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October 25th. Today's show
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is pre-recorded. Y'all know what time it is. Y'all know y'all been asking
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for it. Y'all know what time it is. Y'all know y'all been asking
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for it. Y'all know what time it is. Y'all know what time it
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is. Y'all know what time it is. I'm
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just like, hey mommy, you know
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my love I better take
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this from everywhere Cause you're gonna be
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a mommy, yeah You're gonna be a
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baby You're gonna be a baby You're
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gonna be a baby My momma's waiting
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for us You gotta
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on Be a
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mommy And I'm all alone
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I know you're gonna get it wrong You're
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gonna get it wrong Turn it
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on You're gonna
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be a mommy And I'm
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all alone Yeah, yeah You're
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turn it on Turn it on
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Turn it on Turn
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it on Turn it on Turn
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on Turn
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it on Turn it on Turn
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it on Come
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on Come
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on Uh-huh,That's
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your will Good
5:21
morning everybody You're listening to the
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Voice Come on,dig me
5:25
now One and only Steve
5:27
Harvey I got a radio show Real grateful
5:29
for that You know, it's funny,
5:31
but I remember when I first started out in radio A
5:34
lot of my peers laughed at me Some
5:37
of it was being mean-spirited Some of it
5:39
was just, you know, mocking me I'm
5:41
used to stuff like that, but um I had a special
5:44
guest on my show Joel
5:46
Olstein And you know something man,
5:48
he said something that was I
5:51
can't remember the scripture, I don't know exactly how it went
5:53
Like we were having a long conversation But the gist of
5:55
it was Don't
5:57
be upset with where you are
6:00
now and don't be upset with the small
6:02
things in your life. Be grateful for the
6:04
small things and the small position that you
6:06
have right now because you don't know where
6:08
it's going. You don't know what that's going
6:10
to be one day. You don't know what that's going to
6:13
lead to. And I was very warming
6:15
to hear him say that, but it
6:17
also reminded me of when I started
6:19
in radio, how small it was. It
6:21
reminded me of when I started in stand up
6:23
making $25 a show. It
6:27
reminds me of not having a
6:29
home at a period in my
6:31
life and what God has allowed
6:33
me to live in now. So
6:35
don't be distraught over
6:38
your position now and don't
6:40
be ungrateful or unappreciative for the
6:42
things you have now because you don't know what
6:44
that's going to grow into. And that's really the
6:46
gist of that. I got from what he was
6:49
saying. I just wanted to share that with you
6:51
that where you are now is
6:53
so temporary because now, like I've said
6:55
before, now is a fleeting moment right
6:57
after you finished saying now that
7:00
moment that you claimed as now that's
7:02
gone. So the way you
7:04
are now is a very
7:07
fleeting process. Now you can change
7:09
where you are now and you
7:11
can change how you feel about
7:13
where you at now and you
7:15
can change about where you're going
7:17
by simply changing your mind. It
7:20
is no different. I'm telling you
7:22
folks. The thing that I've learned
7:24
about successful people is not so
7:27
much what they do. It's not
7:29
what they have. The biggest
7:31
thing I've learned about successful people is
7:33
how they think. That's the
7:36
thing that's different. It's
7:38
how they think. And I'm
7:40
telling you that you can change
7:42
the way you think on any
7:45
subject and start becoming successful towards
7:47
that starting now. You
7:50
have to understand that man. The
7:53
biggest difference I've noticed between
7:55
successful people and non-successful people
7:57
is how they think. I
8:00
was reading what his
8:02
guy said that he was taught all
8:04
wrong about money. He said
8:06
that his father was very negative about money.
8:10
All throughout his life he heard his father
8:12
say, you know, people who got money have
8:14
walked on somebody to get it or cheated
8:16
somebody to get it. People
8:18
who have money, money is the root of all evil. Money
8:22
is this and people who got money,
8:25
you know, don't deserve it. They done something
8:27
wrong to get it. Yada, yada. He
8:29
grew up the whole time thinking that having
8:31
money was something was wrong with that. He
8:34
discovered that it wasn't. Look, you
8:36
can choose to be successful any way
8:38
you want to. I've chosen several ways
8:40
to be successful. I want
8:42
to be a very, very successful
8:45
father. I think that's one of
8:47
the things that's paramount in my life
8:49
that I really am working hard
8:51
right now to become a successful
8:53
father. Not a successful
8:55
father in terms of money, but
8:58
a successful father in terms of
9:00
offering the amount of love and
9:02
guidance and leadership and the example
9:04
that my children need to look
9:06
at. That's what I'm
9:08
really, really working hard at. Now I want
9:10
to be successful as a father, but also
9:12
I want to be successful as a husband.
9:15
You know, I want Marjorie to always know that
9:17
she can count on me, to not have to
9:19
wonder about me or look for me. You
9:22
know, I want her to feel secure in
9:25
the fact that I really
9:27
have gotten it right, that I really
9:29
am focused on being a good
9:31
husband to her because it means so much
9:33
to me. You know, so
9:35
I'm working hard on a lot of
9:38
levels. I'm working hard. I'm trying very
9:40
strong to be a successful motivator of
9:42
people. I want to be
9:44
a sharer of information to people that
9:46
will uplift others and give others the
9:48
same things that I've learned. Rule
9:51
the trials and tribulations of my life, but
9:53
at the same time share that information and
9:55
use the power of this microphone to uplift
9:58
people. You know, not to destroy, my show
10:00
is not about, oh, guess what so and
10:02
so said, guess what so and so did.
10:04
I don't like mean-spirited things about people, you
10:07
know. I joke with people who call in,
10:09
that's another thing. But I don't like destroying
10:11
people with the power of the microphone. So
10:13
I'm working very hard on being successful in
10:16
a lot of areas of my life. Now
10:18
also, I do care about being financially successful
10:20
too because my father, one of
10:22
the gifts he gave me was very simple
10:24
gift he told me a long time ago.
10:27
He said, son, the best thing you can
10:29
do for poor people is not be one
10:31
of them. And that stuck with me.
10:34
And this was a hard-working man
10:36
who was a coal miner who
10:38
worked construction his entire life. My
10:41
father didn't have an easy life.
10:43
My father didn't sit behind a
10:45
microphone. My father didn't come to
10:47
work and people cheered for him.
10:49
My father wasn't famous. My father
10:51
was just a go-get-it dude. He
10:54
instilled that in me and I've taken that and applied
10:56
it to my craft. And I thank God for that.
10:59
But I do try to be financially successful
11:01
so that I can do some things with
11:03
it to help some other people. Now, am
11:06
I opposed to having nice
11:08
things? No. Do I
11:10
apologize for having nice things? No. And
11:13
why should I? I work. I work.
11:15
You know, I'm not on the radio asking to
11:17
give me money, you know, so I can go
11:19
buy a car. I'm
11:22
working. I don't feel how you want to feel
11:24
and other people do feel that way about it.
11:26
But if success in terms
11:28
of finance is what you're lacking, you
11:30
can go about the business of doing
11:32
that. I'm writing a book and that
11:35
whole book is about teaching people how
11:37
to become successful. And man,
11:39
I'm breaking it down in a way where
11:41
everybody can get it, man. Because I want
11:43
the college student to get it. You
11:46
know, I want the working mom to get
11:48
it, the single mom to get it, the
11:50
hard-working father that's been trying to hold his
11:52
family together can get it. The father that
11:55
ain't ever got it together and feel that
11:57
because of that reason, he can't be the
11:59
father he needs to. be. I'm writing something
12:01
man to put it into words to let
12:04
you know that God is a forgiving God
12:06
and that God is a merciful
12:08
God and that God can get you
12:10
out of any situation you find yourself
12:12
in. You just can't beat yourself up
12:14
every time you make a mistake. I
12:16
make mistakes all the time man. I
12:18
just got to remind myself to get
12:20
up. I ask God for forgiveness. I
12:23
call on his mercy and his grace
12:25
and I get up and I go
12:27
again but it's coming man and if
12:29
finance success is what you want you
12:31
got to change your mind. You got
12:33
to start thinking about how to
12:35
produce it. The first thing you do is you
12:37
got to ask. You got to
12:39
ask to have a life
12:41
and have a life more abundantly. That's
12:43
a scripture that he comes
12:45
to you to give you life and to
12:48
give you life more abundantly. That's a scripture.
12:50
That ain't a joke. That ain't a theory.
12:52
That's a fact and the fact that if
12:54
you don't have a life of abundance you
12:56
can get that by asking. Then it starts
12:58
by believing and the how-to don't even worry
13:00
about that. He takes care of that himself.
13:02
He'll send the stuff your way but you
13:04
got to be willing to put some effort
13:06
in this thing now and you can do
13:08
it. Okay I know I was a little
13:10
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was so you know let's go get it.
