37:24
the evidence is damning. The
37:26
Marquis wrote many scandalous, sexually
37:29
explicit and sadistic literary works.
37:32
But already there is a contradiction in the
37:34
response of his readership. On
37:36
one side, he was a best-selling author of his
37:38
day, gaining quite a bit of fame. On
37:41
the other side, his works were
37:43
often banned from public circulation, some
37:45
as late as the 1950s. Modern
37:48
appreciation has been a long time coming,
37:50
but it is firmly in support of
37:53
the Marquis today. In
37:55
2017, the modern-day French government announced
37:57
that Marquis de Sade's works greed
42:00
of the physical kind. Although
42:02
the written accounts only point to the
42:04
beating of a maid, Marquis
42:07
de Sade was also accused of
42:09
rape, sodomy, and torture. He
42:11
was even accused of keeping six children as
42:13
prisoners in his palace. He
42:15
is also believed to have fed
42:17
his many prostitutes with the aphrodisiac
42:19
known as Spanish fly, extracted
42:22
from beetles, a dangerous substance which
42:24
could even kill. It
42:26
seems that Marquis was seeking to explore the
42:29
sensations he discussed in his works, either
42:31
himself or through proxies that he
42:33
summoned to his castle. But
42:36
in the details of these acts, it
42:38
seems he was not deliberately cruel so
42:40
much as careless with the lives of
42:42
people from a lesser station. Nevertheless,
42:45
his actions did get him into trouble. In
42:48
the year 1763, the infamous Marquis
42:50
de Sade was imprisoned in the Prison
42:52
of Incenis for committing blasphemy and ruining
42:55
an image of Christ. He
42:57
reportedly stomped over a crucifix while
42:59
screaming profanities to a hired prostitute
43:01
in a locked room. Once
43:04
this episode was over, he ordered the
43:07
prostitute to whip him with a cat
43:09
of nine tails, a particularly brutal form
43:11
of punishment. Because of his
43:13
works and his sexual reputation, he was
43:15
put under arrest and surveillance many other
43:17
times in his life as well. In
43:21
the year 1768, some years after his first imprisonment
43:25
for sexual crimes and blasphemy, he was
43:27
also accused of keeping a woman captive
43:29
after giving her a job as a
43:31
housemaid in his residence. He
43:33
picked up this German widow and took
43:35
her to his country residence with the
43:37
excuse of needing house cleaning services. He
43:40
then held her at knife point and assaulted
43:42
her for two days. He even
43:44
raped her, tortured her with hot wax and
43:46
whipped her. After two days
43:48
of torture and sexual assault, the poor woman
43:51
was able to escape from the residence through
43:53
a small window. The Marquis
43:55
de Sade was then again arrested on charges of
43:57
rape and torture. However, the
43:59
widow was not arrested Converse
48:00
took up drinking and smoking,
48:02
reveling in her independence and
48:04
self-reinvention. While
48:06
in New York, Converse spent her time
48:08
writing poetry, drawing, painting, and learning to
48:11
play the guitar. She began
48:13
publishing essays with the Far Eastern Survey
48:15
and worked at a printing house in
48:17
the Flatiron district. She had
48:20
an apartment in Greenwich Village and it was there
48:22
that she wrote her music and performed it for
48:24
her friends. As chronicled
48:26
in The New Yorker, Philip Converse
48:28
did not follow his sister to New
48:30
York. Instead, he moved to the Midwest
48:32
and the two kept in touch by
48:35
exchanging letters. In one
48:37
of these letters she wrote to him, "...being
48:39
a complex and inward personality, I've always
48:41
found it difficult to make myself known.
48:44
I generally conceal my own problems and
48:46
listen attentively to those of others." Converse's
48:50
introspection reads like an unfortunate
48:52
contradiction. For one reason or
48:55
another, she could never make herself known and
48:57
her recognition only came many years
49:00
after she vanished. When
49:02
Connie Converse arrived at Jean Dyche's apartment in 1954 to
49:05
record her music, the animator
49:08
and audio enthusiast nearly didn't
49:10
record the standoffish plain woman.
49:14
Converse was a friend of a friend,
49:16
an atypical woman of the time who,
49:18
one attendee said, looked like she'd just
49:20
come in from milking the cows. But
49:23
when she performed her intimate songs in Dyche's
49:25
kitchen that day before a small audience, she
49:28
stunned everyone in the room. Her
49:30
music was personal, eerie, folksy
49:33
and metaphorical in a way that
49:35
had never been done before, though
49:38
the echoes of it can now be
49:40
heard in the music of modern singer-songwriters.
