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and on demand right now. Good to

2:40

see you, Israel. Thank you, Adam, appreciate

2:42

it. I'm a big fan of yours.

2:44

I appreciate that, thank you. You made me $10,000 in 2019 because

2:51

I bet on you. Okay, which

2:53

flight do I remember? Yeah, that

2:55

was with Whitaker. Yeah, Whitaker. Oh,

2:57

no way. Yeah, and you

2:59

know the odds for that fight were even.

3:02

Really? Yeah, and I was

3:04

like, oh, he's so

3:07

much slicker than

3:09

that guy. I realized in combat

3:13

sports, for me

3:15

it was mostly boxing, but some

3:17

guys were punchers, but some guys were

3:19

slick. And the slick

3:21

guys rarely lost to the punchers because

3:24

they had an athleticism. Yeah, I mean,

3:26

that's the game, even with boxing or fighting is hit,

3:28

don't get hit. And I've

3:31

done that a lot through my

3:33

career with over 100 fights

3:35

across three different disciplines, which is

3:37

boxing, MMA, and kickboxing.

3:39

So I can still form

3:42

sentences. I feel, got my wits about me.

3:44

Yes. So yeah, I've

3:46

only been knocked out once, but I return the

3:48

favor. Yeah, that was- I

3:50

got it back after that. Yeah. That

3:53

was in kickboxing? Kickboxing with Pereira

3:56

years ago, when I first, no,

3:58

second time fighting him in Brazil. and

4:00

his native Brazil and yeah, he knocked me out. That was

4:02

the only time I've ever been like flat lined and

4:05

waking up and losing memory. But again, when

4:07

I returned the favor, I feel like I

4:09

gained my brain cells back from that one.

4:11

So that's how it works. You just get

4:13

it back from your mother. You guys both

4:16

fought, did you fight middleweight? Middleweight, yeah. Yeah, so I mean,

4:18

you're switching. Which is amazing. First of all, I was gonna

4:20

say, like, biggest surprise today, because I came in, I was

4:23

like, I went hanging, I felt like I saw Jason. And

4:27

yeah. Grew a little facial hair and

4:29

got on the Adam Carolla show. Yeah, yeah. I

4:32

mean, you guys are big

4:34

middleweights for walking around. I mean,

4:36

you've gotta be 6'3", 6'3 and a

4:38

half. Yeah, 6'4". 6'4". Yeah,

4:41

and you must walk around at 215, 220.

4:46

At the moment, I haven't checked. In KGs right now,

4:48

I'm gonna estimate, I'm gonna say 95, 96 KGs. So

4:52

that'd be around 210. I

4:56

mean, both of you are big guys who walk around

4:58

higher than 170. Oh, you mean

5:00

me and Pereira. No, you and Mayhem. And

5:02

Mayhem. Right, so I mean, you guys gotta cut.

5:04

Yeah. Is that the worst part? Cutting

5:08

for me is easy. I just kinda, now

5:11

as a 35 year old, this

5:13

is my last camp was the first one, I

5:15

actually had a nutritionist who's actually out there, Matt,

5:17

taking photos, he's my chef. He's

5:19

my chef now, so he makes me Whole Foods.