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gentlemen, welcome to the ride, the Steve Harvey Morning
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Show. Hey Lord, listen to me. Today
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something, man, in case I didn't. It's
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a wonderful thing to be alive. It's
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a great day to show gratitude. It's
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a great moment. I expect God to
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just know he's working on my behalf.
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you are trending again. It's a struggle. It's a
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struggle. It's a struggle. You're only human,
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baby. You're only human. As soon as
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road is narrow. Shirley Strawberry. for
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real, Mississippi Monica Jr. and the legend
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of nephew Tommy Jr. We
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can't close the eye. I hope this
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is what we know.
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Junior, can I say something to you, man? Junior, can
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I say something to you? Yes, darling. You
18:14
know, I always ask you something. You know,
18:16
man, whenever you go at the barbershop and
18:18
you down and you hear people talking about
18:20
me, you know what hurts me,
18:22
Junior? What's that, darling? That you don't
18:24
defend me. You don't say you know what? Y'all
18:27
don't know him. Y'all don't know
18:29
who he is. I'm telling you
18:31
right now, I know better. Y'all
18:34
need to shut y'all mouth. That's
18:36
what hurts me, Junior. I called
18:38
down there at the hospital and
18:40
checked on you. If you don't
18:42
say one, say, Junior, don't
18:44
say nothing. Let them talk. Ain't that you? That's
18:46
what I do. So you do sit there and let
18:48
them talk. Yeah, because he told me.
18:50
You ain't saying that. You ain't saying blankety, blankety, blanket. You
18:53
ain't talking nobody out. Plenty of times, tiny, tiny times. You
18:56
know what I'm saying? How you doing that? I ain't talking.
18:58
How you doing, both of them? We talking about language. Now,
19:01
when they talk about your ass, I shut quiet. I'm not
19:03
saying. Junior, you know that my
19:06
uncle. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
19:08
Hey, you're kind of offensive this morning. Wait
19:10
a minute. He asked about him. You didn't
19:12
say what he said. I know
19:14
I told you don't say nothing, but I didn't mean
19:16
it. Yeah. Oh, no,
19:19
your uncle. Yeah. Hey,
19:23
I mean it. Yeah.
19:26
That just sound like the right thing to say.
19:28
Yeah. I was just trying to see what the high road. Yeah. You
19:31
know, you know what? You ain't got to worry about this.
19:33
Junior ain't got no business going down there to
19:35
that damn bar shop. No, I don't know why. I ain't no need
19:37
for him. Here they are. Oh,
19:43
all right. Good morning. We're here. I
19:46
didn't say it for that. I was really talking about
19:48
a little make it today. I'm a better Christian. He done that.
19:50
He just hanging out. That's what he knew. Coming up at 13.
20:00
32 minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
20:02
the nephew as he runs that prank back
20:04
right after this. Buy them barbecue sandwiches when
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they walk in there. Barbecue sandwich! You're
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listening to the Steve Harvey warning show.
20:12
It is time now to run that prank back with
20:14
the nephew. What you got for his nephew? I
20:17
got, let me go back to
20:19
yesterday. I have exotic delivery, exotic
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delivery. All right, we're gonna order
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us, we're gonna order a nice
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kangaroo. That's what we're gonna order. We're gonna deliver
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this thing. Let's go get out.
20:32
Hello. Hello. I
20:34
am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian, yeah,
20:37
this is this is he. How can I
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help you? How are you doing? My
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we have a delivery for you.
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I'm gonna be arriving probably in the
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next, I guess about the
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next 90 minutes. Are you actually at the house,
20:52
sir? No, I'm
20:54
not at home right now. But I mean, you
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can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
20:59
You know, kids can probably get it when they're home from
21:02
school, you know, so. Let me make sure I got the
21:04
address right. Are you 38 North
21:06
River Drive? Yeah, that's my
21:08
address. Okay, so is anyone there right now
21:10
at all? No, nobody
21:12
is home right now. I don't understand
21:14
why you can't just leave the package
21:16
there for us. Well, this
21:19
has to be this has to be signed
21:21
and I have you on here as the
21:23
handler for this delivery. So I definitely got
21:25
to get quite a few signatures from you.
21:28
I got about five or six pieces of paper sheets
21:31
that you need to sign off on. Are you
21:33
what time does your wife get there, sir? She'll
21:35
be there later. What do you what do you
21:37
mean? I'm a handler. I'm handling what? What are
21:39
you what are you delivering? This
21:42
is GPT, sir. This is global
21:44
pet transport. We have two
21:46
peacocks. We have a field.
21:49
I mean, you're Adrian. Correct.
21:51
Yeah, that's my name, man. But okay.
21:54
And you're 38 North River Drive. Listen,
21:57
listen, yes, that is accurate. But I
21:59
get. Whoo!
26:00
Wow. Oh, s***. This
26:03
is... You don't want the
26:05
delivery, man? You don't want... I don't want the kangaroo,
26:07
man. I don't want to f***ing order the kangaroo. I
26:09
want to order those animals together, man. You got to
26:11
be high up your mind to order those damn animals
26:13
together. All right,
26:15
baby. Give it to me. What's the baddest, and
26:17
I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
26:19
Let me hear it, Adrian. It's
26:21
the Steve Harvey Morning Show, baby. All
26:26
right. What? Come on. I'll take kangaroo
26:28
nephew. Yeah. Come on. Y'all look
26:30
like y'all don't act brand new like y'all
26:32
don't know how to order nothing. I'm really...
26:34
But we are acting brand new, because we
26:36
don't. I'm
26:39
really thinking about ordering some peacocks for my yard,
26:41
though. I really am thinking about like two or
26:43
three peacocks. Be careful. What's wrong with peacocks? That's
26:45
not good? Well, you ain't going to be able
26:47
to see. What about us? You
26:50
think I should be good? I should be
26:52
good. Why would you want to buy a
26:54
bird and you got to look up this
26:56
butt? Why would you want that? Coming up
26:58
next, ask the C.L.O.R. Chief Love Officer Steve
27:00
Harvey in the building. You're
27:02
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
27:05
Coming up at the top of the hour, we're talking
27:08
with 85 South. Of
27:10
course, that's DC Young Fly, Carlos Miller
27:12
and Chico Bean. They're going to be
27:14
joining us to tell us about, yeah,
27:16
85 South Big Business Tour. So stick
27:18
around to see if they've headed... if
27:20
they're going to be headed your way.
27:22
That's coming up at the top of
27:24
the hour. But right now it is
27:26
time to ask the C.L.O.R. Chief Love
27:28
Officer Steve Harvey. This is from Christian
27:30
in Memphis. Christian says, I have overactive
27:32
sweat glands and I had a terrible
27:35
time last night when I tried to
27:37
have sex. I took a
27:39
shower first, but once my feet
27:41
started sweating, it was over. The
27:44
lady tried to be nice about it. So do
27:46
I tell her the truth or never call her
27:48
again? Hey, dog, you go
27:50
ahead and start wearing t-shirts and socks. That'd
27:54
make them hotter, won't it? Well,
27:57
you know, they got these socks that we cool as all
27:59
of them. these cool socks. You got
28:01
to buy you some cool socks. You got
28:03
to get you from t shirts. These
28:06
old actors for don't nobody want all that
28:08
dripping in the eye. You know, this and
28:10
you got all this sweat glands you just
28:12
don't want that dog. Don't nobody
28:14
want all that. Yeah.
28:19
Too much. So you had to
28:22
get you a skin suit you go ahead and slide
28:24
into a nude suit that look
28:26
like skin Richard Pryor had gone
28:28
on a long time. His TV show.
28:31
It's like a body stock.
28:34
You put it on it look like skin.
28:39
You're gonna be a little rough but you a man
28:41
anyway. So should
28:43
we tell his lady that you
28:45
got to tell her let her let her go
28:47
never call her again. No,
28:49
no, no, don't do that. Don't just
28:52
explain to her the problem you got. And
28:55
see if she willing to help you now
28:57
she willing to help you then even with
28:59
your sweat glands she was probably laying there
29:01
going what are you sweating for you doing.
29:08
Only you're sweating. All right. Only
29:11
this sweat. Moving
29:13
on. Glad you're wet. Well,
29:19
when you be sweating on your body your body
29:21
be wet. Right. All right.