49:42
The more I thought about it, the songs
49:44
were all about herself, Dyche later told the
49:46
BBC. I think that's what
49:48
makes the songs interesting. No matter
49:51
what she was singing, it all had to
49:53
do with sexual frustration and loneliness. There's
49:55
something about those songs that was extremely
49:57
personal. In those days, this was some
52:00
That same year, one week after
52:02
her 50th birthday, she wrote a
52:05
series of letters to her family and close
52:07
friends saying she needed to make a fresh
52:09
start somewhere else. She loaded
52:11
her things into the boot of her Volkswagen
52:13
Beetle and left Ann Arbor. No
52:16
one ever heard from her again. In 2014, five
52:20
years after the release of How Sad,
52:24
How Lovely, filmmaker Andrea
52:26
Kanz released We Lived Alone,
52:28
the Connie Converse documentary, which
52:31
explored Converse's life and music
52:33
through Converse's own home recordings,
52:35
letters, and journals. It's
52:38
almost like she wanted it to be found
52:40
and looked through, Kanz told the BBC. What
52:43
I found most fascinating was how funny she was
52:45
in her writing. Here was a
52:47
person who struggled through her whole life to
52:49
feel successful. And you can tell there's
52:51
a great sadness with a lot of the things she
52:53
did and the way she lived her life, but
52:56
she was also incredibly funny. But
52:59
there was still this wall between her and
53:01
other people, she added, where it didn't seem
53:03
like she 100% connected with anybody. Perhaps
53:08
the clearest insight into Converse's mind, however, comes
53:10
in the form of a letter, she wrote,
53:12
to her brother Philip. I've
53:14
watched the elegant, energetic people of Ann
53:16
Arbor, those I know and those I
53:19
don't, knowing about their daily business on
53:21
the streets and in the buildings, and
53:23
I felt a detached admiration for their
53:26
energy and elegance. If I
53:28
ever was a member of this species, perhaps
53:30
it was a social accident that has now
53:32
been cancelled. Let me go. Let
53:35
me be if I can. Let me not
53:37
be if I can't, she wrote in another letter.
53:40
And while the truth of what happened to Converse
53:43
is still a mystery, Philip Converse
53:45
came to believe that his sister died
53:47
by suicide, her dreams
53:49
forever unfulfilled. Today
53:52
though, Converse's legacy lives
53:54
on in her music, and
53:56
many credit her as history's
53:59
first modern scene. singer-songwriter. Here's
54:05
one of Connie's songs called The Witch
54:07
and the Wizard, and it
54:09
does in fact involve a witch and a
54:11
wizard and a little elf,
54:14
but hidden in there is a pretty
54:17
vivid description of a marriage
54:19
made in hell. A witch
54:22
there was and a wizard
54:24
as well, moved
54:26
into our rose-covered cottage
54:28
in hell, our
54:30
rose-covered cottage in hell. The
54:39
wizard, in spite of his
54:41
wizardly eyes, didn't know he
54:43
had married a witch in
54:46
disguise. He
54:48
thought her a very
54:50
respectable maid, and hoped
54:52
she would never discover
54:54
his trade. The
55:00
witch was not wanting
55:02
in womanly while she
55:04
covered her bridegroom with
55:06
waffles and smiles. She
55:09
only went witching on Saturday
55:11
night, and hoped in between
55:14
times it all would go
55:16
right. Next
55:22
day the witch bore the
55:24
wizard an elf, so
55:27
handsome he looked like the devil
55:29
himself, and he
55:31
was the devil himself. The
55:40
wizard looked down at his
55:42
son's surprise, saying, None
55:45
of my family has labbled
55:47
their eyes. I
55:49
think for my honor there's
55:51
only one course I'll ask
55:53
you to grant me an
55:55
instant divorce. hoaxer
1:04:00
Alan Abel to protest what Abel thought was
1:04:02
the poor quality of TV at the time.
1:04:05
Boy, wouldn't he love what's on TV
1:04:07
today! The
1:04:10
term, cello scrotum, sounds
1:04:12
like a joke, doesn't it? Which is exactly what it turned
1:04:14
out to be. However, 35 years went by before
1:04:17
the two people who mischievously coined the phrase
1:04:19
admitted they were only kidding about it. The
1:04:23
prank was in response to a letter
1:04:25
from Dr. P. Curtis that appeared in
1:04:27
the British Medical Journal, reporting three cases
1:04:29
of a malady the doctor described as
1:04:31
guitar nipple. Assuming the
1:04:33
letter was a hoax, married couple John
1:04:36
Murphy and Dr. Elaine Murphy were inspired
1:04:38
to write a reply. The
1:04:40
letter, published in a 1974 issue of the journal, was signed
1:04:42
by John
1:04:44
but written by Elaine. It
1:04:46
said in part, "...though I have not
1:04:49
come across guitar nipple as reported by
1:04:51
Dr. P. Curtis, I did once come
1:04:53
across a case of cello scrotum caused
1:04:55
by irritation from the body of the
1:04:57
cello." When the
1:04:59
Murphys finally announced that cello scrotum was
1:05:01
just a spoof, they argued that it
1:05:03
would be obvious to anyone who had
