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details. Hello,
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guilty feminists. This is Deborah. People always say
1:39
that the fifth character in Sex and the
1:41
City is New York. Well, in the guilty
1:43
feminist, I'd say the audience are the extra
1:45
co-host. This has never been more
1:47
true than in this episode from York. At
1:50
times more of a raucous town hall than
1:52
a traditional guilty feminist. It was recorded during
1:54
our 2022 UK tour. So we
1:56
have essentially one extra guest and
1:58
in a first an unexpected. stand-up set
2:00
from the audience, god this show
2:03
was absolutely riotous, and I
2:05
believe a top-notch bit of banter with a man
2:07
in the audience who I was obviously encouraging to
2:09
become a better feminist. This
2:11
has made all the better by the
2:13
amazing co-stars, barnstorming performances and a fascinating
2:15
insight into the world of Dularism. I
2:17
really hope you enjoy listening and we'll
2:19
see you next week with a brand
2:21
new episode. I'm
2:40
a feminist but... Hello
2:45
York, we're back. We're
2:48
back inside of New York and it's
2:50
wonderful to be here. I'm a feminist
2:52
but very recently I
2:54
had a bad experience in a
2:57
fitting room where I
2:59
was trying to buy something that didn't look as good
3:01
as I needed it to and
3:04
I got a bit upset and then
3:06
when I left the shop I was
3:08
walking away and the woman who'd been
3:11
serving me ran out of the shop
3:13
after me like I'd left something behind
3:15
and she came up and went I just need you to
3:17
know that you're a really beautiful
3:19
woman and I just need you
3:21
to know but I need you to hear it and I need you
3:23
to believe me and she looked into
3:26
my eyes and I hugged her and all
3:28
I could think was oh my god I
3:30
hope she doesn't recognize me. Like she's gonna
3:32
go back and say to her friends like
3:34
I met her but she's not what you'd
3:36
think like everything she tells
3:38
us to do and she's like all those lovely
3:40
wonderful things she's not like that she's just crying
3:42
on the floor of a fitting room like all
3:45
of us it's
3:47
just disappointing. I
3:49
say recently it was this morning. I'm
3:53
a feminist but and
3:58
sometimes I resent
4:01
how empowered Gen Z women
4:03
are. Largely
4:06
because I really feel jealous and
4:08
that it's not fair that I
4:10
had to spend my teens and
4:13
twenties making a mountain of
4:15
toilet paper in lieu because of
4:17
how mortifying the thought was of
4:19
another woman even hearing the trickling
4:21
tinkle of your weaving. And
4:24
then you find out that the new generation
4:26
of women couldn't give a shit about. They're
4:29
so empowered that they'll
4:31
be like, does anyone want to borrow
4:33
my moon carp? It's massive! I
4:37
feel the valley of levels of empowerment between me
4:39
and them is too deep. I
4:42
absolutely agree and the way they love
4:44
their bodies, cough. Absolutely disgusting. They just
4:46
love all of their bodies. I'm learning
4:48
from them but resentful. Of course they
4:50
love all of their bodies because their
4:53
bodies are 12. What's
4:57
not to love? I should have gone for an older
4:59
age there I feel like. I
5:01
thought you meant you resent... This bit's improvised. I
5:04
thought you meant you've resent like 21 year olds.
5:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was she true? No, I
5:08
retract this. I'm not with her. You know,
5:10
and Gen Z, I just checked, it's 10
5:12
to 24 so it wasn't as inappropriate as
5:15
it sounded. Just give us a
5:17
trophy Gen Z. Just give us a trophy Gen Z. Just give us a 12 year old
5:19
out there with jowls. It's trophy Gen
5:21
Z, yeah. Listen to how empowered those
5:23
cheers are. Yeah. It's
5:25
delightful please. We want it. We want to drink your blood.
5:29
Yeah, it is. I envy it. Sorry,
5:31
I finished. I'm
5:34
a feminist but... I'm
5:39
recently single, right, and I found that like,
5:42
if I see that a man is losing interest
5:44
in me, I'll let him
5:46
explain crypto to me. That
5:51
usually just gets it all back up. I
5:54
have done that more than once with the offside rule. It's
5:56
the best. It's like, oh you don't like what I
5:58
said. I don't get it. NFTs. Oh,
6:02
tell me. I'm
6:08
a feminist, but... Early
6:13
on today in the dressing room, I think I
6:15
did body shame Taylor Swift. I
6:18
know, not in the way that you're thinking, but...
6:20
Jen said the gasping. I know. I've
6:22
lost the room already. But I was
6:24
talking about how she used to be the love of my life.
6:27
And Deb said, why she no longer love your life.
6:29
And I said, because I found out she's way too
6:31
tall. And being a short king, I just
6:33
couldn't live like that. I
6:36
still believe it's going to happen. Doesn't
6:38
that just mean you're like the perfect height for
6:41
motorboating? I
6:45
don't get that joke. A perfect height for what? We'll
6:49
draw your diagram backstage. I
6:52
cannot believe... You explain this to me. I'm a feminist, but can
6:54
you explain it to me backstage? Because I
6:56
think it's rude. We'll
6:58
see how the night goes. For motorboating. Oh,
7:02
I just understood it. Yeah, because I mean, everyone in this
7:04
audience was like, surely not with a rack like that, Deborah,
7:06
you must be at least book smart on it. I
7:11
don't actually have. Fuck off. They
7:15
are D. They're a small D. They're
7:17
a D minus. I'm telling you. For
7:20
my frame, they could be... It's a pass at GCSE.
7:27
Is it my turn? It's your turn, then. I'm
7:29
a feminist, but... When
7:33
I bought my first car, guys...
7:37
First person in my family's buy a new car. Literally
7:39
the most shameful thing that my father could think of
7:41
as a used car salesman. And
7:44
he is everything you're thinking is. And
7:47
racist. When
7:49
I was signing the paperwork, the man selling the car to
7:52
me says, so what title shall
7:54
I put down? Miss, Mrs
7:56
or Ms? And I said, Miss. And
7:59
he said, oh, you look a bit... young for that and
8:02
what I should have said was for what feminism but
8:05
what I said was thank you are
8:10
we ready start the show welcome
8:13
welcome welcome to the guilty
8:15
feminist York big round
8:17
of applause for Jessica Foster Q
8:20
grace Petrie Celia A B and
8:22
Kerry Bridget McLean for incredible women
8:24
will be seeing a lot more
8:27
of this evening this
8:29
goes on again like
8:34
she's got a bit later there
8:39
you go there you go hello
8:41
York look we're back in person
8:43
and here we are I want
8:45
to touch somebody thank you don't
8:48
worry it's not a biblical healing
8:50
but I do I do have
8:52
an incredible
8:54
cape not
8:57
all superheroes wear capes but a lot of us
8:59
do and I wear this
9:01
mostly because I want you to feel you've had your money's
9:04
worth you know you've come
9:06
out some of you booked a babysitter I
9:08
you know I want to make an effort if you
9:10
want one of these despicable Daisy on Etsy
9:12
I only I'm not advertising for how just
9:14
people ask people tweet every night I'm saving
9:17
your time just give a cheer
9:19
if you listen to the girls feminist if
9:22
you don't know what you're at
9:25
hey notice how those cheers do
9:27
sound less feminist less
9:30
empowered that is very true so
9:32
this is a podcast about our
9:34
noble goals as 21st century feminists and
9:36
a hypocrisies and insecurities which undermine
9:38
them that's right
9:40
my friends and tonight we
9:42
are here recording live in
9:45
York we're very very very excited
9:47
to be here I wanted to start
9:49
the show by asking has anybody done
9:51
an act of feminism recently and I
9:54
asked this with a caveat I'm going
9:56
to ask you for an act of
9:58
feminism that you
10:00
would feel would intimidate nobody. An
10:03
act of feminism that anyone in
10:05
this room could leap over. An act of
10:07
feminism that will encourage others to
10:10
say, I can definitely do better than that.
10:12
Has anyone done such a mini act of feminism
10:14
they'd be happy to tell us about? I
10:17
want my 13 year old son to stop
10:19
being a dickhead. Okay,
10:23
you got your 13 year old son to stop being
10:25
a dickhead. Could I ask
10:27
further questions? Already,
10:31
already they're very happy about it. In
10:34
what ways was this dickheadery manifesting
10:36
itself? Yes.
11:00
I cried when I told them he was being
11:02
a dickhead. So
11:08
just for the people at home, what's your
11:11
name? Emmy. Emmy
11:13
just told a story that her 13 year
11:15
old son got a girlfriend, was dominating her time.
11:18
She politely texted and said, I
11:20
need to spend time with other people as well.
11:23
He cried and said, I'm a terrible boyfriend. And
11:25
Emmy said, stop being a
11:27
dickhead. I
11:30
want to hug him a bit though. Does
11:36
anyone else want to hug him a bit? I
11:39
feel like, no. Women down here are saying no
11:41
hugging. He needs
11:43
to know. Has he sort
11:46
of gone now? Okay, I see.
11:48
And is he being more balanced? Oh
11:55
my God. Oh my God. He did. And
11:57
now she texted and said, you're not talking
11:59
to me. enough and
12:01
what is he doing now? Uh,
12:04
trying to be as nice as possible and just
12:06
getting reminders on his phone. And
12:09
now this child is trying to be as nice as
12:11
possible, he's setting reminders on his phone. I'm,
12:14
I'm a feminist but I'm
12:16
totally on his side. Like I'm
12:18
100% with this boy who is,
12:21
who is, I do feel we need to be, you know,
12:23
but listen, well done in saying
12:25
like it's not all about you, you know, if you're
12:27
in a relationship with somebody you have
12:30
to give as well as take
12:32
that, that is it. That's a great thing. But
12:34
also make sure that he knows that
12:37
he's allowed things to like he
12:41
can break up with her if he wants. You
12:46
don't think that will happen. They're going to
12:48
get married. They're 13 and done. Well
12:52
done Yorkshire. Um, what was the
12:54
other one? You
12:57
made a poster about how
13:02
to go for a wee in the wild. People loved that one. People
13:10
loved that one. I
13:13
think that's, that might be the most perfectly
13:15
pitched one I've ever heard because sometimes people
13:17
go, we were recently in
13:19
Canterbury and somebody put up a hat and
13:22
she said, I've just co-founded. I'm going to
13:24
stop you there because that's intimidating immediately. Most
13:26
people will never co-found anything. Okay.
13:28
And then sometimes people say like, you
13:30
know, I only shaved one leg. Um,
13:33
and I feel like it's, is,
13:36
is it an act of feminism? Really? I
13:39
think that's perfectly pitched. We all
13:41
feel it's accessible, but none of us
13:43
thought to do it. It's
13:45
lovely. So why did you
13:48
make this poster? Is this for women
13:50
and other people who are sons, penises
13:52
to squat? and
14:01
swap and also if you menstruate it's
14:03
much harder. So we work for
14:06
teenagers in the outdoors, so I made
14:08
a poster to teach those teenagers. So it's on
14:10
the back of the door so they don't have
14:12
to ask a question. They can
14:15
re-divide it before we then take them out
14:17
for the day and into the wild. Okay,
14:19
so just to say for the listeners at home, it's
14:24
a lot harder if you're a person who
14:26
has to squat and or menstruate.
14:28
So there's a poster on the back of
14:31
the door. Now, does anyone have any follow-up
14:33
questions here? Because I do. What's
14:37
best practice? I really wish we didn't have
14:39
a guest tonight now because I feel like
14:41
this would be the dream. Wouldn't
14:44
it? Wouldn't it? I have
14:46
follow-up questions as to what's best practice,
14:48
what should I be doing? Should I
14:50
be called upon to urinate rurally? If
14:55
that were a thing. I'm not a very rural
14:57
person, I'll be honest. I'm
14:59
not very, you know, I'll go
15:01
for a walk in the country and enjoy that very
15:03
much, especially in lovely Yorkshire. Love it, love it, absolutely.