29:24
Moving on to Rowan in
29:26
Shamburg. Ryan
29:30
and Shamburg writes I have a work phone
29:32
and my co worker constantly sends me
29:34
screenshots from Instagram day and night. My
29:36
husband said to get my little work
29:38
friend in check but he won't stop
29:41
and I can't block him. Should I
29:43
let my husband talk to him? You
29:46
don't know what to do. No,
29:49
because you're gonna have no job no more. Just
29:55
go to him and say hey listen to
29:58
me. Don't send me anything. else
30:00
because if you do here are my options and
30:02
I don't want to exercise either one of them
30:04
so I'm gonna give you a chance but don't
30:07
send me any more information. Number
30:10
one I have to go to
30:12
HR and number two
30:14
I'm gonna have to go to my husband. If
30:17
I'm going to HR you might lose your job
30:19
if I go to my husband you might lose
30:21
your life. Which one you want to do? Or
30:23
you can stop sending stuff and just be silly.
30:26
No that's what it's gonna come
30:28
down to. You ain't got to say that
30:30
but that's what you're gonna insinuate. Hey look
30:32
brother I really like
30:34
you as a person but I need for
30:36
you to stop sending me stuff on Instagram
30:38
it's inappropriate I am married and I don't
30:40
want it. Now if you don't stop
30:43
I have two options and
30:45
I don't want to exercise either one of them.
30:47
I can go to HR to stop it and
30:50
I think you could possibly be in trouble and
30:52
lose your job or I could
30:54
tell my husband. But neither one of us
30:56
want that because my husband did not need
30:59
to be in prison. Is
31:01
it that serious though? I mean because
31:03
we do that all the time. No
31:05
it's serious if she don't want it
31:07
it's inappropriate in a workplace if
31:09
you do something to a person that they
31:11
don't want that's inappropriate man we in a
31:13
new day. This is true.
31:16
Alright. Look at
31:18
the HR expert on the show. Come on. You
31:20
know how many times I don't want you to
31:22
go to HR? Let's
31:24
move on. It's Leon from A.M.E.
31:26
Sensitivity Studies out ahead to do.
31:29
Not studies. We're
31:32
moving on. Leon in
31:34
DeSoto writes my wife and I are
31:36
house hunting. She expects a home with
31:38
a pool and a lot of land
31:41
but our budget is leaning more toward
31:43
a starter home. This is
31:45
our first home together and I told her
31:47
we can upgrade later. How do I get
31:49
her to be more realistic? Stretch doll. You're
31:52
going to stretch on this one.
31:54
What do you mean? You're going to stretch. Here's
31:56
the deal anyway. You can only buy with your
31:58
wife. income that you
32:01
buy. You're going to qualify for a
32:03
certain loan. That's it. You
32:05
won't. You can
32:07
want all you want and there ain't nothing wrong with
32:09
dreaming, but they're going to tell you what you qualify
32:11
for. The bank, the mortgage company,
32:13
whatever, right? Am I right, John? Yes,
32:16
that's what my husband does for a limit. Yes. And
32:18
so I think that's what you're going to have to
32:20
play the ball in ball game in there unless you
32:22
run across some extra money or you
32:24
can find that in that
32:26
budget price and have to go in
32:28
and do some fixing, which is going to cost you way
32:31
more money if you don't. So
32:33
yeah, I don't
32:35
think you have to get her to be realistic. I
32:37
think the banks and mortgage company going to help you
32:39
be realistic. Oh yeah, they're
32:41
going to break it down. Now
32:46
that I'm just trying
32:48
to be a better Christian today. Okay.
32:52
Well, moving on. Crazy. DeMarcus.
32:54
This is the last one. DeMarcus Carla,
32:56
that's for you. I'm sure. You know,
32:58
that's my name. Come on, DeMarcus. What's
33:00
wrong? Come on. DeMarcus in Charlotte says,
33:03
why does my wife get mad if
33:05
dinner is ready when she gets home
33:07
from work? I work from home and
33:09
I'm a much better cook than she
33:11
is. So what's the big deal? Why
33:14
is she hating and not happy?
33:16
Am I overstepping my boundaries here?
33:19
You just love him. You
33:22
may just be done. Now
33:24
listen to me. He was married to one
33:27
of my co-hosts. I love
33:29
him. She would come in and just
33:31
be entertained. I love him. Every day.
33:33
I have no idea who you're talking
33:35
about on the show, but I love
33:37
you. And I support her. Me too.
33:40
I ain't nobody mad at that. Well,
33:42
Carla doing it for a reason because
33:44
she can cook and then
33:46
talk to me gumbo. But surely
33:48
on the other hand, I didn't
33:50
mean to use your name, but
33:52
surely on the other hand, it's
33:54
out now. Remember you're trying to
33:56
be a better Christian. Oh,
34:00
he said what teacher Oh rice and steak Rice
34:09
and steak in the same But
34:13
I love to Marcus Well,
34:18
I'm saying it surely open up that
34:20
pot and it looks like Right beef
34:23
jerky Clo
34:27
but I love what
34:29
is this with beef jerky? I
34:34
didn't know jerky came juice. Nice
34:37
time making juicy jerky. It's
34:40
a new year. It's called juicy jerky rice
34:44
Juicy jerky rice Is
34:48
he overstepping his boundaries that's what DeMarcus
34:50
wants to know not
34:53
if you live with Shirley Just
35:00
ask her how she wanted to do but
35:02
she already know you doing it cuz she can't cook
35:04
she already know she knows All
35:11
right, thank you C. Hello coming
35:13
up at the top of the hour
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everybody, as promised, joining us now
38:29
are two of the three brothers
38:32
that have really changed the
38:34
way the game is done. And
38:36
I'm telling you this from a perspective of
38:39
someone who knows. I've
38:41
never in my entire
38:43
life seen three brothers
38:45
come together as individual
38:47
stand-ups, perform as
38:50
an improv group, and sell
38:52
out arenas. I did
38:54
not think that was even possible.
38:56
I'm telling you, they have reinvented
38:58
the game. I've seen it
39:00
tried many times. Second City
39:02
TV tried to tour like that, couldn't
39:05
get in big arenas. I
39:07
watched Saturday Night Live try to go
39:09
into arenas, couldn't do it. The
39:11
first and only ones I've ever seen
39:13
doing it ever is 85 South, and
39:16
they are here today. Two of the
39:18
bad boys is here. We
39:20
got Carlos Miller, we got Chico Bean.
39:23
They on tour with their big business shows
39:25
all over the South this fall. So
39:28
let's see if they coming to a city
39:30
near you. Ladies and gentlemen, two of the
39:32
three out of 85 South, Carlos
39:35
Miller, Chico Bean in the
39:37
building. Welcome, welcome. Good morning.
39:40
My name's Chico Bean. Don't
39:44
nobody introduce nobody like me. I'm
39:47
the greatest intro of
39:49
all time. I agree. Fellas,
39:52
how y'all doing, man? We doing amazing.
39:54
How are y'all? Good, we good.
39:57
All good, all good. Hey,
39:59
Carlos. Yeah, I saw a
40:02
video you you
40:05
was talking about when you ever asked a
40:07
country as person one question and
40:10
they tell you this whole thing said, Hey man,
40:12
you know how to get
40:14
to someone. So yeah, I know how to get there. Where
40:16
you from? Atlanta, my sister's Lee
40:18
of being Atlanta and he went through
40:20
this whole story about how they got
40:23
a divorce, how they got sick man.
40:25
I was sitting up there. Holling man.
40:27
That was a great bit, but you,
40:29
y'all can't appreciate that. It's
40:32
a true story, bro. I laughed. I played
40:34
that thing my four, five times because that's
40:36
exactly how they do it, man. Y'all catches
40:38
real man. Hey man, y'all got a lot
40:40
of upcoming dates, man. Let's talk about some
40:42
of the places y'all going. Going everywhere. Yeah.
40:44
We are. We had Jacksonville this weekend, Miami
40:46
and we in Memphis, we in Houston. You
40:48
know, we moving all around man, taking that
40:51
show on the road. Yeah, we're going to
40:53
Louisiana everywhere. Everywhere they want to see the
40:55
85 South show, man. We, you know, we
40:57
stayed touring. So we got to get all
40:59
the major markets, but this time we went
41:01
back, we added a few so we can get
41:03
more, you know, more coverage and hit more place.
41:05
How did y'all come up with the concept? Whose
41:08
idea was it? Are you talking to him? Yeah.
41:14
Carlos is the elder to us, to me and fly.
41:16
You know, as far as comedy goes, he had been
41:19
doing it longer and he had, you know, kind of
41:21
came up in the trenches of the games, working
41:23
the clubs of Atlanta and everything. And he kind of
41:25
got a different vantage point on what
41:28
was necessary to really build the name.
41:30
You know, I mean, this was before we had
41:32
the pleasure of being around any level of success.
41:34
Like we've been blessed with what you see them,
41:36
various other people. So low that idea is that
41:38
man, we can use this while and out of
41:40
the springboard. We don't be supposed to do on
41:42
here, but we got to build something that's ours,
41:44
you know, and he had that vision just from
41:46
understanding what was necessary a little bit earlier than
41:49
we did. And we just, you know, trust each
41:51
other and definitely trust them. So it was like,
41:53
let's rock out. Let's do it. Steve, you've been
41:55
in the game long enough that you know that
41:57
like one thing that I really focused on and
41:59
one thing like that really stood out you
42:02
know, there's like a l like each other,
42:05
like the work with each
42:07
other, but like each other.