5:21

And before this, I was just the

5:23

guy who Uber eats for every

5:25

meal, whatever I wanted. Really? Yeah, so I

5:27

got up to this point just eating shit

5:30

food, and now I realize, okay, I'm

5:32

35, my body doesn't metabolize certain

5:34

things the way it used to, so I'm trying

5:36

to put the right fuels in my body to,

5:39

I guess, elongate my career a little bit,

5:41

squeeze as much out of this body

5:43

as I can before I call it a day, and

5:45

that way I can be like, right, I

5:48

did everything I did I could

5:50

to optimize myself, so yeah, I'm

5:52

feeling great, feeling better now. Do you wanna

5:54

rematch with Duplase? Yeah, of course, that'll come

5:57

later on, but right now,

5:59

after I just fall, I don't think it's

6:01

gonna be immediately. I'd rather just fight not

6:04

really for the belt just fight for fighting sake and

6:06

just What's the path now? Let's so you know, there's

6:08

so many like one of these

6:10

five is arguably like the most stacked Category

6:13

right now in my opinion. So

6:15

what do you see? Like who

6:17

would you like to fight? I

6:19

mean There's a

6:21

lot of fights out there for you. I haven't really

6:23

I've I mean Even though I

6:25

don't have the belt. They still got my name in their mouth I'm

6:28

still Israel at this time. But for me

6:30

again, I'll let them Call

6:33

me out or whatever at the moment I want

6:35

to fight warmer time before the end of this

6:37

year or early next year, but I don't know

6:39

yet I'm just training building

6:41

off what we left off and I'll

6:44

get the call at some point with a few

6:46

options I'm sure Dana will hit me up at

6:48

some point. I mean what Strickland's out there. Yeah,

6:50

but he's gonna fight duplicity first I

6:52

think he's next so even see how that

6:55

plays out see how the rug comes up fight fight plays

6:57

out and There's some other you know

6:59

young guys on the come up. So yeah, we'll

7:01

see But I do see that fight playing

7:03

out that they've already fought before I

7:06

fought both of them. I think duplicies

7:09

might might get it done again. He's just

7:11

so Weird

7:13

the way he fights is awkward. You're relentless

7:16

kind of durable. He's stubborn. He's stubborn

7:18

No matter how tired he gets he'll

7:20

still just throw just to stop you in

7:22

your tracks or stop you from doing

7:24

what you're doing And he'll just he'll

7:26

throw in hope and it wouldn't really land

7:28

but it'll stop what you're trying to progress,

7:31

you know Yeah, well look

7:33

you have definite

7:36

ability God-given almost

7:39

like some guys can dance

7:41

and you can dance but I mean I can't

7:43

dance but it's not my fault You can There

7:48

were guys like, you know Sugar

7:51

Ray Not before

7:53

Sugar Ray Leonard, but Sugar Ray Robinson

7:55

who was an amazing dancer, you know

7:57

what I mean? And when you saw

7:59

that footwork you'd go oh yeah now

8:01

he brings that into the ring you know.

8:05

Roberto Duran didn't move that way

8:07

he was there but do bless

8:09

he's got a

8:12

crazy will it seems like his

8:14

will is so strong

8:16

that he can even overcome guys

8:18

who have more physical gifts than

8:21

he has because of his crazy will for like

8:23

nine tenths of the fight you know it's like

8:26

a weird it's a very straight you know and

8:28

then that's the fight game though that's the thing

8:30

you could be winning a fight till you're not

8:32

it just takes a simple moment a simple mistake

8:34

that you make and it's like ah they capitalize

8:36

but that's how fighting works and again like what

8:38

I said could you say will and

8:40

I agree stubborn he's a stubborn no

8:42

matter how tired he gets he's just like I'm gonna

8:44

go and you have to commend someone for

8:46

that. Yeah is it I

8:49

find it as a guy used to box a little

8:51

bit I found it demoralizing when

8:53

I realized the other guy would just never

8:56

like even if it was a competition to see who

8:58

could hold their head under the water in the swimming

9:00

pool for the longest but then if you had that

9:02

guy who would just die before he pulled

9:04

his head out of the water I found

9:07

it discouraging sometimes. It's been done

9:09

to me before in training and

9:11

fighting but also I've done it to other people as well

9:13

where I realized I've got

9:15

their number and then they just know I'm

9:18

not gonna quit I'm gonna be here regardless

9:20

like I've been hit before and I keep walking forward

9:22

and they're like oh shit this guy's not going anywhere

9:25

and I've had it done to people where I hit

9:27

them with my best shot I'm like

9:29

why are you still here? Right.

9:31

Go and then you just have to have the

9:34

the mental fortitude to know that no I'm not going

9:36

anywhere either just because you're not going anywhere doesn't mean

9:38

I'm gonna quit but some people they just when

9:41

you when you take their best shot you can just see

9:43

it's like oh fuck and then they wilt.

9:46

Can you see it at the weigh-in? Sometimes

9:48

when someone may be broken

9:51

a little bit or not feeling

9:53

as confident as they should. Yep

9:56

definitely wins even just walking past

9:58

in the hallway you know certain things. You

10:00

just, you know, the vibe, you just get the energy. You're

10:02

like, is this guy for real, is this guy about that

10:04

life, or is he just for the cameras? Because sometimes, some

10:07

guys, I won't say names, but it's like when the cameras

10:09

aren't there, completely different. But when

10:11

the cameras are on, and they see like these fans

10:13

or something, then they, you know,

10:15

they want to flex or whatever. So yeah, you know

10:17

who's about it and who's not about it, but it's

10:19

all about when you step in the octagon, it'll

10:22

really show who's really about this life. Yeah.