15:06
But I won't walk very far
15:08
from a lavatory. I'll
15:11
walk in a lavatorial radius.
15:15
Does anyone else feel that? Yes, absolutely. Who's the,
15:17
if you just give us a cheer if you're the kind of person
15:19
that needs to know how to
15:21
urinate further away because you might go
15:24
wild. There's a lot
15:26
of people who need your services. I
15:30
don't know how easy it is for you to get to me, but
15:32
I feel like I want to hear with them. Is there any chance
15:34
you could come down and I could sit on the edge of the
15:36
stage? Now,
15:39
I'll come down. I don't think it's easy for
15:41
you to get up, but, oh, is
15:43
it? Oh, great, oh, oh,
15:45
oh. There's stairs there. Excellent.
15:50
Come forward, come forward. What's
15:52
your name? What's
15:57
your name? Jill, Big Red Floss
15:59
with Jill, everybody. You're
16:04
wearing a feminist t-shirt, Tilly Takeover 2022
16:07
Women's Edition. What's that? It
16:10
was a women's skydiving event to encourage
16:12
women into skydiving. Of course it was.
16:16
I have skydived. But you might have
16:18
noticed you probably had a male instructor,
16:21
a male pilot, a male cameraman. There
16:23
aren't that many women in the
16:25
world of aviation, so this event was to encourage more
16:27
women to do that as well. Absolutely
16:31
wonderful because it's true. The whole crew
16:34
were men and they kept making jokes
16:36
that were like... There
16:39
were jokes that were like... They
16:41
were funny in the 80s? Yes,
16:43
absolutely. What a great way to describe their jokes, funny in
16:45
the 80s. But it
16:47
was things like, oh... They
16:49
were joking about how sometimes Mike
16:52
doesn't open the parachute. It's
16:54
not like sometimes he doesn't, but we've all been waiting for
16:56
the day, he's not going to open the parachute. He's been
16:59
really down today, his dog died. And I'm like, if you're
17:01
strapped to Mike, which I was, that is
17:03
not that hilarious, I'll be
17:05
honest. You're just like, please
17:07
stop saying it. And I was like, ha,
17:09
ha, ha, okay, you really have to stop
17:11
now. And they wouldn't. They took that as
17:13
a cue, like a little brother, to escalate
17:16
the jokes. So I'm delighted you're doing that.
17:18
Do you jump out of planes? Yeah, I've done about 700
17:20
skydives. Could
17:25
I do one with you? I'm
17:27
not an instructor, but I do have friends who
17:29
are women that you could go and skydive with.
17:31
Really? I could do a lady drop. Yeah,
17:35
with a lady. So we had a lady pilot and
17:37
everything. Did you? To
17:40
the whole crew. Could we
17:42
do a guilty feminist sort of collaboration?
17:48
Because I would jump again. I would
17:50
jump again. I absolutely loved it. You
17:53
were so interesting that we've got
17:55
here to talk about one thing.
18:00
Come and sit down. Stuart's saying we don't have
18:02
time. Oh no, he's not. He's saying have a
18:04
microphone. Come and sit down, Jill. Is
18:07
he bringing us a microphone? I don't know. We
18:10
will have a... No. Okay, let's just keep
18:12
going. Okay. So, now
18:15
you're up here. Is there any way we could
18:17
demonstrate? Thank you so much, Stuart. How...
18:19
What's the way to pee in the
18:21
wild if you're a woman or another
18:23
sort of person who needs to squat?
18:26
So the first thing you need to do is to find the
18:28
sheltered position. Sure. So, key. Behind
18:33
a wall or a bush is good. Yes. And
18:36
then, important things to consider, put your
18:38
bottom downhill of your feet. Oh.
18:42
So you don't end up in a puddle. Great tip. Or,
18:45
if you're someone who is standing up, you have to
18:47
think about the wind direction because you don't want it
18:49
to blow up back at you. Thus,
18:53
thus the idiom, pissing in the wind. And
18:58
then you have to squat, which is the hardest bit of
19:00
the whole process. Okay. I
19:02
mean, you're on a denim skirt, so you may not want to show us now. But
19:06
what's the deal with that? You
19:08
basically... You need to squat to get your
19:11
bottom as far back as possible so you don't
19:13
wee on your own clothes and your own shoes.
19:15
Mm. So, you might also
19:18
want to... We put on our poster
19:20
that you might want to pull your
19:22
clothes forward a little bit as well.
19:24
So, it's clothes forward, bum back. Exactly.
19:27
But downhill, the wrong way. Yeah. See,
19:30
I already see a scene in a sitcom
19:32
that's beginning... Oh,
19:35
you can. There's a handy tree. You might
19:38
want to brace yourself against a tree for some support. Okay. So, squat
19:40
and brace. Yeah. No,
19:44
these are very useful suggestions for all the people who cheered
19:46
and said they would be peeing outdoors. I
19:49
will never be doing this, Jill. Like, never. Right,
19:51
I think they're not weeing in the world. I would
19:53
rather pee falling out of a plane, honestly. I am
19:56
not at all interested in peeing outdoors. I
20:00
am interested in feminism. Some
20:03
of these people here are natural campers. And
20:06
it's why they live in beautiful Yorkshire,
20:08
no doubt. We put the poster on
20:10
the internet. Anybody
20:12
to download for free so they can all have the advice.
20:15
Oh great. Okay, so where do we go
20:17
if we want to see the pictures and
20:19
the diagrams? You go to the Crane Dale
20:21
Centre website, which is crane-dale.com. crane-dale.com. That's
20:24
my colleague cheering me. Yes.
20:27
And you have to find the download section. And
20:29
it's in the student downloads because we work with
20:31
lots of young people. Feels like you've buried it
20:33
quite deep. I
20:35
feel it should be on TikTok with
20:37
videos. Can you tell the
20:39
top of our business is not females?
20:42
Oh, okay. So what we're going to need is
20:45
some of you funky Gen Zs to make TikTok
20:47
videos where you extract this information but direct people
20:49
back to their website. Will anyone volunteer to do
20:51
that? Look at our
20:54
Facebook page. Look at our Facebook page? Okay.
20:57
The Crane Dale Facebook page. Crane Dale. How
20:59
do we spell that? Like the bird, the crane. And
21:01
then Dale like the Yorkshire. Shear dales. Okay,
21:03
great. So look at Crane Dale. But
21:05
if any young child person would make
21:07
it into a TikTok video, would say
21:10
maybe turn it into a dance. These
21:13
are just suggestions, gang. But I
21:15
hear they're very popular on the Tik and the talk. Bajil,
21:18
you've been phenomenal. Thank you very much. Bigger
21:21
applause, Bajil. We
21:25
have never done that before. We've
21:28
never ever had anybody out
21:30
before. But
21:32
it was too good to pass up. Now
21:35
I'm going to need some help from,
21:37
and it's got to be a straight
21:39
cisgendered man and I'll tell you why.
21:42
We are, I've started trying out
21:44
experimentally something called human Google. So
21:46
say we need to know something
21:49
really quickly. We
21:52
ask human Google. And the reason
21:54
it has to be a cisgendered straight man is
21:56
I tried to get women to do it and
21:59
they wouldn't interrupt. So I would come back to the
22:01
major station and go, did you find out? And they'd go, oh
22:03
yes, but I didn't like to say because she was doing something
22:05
else. Now what I found is if I get a straight man
22:07
to do it, he has
22:09
absolutely no problem with
22:11
just going, I found it, even if it's in
22:13
the middle of a punch line. Doesn't care. So
22:17
I'm gonna need a man to volunteer,
22:19
a straight man to volunteer, a
22:22
man who likes to
22:25
be right and doesn't mind interrupting.
22:27
Any volunteers? Yeah,
22:30
I've literally never had to wait longer than a
22:32
half a second. So you've
22:34
said yes to that. You enjoy that?
22:36
You enjoy those things. Okay, what's your name? Matthew.
22:39
Okay, great. And Matthew, this is how human
22:41
Google works. If you've
22:44
got a good reception in here, we just get
22:46
you to Google things, but the reception's not very
22:48
good in here, so it's like this instead. I'll
22:50
ask you a question, Matthew, and you will answer
22:52
with the first thing that comes into your head,
22:54
but very authoritatively, and we will accept that as
22:57
a fact. Because
22:59
that's how Google works anyway, isn't it?
23:01
Let's be absolutely honest. Just give
23:03
us a cheer if you ever have to do research in your
23:05
job. Give us a cheer
23:07
if you accept what's on Google. That's
23:10
how the world works now. So
23:12
Matthew, I will
23:14
remember you, I will think of you as Matthew Perry,
23:17
like Chandler. If I call you Chandler, that's one of
23:19
your names now. So
23:21
Matthew, for example, who wrote A Room of
23:23
One's Own? So
23:25
we've got? That's what we will
23:28
now accept as fact. Of course,
23:30
we know it was in fact Virginia
23:32
Woolf, of course. But don't worry about that, and
23:34
that was a really good guess. It
23:36
could have been her. I
23:39
think that was an educated guess, wasn't it?
23:41
And we didn't say Dr. Seuss. You're
23:44
an English teacher! Matthew!
23:51
That's a horrific, horrific guess. That
23:53
is... Sylvia
23:59
Plath is rolling in. in her bell jar. I'm
24:02
telling you that for sure. Now Matthew
24:04
I'm shocked. Matthew do you have any camera experience?
24:07
Great. Okay so two
24:09
of our acts tonight, Kiri Pritchard-McLean
24:12
and Jessica Foster-Cue, both need their
24:14
set recorded for a really
24:16
big glamorous fancy gig that they're up
24:18
for. But they don't just
24:20
want you know me going like that in
24:23
the wings. They need a proper cameraman to
24:25
come and film it for them on their
24:27
phone. So Matthew that's you
24:29
and the reason that's you normally I would
24:31
obviously open it up to the crowd if
24:34
anything like this happened but because you're
24:36
an English teacher who doesn't know the
24:38
difference between an English teacher who's
24:40
obviously a feminist because you're here. Are
24:43
you in fact a feminist? Don't applaud him
24:46
before he said he is. The bar is
24:48
so low for men. He's here, he came.
24:51
Oh God! He's picked up his own
24:53
baby. Oh he's an
24:55
amazing feminist. Stop
24:58
applauding him he didn't know Virginia
25:00
Woolf. Jesus Christ the bar
25:03
is low for men. Matthew, would
25:08
you call yourself a feminist? You're
25:10
trying. It's
25:13
not the right answer Matthew. If
25:15
I were a men's rights activist conference and
25:18
someone pointed at me and said are you a men's rights
25:20
activist? I'd be like yes I fucking am. I love rights,
25:22
more rights for men. The
25:26
confidence of a man to go not
25:28
really. In this
25:31
room you could
25:33
be killed. There's
25:35
enough of us if we just did a
25:37
slight crush in your direction no one would
25:39
go down for it Matthew. Now Matthew you're
25:41
trying to be a feminist.
25:49
You're doing your best. Are
25:51
you? If one
25:53
of your English students said they were doing
25:55
their best but they thought
25:58
that Charles Dickens had written 50
26:00
Shades of Grey. Would
26:03
you be like, do you be
26:05
like, far a B, a B, fine,
26:07
six out of 10? No, you wouldn't. You'd be like,
26:10
get out of my classroom. Go
26:12
and look, come back when you know the name
26:14
of the author, wouldn't you? Yeah,
26:17
okay, great. So Matthew, you
26:19
are now in charge of filming. Have you genuinely had
26:21
any experience filming? Photography,
26:24
okay, but you can hold, you think you can hold
26:26
it? Well, you know the angle. You're
26:30
overstating your credentials again, Matthew, and it's, are
26:33
you good? Okay, does
26:35
anyone think they're gonna be better than Matthew? Yes? Is
26:40
that a woman? Yes?