42:09
It ain't friends in this game.
42:11
So I real friends. This is
42:13
how kick it like
42:15
this. So it to make it
42:17
something. We good what it would be.
42:19
It and then
42:22
we took it to th it
42:24
to the, you know, to th just
42:26
it spilled over into built
42:28
it brick by brick, was
42:30
the basis of the whole it's
42:33
just an amazing cons you.
42:36
I've never seen this it ain't
42:38
can't nobody com I
42:40
was a student of this t tried
42:42
to do it. Saturday n come
42:45
out and do it. It's at
42:47
this level. Y'all in a that's
42:49
some, there's some This
42:52
is the new kings. I' I
42:56
didn't, I didn't talk th I
42:58
didn't talk this over wi did
43:00
this thing with Chris the
43:03
new kings. This is the version
43:06
of it. I mean, I' It's
43:09
an incredible thing there.
43:12
Why? I don't know man. I've never
43:14
seen the towards
43:16
each other to let Yeah,
43:20
they have a real ti all
43:22
students of the game let
43:25
you know on multiple something
43:27
that we watch a in
43:29
the game that it was a whole
43:32
just opening for th
43:36
we always say if the King on
43:38
stage together, that's I
43:40
mean, and just us under dynamic
43:43
that we have toge enough
43:46
light on one stage to be
43:48
up there together a type of
43:50
shine and have th impact
43:52
is something that said that we
43:54
would be lia knew that's what we were
44:00
This is something that's realistic. We can take this
44:02
as far as we want to take it. Yeah.
44:04
I think what prohibited the
44:06
Kings from doing anything like that is
44:08
we were just older and we only
44:10
knew one way. Nah, y'all wasn't that
44:12
old. Y'all suits was old, but y'all
44:14
wasn't old. You know what
44:17
I'm saying? And then watch yourself.
44:19
And then watch yourself. Be careful
44:21
of the bad guys. Y'all.
44:23
And then be very careful of the button
44:25
count player. How
44:27
many buttons was it, dog? Well,
44:30
it was a private man. Dog, if you
44:32
didn't have five buttons on your suit, what
44:34
the hell you getting made for? Man,
44:39
that's crazy. I was dressed like Denzel when
44:41
he first got the hollow. Come on.
44:44
Damn. Malcolm X. Malcolm X. Too
44:48
much power, one black man. You're
44:51
dressed like Denzel. You're dressed like
44:53
Denzel. All pillows, man. Hey,
44:55
y'all stick around. We coming back. We
44:58
got Phone 85 South when we come back.
45:00
We're going to go over the dates when
45:02
we come back and tell you how you
45:04
can get tickets. These some bad boys, man.
45:07
Carlos Miller, Chico Bean, right back. You're
45:09
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
45:11
Hey, y'all, welcome back. Our special guest
45:13
this morning is 85 South. We
45:16
got two of the three. We got Carlos
45:18
Miller. We got Chico Bean. They own the
45:20
big business tour. Let me tell you right
45:22
now, this weekend, you can get them in
45:24
Jacksonville, Florida. You can get them in Miami,
45:26
Florida. Next weekend, you can
45:29
see them in Memphis, Tennessee, and
45:31
Birmingham. After that, Shreveport
45:33
and Houston. After that, they go
45:35
into Greenville and Charlotte. Coming back
45:37
after that, they go into Louisville,
45:40
Kentucky first, then they go into
45:42
New Orleans, and then Lord have
45:44
mercy. Get ready for Christmas at
45:47
its best. December 21st, I
45:49
expect multiple shows to be sold out.
45:53
It's a Christmas package that can
45:55
be sent out. It's Christmas gift.
45:57
Get your friends and everybody to
46:00
go see them. incredible 85 South
46:02
in Atlanta, Georgia. Hey! That's
46:06
a stocking stuffer right there, baby. I mean,
46:09
for real, man, you should've got a job
46:11
with Ringlin' Brothers OG. You know how to
46:13
take sales, baby. Let me tell you something,
46:15
Pimp. What I know how to do is
46:17
sell tickets. Absolutely. How
46:19
can everybody get tickets, brother? They can go
46:22
to the website. They can go to 85southshow.com
46:24
or see, you know, we got an app,
46:26
though. We got our own app called Channel
46:28
85, we drop all the
46:30
exclusive content, all the things that we've been working
46:32
on, all the stuff that we produce and all
46:34
the shows that we got in-house. Channel 85, make
46:36
sure you get it, man. We going digital. We
46:39
into the tech world now, man. So we got
46:41
our own app. See, y'all making money, man. I
46:43
know, we still are. Everything we do, we
46:46
do it. We try to do it in-house. We can straight
46:48
for money, man. See what y'all
46:50
did was, y'all went and got them young
46:52
boys. Y'all went and got Captain Ryan Fuham
46:54
and went and got that all. Chat him.
46:56
See, we got everybody. Chat
46:59
him. Chat him. Chat him. Chat
47:01
him. Chat him. Chat him. Chat
47:03
him. Chat him. Chat him.
47:05
I wanted him, but I had a partner, though,
47:07
see? Oh, yeah. I
47:09
had a partner. I had a partner. I had a partner.
47:11
I had a partner. Yeah. It
47:14
was a blessing in the sky. But I had a
47:16
question. They already knew what to do. Steve, could you
47:18
ever see yourself during the weekend again? I've thought about
47:20
it one theater date and just call it just one
47:22
more thing. Let's go with you. It's going
47:24
to be career ending. Because I'm going to say, we're
47:27
all sponsorship dollars. Oh, man.
47:31
We definitely got to do that, so, Lo. Yeah, I
47:33
want to hit this. Give me a high five on
47:35
that one. Hey, dog, you know what?
47:37
Bro, I'm out. Like, we got his own employees.
47:40
He might be able to double up for real,
47:42
Lo. Let's go on this. Tell him one more
47:44
time how to get tickets, Steve. They
47:46
can go to 85selfshow.com. They
47:49
ain't got to do it. They smart. They got
47:51
their own app. Hell, I'm kind of pissed off
47:53
at them now. And, hey, man, what? I'm getting
47:56
invited on the damn podcast. No, Steve, you're not
47:58
already mad. I've seen you on somebody's... You
48:01
said you were gonna do that in the 5th South
48:03
so first. That was Shannon Shaw. We
48:05
love Shannon Shaw but we got a couch too.
48:08
It ain't nothing but we got one. It
48:10
ain't nothing. Chico Bean, Carlos Miller,
48:12
we love you guys. Thank
48:15
you all. Thank
48:18
you all so much. Hey y'all, listen
48:20
up. It's the Big Business
48:22
Tour, 85 South Jacksonville, Florida and Miami this weekend.
48:24
Then right after that, head on over to Memphis
48:26
and Birmingham. Hey ladies and gentlemen, I'm telling you,
48:28
two of the great ones, the New Kings 2.0 version.
48:32
Ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Miller, Chico
48:34
Bean. We love y'all. You're listening
48:36
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
48:39
Well it went down last night in New
48:41
York. Governor Tim Walts and
48:43
Senator J.D. Vance squared off in their
48:45
one and only. It was their first
48:48
debate, it was their one and only
48:50
debate. This is the last debate period
48:52
before the election. It was a vice
48:54
presidential debate. I'm just going
48:56
to go out on a limb here and say Governor
48:59
Tim Walts won last night. Absolutely.
49:02
He won. I'm
49:05
going to go out on a limb
49:07
and say this was the most boring
49:09
debate in debate
49:11
history. Let's just be real. Yeah,
49:13
it was boring. These
49:16
are some things that we have to
49:18
remember what's on the ballot. Women's rights,
49:20
women's reproductive rights. You got to
49:23
remember what's on the ballot. J.D.
49:25
Vance, the way he talked, he
49:27
lied about a lot of things and
49:30
I loved how Walts called him out.
49:32
He checked them. He checked them about
49:34
the Haitian statement that he made about
49:36
eating dogs and all that. Yeah,
49:39
how little girls had to be escorted
49:41
by the police to schools. Because that's
49:43
your home state, sir. That is your
49:45
home state, J.D. Vance. I loved how
49:47
he checked them on that. I love
49:49
how he told him that Trump said
49:51
that climate control was a hoax. Because
49:56
they were talking about hurricanes. things.
50:00
So, um, let's go. The energy is there.