10:25

Did you ever, I mean, you

10:27

and John Jones are probably the

10:29

two guys that are sort of

10:31

the Floyd money Mayweather of

10:34

MMA in that

10:37

slick movement, you

10:39

know, technique. There's

10:41

a few of us, but yeah. More

10:44

than a tough guy. And

10:47

also the sport has evolved. So

10:49

Tank Abbott, who used to be the poster

10:52

child for this, you know, tough dude. But

10:55

then at some point, it turns into a sport. Cerebral,

10:58

it becomes a thing

11:00

with game planning, understanding patterns of

11:03

the other guy, understanding the

11:05

way the other coaches think. So

11:08

even me now, I do breakdowns

11:10

on my YouTube. I

11:13

wouldn't say I dumb it down, but

11:15

I make pretty obvious observations that anyone

11:17

can see who really knows the game. But I don't

11:19

try and go too deep and break down certain things,

11:21

because I don't want people to see what

11:24

I'm seeing and what my coaches are seeing. So

11:26

yeah, the game has evolved since the days

11:29

of Tank Abbott and, you know, Hoys Gracie,

11:31

now we're here to the point that we've

11:33

got different, you know, UFC performance institutes all

11:35

over the world, high level training, you know,

11:38

now people are going into the nuances

11:41

of the game to really maximize, like even

11:43

me now, like I said, eating whole foods.

11:45

And I saw the difference, I saw the benefits

11:47

of my body. I'm like, oh wow, this

11:49

does help. Eating a good healthy diet does help you

11:52

as an athlete. Who would have thought? Yeah,

11:54

so you're gonna get guys now where

11:58

it was sort of like our. I

14:00

look at my fights and I think, if

14:02

I was fighting me on this night, how would I beat me?

14:05

And I try and see where I messed

14:08

up or what I did wrong. Even if I won the

14:10

fight, I still try and figure it out. If I was

14:12

fighting me, how would I try and beat me? And

14:14

I reverse engineer that into my game

14:17

in a way. So yeah,

14:21

everyone can be beat, but not

14:23

everyone will be beat. Tell

14:26

me about like developing your striking style

14:28

because you're really bringing in shades

14:30

of Anderson, sort of like

14:33

a different phase

14:35

in the martial arts. You

14:38

call yourself the last style bender,

14:40

great name because you do things

14:42

that are now, I don't know,

14:45

everyone's studying it because it's something new.

14:47

Like tell me about that. Like was

14:49

it a pad man that you said,

14:51

hey, let me try to do

14:54

this spinning elbow. Tell me

14:56

about how you developed that over the years. So

14:58

what I liked about my coach Eugene Bearman is

15:00

when I first started training with him, he never

15:02

tried to make me fight like him or anyone.

15:04

He just saw what I did and

15:07

worked with it. So he saw that I had

15:09

good eyes, I was fast, and

15:12

good dexterity, I guess, ambidextrous. I

15:14

could go Southpaw and Orthodox. So

15:16

he worked with that, but we

15:19

have a system. I feel like my

15:21

gym, City Kickboxing, kind of helped bring

15:24

or really emphasize feints back in

15:26

the game, because for a long time, that

15:29

wasn't really something that people focused on. In

15:31

boxing, you have different looks, different feints. Kickboxing,

15:34

but in MMA, at a certain point, there

15:36

wasn't really till, I guess, I came along

15:39

and showcased how you can really mess

15:41

people up with feints. And then people started to try

15:44

and copy what we did, but then they were doing

15:46

it without understanding the principles. But

15:48

now again, I've had so many fights in the

15:50

UFC. People have watched a lot of tapes, so

15:52

they can understand it. And also those

15:54

who already knew from back in the day, they're like,

15:56

oh, bringing this back, that's cool. Eugene

16:00

really helped just by getting

16:02

the right people from his His

16:05

gym back in the day like so he trained with guys like

16:07

race Ethel Doug Vining he's

16:09

one of the other owners of our gym

16:11

mark home was part of the Balmoral group

16:13

for a while Lola was a guy that

16:15

trained race Ethel mark hunt as well and

16:18

that whole lineage Mark hunt

16:20

heavyweight. Yeah, mark hunt the legend

16:23

legend legend. He's even fighting. I

16:25

think bare knuckles soon Oh

16:30

my goodness. I love that guy. Is he drinking

16:32

out of the shoe? Bambam

16:35

that's Bambam Bambam is An

16:39

Australian boy, but he's also one of mark's

16:41

sparring partners from back in the day. Yeah,

16:43

so they've seen a couple of clips They

16:45

definitely go this all in New Zealand, right?