26:43
You're gonna be better than Matthew? Has anyone got video experience? Yeah,
26:46
you have. Okay, all right. Jess,
26:50
do you want it to be funny, because it's Matthew,
26:52
or do you want it to be good, because this
26:55
woman is videographer? Good, okay,
26:57
what's your name? Allie,
26:59
you've done this before. Okay,
27:08
Matthew just said yes, and
27:11
it turns out he just take a selfie.
27:15
Have you done this professionally, only for work?
27:17
That is the definition of professionally. That's
27:21
what professionally means. Women,
27:26
really, we've gotta sort this shit out.
27:28
There's so much work to do. We are, I
27:30
mean, Roe versus Wade on the horizon, and we've
27:32
gotta be, come
27:34
on people. All
27:37
right, so Allie, have
27:40
you done this professionally? Yes.
27:44
Yes, you have. So Allie,
27:47
would you, would you mind, I don't know, where would
27:49
you like her, Jess? Just
27:51
where she is. Stuart's saying where you are, but
27:53
we've gotta get your phone back to her, yeah?
27:56
Yeah, okay. All right, feminism
27:58
will get the phone back to you, the sisterhood. We'll take it back. You're
28:00
actually in a good place to shoot this I think. Okay,
28:03
can I have your phone? Stuart's
28:05
doing it. Stuart's doing it. The
28:07
patriarchy is here All
28:11
right, so Stuart where are you? I
28:14
can't see Stuart What's
28:16
happening? Yay, come on Stuart all
28:20
right, so That's where Ali
28:22
is now Ali We
28:25
need to know you are recording and you feel comfortable because
28:27
I don't want you going. Oh, no I didn't really get
28:29
it because I but I didn't like to say I don't
28:32
want that Ali you here's your friend
28:35
Donna Donna you seem very authoritative when it
28:37
comes to Ali I'm
28:39
sure you apologize left right and center for yourself,
28:42
but you believe in Ali So
28:44
can you make sure quality control that
28:46
if Ali doesn't know what she's doing
28:48
something goes wrong. You just shout out,
28:50
okay? Because it's
28:52
important This is the physicist
28:54
feminism at work together. We're going to get
28:56
Jess Foster cue an incredible job A
29:00
job that means she's going to get paid a lot of
29:02
money and flown to a very glamorous location a Job
29:06
that means she gets time off from her small child Do
29:09
we understand the stakes? Okay,
29:12
all right. We ready is
29:14
it going is it recording is it red? Oh, and she's
29:16
put the light on she doesn't know what she's doing Okay
29:21
I You
29:28
ready for some stand-up comedy Then
29:31
please welcome to the stage a guilty feminist
29:33
Absolute favorite a legend you will have seen
29:35
her on qr You will have seen her
29:37
on live at the Apollo But now you're
29:40
seeing her live here at the York Barber
29:42
Can I the guilty feminist put your hands
29:44
together and make incredible woohooing noises for one
29:46
of my very favorite comedians in the world?
29:48
It's Jessica Foster cue a
29:57
Puppet seamless Very
30:00
natural, seamless. Hello York!
30:04
It's nice to be back doing this again, isn't
30:06
it? Yes, bit
30:08
bloody lovely. So
30:11
nice to all be squished in altogether
30:13
on mass again. I
30:15
think it is. I don't know if this
30:17
is controversial, but I don't think that human
30:19
beings were designed to be a bit scared
30:21
for two years. Everybody's
30:25
had a bonkers last three years. I've had an
30:28
extraordinary amount of change in the last three years.
30:30
About that time ago, I managed to leave
30:32
a nine-year relationship. That's a happy
30:34
thing. It had gone to crumbs, dust, not even the ghost
30:36
of a friendship left in there. But
30:40
it's hard, isn't it? It's hard to leave a nine-year
30:42
relationship. After nine years, everything's tangled up, isn't it? Finances
30:44
were tangled up with him, I'd had a kid with
30:46
him, living situation was tangled up with him, leaving him
30:48
also involved, leaving my sexuality as I then knew it,
30:50
social life tangled up with him, work stuff tangled up
30:52
with him. Still, I managed to leave that relationship. Why
30:54
can't I leave a WhatsApp group? I
31:00
can't. Eventually,
31:02
it's going to have to get to the
31:04
stage where I'm in them all. Nine
31:09
years is a long time, though, to be out
31:11
of the dating game and, oh, it had changed.
31:14
Crumbs alive, it had changed in nine
31:16
years. I hadn't expected it to go
31:18
100% online. I knew it might
31:20
go like a load more online, because that's obviously
31:22
the way the world is going, but not 100%,
31:24
because young people in here won't know this, but
31:27
in the olden days, if
31:30
you met your partner on the internet, you were a freak.
31:40
And now, it's the law. You've
31:43
got to have a whole CV, haven't you? You've
31:45
got a whole exhibition of photographs of yourself looking
31:47
sexy during hobbies. You're not allowed,
31:50
if you dare. Now,
31:52
if you dare approach the stranger in real
31:54
life, young people, IRL.
31:58
LAUGHTER Say, you
32:00
know, at them something like, please may
32:03
I fancy it? They're
32:07
allowed to ring the police. Online
32:10
dating to minefield as well though, it's so complicated,
32:12
there's so many issues with it. Dick pics for
32:14
a start, everyone's getting pics of dicks they don't
32:16
want. Oh God, as if there could be a
32:18
more glaring example of how feminism's work has yet
32:21
to be finished for crying out loud. Some
32:24
comedian friends of mine are telling me, get upwards of 10
32:26
dicks they didn't last for per
32:28
week. That's so many dicks, that's so many
32:30
pics of dicks. Unbelievable to me that there
32:32
are still men in the universe that think
32:34
she'd probably like a look at, no, what
32:36
is, I can't believe that, but more troubling
32:39
perhaps than all of that. It's
32:41
why have I never got one though? And
32:45
it's not an invitation, it's not an
32:47
invitation, but it does when it's apparently
32:49
so prolific. It
32:51
does make you think, oh, what vibes am
32:53
I giving up? This
32:56
is not like I don't get any contact from strangers, but
32:59
it's sort of like the other week I got an email, I
33:01
mean that says it all doesn't it? Got an email?
33:05
I got an email, I got an email right
33:07
from a man called Tony, and
33:09
it said, it said, dear Jess, dear
33:13
Jess, I really like some of your work. So
33:18
I'm writing a short film and I'd like you to do a
33:20
pass of it to make it funnier. I've
33:22
got a budget of 40 pounds, I need to talk to
33:24
you about this today, or tomorrow, Tony. And
33:29
I found that so insulting, I'll be honest, I'd rather
33:31
see a picture of his horrible little witch. That's
33:34
awful. And I wish I could
33:36
channel the confidence of younger women when it comes
33:38
to online dating. I think I struggle with the
33:41
fact that you're meant to be so sure of
33:43
what you are and one, aren't you? And the
33:45
confidence, I've got, I'm very lucky, I've got two
33:47
Gen Z sisters, I wish I could be, as
33:49
fierce as them. One of my sisters started university
33:51
recently before, before she went, I took her for
33:54
lunch, right? And nothing makes you feel old, like
33:56
when you catch yourself saying to a 19 year
33:58
old, so you stay. anyone?
34:00
It's seeing anyone at the moment.
34:02
And how cool is this? Nineteen
34:04
she went, oh god no. She
34:08
went, I find boys my age pathetic. She
34:12
went, I'm just gonna have like a hot girl summer. What
34:22
is that? I've
34:29
googled it and I'm not sure anyone knows. But
34:34
from what I can see it looks exhausting
34:36
and I'm not sure if it's
34:38
appropriate for me. I think perhaps I'm just gonna
34:40
aim for like a warm woman's spring. But
34:46
with the old dating I decided to try and be honest. I think
34:48
you've got to try and be honest but you know I say that
34:50
I tried to be honest but also I did I
34:53
did also want to get picked. You don't
34:55
get fancy, you don't even get swiped up or whatever it is.
34:57
I wanted to get chosen. I
34:59
did want that but how do you be
35:02
honest about like having a young child and being
35:04
a stand-up comedian whilst also making yourself sound like
35:06
a catch? I'm
35:08
available for sexy dates between 9 a.m. and
35:10
3 p.m. My
35:14
lexicon is so sanitized by parenthood that the other
35:16
night I said goodbye to a taxi driver by
35:18
going, nah, night, sleep well.
35:25
And the biggest slap around the face I got the
35:27
dating was gonna be different this time around nine years
35:29
on with my life where it is now was this
35:31
right? So historically whenever I've been single I've really enjoyed
35:34
putting it about fucking
35:37
loads of people. No
35:40
shame in that. It's 2022. Borderline pride
35:42
arguably I'd say. No one was harmed
35:44
in the making of that fun. Yum,
35:46
yum in my vagina. It's
35:50
meant that once or twice in my life I've had to
35:52
do the awkward but responsible thing of phoning someone up and
35:54
saying well one of us has given everyone some kind of
35:56
STI. It's embarrassing
35:58
isn't it? But it's in here and you grown up
36:00
thinking Well, this time round, I genuinely had to phone
36:02
someone and say, I'm
36:04
so sorry, but I'm
36:07
pretty confident I've given you nits. LAUGHTER
36:15
Yeah. She's
36:19
the one I'm engaged to now, so that's all right. Thanks.
36:24
Amazingly, I am actually going to leave you on that. LAUGHTER
36:27
You've been so lovely, you've got the most
36:29
incredible line-up. Have a lovely evening. Thank you,
36:31
particularly, Alan. Thank you. Thank you. Good night. Jessica
36:37
Fossekou, everybody! CHEERING
36:39
AND APPLAUSE And,
36:44
Stuart, in record time, has taken...
36:46
How did the recording go? It...
36:50
Do you think you've got it? Excellent.
36:52
I feel like you should get a free drink or something, cos
36:54
I just realised we made you work during the show. I
36:57
don't... I mean, I feel like... I don't want you to think you've
37:00
been treated like a human tripod. For the...
37:02
But it is feminism cos Jessica Fossekou is probably going
37:04
to get that job now because of you. She'll
37:06
do some kind of shout-out at that point to you on
37:08
the podcast, and it'll come back to you in some way.
37:11
But would you like a free drink? OK.
37:14
Is there a bar? There
37:17
must be. It's the Barbican. It's fancy, isn't it? Yeah, the
37:19
Barbican's posh, isn't it? No.
37:22
LAUGHTER In London, the
37:24
Barbican's posh. Is it not posh in York? I
37:27
was told it was posh, and that's why I came. I...
37:30
I wouldn't have agreed if I'd known it wasn't posh. Who
37:32
said that? Do you know what I don't like, though? I
37:34
don't like... Is that... I like... Love
37:36
it, here, Barbican. Thank you. You have me back, please. But... And
37:39
you've all been so lovely. But I don't like
37:42
how high raised the stage is, because all the
37:44
people sitting here in the front row, I know
37:46
that what you have is
37:48
the same view I have when I
37:51
accidentally open my camera phone the wrong way and go, Oh,
37:53
my God! Do I really look like... That's how you... And
37:56
I need you to know that I'm about 85% more attractive. Jill,
38:02
I'm more attractive up here, aren't I? Thank
38:04
you. There you go. That's absolutely true. Well
38:06
actually, Jill, how high are you up are
38:08
you? Because the people up there,
38:11
I think, have that lovely selfie angle. Like
38:13
that. When I'm very successful, I'm only going
38:15
to play places with stalls and a dress
38:17
circle. And the stalls will not be available
38:19
for sale. Is there ever another
38:21
dress circle? Is it Amy? Ali.
38:24
Ali. Ali, sorry. I'm quite named dyslexic. It's the
38:27
only thing I have a problem with. I
38:29
get names mixed up, so don't,
38:31
you can't say anything. Ali,
38:36
I got you a drink. It's Prosecco. Do
38:38
you want that? Okay, great.