1:05:05
watched the cello being played that such
1:05:08
a condition was impossible. Here
1:05:11
is a good one. In medieval times,
1:05:13
astrology was often used to guide
1:05:15
medical practitioners and researchers. In
1:05:18
the late 16th century, a medical
1:05:20
professor at Julius University in Helmstedt
1:05:23
named Jacob Horst decided to investigate
1:05:25
reports of Christoph Mueller, a young
1:05:27
boy in Salasia, said to have
1:05:30
grown a golden tooth. When
1:05:32
tests confirmed that Mueller had a real
1:05:34
gold tooth, Horst wrote a treatise in
1:05:37
which he laid out a theory based
1:05:39
on astrology. He speculated that
1:05:41
the bone in Mueller's jaw had
1:05:43
turned to gold because he was
1:05:45
born when the planets were in
1:05:47
an unusual alignment, which Horst believed
1:05:49
had caused heat from the sun's
1:05:51
rays to intensify. When the impact
1:05:53
of chewing food and multiple tests
1:05:55
caused deterioration of what turned out
1:05:57
to 1839-1801
1:10:01
demonstrated that any pain relief was
1:10:04
just a placebo effect. Have
1:10:08
you heard about the celestial
1:10:10
bed? The legendary 18th century
1:10:12
British quack James Graham had
1:10:14
a whole temple full of
1:10:16
hoaxes. Graham, who had
1:10:18
passed himself off as a physician even
1:10:20
though he never completed his medical schooling,
1:10:23
was best known for what he called
1:10:25
electrical medicine. The harnessing of
1:10:27
electricity was still a new science during
1:10:29
this time, and Graham was inspired by
1:10:32
the experiments of Benjamin Franklin, who he
1:10:34
actually met while in America. Graham's
1:10:37
Temple of Health was frequented
1:10:39
by aristocrats and other celebrities.
1:10:42
One of his most interesting devices
1:10:44
was a fertility contraption called a
1:10:46
celestial bed, which he
1:10:48
claimed could cure sterility and impotence.
1:10:51
This love nest was available for couples
1:10:53
to rent per night. It
1:10:55
could be tilted to different angles
1:10:58
and contained a mattress full of
1:11:00
sweet new wheat or oat straw,
1:11:02
lavender flowers, rose leaves, balm, and
1:11:04
horsetail hairs. There was
1:11:07
also costly perfumes and oils underneath the
1:11:09
bed. According to the
1:11:11
self-styled doctor, static electricity that
1:11:13
moved through copper coils around
1:11:15
the bed produced a magnetic
1:11:17
fluid surrounding the lovers, which
1:11:19
helped boost their strength and
1:11:21
increase the woman's fertility. The
1:11:24
couple was treated to gentle music, and
1:11:26
above the bed there was a mirror
1:11:29
decorated with lush flowers and erotic illustrations.
1:11:32
Graham asserted that anyone who spent an evening
1:11:34
there would conceive a child. And
1:11:37
I saved the best for last. People
1:11:40
have often been fascinated by the
1:11:42
idea of crossbreeding between different species,
1:11:44
especially the possibility of humans breeding
1:11:46
with other types of animals, such
1:11:49
as the human-dog hybrid hoax mentioned
1:11:51
earlier. There have been
1:11:53
a number of women over the centuries
1:11:55
who claimed to have given birth to
1:11:57
creatures belonging to a different species. However,
1:12:00
the most famous such story is
1:12:02
that of an 18th-century English servant
1:12:04
woman, Mary Toft, who managed to
1:12:07
convince physicians and others that she
1:12:09
had given birth to rabbits. There
1:12:12
were thought to be multiple litters, totaling
1:12:14
15 bunnies, all dead
1:12:16
at birth. To answer
1:12:18
an obvious question, how were the rabbits
1:12:20
conceived, Toft said that she
1:12:22
had been startled by a rabbit in
1:12:25
a field, an explanation which fit in
1:12:27
with old myth of maternal impression. Following
1:12:30
the incident, Toft supposedly dreamt
1:12:32
about rabbits and experienced an
1:12:34
intense appetite for rabbits as
1:12:36
food. Obstetrician John
1:12:38
Howard was sure enough that Toft really
1:12:40
had birthed rabbits. He spread the word
1:12:43
to prominent British doctors, as well as
1:12:45
King George I, who had his doctor
1:12:47
look into the matter. Although
1:12:50
this physician was fooled as well, an
1:12:52
investigation by a surgeon dispatched from the
1:12:54
royal household found evidence of a hoax.
1:12:57
While examining some of the rabbits,
1:12:59
he discovered that dung inside one
1:13:01
of them contained corn, proving
1:13:04
it could not have developed inside Mrs.
1:13:06
Toft's womb. Toft kept
1:13:08
up the ruse, though, producing various animal
1:13:10
parts like a hog's bladder and a
1:13:12
kitten's legs. So, when a
1:13:14
man was caught sneaking a rabbit into her room,
1:13:17
she finally confessed to placing the rabbits
1:13:19
in her vagina, allowing them to be
1:13:22
delivered, hoping the stunt would result in
1:13:24
a pension from the crown. But
1:13:27
instead, she got a few months in
1:13:29
prison. Thanks
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