50:02
We got work to do. This is not
50:04
a drill, Steve. We keep telling people to
50:07
get to the polls and vote. And
50:10
it's it's go to you gotta register. We want
50:12
you to vote early as well but go to
50:14
vote.gov vote dot gov to register. Yeah. All of
50:16
that. I mean, we've what else and and and
50:19
and and and and those of you who saw
50:21
the debate, I wasn't here to see it because
50:23
of where I am but those
50:25
of you that saw the debate, I mean, look
50:27
man, the decision is clear. Let's go. Yeah.
50:30
Yeah. We only have 30 some days left.
50:32
Let's go. It's it's serious now. It is
50:34
really really serious. Yeah. I remember
50:36
this JD Vance. He said last night too on
50:38
the debate, the debate that he wouldn't
50:41
support a national federal ban
50:43
on abortion but the
50:46
back in 2022, he said he would he
50:50
would support that. So, he's a lot. Y'all
50:52
gotta watch him. He's he's well, he said
50:54
he didn't like Trump and now he's the
50:57
baby. You know, he called. Yeah. You're that's
50:59
your boy. A flip flop is what he
51:01
is. Yeah. So, yeah. Get registered. Vote early
51:03
when it comes to your state and please
51:06
let's get this done. I don't know what
51:08
else really people are saying they're undecided. What
51:10
else can the candidates do? You got 30
51:13
days. You ain't undecided. Yes, vote. Candidate.
51:16
What can the else can they do? I'll
51:18
tell you what. If you're undecided, just vote
51:20
for come here and and the decision is
51:22
over with. Yeah. Vote early.
51:25
Please vote early. Vote early. Definitely.
51:28
How about this man? Just just vote for
51:30
morality in the White House. There you go.
51:32
Mm hmm. There you go. Steve. How about
51:34
if we just vote for decency? Yeah. Why
51:36
don't we try that? If you can't figure
51:38
it out. It's integrity. Hey man, let me
51:40
tell y'all something. Them issues they talking about
51:42
that that's wishy washy anyway.
51:44
Yeah. All these issues they trying to
51:47
make. Let me tell you something. The
51:49
Republicans are not going to close the
51:51
border because they can't.
51:55
If Republicans close the border, all
51:57
they big businesses and farming construction.
52:00
and restaurants will close. Also,
52:03
if you close the border, how you
52:05
gonna get them cars across? A
52:09
$30,000 car now will cost you $78,000 if
52:12
you close the border. What are you talking about?
52:16
Man, stop lying to these people about what you
52:18
gonna do. Please stop lying. He was president for
52:20
four years and ain't closed the damn border. What
52:22
was you waiting on? But you stopped travel from
52:25
seven Muslim countries, though you did that, dude. And
52:29
what did Tim Walz do after the debate?
52:31
Went and had pizza. I love you.
52:35
I could deal with somebody like that in like peace. You're
52:37
getting hungry. Debating makes you
52:39
hungry. He's genuine, I like
52:41
him. He's genuine. For sure. For Tim Walz,
52:43
me and him got the same stomach. Yeah.
52:49
Somebody look just like me. You
52:52
wanna relate to your candidate. Hey,
52:54
June. You need to work on that. Work
52:56
on that. Y'all got same hairline. You
53:01
know, you just finding physical attributes to vote
53:03
for people. Again,
53:08
we're joking, but this is very serious.
53:10
Go to vote.gov and register to vote
53:12
today so your vote can be counted.
53:15
You matter. You vote matter. You can't
53:17
vote for nobody else, June. This
53:21
candidate of choice is clear. You can, y'all
53:24
got way too much going on in y'all
53:26
life. All right, guys, coming
53:28
up next, the nephew and today's prank phone
53:30
call right after this. You're
53:32
listening to the Steve Harvey morning show.
53:36
Coming up at about four minutes after
53:38
the hour, it's my strawberry letter for
53:40
today. And the subject is he risked
53:42
it all for one more night with
53:44
her. We'll get into that, find out
53:46
what that's all about in just a
53:49
few because right now. Huh?
53:52
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Right
53:54
now it is time for the nephew and today's
53:57
prank phone call. What you got in that? I
53:59
got it. got F P C
54:03
caught y'all guard huh? F P
54:06
C F P C stands for
54:09
funeral picture company.
54:12
We come around and we take your picture
54:14
you know so we can have it for
54:16
the program you know you know you haven't
54:18
passed away yet we want to get your
54:20
picture now that way you get the picture
54:22
you want on your program you see what
54:24
I'm saying all right let's go cat now
54:26
if you could hello hello I'm trying to
54:28
reach a Darwin Darwin this is he hey
54:30
Darwin how you doing
54:33
this is Frank with a FPC
54:35
we're trying to come down and
54:37
see about making an appointment with
54:39
you within the next week if
54:41
that's possible for what there we're
54:43
supposed to come by I'm with
54:45
FPC we wanted to we have
54:47
what is that what is FPC
54:51
sir your name was left with us
54:53
and you're you're on on
54:55
our file actually come out and make an
54:57
appointment with you so we can so we
54:59
can get your picture taken you must have
55:02
the wrong number I'm not I'm not signed
55:04
up to take no picture anything sir okay
55:06
well you are you're Darwin correct yeah yes
55:08
I am Darwin so you call Darwin that's
55:10
what you call it but anything about a
55:12
picture what what's up with a picture we've
55:15
got you on our schedule here FPC we
55:17
have you on our schedule to
55:20
to actually for us to come out to your home and
55:22
take your picture okay FPC what's
55:24
company is that what's what y'all what type
55:26
of picture and what would I be taking
55:29
I'm not taking no picture but what what
55:31
is FPC okay you don't know anything about
55:33
a photo being taken of you need
55:36
no sir no okay sir
55:39
FPC is uh we are this
55:41
is a funeral picture company a
55:44
funeral picture company and what we do is we
55:46
move out and take your picture and
55:49
we actually keep it on file that way when
55:51
you do pass away we have your picture for
55:53
your program and we have a nice picture for
55:55
you oh man look I thought did right now
55:57
you're not taking no picture of me Who
56:00
is this again? My name is Frank. Frank.
56:02
Oh, okay, Frank, you mean to tell me.
56:04
Y'all taking pictures of people
56:07
before they die, just so
56:09
you could have their picture on
56:11
file? We keep
56:13
it on file, and then you have a good
56:15
picture on your program. And that's what we do.
56:18
Damn, that's some *******. I ain't signed up for nothing
56:20
like that. Who the hell signed me up for some ******* like that?
56:23
I'm not quite sure, but we're trying to
56:25
schedule what we can come out, beginning
56:28
of next week, so we can get your picture taken.
56:31
Next week, week after, you get a ******* picture
56:33
when I'm dead. You're not taking no picture of
56:35
me before I die. That don't sound right. Sir,
56:38
don't you want to have a good picture on
56:40
your program? Sir, you're not taking no ******* picture
56:42
of me for no ******* funeral arrangements
56:44
that I'm not dead yet. I
56:46
don't understand that. What the hell is this about?
56:49
Nobody. Who signed me up for it then? Tell me
56:51
that much. Sir, I don't have
56:53
the actual person listed here on who signs
56:55
you up, but I do have the number
56:57
and you are Darwin, Mr. Darwin's *******, so...
57:00
I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking
57:02
no ******* pictures. You
57:05
guys run around taking pictures of people before
57:07
they die, just to have a good
57:09
picture on fire? That sounds like some *******, man. I
57:12
ain't never heard of no ******* like that,
57:14
sir. Okay, sir. Are you...
57:17
I mean, we have your address here. Are you available? No,
57:19
I'm not available. I'm not available
57:21
at all to take no ******* picture
57:23
for a funeral that I'm not even
57:25
dead yet. I
57:27
don't get that. That sounds like a bunch of *******. And I... Who
57:30
the hell gave you my number? That's what I want to
57:32
know. Sir, I'm not quite sure, but one thing we have
57:34
to do is we have to follow through with our
57:37
jobs. So what we're going to have to do is
57:39
we have to come out there and take a picture.
57:41
No. So I don't want to,
57:44
you know, create a problem, but I have to get a
57:46
picture of you by next week.
57:48
Oh, it's going to be a ******* problem because
57:50
you're not getting no ******* picture of me for
57:52
no funeral arrangements. Mr. Darwin, I have to come
57:54
by your house, at least by Friday, around
57:57
12 noon. I'll come by and get a picture of
57:59
you. He ain't coming by
58:01
my god-f***ing house no-f***ing Friday. You're gonna lie.