38:41
Feminism will have to get it to you. The sisterhood
38:43
will have to get it there. Could you please pass
38:45
this back to Ali? Yeah,
38:50
no, listen, I believe in the power of the
38:52
sisterhood. But also, I thought Jill should have won,
38:54
if Ali has won. Because Jill actually, you know,
38:57
was a proper guest. To be honest,
39:00
Jill should probably be paid. But
39:02
I don't have that in my budget. So could,
39:06
where are you Jill? Okay,
39:08
shall I throw it? Do you
39:11
want to come down and get it? Or could someone pass it back? Could you
39:13
take it? Could you get that? Could the sisterhood get that to Jill? Thank you
39:15
so much. Matthew,
39:21
I would have got you one, but you didn't know
39:23
Virginia Woolf. So I didn't. But
39:26
I will get you one, if
39:28
you can name me three Virginia Woolf
39:30
books. The
39:32
stakes have just been raised for
39:35
feminism. Matthew, are you still there?
39:38
Has Matthew left? I don't, okay. That
39:41
would be, I mean, I don't understand if he left at interval,
39:43
and I think he will, but I, I, but
39:48
he's an English teacher. I know, I know that's
39:50
why I'm saying he should know three Virginia Woolf
39:53
books. So Matthew, room for one's own. Well, that's
39:55
a cheater one because that's the one you didn't
39:57
know. I'm going to need three. Go
40:00
on, what are the other two? The
40:03
lighthouse, yes. No
40:07
champagne for you. Okay.
40:11
And you human Google and everything. I
40:13
mean, it's an outrage, Matthew. No, seriously,
40:15
Matthew, we love you and we know that you
40:17
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42:23
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42:25
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42:27
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42:30
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42:32
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42:34
we have an incredible line up for you. On
42:36
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42:39
talking to Helen Bower and there will
42:41
be poetry from Vanessa Kasule, a favourite of
42:43
mine. On the 13th of August, Kate
42:46
Cheka and I will be talking to Emma
42:49
Siddy and there will be music
42:51
from Isabel Rogers. And finally,
42:53
on the 14th, it will be me and Chloe
42:55
Petz talking to Lara Rakote with music from Katie
42:57
Norris. As you can see, every show
43:00
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43:02
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43:09
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43:12
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43:14
every day at 3.30pm. Jessica
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43:19
since moving to London from Ireland 20 years
43:21
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43:23
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43:25
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43:28
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43:47
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43:49
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43:52
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And now back to the guilty feminist.
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Hello, York. Are
44:26
you ready for the rest of the guilty feminist?
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Please welcome to the stage Deborah Francis-White. Hello,
44:32
hello, hello.
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Matthew, did you come back? Yes.
44:41
In which case I am going to give
44:43
you this glass, I
44:45
mean glass, this coffee cup
44:47
of Prosecco just
44:50
because if you love a Matthew, let
44:52
him If he comes
44:54
back, he's yours. If he doesn't lock
44:57
the doors. Now, Matthew,
45:00
would you like this? I've realized that I
45:02
poured it quite quickly backstage and it's
45:04
fizzy. I've realized that this is in
45:06
Australia. If someone handed you this in
45:09
Australia, you'd say tides out.
45:14
The tides out on this, I'm afraid it's less
45:16
than half full. But
45:19
Matthew, less than half full
45:21
is a famous quote from which Virginia
45:24
Woolf? Which
45:30
he's been Googling. The
45:33
waves tides out. That is
45:35
correct. Absolutely. Which
45:40
book often goes with? Can
45:43
you hand that to Matthew, please? Thank you. Or just get it
45:45
back to him somehow through the power of feminism by passing it
45:47
back. Thank you. Yes. This
45:50
is actually a good one for human Google. Matthew,
45:52
human Google this. What is
45:54
the first line of Mrs. Dalloway? Human
45:58
Google, just say it with authority. will trust you. Doesn't
46:04
have to be good, Matthew. Just
46:06
has to be. Open
46:11
the door. A
46:13
woman immediately went, no. She just
46:16
went, no, nothing like it. What is it in
46:18
fact? Mrs. Delaway said she'd find the
46:22
flowers herself. That's correct. Mrs. Delaway said she'd find the flowers
46:24
herself. I have recently
46:27
realised that within my audience
46:29
we could name every Virginia Wolf
46:31
book and probably do quite a
46:33
lot of the first lines because
46:35
my audience is so erudite. I've
46:37
realised this recently because a guest
46:39
wasn't able to come on stage
46:41
and so I had to turn
46:43
to the audience in, was it
46:45
Reading? Reading. I had
46:47
to turn to the audience in Reading and say,
46:49
ooh, who's got a feminist job like I was
46:51
doing a bit of crowd work? What they didn't
46:54
know was I was searching for guests. And
46:57
then after they told me they're feminist jobs, I was like,
46:59
ooh, would you like to come on stage? I mean, I
47:01
told them at the beginning just so they had a little
47:03
time to prepare mentally. Just enough time to ruin the full
47:05
show for them. Then
47:08
they came up and we had an
47:10
absolutely incredible time. I want to start
47:12
doing something called Town Halls, Guilty Feminist
47:14
Town Halls, where we just try and
47:16
solve a problem together with the small
47:18
panel and the audience because I think
47:20
you actually know collectively you
47:22
will definitely know more than me and
47:24
any comedians we've got here. I mean,
47:26
not Matthew, but you,
47:30
the rest of you. Would you be up for doing a Town
47:32
Hall? Yeah. Because we're going to
47:34
do one in London, but I'd really like to do
47:36
one up north because I think everything is done, everything's
47:39
done in London all the time. I don't know if you've noticed that. I
47:42
don't know if you've noticed that London
47:44
dominates this country in quite a frightening
47:46
way. I say
47:49
this as someone with London privilege. We'd
47:52
love to bring it to you if you'd like to have it. But
47:56
my question is, how far would you go for a Guilty
47:58
Feminist Town Hall? Would you go to Manchester? Some
48:06
people, some people, some
48:08
people have, when I've said the word Manchester
48:10
has acted is if I've said the seventh
48:12
circle of hell. What
48:16
was the response to Manchester? No. No.
48:22
Okay, it takes four hours to get there from
48:24
here, that's a fair objection. But I
48:26
felt some of those were more emotional, they're
48:28
more emotionally based. Is that because when things happen
48:30
up north they happen in Manchester? What
48:36
was that? Leeds. Wow,
48:41
it's like I've said
48:43
Expelliarmus. Leeds!
48:48
Okay, are we doing Leeds, Stuart? We're
48:52
doing Leeds on this tour? No. Give
48:56
us a cheer if you're from Leeds. And
49:00
you know full well we're not going there because that's why you're here.
49:04
Thank you. Okay, pop down Leeds for the
49:06
next tour, Stuart. Okay,
49:08
are you ready for the second half? We
49:12
have a phenomenal stand-up comedian, you will
49:14
have seen her on all the television
49:17
shows there are. She is one of
49:19
the best stand-up comics in this country,
49:21
nay the world. She
49:24
is genuinely one of the funniest people I've
49:26
met in real life and I always love
49:28
it when she has time to come on
49:30
The Guilty Feminist because she's so busy off
49:32
doing such glamorous things. So could
49:34
you please put your hands together? That
49:37
would be, yeah, like that. And
49:42
make very excited noises. Make
49:46
laws if necessary to welcome
49:49
the incredible Kiri Prichard-McLean. Hey,
49:56
hi! Oh,
50:01
york, thank you so much for having
50:03
me. Absolutely love that Deborah was so
50:05
confident to go on stage and just
50:07
blindly start the War of the Roses
50:09
again. That was a good
50:12
moment for everyone, wasn't it? Manchester,
50:15
I'd rather fucking die. I
50:26
feel in there, I feel quite self-conscious
50:28
tonight. I had a big
50:30
dinner before I go on stage, I never do that, and it is sitting
50:32
on me in an unflattering trouser, so do
50:36
know that I know, okay? I've
50:39
definitely lost, like, the pandemic did for me. I've
50:41
lost my sense of style. I completely lost what
50:43
I was doing myself. Because I mean, I'll be
50:46
like most of you, I basically spent two years,
50:48
I wrote my PJs on my trackies, only really
50:50
washing when I could smell my own fanny. That
50:52
was the situ. The
51:01
rest of the time I was endlessly
51:04
doom-scrolling through Instagram, being
51:07
influence things that I
51:09
end up buying, and I end up buying things
51:11
for personality that I'll never have, convincing
51:14
myself, I will wear more feathers when
51:16
the world starts again. And
51:20
then it means that I just don't have to, I'm trying
51:22
to wear all those clothes and get some use out of
51:24
them now, now the world's open up and again. And it
51:26
basically means the other day I was like leaving my house,
51:28
I said, she leaves my house, there's a full-length mirror, I
51:30
clocked myself in the full-length mirror, I was in a tankini
51:32
in a balaclava, it's too much. It's
51:35
too much for the co-opt, and in. I
51:41
think I've got, I have a sense of style
51:43
that I'm finding back again. I love anything shiny,
51:46
I love a sequin, catches the light very nicely,
51:48
helps your shop lift, I love a sequin, and
51:51
a statement earring. And the statement being, I
51:54
don't fit in anything else in Topshop, that's
51:56
the fucking statement. Classic
51:59
fact. stuff that isn't it we've always got
52:02
banging jewelry, handbags and
52:04
shoes because
52:06
you can't get too fat for those I
52:09
thought genuinely
52:12
managed to chuck my way out of a
52:14
pair of shoes in lockdown that's a dark
52:16
fucking day there are a pair
52:19
of heels a bit like the ones I've got on now where they've
52:21
got like an ankle strap right I know I
52:23
gave you a flash but it was really quick because I was like they probably
52:26
saw my varicose veins then I'm
52:28
such a feminist I'm not paying to sort them
52:30
out so so
52:32
their ankle ones right and I went to
52:34
do the ankle strap on them and there
52:36
was about an inch gap and
52:38
these had previously been my favorite shoes and
52:41
as I was down there I thought
52:43
well they must have shrunk in the wash I
52:47
don't know if you've ever vaseline drum can cool but
52:49
it's not it's
52:52
not ideal self-esteem wise I mean
52:56
I joke about top shot going under I'm glad I
52:58
hope he drowns on his yacht the tax dodging cunt
53:00
I truly do we've
53:04
all got something from there though haven't
53:06
we and I don't know where
53:08
to go now because the top shop used to
53:10
me like it used to be my go-to place right
53:12
and I'm in a difficult sort of situation I'm
53:14
in my mid-30s now so I feel like I'm in
53:16
a weird bit transition with my style also I'm
53:18
plus size I've never been particularly welcome on the high
53:21
street best case scenario they give us one sad corner
53:23
in the shop where they put
53:25
our polyester thrush trousers and a waterfall
53:28
cardigans that's what they put there I
53:32
swear to God it's different music that plays in
53:35
that corner I
53:38
think it's whatever those four lads from the Titanic were playing
53:40
as it went down so
53:46
so when things opened up again I was like
53:49
I'm gonna treat myself can I have a bit
53:51
of retail therapy so I went back and I
53:53
was just I was trying desperately to find somewhere
53:55
that would take my money I was like where
53:57
do I go now where do I shop I'm
53:59
wondering up and down I wanted to Urban Outfitters,
54:01
spoiler alert, it's not fucking there. There
54:07
was a palpable tension in the air when
54:09
I walked into Urban Outfitters, a threesome.