16:47

Yeah, so mark and Bambam live in Australia

16:50

now, but New Zealand is just just not

16:52

far away So we kind of all I

16:55

call it as that United because if we're not fighting each

16:57

other It's us against the world You

16:59

know locally you still have to get the get the

17:01

rounds in with some of the guys because some of

17:03

my teammates I fought before and it's

17:05

cuz New Zealand such a small country and

17:08

you know, sometimes you just get people crossing over He's

17:11

in Sydney, but he's still one of our teammates

17:14

in the sense that we've united Jim's he's from

17:16

freestyle MMA with Uncle

17:18

Joe Lopez, that's his trainer. But then

17:20

we've made I guess a

17:23

Brotherhood as a team. So yeah

17:26

whenever one of us fights it

17:28

feels like we all will go into it iron

17:30

sharp and iron Exactly. I see when you think

17:32

Strickland's gonna fight duplex C. Do they have that

17:34

on the Calendar anywhere and then probably next year.

17:36

So that's why I don't like to wait around.

17:38

I'm not a guy This is the longest break

17:40

I've ever had in My

17:42

fighting career. Well, you fought five or six

17:45

weeks ago though, right? Yeah, but I was

17:47

me after 11 months of no fighting And

17:50

before that in 16 months as a

17:52

champion, I fought five times That

17:54

was one of like the most active runs

17:57

in the UFC as a champion. So yeah, that's why

17:59

I'm real confused that Dana's not glazing

18:01

you up as a goat. Because for me,

18:03

as I'm watching, I'm seeing

18:05

you lose, come

18:07

back and dominate

18:10

quickly. And

18:12

there's a weird thing there. You're not getting

18:14

the marketing. Maybe it's because you're not American.

18:16

I don't get it really. I do promote

18:19

myself and stuff, but also because I'm

18:21

not done. The story's still being written. And

18:24

Dana, he does hype me up when it's

18:27

time to hype me up. But again, because

18:29

I lost my last fight, I know how the game works,

18:31

not Dana in general. I just know how the game works

18:33

if you're only as good as your last fight. So

18:36

people then forget. Sometimes all these trolls forget the

18:38

classics. And they just say, ah, whatever. He's washed.

18:40

He's this. But then you just chill. They said

18:42

that after I lost to Pereira

18:44

Madison Square Garden. And I

18:46

told Dana, yo, let's do that shit again. Run it

18:48

back straight away. Because I knew I could beat the

18:51

guy. And it's so decisive, yeah. Exactly. So it's just

18:53

about getting back in there and showing the world who

18:55

I am. Because I know who I am. And I

18:57

know what I can do. So just showing

18:59

them who I am. But I don't really do it for them. I do

19:01

it for me and my people. And in

19:03

doing that, yeah. I feel like

19:06

a simmering hunger. Because the DDP, like

19:08

I said, won 9-10s of

19:10

the fight, slipped

19:12

up a bit, and got caught in the choke.

19:15

So now, what

19:17

kind of fire does that bring to you for

19:19

this next training camp, whenever it may be? For

19:21

me, it's just the way I handled the whole

19:23

training camp. Like I said, having whole meals, whole

19:25

foods properly, having breakfast. I never used

19:27

to have breakfast. I just wake up, roll out of

19:30

bed, get to the gym, start

19:32

training, whatnot. Then after training, I'll have my

19:34

first meal around 11.30 PM. So

19:37

now, I actually have breakfast before I go train.

19:39

Like little things like that. Good sleep. So

19:42

I feel I'm optimized as much as I can.

19:44

So I am fired up. Even from the last

19:46

fight, because the way I performed, I felt good.