58:03
Gotta be d***ing to come over here to
58:05
try to get my m***ing picture. I got
58:07
plenty of god-f***ing pictures in my house to
58:10
put on a motherf***ing funeral program. I'm not
58:12
taking no f***ing pictures. That mean I'm claiming
58:14
to be dead. I'm not dead. That's
58:17
a more bad little d***ing god-f***ing dinner. I
58:19
don't know what the f*** you work for,
58:21
Frank. But f*** you, you got
58:23
to- Sir, I work for FPC, sir. I work
58:25
for FPC. I- FCC
58:27
my a**. You ain't not taking
58:30
no picture of me. Don't come over here f***ing
58:32
Friday talking about no god-f***ing pissing. You got a
58:34
friend, you got a f***ing pister, and you- and
58:36
I hope they got your god-f***ing picture on file.
58:39
That's a stupid f***ing god-f***ing company you work
58:41
for. I ain't never heard of
58:43
nobody taking no f***ing picture before they die. I
58:46
got millions of pictures in here for that program.
58:48
And when I'm gone, what the f*** do I
58:50
care about what a picture look like? Or who
58:52
wasn't my god-f***ing funeral? They're some ignorant f***ing s***s.
58:54
You tell them whatever the f*** you work for,
58:56
they need to go find another f***ing occupation. That
58:59
don't make no god-f***ing s***s. You're not coming
59:01
over here Friday, buddy. You come over here
59:03
if you want to. Okay, uh, Mr. Darwin.
59:05
Yes. Are
59:08
you familiar with- with, uh, Glenda? That- that's my
59:10
wife. What the f*** are you about to say
59:12
now? I- all I want to do is say
59:14
this, man. I just
59:16
want to say Glenda f*** is the one that
59:18
got me to prank phone call you. This is
59:20
nephew Tommy, baby, from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
59:22
Huh? I'll
59:28
be a f***. Uh, well, you
59:30
had to watch that. I ain't
59:32
never heard of no f***ing business
59:34
like this. Some FPC, funeral picture-taking s***.
59:38
Well, man, I say my new year's resolution,
59:40
I was gonna cut back on drinking, but
59:43
you got me over here about to tip a bottle right now. What
59:46
in the f*** are you crazy? Oh,
59:49
you crazy, man. And come over here
59:51
today about four and get a picture of Glenda's
59:53
f***. You come pick up picture. Y'all got me,
59:55
baby. You got me, baby. I
59:58
got you, man. You're my wife. I ain't
1:00:00
never heard of no fucking company like that.
1:00:03
Hey, your wife put me up to it, man. I'll
1:00:05
tell you what, you tune in tomorrow morning,
1:00:07
man. You gonna catch yourself on national radio.
1:00:09
Hey, I'm gonna tell everybody, boy, they're heading
1:00:11
me out over here. I'm gonna, don't tell
1:00:13
Glenda, but I'm gonna have me a drink
1:00:15
anyway. I was looking for an excuse to
1:00:17
drink. That's right there, a few
1:00:20
little pictures taken to put on fire. Boy, you
1:00:22
outta, you outta lost a half a million of
1:00:24
your head with that in there, buddy. Hey,
1:00:27
man, I gotta ask you something, man.
1:00:29
Darling, tell me this here, man. What's
1:00:31
the baddest, and I mean, the baddest
1:00:33
radio show in the land? Steve Harvey
1:00:35
morning, what's your, buddy? Ha ha ha
1:00:37
ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:00:39
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
1:00:41
Come on, come on, come on, come on. King
1:00:44
of Frank. Come on, come
1:00:46
on. I play too much. I play
1:00:48
too much. All day long, baby. All
1:00:50
right, I got a new one added
1:00:53
to my calendar. This is Winston-Salem State
1:00:55
University Homecoming, that is November the
1:00:57
9th, baby. This is a concert you don't wanna
1:00:59
miss. That is Monica in the building. Anthony Hamilton
1:01:02
is in the building. Next
1:01:05
level band of Charlotte is in the building,
1:01:07
and you got the Hamiltons. I'm assuming they
1:01:09
belong to Anthony Hamilton. It's
1:01:11
the Hamiltons, okay? Hosted
1:01:14
by yours truly, nephew Tommy. Tickets are on
1:01:16
sale right now, all right? You don't wanna
1:01:18
miss it. We will be at the Homecoming,
1:01:20
and as you already know, in Chicago, we're
1:01:22
gonna be at the Homecoming. And
1:01:25
as you already know, in Chicago,
1:01:27
Illinois, it is the sweetest day
1:01:29
Comedy Jam. That is Bill Bellamy.
1:01:32
That's me, nephew Tommy Mark Curry,
1:01:34
Tommy Davidson, Lou Nail, Tony Roberts,
1:01:36
sweetest day Comedy Jam. WinTrust Arena,
1:01:39
October the 19th, tickets on sale right
1:01:41
now, and of course, Lafayette is laying
1:01:43
in the cut. Lafayette, Louisiana, me and
1:01:45
Cheryl Underwood have teamed up, y'all, November
1:01:47
the 30th. That's right,
1:01:49
Thanksgiving Comedy Festival. Me and Cheryl, nephew
1:01:52
Tommy, Cheryl Underwood, helping us, Mitchell and
1:01:54
Dominique. We at the New Jersey Pack.
1:01:57
That's November 30th. That's right
1:01:59
after Thanksgiving. giving and my wife is
1:02:01
allowing me to leave home knowing that she
1:02:03
does not allow that because she is allowing
1:02:05
me to leave home and I want to
1:02:07
say right now I'm grateful and humble that
1:02:09
you are letting me do that. One
1:02:12
mic, one mic that's the comedy
1:02:14
club. That right there would
1:02:16
be Mike F's comedy club. That's in Detroit Michigan.
1:02:18
The nephew gonna be there November the first through
1:02:20
the third. Yeah baby, one mic come watch me
1:02:22
baby. So everybody in Detroit if you haven't seen
1:02:25
the latest nephew where I tell
1:02:27
my story. The whole house
1:02:29
part of comedy jam come out, come out,
1:02:31
come out tickets are on sale right now
1:02:33
you ain't heard this story but you need
1:02:36
to hear it Lord today. That boy been
1:02:38
through something. That boy been through something. But
1:02:41
you live to tell about it, praise the Lord.
1:02:44
Yes, put a joke on it. Alright
1:02:46
coming up next, thank you nephew Strawberry
1:02:48
Letter for today the subject he risked
1:02:50
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1:02:52
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1:02:54
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risked it all for one night with
1:06:26
her. Dear Steven Shirley, I'm
1:06:28
dating a man that was married when I
1:06:30
met him. He was going through a
1:06:32
hard divorce. So I allowed him to
1:06:34
vent and even cry sometimes because he was
1:06:37
going through it. I loved
1:06:39
how he never said anything negative about
1:06:41
his ex-wife. I felt like she had
1:06:43
to be an evil person because of
1:06:45
how bad the divorce was. I finally
1:06:47
talked to her for the first time
1:06:49
and she's far from evil. But first,
1:06:52
let me tell you what happened two
1:06:54
weekends ago. I went to Dallas
1:06:56
for the day and I drove back home
1:06:58
that same night. My boyfriend said he was
1:07:00
out watching the game. He sent me a
1:07:03
text that said he wanted to see me
1:07:05
before I left and another one that said,
1:07:07
please, please, please. I was back home by
1:07:09
then. So I texted him and told him
1:07:11
I was home in bed and I asked
1:07:14
him to come over. He didn't
1:07:16
respond. Never in my wildest
1:07:18
dreams would I have thought that his
1:07:20
texts were not for me.
1:07:22
Supposedly he was trying to text his
1:07:24
ex-wife, not me. Now
1:07:27
fast forward to yesterday when his
1:07:29
ex-wife called me. She said she
1:07:31
got my number from my boyfriend's
1:07:33
phone. She was very pleasant and
1:07:35
complimentary and she said she follows
1:07:37
me on Instagram. She said she
1:07:39
got married two weeks ago in
1:07:41
Virginia and my boyfriend called her
1:07:44
millions of times before she left town
1:07:46
for her wedding. She said he
1:07:48
begged to make love to her one more time
1:07:50
and she sent me the text thread to prove
1:07:53
it. His text said that
1:07:55
he'd risk it all just to have one
1:07:57
more night with her. She said they did
1:07:59
have sex. that night and she felt that
1:08:01
I should know. So I can
1:08:03
only assume that he's still in love with
1:08:05
her. My boyfriend denied everything, even the
1:08:08
text. For the first time ever,
1:08:10
he said he hates her. Should
1:08:12
I believe his ex or
1:08:14
not? I don't know
1:08:16
who you should believe. I really don't.
1:08:19
She has absolutely no reason to call
1:08:21
you with this story. And
1:08:23
then again, if it's true, your boyfriend had every
1:08:25
reason to lie to you. I mean, he got
1:08:28
caught, so then he had to lie. Like
1:08:30
Steve always says, because he could
1:08:32
now lose you. But
1:08:34
this, I don't know, this sounds crazy
1:08:36
to me. It sounds kind of like
1:08:38
revenge or something, because for what reason?