54:13
The atmosphere when I walked into Urban Outfitters was
54:15
like, have you ever been in a Greggs when
54:17
a seagull wanders in? Film it, film
54:19
it. It
54:28
thinks it's like us. Look
54:32
at it with a bag of crisps on its face. Get
54:37
out, it's going to shit everywhere. Oh,
54:42
I felt so uncomfortable, I felt
54:44
so self-conscious. Everything in there
54:47
is for people age and size six. Standing
54:50
there, one of the gorgeous member of staffs waft
54:52
over. I love the stuff they have in Urban
54:55
Outfitters, they've got them in Lush as well. They're
54:57
gorgeous, they're the future, they're Gen Z's and they're
54:59
stunning, they're all sort of quite androgynous looking. I've
55:01
always wanted to flirt with androgyny, I've never been
55:03
able to. But they're all
55:05
stunning, they're like pansexual polyamorous non-binary
55:07
nymphs, they're fucking amazing. And
55:11
that is what I've always wanted to be like, I've always wanted to
55:13
explore that side of myself, but I have to like
55:16
over fend myself because I'm a farmer's door and it
55:18
doesn't matter how many hot showers you have, that shit
55:20
will always stink on you. I
55:23
will always look like I can comfortably carry more than
55:25
I weigh. On
55:29
my wedding day, I've got to know that. This
55:33
member of staffs waft over there, stunning. And
55:36
they had a septum piercing, that piercing there, oh
55:38
my God, it's so cool. I've always wanted one of
55:40
those piercings, but I knew I couldn't get it because
55:42
if I got one of those piercings, everybody would ask
55:45
me how the operation went. That's
55:47
the wrong punchline to that. I just did
55:49
the punchline to the next joke. It's
55:52
because I got really excited about it. I was like, they're going
55:54
to love the operation one. Good
56:02
job I'm filming this for something important. I've
56:06
got ADHD so if you do have a problem without you
56:08
hate neurodiverse people so fuck you. What
56:13
I was going to say is I look like a bull at a county show
56:15
but the moment's gone. Don't
56:19
patronise me. No,
56:22
don't patronise, it's not the pride of Britain Awards, why don't you now
56:24
kid, come on. I
56:28
don't know where I'm going to go now. I don't know where I'm
56:31
going to shop, I was just wandering up and down
56:33
and I could hear beckoning me on the high street,
56:35
come in here like a siren on the rocks, come
56:37
on in here. It's not
56:39
just for aunties, come on in. Have
56:42
you seen our Boxing Day sales? Come on
56:44
in. It was next. You're
56:47
a size 14 in here, come on in. I
56:50
know it's only a maritime before fucking Bon Marche is
56:52
putting the seat beside it. Come
56:55
on in, come in here, get a little cardigan to hide your
56:57
back titch, you've got a wedding coming up, come on. Always
57:05
imagine Bon Marche with a tab on for some reason. Kind
57:09
of bitter as well. There's a few too many of those and
57:11
tells you about hand jobs they gave to sailors when they were
57:13
too young, that kind of thing. I
57:18
love also gigging somewhere and I mean this in the
57:20
best possible way York, shit enough to know what Bon
57:22
Marche is. Yeah,
57:25
because I've been doing a lot of gigs down south.
57:28
They do not know what Bon Marche is. Is
57:32
it a farmer's market? And
57:35
they have to hastily explain it. Oh no,
57:37
it's a shop that does like flammable clothing
57:39
for women who can't use trampolines anymore. You
57:49
know what, I've got extra self-conscious because
57:51
I started going
57:54
on TikTok, right? Now not on
57:56
TikTok because I'm like too old,
57:58
but I am. Fucking
58:00
checking every single day. Just
58:03
watching in the shadows like a devious
58:05
pedophile. Because I
58:07
don't want to get left behind. Too late. It's
58:09
already fucking happened, right? Gen Z
58:11
is their app, isn't it? TikTok is absolutely their
58:13
social media, and it's great. And I
58:16
actually love Gen Z women in particular.
58:18
They feel so much more empowered than
58:20
we were. And they're so funny, and
58:22
they really care about social issues. And
58:24
they're so bright as well. They're so educated. They really
58:26
take in the world. I absolutely love them. And one
58:28
of their favorite things to do as well is rip
58:31
the piss out of millennial women. Which I was really
58:33
enjoying it, because I was like, look at millennial women
58:35
that are all like, I can't adult
58:37
till I've had a pumpkin spice latte. And
58:39
I was like, yeah, dumb bitches. And
58:44
then I watched one the other day, and I was like, oh
58:46
my God, what is he with millennial women? They're all obsessed with
58:48
skinny jeans and side partings. And I was like, no, no. I
58:54
really thought I'd be able to take it on the chin,
58:56
but I'm a fucking sore loser. Just
58:58
staring at my phone, and I went full, oh dear
59:00
Jane, what a sad little life. I
59:06
just threw my phone away. I heard
59:08
myself yelling at my phone on a
59:10
double duvet. Listen, I'm not going
59:12
to take advice from someone who doesn't remember 9-11 and
59:14
Abbie Titman, so why'd you fucking neck in? I'm
59:21
in the wrong jeans. What a thing to find out. I've
59:24
looked at the jeans they're wearing, and they
59:27
wear mom jeans. It's
59:30
fine if you have an ironic, lithe body. Every
59:34
pair of jeans I put on are mom jeans, because I
59:36
have the body of a mother. That's how that works. Or
59:40
they wear high-waisted jeans. I've tried high-waisted jeans. I look
59:42
like an egg with legs. Skinny
59:49
jeans. Give me a cheer if you're a
59:51
skinny-gene wearer. Yeah,
59:53
I hear you. I see you, millennial women. I
59:57
also know we're not letting go with a skinny-gene, right? because
1:00:00
we remember what came before it. It's
1:00:04
the boot cut gene. And
1:00:07
we're not going back. Because
1:00:09
actually we've reclaimed and re-appropriate the bootleg gene,
1:00:11
haven't we? We now use it as a
1:00:14
handy little red flag on menu meat that
1:00:16
wear them. Bad
1:00:19
news if you see a bootleg gene in the wild, isn't
1:00:21
it? Especially if it's paired with a
1:00:23
cowboy boot. That's the mission statement of a rapist. Do know
1:00:25
that. Yep, you
1:00:28
smell juke. Ask for Angela at the bar. You're not fucking safe.
1:00:37
There's men now nervously tucking. Trying
1:00:41
to tuck it into their socks before they go to the bar. Do
1:00:45
you know what? Gene shopping is my worst one. Because there's
1:00:48
a part of my body I always have to negotiate with
1:00:50
when I'm shopping, right? And it's this bit here. There's
1:00:53
this bit here. Look at me turning to the side like
1:00:55
you can't see it from the front. I
1:00:58
call it my Prosecco Paunch and it's like
1:01:00
a bum bag filled with sand that
1:01:03
just hangs there. It's also known as a Gunt. You might
1:01:06
have heard that phrase. Yeah. I love
1:01:08
Gunt because it sounds like a lovely little German village,
1:01:10
doesn't it? I
1:01:13
had two weeks in Gunt. It was delightful. Like
1:01:17
my Prosecco Paunch. Do
1:01:20
you know what? Whenever I talk about Prosecco Paunch, there's always a
1:01:22
certain laugh in the room and it's this. And
1:01:26
I now recognize it's the laugh of a thin yoga woman.
1:01:31
But if you don't have a Prosecco Paunch, you don't have a
1:01:33
Gunt, you don't know that there's some advantages to it. So I'm
1:01:35
going to tell you about a couple very quickly. Number one, I
1:01:37
don't want to be crass, but I can take some hammer. Yeah,
1:01:44
I got a list of names that can vouch for that as well.
1:01:47
Not certain names, but... And
1:01:54
also my Prosecco Paunch gives me the greatest joy. This Gunt,
1:01:57
right, gives me so much joy. It's basically when we get
1:01:59
those two. two days of summer, I'm like, time to do
1:02:01
all my tenon, baby. So I get a chair from the
1:02:03
kitchen, I go and put it in the middle of my
1:02:05
garden. I've not got garden furniture, I'm not fucking Tory. So
1:02:07
I put it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:02:09
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:02:11
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:02:13
Another joke that doesn't go as well down south. So I
1:02:15
put it in the, put
1:02:18
it in the middle of the garden. And that's when I get, I
1:02:21
get as naked as, and I live in the countryside, right? So I
1:02:23
don't really have neighbors. I've got one guy who can see into the
1:02:25
garden. He's depressed. He's not looking at his window for three weeks. We're
1:02:27
fine, right? So I
1:02:29
sit there, get as naked as I
1:02:31
can, full spaniel's ears out, right? One
1:02:33
continuous line from spaniel ear down onto
1:02:36
gum. That's my look. I
1:02:39
roll my knickers down. I suddenly get very, it's very precious,
1:02:41
right? I roll my knickers down as small as I can,
1:02:43
because I don't want tan lines, actually. Ooh, no, I think
1:02:45
it's really common. I don't want tan lines. I got a
1:02:48
bush like a badger, but I don't want tan lines. It's
1:02:53
got TB as well. That's
1:02:55
sad! That's why I'm not allowed near
1:02:57
cows. So
1:03:02
I lie there, drinking
1:03:04
it in, and
1:03:06
I think to myself, you know what? I am gonna get up, and
1:03:08
I am gonna go to the freezer, and I
1:03:10
am gonna treat myself to a third magnum of the day. Because
1:03:14
I am a special princess and I deserve it. Thank
1:03:17
you so much. Thank you. And then about 40 minutes later,
1:03:20
I'll actually be asked to get up and do it. And
1:03:23
as I get up and do it, this is when
1:03:25
the Prosecco point really steps in, when the gun comes
1:03:27
into play, right? Because as I step up, I will
1:03:29
hear the sound of my own gun peeling off the
1:03:31
top of my own thigh. And
1:03:34
it's this noise. And I've
1:03:36
realized that's my mating call. It
1:03:40
is, I just suddenly see a row of bald heads
1:03:42
along my fence like that. Just
1:03:45
divorced, dads were like, is that low self-esteem I
1:03:47
can hear? Do
1:03:51
you wanna come pizza out and be a mum for two hours? I
1:03:55
wanna say Pizza Express, but you ruined that as well. Genuinely,
1:04:00
I'll tell you this quickly as I wore it. It's the
1:04:02
first time I've shown it in front of an audience. I
1:04:04
think it's so, so funny, this bum bag full of sand,
1:04:07
right? I was like, if I ever had merch, right, I'd
1:04:09
have fucking bum bags done with gun on. Well, it's happened.
1:04:12
I've had, I've had a good time. Yeah,
1:04:17
I'm on tour at the moment, right? Because
1:04:20
so many people, I kept joking about, I want to get, I want
1:04:22
to get merch with gun on it. And so many people kept coming
1:04:24
up afterwards and buying it, right, trying to buy it. I was like,
1:04:26
I fucking should get these made, right? My
1:04:28
fear is everyone always says they want merch and they never actually
1:04:30
buy it. And I've ordered a thousand of these cunts. And
1:04:34
I'm worried I'm going to have to go back to North Wales with
1:04:36
998 of them. Hide
1:04:39
them in my cellar and never look at them again. Where
1:04:42
I live in North Wales, you might know the island
1:04:44
of Anglesey, very beautiful. There's a nuclear power plant there.
1:04:46
My deepest fear is that it blows up,
1:04:48
flattens the island, no one's allowed back there for thousands of
1:04:50
years. And when they finally do, they wonder back and go,
1:04:52
there's an untouched cellar here. They
1:04:56
go down there and they find 998 gun pump bags. And
1:04:59
they stare at them for a while and go, he must have
1:05:01
been their king. guilty
1:05:08
feminist, you've been so, so nice. Thank you very much
1:05:10
for having me. Cheers. Kerry
1:05:16
Bridger McLean, was that you finishing your
1:05:18
set? Were you sure? Oh
1:05:21
yeah, I just didn't know if I was going to go back off on it. No,
1:05:24
you're not meant to go back off, but I had this
1:05:27
horrible panic as I was coming on that I was like,
1:05:29
she's just in the middle of a joke. She's
1:05:31
landed the first laugh and
1:05:33
I'm literally walking. Oh, did it not feel strong enough to close on?