19:49

I know I could be better. But I felt

19:51

good in there physically. So I can't wait to

19:53

build from where we left off and then get

19:55

into this next training camp and fight.

19:58

So the long layoff, you think, maybe. may

20:00

have had an effect and a little bit of

20:02

rust. And so when you watch back the fight,

20:04

what do you think? Like what could have been

20:06

better in the camp or even in the fight?

20:09

It was just a moment in the fight where it

20:11

was my footwork. I did something and I slipped and

20:13

then I pointed to the ground like it wasn't you,

20:15

it was the ground. And in that moment, I shouldn't

20:17

have pointed to the ground. It

20:19

was just- Took a little mental lapse maybe.

20:21

Exactly. And then he jumped on that. And

20:23

look, this is the game. I

20:26

messed up my bad, but like I said, I

20:28

wasn't really attached to the outcome. I

20:31

just wanted to show off. I wanted to be like, I

20:33

wanna actually be in a fight. And it was a good

20:35

fight. I enjoyed myself. It was, yeah.

20:37

Yeah, I enjoyed a good fight. Yeah, I don't know

20:39

what the card said up until the head crank, but

20:42

you must have been ahead. Yeah, I know I looked

20:44

that way. I felt I was, but again, I wasn't

20:46

keeping score, but it was just like

20:48

I was having fun in the trading

20:50

exchanging. It wasn't like a one-sided fight.

20:52

So yeah, I can't wait to do

20:54

it again. Against who, we'll

20:56

find out. I

20:58

can't really think, see, I'm at a loss. So

21:01

it's like who are gonna- DC, everyone said the

21:03

same thing. They're like, well, normally he's fighting for

21:06

the title or he's in the main event. It's

21:08

like, who do we stick up? There's no one

21:10

really worthy in a way to come up against

21:12

you at this stage. And I want money fights

21:14

for you. Strickland would be

21:17

great, but he's busy. And

21:19

the DDP rematch, okay, not yet.

21:21

So let's, I don't know. I'm

21:24

not the matchmaker. It's

21:26

up in the air, but we'll see. You

21:30

don't have to get totally specific,

21:32

but the purses, the money in UFCs

21:34

gotta be a lot better than

21:37

it was back in the day. Big

21:39

time, big time. What was your first

21:41

payment, your first UFC fight? But

21:43

for me, I already established myself out

21:46

of the UFC as a

21:48

big name. So that's why I came in as a kickboxer. I

21:50

came in with a lot of hype and

21:52

a big name. So I had,

21:54

it was over 50K, my first

21:56

purse, because I

21:58

didn't do winning lost bonus. I

22:00

knew I didn't want that, excuse me. There

22:02

we go. I didn't tell it. So

22:05

I didn't want the win and loss bonus. And

22:08

then I got a 50K bonus US as

22:10

well. And yeah, altogether I

22:12

made over six figures in my first

22:14

UFC fight. But it's millions now, right?

22:16

Oh yeah, no it's nice now. Yeah.

22:18

This last fight, I said every time

22:20

I fight I feel like I won the lotto. Yeah.

22:23

Yeah, but it's good. Look, I'm

22:25

not gonna say I'm greedy, I'm appreciative of

22:27

what I'm doing in the UFC and my relationship

22:29

with the UFC. And we still

22:31

have a good business relationship but this is where

22:33

the managers come in and they

22:35

have that battle behind the scenes and I just sit there

22:37

and go, how much we getting? Ha

22:40

ha ha. No, speaking of, I

22:43

was desperately trying to get you

22:45

to be part of my Samu

22:47

Manuka company. Samu Manuka, the honey.

22:49

Yes, the honey, bro, the honey.

22:51

And like at like the

22:53

11th hour it just fell through. Oh, real, who

22:56

we talking to, do you remember? Yeah. I

22:58

remember. You don't remember? Don't remember. It

23:01

was my people talking to your people. So

23:03

no hard feelings. No hard feelings, yeah. I

23:08

saw on TMZ some guy hassled

23:10

you in the street. When

23:12

you're hanging around your McLaren, I believe

23:14

it was a McLaren. Yeah. I know

23:16

cars. So somebody

23:19

filmed it and somebody sort of rolled up on

23:21

you but I don't know what the rest of

23:23

the story was. Okay, I can give you

23:25

a play by play. All right, please. So

23:27

I had a good morning training. I'm

23:30

heading to the, I go

23:32

into the spot, get a pie because

23:34

it's a really famous pie spot on

23:36

Kea Road. And then this

23:39

guy just put out, I don't know, which I think

23:41

it might've been a setup because he saw my car

23:43

or something and just pulls up and goes like, Izzy,

23:45

one ounce. And when you say one ounce, that's like

23:47

in Kiwi slang, like say, you and me right now,

23:49

let's go. And I was thinking like, what? One ounce?