1:08:40
I just can't think of a reason
1:08:42
why she would waste her time running
1:08:44
back to you and snitching. The ex-wife
1:08:47
did not have to tell you this.
1:08:49
She's with her new husband now, they're
1:08:51
married. So what difference does it make
1:08:53
for, you know, if she's honest with
1:08:55
you, she doesn't even know you. Is
1:08:57
she trying to do you a solid or something,
1:08:59
you know, by letting you know what kind of
1:09:01
man you're with? Why can't she just
1:09:04
go on, be happy with her new husband? I just,
1:09:06
again, say she didn't have to tell you that she
1:09:08
slept with her ex, you're a man. She
1:09:10
said she got your number from her ex's
1:09:12
phone. So she had his phone. She could
1:09:14
have sent the text messages herself. I don't
1:09:16
know. My question is, why does she
1:09:18
have to sting you and her ex on the way
1:09:21
out? She was risking it all too. I mean, she
1:09:23
had a lot to lose. You guys could have gone
1:09:25
back and told her. It just reeks, I don't know,
1:09:27
of her trying to get back at her ex. One
1:09:30
last dig on the way out. I don't know,
1:09:32
Steve. Shirley, Shirley,
1:09:34
Shirley. Yes,
1:09:37
Steve. Girl, girl, girl. See,
1:09:41
the problem, Shirley, is you
1:09:43
keep trying to give people
1:09:46
the benefit of the doubt.
1:09:50
You being a kind-hearted person,
1:09:52
try to find the good
1:09:54
in everybody. I,
1:09:57
on the other hand, know most people
1:09:59
ain't sugar hunting. and I just go
1:10:01
on and get to the point. Why
1:10:04
we playing around right here? Cause
1:10:06
I see what's happening in this
1:10:08
letter. Shirley, you almost saw it.
1:10:12
You almost saw it, but the good
1:10:14
person in you just
1:10:16
won't let you believe it. Well,
1:10:19
see, there's a side of me
1:10:22
that I do believe that fat
1:10:24
meat is greasy. That's
1:10:27
the difference. I'm dating a man that was
1:10:29
married when I met him. He's going through
1:10:31
a hard divorce, so I lied him to
1:10:33
even cry sometime. Then she said,
1:10:35
and this is key, I
1:10:37
loved how he never said
1:10:40
anything negative about his
1:10:42
wife. Keep that in mind. That's
1:10:45
number one. Then she
1:10:47
said, I felt like she had
1:10:49
to be an evil person. Let's
1:10:53
keep that in mind. That's statement number
1:10:55
two. And then she
1:10:57
said, I finally talked to her for the first time and
1:10:59
she's far from evil. Oh,
1:11:02
how many times have you talked to
1:11:04
somebody you thought was wonderful, only to
1:11:07
find out later that they what? First
1:11:10
time you talk to most people, they cool. It's
1:11:13
them other conversations where you stay, it's
1:11:16
the discovery part of it. So
1:11:18
let me tell you what happened two weeks ago.
1:11:20
I went to Dallas for the day. I drove
1:11:22
back home that same night. My boyfriend said he
1:11:24
was out watching the game. He sent me a
1:11:26
text that said he wanted to see me before
1:11:28
I left. And one
1:11:30
that said, please, please, please. Now let's
1:11:33
keep that in mind. The
1:11:36
text that said he
1:11:38
wanted to see me before I left.
1:11:42
That's statement number three. Another
1:11:45
one that said, please, please, please,
1:11:47
please, please. Not
1:11:50
James Brown. Please, please don't
1:11:52
go. Baby, I
1:11:55
love you so. So
1:11:58
now we begging. I was back
1:12:00
home. So I told him to text him
1:12:02
when I was home in bed, asked him
1:12:04
to come over. He didn't respond. Never
1:12:06
in my wildest dreams would I have thought that his
1:12:09
texts were not for me. Well, why would you say
1:12:11
they was not for you? Supposedly
1:12:13
he was trying to text his ex-wife, not
1:12:15
me. Now fast forward to
1:12:17
yesterday when his ex-wife called me, she said
1:12:19
she got my number from my boyfriend's phone.
1:12:23
You said in your letter, I finally talked
1:12:25
to her for the first time and she's
1:12:27
far from evil. But that was right after
1:12:29
you said, like
1:12:31
she has to be an evil person. Now
1:12:33
here come the evil ass person. Hang on
1:12:35
Steve. She called me yesterday. Okay, I'll come
1:12:37
back, I'm gonna show you. All
1:12:40
right, we'll have part two of Steve's
1:12:42
response coming up at 23 minutes after
1:12:44
the hour. Today's strawberry letter subject, he
1:12:46
risked it all for one night with
1:12:48
her. We'll get back into it right
1:12:51
after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
1:12:53
Morning Show. All right, come
1:12:55
on Steve. Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
1:12:57
The subject is he risked it all
1:12:59
for one night with her. Yes,
1:13:02
he did and Shirley said she doesn't, one
1:13:04
of the things you said in the letter
1:13:06
Shirley was, and you almost said it, you
1:13:09
said she doesn't have a reason to
1:13:12
do this. She doesn't
1:13:14
have a reason to do this.
1:13:16
But then you later on tried
1:13:18
to come back to that.
1:13:20
Yeah, but listen to this though, see. See,
1:13:23
here's the statements in the letter. The
1:13:26
man was going through divorce, it was hard when
1:13:28
he was crying and everything, but the lady said,
1:13:30
I loved how he never said anything negative about
1:13:33
his ex-wife. And then the lady said
1:13:35
who wrote this letter, I felt like she had
1:13:37
to be an evil person because of
1:13:39
how the divorce was. That's a good sign. You
1:13:41
find out the true nature of a person when
1:13:43
it comes to money and division. But
1:13:47
then when I talked to her for the first time,
1:13:49
she was far from evil. What happened?
1:13:51
Well, let me tell you what happened two weeks ago.
1:13:55
I drove back home from Dallas that same night,
1:13:57
my boyfriend said he was out watching the game.
1:13:59
He sent me a text and said he wanted
1:14:02
to see me before I left. That's
1:14:04
a direct text to her. She's got to
1:14:06
drive back to her other city. He said,
1:14:08
I want to see you before you leave.
1:14:10
That's a direct text to her. And another
1:14:12
one that said, please, please, please. Well, I
1:14:14
got back home by the time he texted
1:14:17
me and I told him I was in
1:14:19
bed and asked him to come over. Then
1:14:21
he didn't respond. Never
1:14:24
in my wildest dreams would I have thought that
1:14:26
his texts were not for me. Those texts, them
1:14:28
texts was for you. Now
1:14:30
fast forward to yesterday when his ex-wife called me.
1:14:33
Oh, you talking about the person that ain't evil?
1:14:36
Then you said after you talked to her, she's far
1:14:38
from evil. Now, did she called
1:14:40
you out the blue and guess what she called
1:14:42
you? She said she got my number from my
1:14:44
boyfriend's phone. What's she doing in
1:14:46
his phone? That don't sound evil. And
1:14:49
she was very pleasant and complimentary and
1:14:51
said she follows me on Instagram. You
1:14:55
know how many times people sugarcoat
1:14:57
the truth, kind and
1:14:59
compliment, I follow you on Instagram. Why? Why
1:15:02
you following me? What's up with you?
1:15:04
You stalking? Yeah, she following you, because guess
1:15:06
why? She said she got
1:15:09
married two weeks ago in Virginia and
1:15:11
my boyfriend called her millions of times
1:15:13
before she left town for her wedding.
1:15:16
She said he begged to make love to
1:15:18
her one more time and she sent me
1:15:20
the text thread to prove it. But
1:15:23
listen to me though, that text thread
1:15:25
don't say it's from him. Cause
1:15:28
all you can do is screenshot the
1:15:30
text. You can't, the phone number ain't
1:15:32
on there. Just days and
1:15:34
times. So now listen to this game
1:15:36
right here. Said he begged her
1:15:39
to make love to her one more time. She
1:15:41
sent me the text thread. His text said that
1:15:43
he'd risk it all just to have one more
1:15:45
night with her. He ain't
1:15:47
the only person that'll say nothing like that. She
1:15:50
said, then she said they did have
1:15:52
sex that night. Hold on. Ain't
1:15:55
you just now getting married? Exactly.