1:05:39
It really did, and that's why I started coming out.
1:05:41
But then with a look on your face, I was
1:05:43
like, this is so professional. Why
1:05:45
don't we keep this in
1:05:47
the podcast? Well,
1:05:49
maybe not very good at stand up. No, you're
1:05:51
amazing at stand up. No, I genuinely was like,
1:05:54
oh my God, I thought by the look on
1:05:56
your face, you were going, don't. Anyway, the audience
1:05:58
don't need to know this. Imagine
1:06:00
if we had an internal monologue. Matthew's
1:06:04
feeling a whole lot better at his job now. We
1:06:06
mocked Matthew for not being a very good
1:06:08
English teacher because he
1:06:10
didn't know Virginia Woolf, but then it turns out, because I
1:06:12
couldn't hear props from the wings, I didn't know when to
1:06:14
come on. Can
1:06:16
I give you this? Absolutely, and
1:06:19
this is a phrase I had to explain to you
1:06:21
backstage, get wide for a clipboard. But
1:06:26
the night first for you, hasn't it? I
1:06:28
mean... Boat or boating? Maybe
1:06:30
if you'd have done the first, you'd know the second. I'm
1:06:36
not saying anything else for the whole month. Got
1:06:40
the wrong clipboard. Oh, really? So...
1:06:50
It's been a while since I've seen you, Kiri. Yeah. Have
1:06:53
you been having a feminist time or a guilty time, or both?
1:06:55
Ooh, interesting. I
1:06:59
think maybe, actually, probably just a feminist time.
1:07:01
I think, you know, because when you're allowed
1:07:03
to be feral in your own home, I
1:07:06
think that's the most feminist you can pay. Yeah,
1:07:10
my partner went invisibly grey, because
1:07:12
I didn't sign up to whatever this is. So,
1:07:17
yeah, I feel like I've been more feminist, and not
1:07:19
just because I've been growing my pubes up. I
1:07:23
know what you mean. I rather wonder
1:07:25
if the next step for feminism is
1:07:28
not where we start to
1:07:30
put people's humanity ahead
1:07:32
of their identity, if you see what
1:07:34
I mean. Like, the whole point of
1:07:36
fighting... The reason we fight for our identities is
1:07:38
because we feel, at times, we're being
1:07:41
treated as less than human or substandard
1:07:43
or... And so, there's a
1:07:45
part of me that thinks, when
1:07:48
women can reveal their
1:07:52
fighting-fucking-hungry, joyous,
1:07:54
terrified selves, we will have won.
1:07:57
Yeah. When we're all pissing standing up is what you
1:07:59
mean. I
1:08:04
felt like, you can't hear very well back
1:08:07
there, but did I miss someone run
1:08:09
a course in it? You
1:08:14
really can't hear backstage, so you are
1:08:16
just fucking guessing. Yes,
1:08:18
you must pee downhill. I
1:08:23
think if you just like really, I've
1:08:25
done it so much. Outside, outdoor, I'll
1:08:27
first go pick a pick. I was
1:08:30
a farmer's daughter, that was all I
1:08:32
did. Well
1:08:34
your whole childhood was peeing, squatting. No
1:08:36
standing up, lots of standing up. Standing up, how
1:08:38
do you pee standing up? That's
1:08:41
what we're talking about right? Well no, the
1:08:43
instructions that Jill was giving us were very
1:08:45
clearly about squatting, but what you do is
1:08:47
you, if I
1:08:50
remember it. Too vulnerable. You
1:08:52
can pee, don't go quiet on me, you can pee standing up,
1:08:54
if you put your mind to it and don't give a shit
1:08:56
about your trainers. Kiri,
1:09:00
what do you do, how do you
1:09:02
pee standing up? You take, if you've,
1:09:04
the clue's in the name. But,
1:09:09
right, you know how men will just go up to,
1:09:11
people with a penis will go up to a fence
1:09:13
or whatever and stand there, just
1:09:15
like relax your hips into it
1:09:18
and it, really?
1:09:21
But men don't kind of, post me on this, there
1:09:23
must be someone who can vouch for me here. Men
1:09:25
and other people who have penises can sort of point
1:09:28
the penis like a fire hose, don't you? Oh
1:09:30
I'm not saying I could knock a can off a fence
1:09:32
with it, like it's not. I
1:09:35
mean, as a farmer's daughter you would know the
1:09:38
fence might be electric, it would be extremely dangerous.
1:09:40
Stay in school kids and don't pee on electric
1:09:42
fences. Someone who, as soon as I mentioned peeing
1:09:44
standing up, has really forced their arm into the
1:09:46
air there. Yes, could we please have? Do you
1:09:49
want to go now? Is that what? This
1:09:52
is like a town, this is like a town hall,
1:09:54
this is exactly what I was talking about. I think
1:09:56
the town hall would try, could you please advise? Yeah.
1:10:02
Okay. Yeah,
1:10:04
it's okay. Can
1:10:06
we get the dog walk? I might
1:10:09
need one. Okay,
1:10:11
this is so Yorkshire I need
1:10:14
you to say it into
1:10:16
the microphone. Do you want
1:10:18
me to translate? Can you come
1:10:20
down? Can you just come down
1:10:22
and I'll give you the mic? Because it needs to start
1:10:24
again. I don't want to be saying
1:10:26
this into the mic with my voice. Go
1:10:28
on, rest in a second. Absolutely not. It
1:10:32
would be verging on cultural appropriation. Yes. What's
1:10:37
your name? Donna.
1:10:40
Donna, just come up. Is
1:10:42
this the same Donna or are you all called Donna? Oh,
1:10:44
there's stairs there. Just stairs
1:10:46
there. Okay, great. Big round of
1:10:48
applause for Donna everybody. Okay,
1:10:50
we'll give Donna one of our
1:10:53
mics and we can share. She
1:10:56
said she wasn't going to come up and say it.
1:10:58
She said she wasn't going to come up and say
1:11:00
it. Your mate's a liar. She's coming up pretty quickly.
1:11:04
Donna everybody. Shoes
1:11:06
off, she's gone full josto. Look at this.
1:11:10
Donna's made herself a hoe. Take
1:11:12
a seat Donna, take a seat. Okay. I'm
1:11:16
pretty good. Yes Donna.
1:11:20
Sir, we're me and meals fine. We
1:11:24
go on a dog walk. It
1:11:26
says, do you need a wave?
1:11:28
So I says no. Before
1:11:30
you leave, right? Well we'll leave. Right. We
1:11:34
get up to a bit where we're going to like dog off
1:11:36
laid. I'm
1:11:40
going to need a piss. So
1:11:43
you piss out? No, no, no. I'm just going
1:11:45
to hang on because he says I'll take you home because it's
1:11:47
not dignified for a later day. But
1:11:50
I ain't no lady. Tell
1:11:59
us more, Donna. Sir, we
1:12:03
have a German Shepherd, so everyone
1:12:05
looks at us. Like we've got
1:12:07
this man-eating beast as it is.
1:12:10
So we're there going,
1:12:12
no, no, no, come back, it's not going
1:12:14
to eat your children, it's fine. Anyway, so,
1:12:16
get back and I got, I need a
1:12:18
piece. This is like
1:12:20
what Parkinson's was like in the 70s, you know?
1:12:25
Let anyone pissed on me, like, yeah, let's have a chat.
1:12:31
So I get to a quiet
1:12:33
area and I says to
1:12:36
my husband, I'm going to have to go, love. And
1:12:38
he says, right, he says, those trees
1:12:40
look good. And
1:12:44
then he's shouting, Donna, Donna, there's people coming.
1:12:47
For fuck's sake. So
1:12:50
you don't know whether to nip it, squeeze
1:12:52
it, you don't know whether to pull your
1:12:54
pants off, you don't know what you're doing.
1:12:58
You don't know, you don't know what you're
1:13:00
doing. So how close are they? I'm
1:13:02
shouting, Ryan, how close are they,
1:13:05
love? And
1:13:08
he's going, well, they're pretty fucking close,
1:13:10
love. You need to get your fucking
1:13:12
knickers up. Hell,
1:13:16
I have a fucking bowel BFC, man.
1:13:24
Do you do stand-up comedy ever, Donna? No.
1:13:29
I feel like you should. I
1:13:32
feel like you've already got a tight five. Yeah.
1:13:35
All puns intended. Or
1:13:38
a baggy three. Well,
1:13:42
we agree now that I off our
1:13:44
girl for a wee-wee before we go.
1:13:49
Standing up, though, Donna, can you be standing up? Because
1:13:52
Kiri Pritchard-McLean maintains that as
1:13:54
a Welsh farmer's daughter, she
1:13:57
can, well, I come from
1:13:59
a family. background. Shocking. Why
1:14:01
no. Game,
1:14:06
recognize game. And
1:14:08
you just know the way to do it.
1:14:10
Yeah. You see people coming in the background
1:14:12
and I'm going Ryan, there's people I can
1:14:14
see him. So what's
1:14:17
the technique? Because Kiri says just relax
1:14:19
your hips. Have you peed, have you
1:14:21
peed standing up Donna? I had doing
1:14:23
it on stage. No. It'll
1:14:29
be very upset. It's against
1:14:31
our marital call vow. It's
1:14:33
Brian here tonight. Ryan. Ryan.
1:14:35
He just picks me up
1:14:38
and drops me off. He
1:14:41
doesn't get involved. If
1:14:44
I'm honest on her, I do understand. All
1:14:48
16 years. 16 years,
1:14:50
yeah. And still going stronger. They've
1:14:53
got a daughter as well. She's
1:14:55
12. Is
1:14:57
she in tonight? No, but she will
1:14:59
be next year. I mean,
1:15:02
I was sort of wishing she were,
1:15:04
just so I could ask her some questions. But
1:15:07
I think you're amazing and I think you should,
1:15:09
she should consider you as a mentor. You're really
1:15:12
funny. Really naturally funny. How far are you from
1:15:14
Leeds? Well, I
1:15:16
only live around Connor. I'm not foul.
1:15:19
Because in Leeds, you could do, I'm sure there's an
1:15:21
open mic night. You could do that. So
1:15:24
tonight's New York. This night, message me on social.
1:15:26
I'll give you a list of gigs. You should
1:15:28
do. Donna,
1:15:31
everybody! Thank
1:15:35
you. More talent. Yeah.
1:15:48
You know, it's fine to say, I think it's the
1:15:50
touching, it's the issue. It's
1:15:53
all right, Donna. Is
1:16:01
she gonna get down those safely? Stuart's with
1:16:03
her. No, Stuart's helping. Okay, great. Stuart knows
1:16:05
what he's doing. Fucking
1:16:08
Donna. Yeah. If
1:16:11
she's not co-hosting by the time we get back
1:16:13
to cheer, I'll be very surprised. We
1:16:18
told you you'd be hearing from local feminists. Probably
1:16:24
ready for our guest. Yeah. That
1:16:26
was our informal guest. We've now got a formal
1:16:28
guest. Our
1:16:39
guest today is a
1:16:41
birth and postnatal specialist who is
1:16:44
passionate about ensuring that every woman
1:16:47
and other birthing person feels empowered in
1:16:49
her birth experience and has continuity of
1:16:51
care in her or their transition to
1:16:54
motherhood or parenthood. Please welcome
1:16:56
Melanie Robinson. I
1:17:00
think you're on
1:17:02
that one,
1:17:08
love. Oh, you got one. Oh,
1:17:11
yeah, Donna's mic, sorry. My
1:17:13
mistake. Yeah. I feel we should have given that to Donna
1:17:16
to take back to a seat because I feel like she'd
1:17:18
have good things to chip in. Now,
1:17:23
Mel, you
1:17:26
are a birth and postnatal specialist
1:17:28
and you are all about the choices
1:17:31
of the birth experience and continuity of
1:17:33
care for transition into parenthood.