23:51

Like the fuck? It was just silly to me. And

23:54

I just thought, bro, I do this for millions of dollars.

23:56

I'm not gonna whoop your ass for free. And

23:58

he goes, nah, I fight for the. I

38:00

tried to go on riot ages ago, but then yesterday

38:02

for a joke. I went on the hinge just to

38:04

see what's up Just to see

38:06

just again just cuz I'm just like let me see

38:08

how this works I've never been on that before but

38:11

look I like peace and

38:13

I love this life But I just feel like

38:16

at the right time everything will fall into place How

38:19

was the tax laws in New Zealand?

38:21

I you hear about Europe you hear

38:23

about United States and other countries and

38:26

I never hear Anything

38:28

about New Zealand Is

38:31

it tough to make a lot of money

38:33

and live in New Zealand tax wise? I'm

38:36

a law-abiding citizen and I pay all my

38:38

taxes IRS IRD whoever

38:40

and they always you know because my

38:42

dad is my accountant and I'm glad

38:44

because no one else on this planet

38:46

will want the best for me like my father and I'm

38:49

glad I have him around cuz if not out of

38:51

me definitely ripped off because I am not financially as

38:54

literate as him I'm getting better now, but

38:56

he's definitely quadrupled my net worth what

38:58

I've been paid over my career And

39:01

as I understand you're doing real estate now

39:03

Like yeah, the real estate some other things

39:05

But my dad definitely helped me quadruple my

39:07

my my net worth with real estate and

39:09

other business ventures but again taxes

39:12

in New Zealand like anywhere else I think I

39:18

just think tax is Theft but

39:20

we all have to pay our taxes. There's two things

39:22

that sure in this life is death and taxes so

39:24

we all pay our taxes, but New

39:27

Zealand is not as bad as some other places If

39:30

it was up to me, I'd fucking move to the UAE

39:32

where they said All right, you do

39:34

by Yeah,

39:37

but I love my gym and I love my team and

39:40

yeah, that's the reason I'm in New Zealand and again It's

39:42

not that bad even New York when I fought

39:44

in New York twice now I realized then they've got state

39:47

and then you got to do federal tax No,

39:51

I mean you you you get five million bucks

39:53

and it's 2.5. Ooh 10 seconds later like

42:00

us saying we wanna be fighters in

42:02

the Nigerian household. I'm like, the fuck? You wanna

42:04

be a what? You have to be

42:06

a doctor, a accountant, or something like that. Well, you're

42:09

doing it because that's your

42:12

skill set, whereas a

42:14

lot of guys grow up on the wrong

42:16

side of the tracks and then their bad

42:18

beats on them. Sorry.