1:15:58
And then you did. did have sex
1:16:00
with him, and you
1:16:02
think she's a kind, good person, and
1:16:05
she got your number out
1:16:07
of her boyfriend's phone, and
1:16:11
Shirley says she has no reason to
1:16:13
do it, but listen to me, she
1:16:15
has a reason to do it, cause
1:16:17
she did it. Never,
1:16:19
when a person does something, never
1:16:21
say they have no reason to do it, because
1:16:24
they done done it. See, once
1:16:26
you do it, it ain't no need, you talking about,
1:16:28
I ain't had no reason, no, no,
1:16:30
no, you had a reason. His text
1:16:32
said he'd risk it all, just have, she
1:16:35
said she didn't have, she said they did
1:16:37
have sex that night, and she felt that
1:16:39
I should know. Why? Other
1:16:41
than revenge. Why? Because
1:16:43
she stink, she
1:16:46
evil. That's what she is.
1:16:49
Scallywag, and then
1:16:51
go sit up and call you, and
1:16:54
just, I felt like you should know. Wait
1:16:57
a minute, why you didn't feel like you shouldn't
1:16:59
do it? Why you didn't feel
1:17:01
like you should be loyal to your fiance who you
1:17:03
was fitting to marry in a week? Why
1:17:06
you didn't feel like, man, let me spare her
1:17:08
this? Why you didn't feel none of that goodness
1:17:10
stuff you talking about? Now all of a sudden
1:17:12
you a Christian, I felt like you should know.
1:17:16
That's what's crazy to me, man. So
1:17:19
I can only assume that he's still in
1:17:21
love with her. She's married, she's gone. My
1:17:23
boyfriend didn't, here go my man, right here, right here.
1:17:26
Come on, come through now. Here go the whole letter
1:17:28
for me. My boyfriend
1:17:30
denied everything, even
1:17:33
the text. For
1:17:35
the first time ever, he said he hates
1:17:37
her. Should
1:17:41
I believe his ex or
1:17:43
not? First of all,
1:17:45
you need to, what was
1:17:47
the ex's purpose for
1:17:49
letting you know any of
1:17:52
this? She felt that you should know. Wait
1:17:54
a minute, why, what happened? What
1:17:56
was the breakup about? What was the divorce?
1:17:59
Cause obviously he- was heard about the divorce
1:18:01
crying and stuff because he didn't want to
1:18:03
lose her for some reason. But maybe it
1:18:05
was something she did. This
1:18:08
person you thought was not evil who I think
1:18:10
is nothing but pure evil. So
1:18:13
I think what happened is she
1:18:15
called you since her marriage is
1:18:17
messed up because she done violated
1:18:19
her fiancee and her wedding vows
1:18:21
by sleeping with your husband after
1:18:24
he begged her and then thought
1:18:26
she'd call you out the goodness
1:18:28
of her heart. What was
1:18:30
all this goodness when it was time to make the
1:18:32
decision not to sleep with him? So
1:18:35
lady, I wouldn't believe the ex if I was
1:18:37
you cause she had
1:18:39
every reason to do that. She's
1:18:41
got a bunch of reasons and
1:18:43
she's evil. And who does that?
1:18:46
If your boyfriend was still in
1:18:48
love with her she'd been married
1:18:50
in Virginia for two
1:18:52
weeks ago. Yeah. And
1:18:54
she called you after that to
1:18:57
tell you that she slept with this dude
1:18:59
but she married? Who do
1:19:01
that? Yeah. That's an
1:19:03
evil vindictive person that's not
1:19:05
happy and don't want to
1:19:07
see nobody else happy. Leave
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1:19:20
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1:19:24
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1:19:27
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1:19:29
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1:19:31
season. It didn't went by. Let's
1:19:33
just do a little first quarter how we
1:19:35
feel these teams are doing just four
1:19:37
weeks. How do you feel about your team? Let's
1:19:40
start with you. How you feel about the Browns? The Browns
1:19:42
are the same way I've been feeling one
1:19:44
in three right now at the full game. The same
1:19:47
I've been feeling hurt, disappointment,
1:19:51
emptiness. There's no
1:19:53
bitterness just empty. Just broken hearted. It's been
1:19:55
1964 Junior. Okay.
1:19:59
It's the last time they won a Super. I
1:20:01
saw it. I was seven years old sitting
1:20:03
on the refrigerator up against the refrigerator though
1:20:05
watching my daddy watch Brown beat Baltimore Colts.
1:20:07
I saw them. I've never missed a Super
1:20:09
Bowl. I've never missed Super Bowl and we ain't
1:20:11
never been in the Super Bowl. All
1:20:19
right. Carl, how you feel about the
1:20:21
Saints? They two and two. How you feel about the Saints? My
1:20:25
husband's so upset right now. He doesn't
1:20:28
understand what is going on. I just got
1:20:30
to roll with the Saints in my house.
1:20:32
Just be quiet and get some wind. Sit
1:20:34
down. We
1:20:38
got a different story time. We three and
1:20:40
one. I feel good right now. I feel
1:20:42
good right now. Three and one, I'll take
1:20:44
that. You know, last time we've
1:20:46
been three and one. Man. It
1:20:48
was Earl Campbell last time. We were three and
1:20:50
one. It was all us. We
1:20:53
had the uniforms last time we three.
1:20:55
All right. Hey, but two
1:20:57
undefeated teams left. That's the Vikings
1:21:00
and the Chiefs. Yeah. Now do
1:21:03
anybody, the Super Bowl, they barely
1:21:05
four and oh, they, they, they barely four
1:21:07
and oh, they could have lost two of
1:21:09
them games. They could be 0 and four.
1:21:11
Honestly, they could not.
1:21:14
They just not. Okay. This will
1:21:17
hurt you even more. The Buccaneers are three
1:21:20
and one with Baker Mayfield. Would you take
1:21:22
Baker back to the Brown right now? See,
1:21:25
I never tried to get rid of Baker. I
1:21:27
was not pushing for the removal of
1:21:29
Baker. The Browns blew it when they
1:21:31
didn't do what I told them to do in that
1:21:33
draft. What did you
1:21:35
say? I said, you talk to him.
1:21:38
You take Saquon Barkley at number
1:21:44
one. They had the number one and the
1:21:46
number three pick or number one and number
1:21:49
four pick that dog.
1:21:51
How many years ago was that? What?
1:21:54
I'm five four, but
1:21:56
all they had to do was take
1:21:59
Saquon Barkley at number Yeah, they had
1:22:01
all them quarterbacks and I told them
1:22:03
to pick Josh Told a brown because
1:22:05
he played in cold weather and he
1:22:08
could throw the ball deep and far
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Josh Ella we passed on
1:22:13
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1:22:15
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Tommy. We don't tell them. What are you
1:28:13
going to say? Well, they be walking around
1:28:15
like they just dropped dead fine. They just
1:28:17
watch it. What did you say, Tommy? You're
1:28:19
supposed to feel good about yourself. And you
1:28:21
say that about yourself. Some
1:28:24
people, I do, but
1:28:26
some people ain't feeling over good. Some people
1:28:28
feeling over good. Oh, yeah. You,
1:28:30
you. I mean, I. What
1:28:32
did you say, Steve? What I am, Pat. I
1:28:34
mean, see right there. You're
1:28:37
not. As far
1:28:39
as health though, you are. Yeah. You
1:28:44
want somebody to tell you. You just ring
1:28:46
the bell. You know what,
1:28:48
Steve? You know too far. No,
1:28:51
I was wondering, one of the great, great moments, man,
1:28:53
was when that boy rang that bell. That's where I
1:28:55
answered. But
1:28:58
you know, let's not miss, you know, let's come on
1:29:00
now. I get beside ourselves.
1:29:02
Come on. Let's focus.
1:29:04
You wasn't ringing the sign.
1:29:07
You was ringing the healthy bell. You
1:29:10
were ringing the fine bell. Ring
1:29:14
my bell. That ain't the
1:29:16
bell you run. All right.
1:29:19
We have time for another one. This one's
1:29:21
from. They told you, you go, you
1:29:23
go too far with people here. You
1:29:26
did. He's a caller.
1:29:30
The listener to show every he don't
1:29:32
work at our home. Listen,
1:29:34
what does that mean? What
1:29:37
does got to do with anything? He
1:29:39
and my partner. Surely
1:29:42
didn't say nothing. Call it
1:29:44
didn't say nothing. I just said it. I
1:29:46
just said you go too far with the ring in
1:29:48
the bell of Tommy. I just said, wait a minute.
1:29:52
It wasn't too far when he said about
1:29:54
my health. Just Tommy's health. Hey, we protect.
1:29:56
Yes, that's too far. I always say that.
1:29:59
We let it go. The guy was
1:30:01
taking up for you. Yeah,
1:30:03
well, if it'll help you all out,
1:30:05
if it'll help you all out, Junior
1:30:07
Tommy, my back hurt. Coming
1:30:16
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1:30:25
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1:32:58
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1:33:00
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1:33:02
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1:33:05
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1:33:07
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1:33:28
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1:33:30
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1:33:34
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1:33:36
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1:33:38
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1:33:40
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