1:17:37
What has driven you into this? Because
1:17:39
to be honest, for me, that
1:17:41
sounds like a lot of bodily
1:17:44
fluids. And it also
1:17:46
sounds like a lot of working with a lot
1:17:48
of very stressed, like terrified people as well. Is
1:17:51
that true? I
1:17:53
don't know if they were all stressed and terrified.
1:17:55
Oh, sorry, that would just be me. I just
1:17:58
feel if you're carrying a human inside your body
1:18:00
you know like you know I'm maybe not
1:18:02
stressed and terrified might be too much but
1:18:04
like anxious at
1:18:07
times just curious as
1:18:09
to the future how it might be
1:18:12
desperately downgrading now yeah okay I would
1:18:14
be curious as to how the human
1:18:16
being was going to exit my body
1:18:18
yes that would be something on my
1:18:21
mind so I anchor
1:18:25
when we're trying a backstage I incorrectly called
1:18:27
you midwife what you do is different right
1:18:30
yeah yeah so I'm a birth doula
1:18:32
and postnatal specialist a
1:18:34
midwife provides medical
1:18:37
support or
1:18:39
in maternity services where a
1:18:41
doula provides practical and emotional
1:18:43
support during pregnancy in
1:18:46
labor and birth and then in the postnatal period
1:18:48
as well because another thing we
1:18:50
were talking about which is fascinating because it's like
1:18:53
all my mates are like dropping kids at the
1:18:55
moment that's what's going on in their lives I'm
1:18:57
like go at it and but
1:18:59
I didn't some
1:19:02
of them they're informed to different
1:19:04
amounts and some people I want to be
1:19:06
across everything and some people like no you
1:19:08
know I'm in the hands of professionals but
1:19:10
with a for none of the the reoccurring thing
1:19:13
with all miss it's never been straightforward so
1:19:15
I mean how present are
1:19:17
you there in those different stages for people I
1:19:20
think so for me personally it's
1:19:23
really important to ensure that everybody
1:19:25
is informed and is making really
1:19:28
truly evidence-based information
1:19:32
rich decisions around
1:19:35
what's what's gonna be you know
1:19:37
what they're gonna be involved in and what kind
1:19:39
of care they want for them and what's gonna
1:19:41
be right for them it's care
1:19:44
yeah I was gonna
1:19:46
say navigating the the medical
1:19:50
management of maternity
1:19:52
care is tricky yeah
1:19:56
somebody's got to take their pills or
1:20:00
the bins out. It's bin day. That's
1:20:03
the only alarm I have on my phone. Is
1:20:08
care often imposed upon women and other
1:20:10
people who can give birth? Is it
1:20:12
often just, are they often just
1:20:14
told this is how it's going to be and
1:20:16
you have to be informed to know you could
1:20:18
say, oh no, actually I'd rather have it be like
1:20:20
this or is this an option for me? Is
1:20:23
it often just presented as this is what's
1:20:25
going to happen to you? Yeah,
1:20:28
absolutely. There is a standard
1:20:30
medical model of care that
1:20:32
unless you ask for something
1:20:35
different is
1:20:37
what you can expect to get. And
1:20:39
what's that model? So
1:20:42
it's different appointments
1:20:45
during pregnancy, different
1:20:47
scans and blood
1:20:49
tests and screening tests and that kind
1:20:51
of thing, which you can decline. And
1:20:56
then in the late for labor, there's
1:21:00
routine vaginal examinations, which is a
1:21:02
real hot topic
1:21:06
in the birth working world where
1:21:08
people often will want to decline that,
1:21:10
but find that they
1:21:13
aren't allowed or it's
1:21:15
very difficult for them to kind of move from one
1:21:17
care setting in the hospital
1:21:19
to the labor ward potentially unless they've
1:21:22
had a vaginal examination. So
1:21:24
what's the vaginal examination meant to
1:21:26
be doing? So
1:21:30
it does two things. The one
1:21:32
is it is supposed to determine
1:21:35
cervical dilation. And
1:21:38
basically that's based on a study that
1:21:40
was done in the 1950s,
1:21:42
which standardized
1:21:45
normal childbirth care
1:21:49
by a guy called Dr.
1:21:52
Friedman and it's Friedman's curve. So it's
1:21:54
a graphic representation of what normal labor
1:21:56
should look like. And
1:21:59
so if a... Women or birthing persons,
1:22:01
labor doesn't look like it's being
1:22:03
plotted along that graph. Medical intervention
1:22:06
is then introduced
1:22:09
to speed things up. Oh, I see. So
1:22:11
this is where, like, if you're watching an
1:22:13
episode of Friends, it'll say, you
1:22:15
know, she's three centimeters dilated, she's four fingers
1:22:17
dilated, that kind of thing. I
1:22:20
mean, or you've given birth, one of those. It's
1:22:22
either you've seen it on Friends or you've given
1:22:24
birth. Or
1:22:26
you've been... I'm God for E4, otherwise
1:22:28
I would not. Donna, do
1:22:30
you remember this when you were pregnant with
1:22:32
your daughter? No, she doesn't remember tonight. Donna,
1:22:37
do you remember anyone looking and going, you're
1:22:39
this many centimeters dilated? Well,
1:22:43
they told me... They told me
1:22:45
that I was two centimeters and
1:22:47
to go for a walk. And
1:22:49
then I kicked off and my husband
1:22:51
said she's getting angry, I'm a lot. And
1:22:54
then the game cut the day and I was nine centimeters and
1:22:56
then she shot out. So
1:23:00
if you're listening at home, she was two centimeters, she went
1:23:02
for a walk. And
1:23:04
she kicked off. Oh, she
1:23:06
kicked off. Her husband said she's getting angry. Then
1:23:09
he said there's people coming. They're
1:23:13
pretty fucking close. And then cut
1:23:16
to nine centimeters, she shot out. Is that, I
1:23:18
mean, that story there, because that's the other thing
1:23:21
is, like, there is
1:23:23
no normal, right? And especially like, not
1:23:25
that like in the fifties they were well weird, but like,
1:23:28
that seems like quite an archaic
1:23:30
thing to be basing modern technology
1:23:32
and birthing methods on. So there
1:23:35
we go. Donna said it was hideous. Yeah,
1:23:39
so everybody labors differently. Everybody's
1:23:41
cervix does different things at
1:23:43
different times. It's a snapshot
1:23:46
of that moment if
1:23:48
we're looking at it from a
1:23:50
cervical dilation perspective. But if health
1:23:52
care professionals are wanting to determine
1:23:54
the position of the baby, they
1:23:56
can often feel the soft spots
1:23:58
on the baby's head. And that's really
1:24:01
useful in terms of vaginal examinations,
1:24:03
but the kind of standard plotting
1:24:05
of the cervical dilation isn't
1:24:08
useful. And a lot
1:24:10
of people find that really quite traumatic and invasive,
1:24:12
and there's a whole lot of other stuff to
1:24:14
kind of navigate. Someone's down there with a tape
1:24:17
measure, basically. No, you do it with your fingers.
1:24:19
And we all have different size hands, and it's
1:24:22
a guesstimation, really. Right, so it's just how many fingers
1:24:24
you can get in there, but you might not want
1:24:26
any fingers in there at all if you've got a
1:24:28
baby coming out of there. Yeah.
1:24:32
So one of the things we're chatting about as
1:24:34
well is that you were saying that it feels
1:24:36
like there's a lot of
1:24:38
medical intervention, and maybe from
1:24:41
your perspective, that's unnecessary. Am I putting
1:24:43
words in your mouth about that? I
1:24:46
think at the moment, there's definitely
1:24:49
a spotlight on medical
1:24:51
interventions in
1:24:54
the labor and birthing process. I
1:24:57
think obstetric units for those
1:24:59
people who are poorly and
1:25:02
really need that support are
1:25:04
fantastic. And fortunately, we're in
1:25:06
a model of care where
1:25:08
healthy people are having
1:25:13
to have their care provided to them
1:25:15
with this medical model as well. And
1:25:18
so the fallout from that is the
1:25:21
trauma that a lot of
1:25:23
people are experiencing. And you said that there
1:25:25
was a big issue with mental health. Huge.
1:25:29
Could you tell us more about that? Yeah, so
1:25:32
it's obviously worsened over the last
1:25:34
few years. But in 2019, a
1:25:36
book was published called Why Birth
1:25:38
Trauma Matters by Emma Svensberg.
1:25:41
And she highlighted that
1:25:43
one in three women and
1:25:45
birthing people will experience an aspect
1:25:47
of their labor and birth process
1:25:49
as traumatic. And often, it's about
1:25:51
how they're made to feel. Often,
1:25:53
we hear people saying, oh, I wasn't allowed.
1:25:56
Or they said I had to do X,
1:25:58
Y, and Z. economy
1:26:00
is taken away from them. And
1:26:03
then if we look at things like
1:26:05
the Embrace Report, it
1:26:07
highlights that maternal suicide is
1:26:12
the leading cause of death in the first
1:26:14
year post-Nateley in the UK. My
1:26:17
God. What? So
1:26:19
it's just... Oh my God. That's really shocking. So
1:26:21
then something does need to be done. But
1:26:24
how scary is it that the
1:26:26
most vulnerable people in the
1:26:29
world are so sorry today to
1:26:32
be more vulnerable? I mean, it's
1:26:34
obvious that you give birth
1:26:36
to your vulnerable, you
1:26:40
are pregnant, you're vulnerable, you're
1:26:42
a woman, you're vulnerable, it's
1:26:44
all absolved. And
1:26:47
then suddenly people go, oh, what a surprise
1:26:49
that it's all gone wrong. It's
1:26:53
horrendous. It is, yeah. Do
1:26:55
you think it's been sort of... Yeah, let's give Donna a
1:26:57
clap. I
1:27:00
want to ask if it's the pandemic has
1:27:02
compounded those issues as well. Because so many
1:27:05
aspects of healthcare, I think, the
1:27:07
cracks that were there have been blown wide open after
1:27:09
the past couple of years. Yeah,
1:27:12
they definitely have. And like I say, so that the
1:27:15
one in three study that
1:27:19
was published in 2019, there
1:27:22
are studies coming out now about the
1:27:24
impact that the pandemic has had, but
1:27:26
obviously it's gonna have amplified
1:27:28
10 times. It's
1:27:32
just highlighted the challenges that
1:27:35
maternity services or women and birthing
1:27:37
people were experiencing in maternity services
1:27:40
before. If we could give you
1:27:42
a magic wand, Mel, what would you change? If
1:27:47
I had a magic wand,
1:27:49
funding, funding, funding for... Well,
1:27:52
that won't be a problem with this government. I
1:27:54
love funding stuff. They especially love funding stuff
1:27:57
that doesn't affect them. We
1:28:00
should tell them that one of their mates is all
1:28:02
people giving birth and they'll be fine. But
1:28:04
if all people giving birth was
1:28:06
the brother-in-law of someone in the
1:28:08
cabinet, then it would
1:28:10
be funded. Sadly, I
1:28:13
don't think so. So funding?
1:28:17
Yeah, funding for more midwives, continuity
1:28:20
of carer has been shown
1:28:22
to be best practice. That
1:28:26
midwives are burnt out and leaving in
1:28:28
the droves because they just can't cope
1:28:30
with the system. Funding
1:28:32
for mother and baby units and
1:28:35
funding for more postnatal support. Because
1:28:39
once babies are born, all
1:28:42
the focus and the attention that has
1:28:44
been given to mothers and birthing people
1:28:47
in pregnancy and birth disappears
1:28:49
and the focus is then all on the babies. That's
1:28:52
so interesting. And is there...
1:28:56
Oh, got ADHD and then I went, oh,
1:28:58
there's a fire exit there, quickly, before you
1:29:01
ask the question, count how many there are.
1:29:04
And if you don't do that, you've lost. Wow.