42:22

And they end up being tough guys. Dude, I'm sitting

42:24

right here. I know, I know. Hold on, my dad

42:26

beat me as well. We were like, that's what I

42:28

just meant was normal in Nigeria. What

42:30

I'm saying is there's people

42:32

who are attracted to combat

42:34

sports because they grew up

42:36

a certain way. Like we

42:38

used to have, there

42:40

were tons of Jewish prize fighters

42:43

in this country, turn

42:45

of the century and the 20s. And boxes. A

42:47

lot of boxers, a lot of Jews that star David

42:49

on their trunks. Well, Jews don't

42:51

fight anymore because they don't have to fight

42:54

anymore because they have better jobs. They grew

42:56

out of it. But I mean, you

42:59

fought not because you grew

43:02

up on the mean streets or because

43:04

of your environment, but because you have

43:06

the skill set to

43:08

do it, which is probably

43:11

why you will be more successful. You

43:13

are more successful than a guy who

43:15

just fought because he's angry. Out of

43:17

necessity. Because you don't necessarily have the

43:19

skillset. You're not necessarily athletic. You're just

43:22

pissed off and unscared or

43:24

overcompensating. I get what you mean. So

43:26

for me, when

43:28

was this? It was, I started fighting

43:30

2008 kickboxing. And

43:34

then it wasn't until I watched UFC 90 on

43:37

pay-per-view live, then I saw, because I

43:39

already watched the DVDs, Anderson Silver, Dan

43:41

Henderson, all of that. But then when I saw UFC 90

43:43

live on pay-per-view, and

43:46

I was like, man, I might be the greatest

43:48

at this. But again, I said

43:50

it before I knew I was. I just

43:52

felt like I could. And then

43:54

with my dancing background,

43:56

my creativity, timing, and

43:58

then just the text. And I realized

44:01

I was better than a lot of these guys. And

44:03

yeah, it's taken me far. But I

44:06

guess, yeah, I fought out of just

44:08

the love for the game. I enjoy fighting. Wait,

44:10

so before your kickboxing, you were doing dance.

44:12

I was just dancing. Yeah, just

44:14

like break dancing, crumping, popping, whatever.

44:16

So that was my way of

44:18

just expressing myself. Battles with

44:20

my friends and other kids from different towns.

44:24

Yeah, I was out here in these streets. But

44:27

fighting was just, again, it got a crossroad

44:29

where I was like, OK, do

44:31

you want to be a fighter or a dancer? And I

44:33

knew I wanted to pursue one of these things as a

44:35

career. But I knew I

44:37

can't go around just fighting everyone. But

44:40

I can still dance. Example, before I

44:42

fought Robert Whitaker in Melbourne, biggest crowd

44:44

in UFC history still, I

44:46

did a little dance routine because that was my way

44:48

of paying homage to all my people

44:50

that came with me. Even one of my boys, Jesse,

44:53

who's one of my best friends, he was dancing right there

44:55

with me. I did a little dance

44:57

after you won me 10 grand. I

45:00

was on a cruise ship. I

45:04

was on a goddamn cruise ship. And I

45:07

saw this fight was coming up. It wasn't

45:09

on the cruise ship. And

45:11

I was like, Whitaker is a tough

45:13

guy. But he's not fluid. Stiff.

45:16

Yeah, he's not an athlete. A musclehead guy.

45:18

He's just a tough guy. And I

45:20

go, I'll take the slick guy over the

45:22

tough guy any point. And

45:24

I'm telling you, if you look up that fight, you

45:26

guys were even. Pretty

45:28

even money. And so not

45:30

only from at sea,

45:32

I called a bookie. From

45:35

at sea, I called my bookie. And then I

45:37

called Mike August, who bookies this show, who books

45:39

this show. And I said, Mike, you

45:41

better get in on this. And he said, I

45:43

don't even know what you're talking about. I said, we're getting in

45:45

on this. I said, 10 grand.

45:48

Bang. Bang. And we didn't even

45:50

have the fight. I remember just pacing around

45:52

in a buffet. You won.

45:54

Colin. Yeah. Yeah. I

45:57

champed in on the cruise. Yeah, I

45:59

knew. But I it was

46:01

weird to me that they had

46:03

you guys even on that fight And I

46:05

was like I have no idea why that

46:08

why Vegas Vegas does sometimes even Sometimes

46:10

I see some there's not been any recent in that

46:13

I go like because sometimes I'm still the favorite. I'm

46:15

like why am I the favorite? I like it when

46:17

I'm the underdog so that way I get to like

46:19

right okay Let me show these guys what's up And

46:22

then I mean you know a lot of bet

46:24

on yourself in fights, and I know that and I never

46:27

have Other

46:31

people might have bettered you

46:33

know But I never have because I'm a

46:36

law-abiding citizen who follows the the pages tax

46:38

and pays my taxes amen Well

46:40

did to plus see fight were you said even

46:42

I think it was it was

46:44

going back and forth to when it got closer To

46:46

the fire go back and forth a little bit But

46:48

I can't look now that you know they again You're

46:51

only as good as your last fight is what people

46:53

like to remember so I look forward

46:55

to the next one I hope I'm the

46:57

underdog well You know I would say the

46:59

difference between boxing and MMA is when a

47:01

guy Who worked on

47:04

rhythm and speed like a guy like

47:06

Muhammad Ali started to lose his skills?