1:29:07
I have ADHD. Welcome. I
1:29:10
have also been diagnosed with ADHD, but I
1:29:12
haven't done that. I've in fact thought, could
1:29:14
I quickly interrupt this? Can
1:29:17
I talk over Kiri now? That's what my brain
1:29:19
has said. Have you got a
1:29:21
question? Yeah. It's
1:29:24
about fire extinguishers though. No, no, no,
1:29:26
no, it wasn't. It was about... If
1:29:29
there's something... What advice would you
1:29:31
give to people who are expecting
1:29:34
or there's a birth in their future? Because I
1:29:37
think sometimes people don't feel, especially in that
1:29:39
situation, it must be quite hard to advocate
1:29:41
yourself when you might be in great amount
1:29:43
of pain or stress or whacked off your
1:29:45
tits on drugs. So what would
1:29:47
you give them as a tool to take into
1:29:49
giving birth? Get
1:29:51
informed. Be as informed
1:29:53
as possible. Rally support. Get
1:29:56
a doula. There's
1:29:58
a doula for everybody. And
1:30:01
yeah, just I think being
1:30:03
informed and supported ensures you're empowered
1:30:05
and that's my tagline, really informed
1:30:07
and supported is empowered. And where
1:30:10
can they get that information? What
1:30:13
information? When you
1:30:15
say be informed. So there
1:30:18
are fantastic social media. So
1:30:23
there's evidence-based birth, which is kind of, that's
1:30:26
an American model, but everybody,
1:30:29
it doesn't matter where you are in
1:30:31
the world, how you
1:30:33
labor in birth is gonna be the same.
1:30:36
Evidence-based birth, follow
1:30:39
them on social media. Is there anywhere
1:30:41
else that we can go for information that's... She's
1:30:43
being shy, because I know she's got training starting in September,
1:30:45
but she doesn't want to say. Ah.
1:30:48
Yeah, yeah. So you
1:30:52
can absolutely find me
1:30:55
at allthingsbirthandbeyond.co.uk. allthingsbirthandbeyond.co.uk.
1:31:00
Yeah. Okay, and we can find
1:31:03
out options, ideas,
1:31:05
what you can and can't say no to, what's
1:31:08
wise, what's just something a man made up in
1:31:10
the 50s and we still do because that's tradition. I
1:31:13
mean, I love tradition when it comes to Christmas, but
1:31:16
not so much when it comes to
1:31:18
vaginal explorations. Then
1:31:21
you're having a shit Christmas, mate. And
1:31:27
on that note, I've
1:31:33
been on this once, maybe twice before, every
1:31:36
time I ruin it. No, not
1:31:38
at all, not at all. Mel, is there anything that I want
1:31:40
to ask, is there anything you wish we'd asked and you're gonna
1:31:42
go, oh, I wish I got to talk about that? Yeah,
1:31:45
so I was gonna say birthriety.org. That's
1:31:48
a fantastic source
1:31:50
of information. AIMS is another,
1:31:53
which stands for, the Association
1:31:55
for the Improvement to Maternity Services. Is it
1:31:57
free of charge? Is it free? Which?
1:32:00
Which one? The all of these. Is
1:32:03
all of this free? So all the
1:32:05
information is free. Information is
1:32:07
always free. And
1:32:10
there are some doulas that provide support
1:32:13
free at the point of delivery. Others
1:32:16
will charge. Some do
1:32:19
bartering systems. Bartering systems?
1:32:21
Yeah. What could I give you
1:32:23
to dole me? You could come and paint my house. I
1:32:25
could come and paint your house and you'll dole me. What
1:32:28
would you give me for a Gunbun bike? LAUGHTER
1:32:37
Please don't say a vaginal next to a leash. I'm
1:32:40
just... It's all I'm asking, Kiri. It's
1:32:43
all I'm asking. Well,
1:32:45
listen, this is great to know that you
1:32:47
can barter with your doula. So if you...
1:32:49
What if you... Knit
1:32:52
jumpers or something like that. You can... If
1:32:54
you're an Etsy-style person, don't pay for a doula.
1:32:57
I've just heard you can barter. But if you
1:32:59
can afford a doula... If you can't afford a
1:33:01
doula, please... Yeah, yeah. Please pay your doula and
1:33:03
tip appropriately. Yeah, because we need to be careful
1:33:06
that it's not like comedians where people go, oh,
1:33:08
do the gig for the exposure. So it's like,
1:33:10
pull a human out of me for the exposure.
1:33:12
LAUGHTER That's actually a really good point.
1:33:15
Feminists pay people. But also, I do like a bartering
1:33:17
system just because I think we should be... Sometimes,
1:33:21
it's something you really want because I think
1:33:23
that sort of gets us
1:33:25
around capitalism. Can
1:33:27
I do the videos? Can you do the
1:33:29
what, sorry? Can I get free things
1:33:31
for videos? Can you get free things for
1:33:33
doing videos? Yeah. Is that Ali? Yeah.
1:33:37
You did. You got Prosecco. LAUGHTER
1:33:39
That was a classic piece of
1:33:42
bartering. LAUGHTER Yeah, if anyone else
1:33:44
wants Prosecco, you know, offer to
1:33:47
rub Kiri's shoulders. LAUGHTER
1:33:51
Listen, don't say
1:33:53
that. Donna's already sexually assaulted
1:33:56
me. LAUGHTER That's another
1:33:58
thing that would cost out of the car. Well
1:34:03
listen, this has been absolutely wonderful
1:34:06
to hear. I'm sure people all around the world
1:34:08
are going to be listening to this and a
1:34:10
lot of our listeners, a certain percentage, are going
1:34:12
to be pregnant. Is anyone pregnant
1:34:14
right now? Just give us a
1:34:17
cheer. Did you learn anything from this? Okay,
1:34:20
what will you be taking from it? Google
1:34:26
a doula. What a catchphrase.
1:34:29
What do you do? You
1:34:33
work at the what? Uni. The
1:34:36
uni? Well, I don't know, can you offer a doula
1:34:38
like free night classes? Get
1:34:40
her one of those like student rail cards, that's
1:34:42
worth a line-up. You
1:34:46
cannot do that. Mel,
1:34:49
you have been an absolutely wonderful guest. Mel
1:34:51
Robinson everybody! Thank
1:34:54
you. You
1:35:29
have been an absolutely wonderful audience. Please
1:35:31
welcome back our final act. It's the
1:35:33
incredible Grace Petrie. York! Have
1:35:43
you had
1:35:46
a wonderful time, York? I've
1:35:49
had a wonderful time as well. I
1:35:53
suspected I was going to have a wonderful
1:35:55
time here tonight. I'm very, very, very fond
1:35:57
of York and I've only become more fond
1:35:59
of York. recently because
1:36:03
I so I am not me
1:36:05
personally I'm not a monarchist right I'm
1:36:08
not a monarchist
1:36:11
surprising news I know that's
1:36:14
uh and it's funny because
1:36:16
when you say to people that you're not a monarchist there are
1:36:18
some people who when you say you're not
1:36:20
a monarchist some people sort of take that to mean that what
1:36:23
you're saying is that you've got like
1:36:25
individual personal problems with the
1:36:27
queen right which which I I I do I
1:36:34
don't I don't she listen she's
1:36:36
she's just an older
1:36:38
lady that I've not met Prince Andrew he
1:36:40
can get to fuck right as
1:36:45
I believe your fine city told him so
1:36:51
it feels like the right night to sing this song I
1:36:53
wrote this song quite a few years ago because I
1:36:55
was thinking about not being a monarchist and I was
1:36:58
thinking about the national anthem that we have in this
1:37:00
country and how I don't feel very represented by it
1:37:02
I know a lot of people that don't feel very
1:37:04
represented by it so I had to go at writing
1:37:06
a new national anthem for Britain and
1:37:08
and I've said it to Downing Street and I
1:37:10
think we are days away from being
1:37:14
officially adopted this
1:37:17
is a this is you give it give
1:37:20
it a go this one and you
1:37:22
tell me if you think this would be better before the
1:37:24
football matches I personally think it would it's called God Save
1:37:26
the Hungry and it goes am
1:37:36
I an agitator not
1:37:40
thinking it's cool it's
1:37:42
some were born to suffer while some
1:37:44
were born to rule does that make
1:37:46
me a traitor before
1:37:49
you toss that word around please
1:37:51
understand that I love this land
1:37:54
mine yeah
1:37:57
it's true God ain't my thing If
1:38:00
he was, I'd rather sing all
1:38:03
of the refugees Perishing in
1:38:05
foreign seas Those bodies washed
1:38:07
up on the shores We're
1:38:09
fleeing our state-sponsored wars And
1:38:11
our leader sees nothing wrong
1:38:13
So I wrote him a
1:38:15
brand new song that goes
1:38:17
God save the hungry, God
1:38:20
save the poor And
1:38:23
God save those desperate souls whose
1:38:25
lives were torn apart by war
1:38:27
God save the homeless and those
1:38:29
with disabilities And
1:38:33
all the other targets of
1:38:35
this heartless ideology And
1:38:37
there's a long and shameful list of
1:38:40
folks we need God to assist And
1:38:42
those who sleep in palaces at
1:38:45
night Think
1:38:47
they're doing alright And
1:38:54
Britain could be
1:38:56
greater if
1:38:59
it had fairness at its heart Yeah
1:39:02
this nation altogether is more than the
1:39:04
sum of its parts But they'll call
1:39:06
you a traitor for
1:39:09
even daring to believe A sleight
1:39:11
of hand from those who bleed
1:39:13
this land's a right Yeah
1:39:17
it's true God ate my thing But
1:39:19
if he was, I'd rather
1:39:21
sing all of the refugees
1:39:25
Perishing in foreign seas Those
1:39:27
bodies washed up on the
1:39:29
shores We're fleeing our state-sponsored
1:39:31
wars And our leader sees
1:39:33
nothing wrong So I wrote
1:39:36
him a brand new song that goes
1:39:38
God save the hungry, God
1:39:41
save the poor And
1:39:43
God save those desperate souls whose
1:39:45
lives were torn apart by war
1:39:47
God save the homeless and those
1:39:50
with disabilities And
1:39:53
all the other targets of
1:39:55
this heartless ideology And there's
1:39:58
a long and shameful list of folks we need God to assist Folks
1:40:00
we need God to assist But
1:40:02
those who sleep in palaces
1:40:04
at night I
1:40:07
think they're doing alright I
1:40:12
think they're doing alright So
1:40:17
give me a song A
1:40:19
little one, stick in my throat
1:40:21
If you agree the only power
1:40:23
we should respect Is
1:40:25
that come from a vote, yeah Give
1:40:28
me a song, a little one,
1:40:30
stick in my throat To see
1:40:33
our millionaire politicians say
1:40:36
We're all in the same boat Yeah,
1:40:43
it's true God ain't
1:40:45
my thing But if he
1:40:48
was, I'd rather sing For
1:40:51
all of the refugees Perishing
1:40:54
in foreign seas Those bodies
1:40:57
washed up on the shores
1:40:59
Were fleeing our state-sponsored wars
1:41:02
And our leader sees nothing wrong So
1:41:04
raise your voice and sing along, yeah
1:41:07
God save the hungry, God
1:41:10
save the poor God
1:41:13
save those desperate souls whose lives
1:41:15
Were torn apart by war God
1:41:18
save the homeless and those
1:41:20
with disability And
1:41:22
all the other targets of
1:41:24
this heartless ideology And
1:41:27
my gratitude to all the brave Soldiers
1:41:30
spinning in their grave To see
1:41:32
the eaten mess that they've made
1:41:34
up The sacrifice they gave to
1:41:37
tear apart the welfare state And
1:41:40
all that ever made bring
1:41:42
great While those who sleep
1:41:44
in palaces tonight They're
1:41:46
still doing alright They're
1:41:51
still doing alright Thank
1:42:02
you very much! You
1:42:06
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1:42:10
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