47:09

Then there's a decline and once a

47:11

guy like that starts losing then there's

47:13

gonna be more losses MMA

47:16

you can lose a thousand different ways You

47:18

don't have to there doesn't have to be

47:20

a decline you can just look down at

47:22

your foot slip on something Lose

47:25

focus for a millisecond and

47:27

get choked out yeah, so When

47:30

in a in a and that's what's exciting

47:32

about the UFC Which is you

47:34

know you have guys that are like you

47:36

know teeter or tees? You know I know 16

47:39

wins and 12 losses. He's going to the Hall

47:41

of Fame You know there's no other sport where

47:43

you go to the Hall of Fame with a

47:45

60% winning 62%

47:48

winning you know and not that you're in that

47:50

category But what I'm saying is is you

47:53

can lose a fight and not be on

47:55

the decline in? Boxing when

47:57

the guy would start losing it's been

48:00

That's when the decline was setting in. The Mayweather

48:02

effect, I think they called it, because people were

48:04

protecting their O. And I

48:06

was, again, I've seen it, and people, when

48:09

someone loses, they're like, oh, he's won O now, he's

48:11

done. Like, Canelo's still one of the biggest, if not

48:13

the biggest box on the planet, even though it had

48:15

that one loss to Mayweather, I don't

48:17

think it took away from him. I think it actually elevated

48:19

him, even to help the style, because he learned from the

48:22

head movement of Mayweather, like, I need to get some of

48:24

this in my game. So yeah, in MMA,

48:26

there's many ways to lose, but there's also many

48:28

ways to win. And sometimes, even if you lose, your

48:31

start goes up, because it was such a great fight.

48:33

Dana loves that, and he doesn't care about wins or

48:35

losses. If you're a great fighter, you put

48:38

your balls on the line, you fight with your heart. They

48:40

love that. So, and I think the crowd appreciates

48:43

it as well, and that's why a guy like

48:45

Tito or Chuck or whoever, their record never really,

48:48

sometimes their record doesn't really show how great a fighter is.

48:50

You can't really go off that, I

48:52

think people, I think people would be surprised

48:54

if they found out that Chuck Liddell had

48:56

11 losses, or whatever

48:58

the hell he has, you know? He's

49:01

a legend, you know? No, he is, but again, it

49:03

doesn't take away from who he was, because those

49:05

fights, whether he was winning or losing, even the

49:07

losses, there were still some of the greatest fights in

49:10

history. So yeah, but it's just the effect of

49:12

that, that Mayweather effect, because he, you know, 50

49:14

and 0, was it 50 and 0? Yeah. And

49:17

look, I think that's fading away a little bit,

49:19

because, you know, the generation now understand, like, we

49:21

just want to see great fights. You don't have

49:24

to be padding your records or

49:26

protecting yourself, because a lot of guys do that,

49:28

and I've seen it in MMA, boxing

49:30

and kickboxing. A lot of guys pad their records

49:32

up to try and stack it, and it looks

49:34

like it's, and then when they show up to

49:36

the UFC, you can see, oh, yeah, he's not

49:38

about this, he's not about this. Yeah,

49:40

yeah, and some

49:42

guys get protected. I mean,

49:44

it was depicted in Rocky

49:47

IV or something, when

49:49

Rocky III and Rocky IV, at some

49:51

point, Stallone's living the high life, got

49:53

his mansion, he's got his robot and

49:55

everything like that, and he's

49:58

like, you know, and then. Mickey,

50:00

the trainer's going, don't fight this guy, don't fight

50:02

him, and he's like, what are you talking about,

50:04

I'm the world champ, I've won the last 10

50:06

fights in a row, and he's like, those were

50:09

tomato cans, we set you up, you know what

50:11

I mean? Those were real fighters, and he's like,

50:13

what? And it's like, so, yeah, they. I've never

50:15

had those, I can say this,

50:18

all my fights I've ever had were

50:20

the toughest fights at the time. Yeah,

50:22

I don't know if you can really

50:25

do that in the UFC, and when

50:27

you're at a visible level. You

50:30

can't do it when you're visible, I mean,

50:32

you weren't as visible at the beginning, but

50:35

UFC seems tough to pad. Yeah, and also

50:37

at the highest level, even the top 10,

50:39

anyone in the top 10, anyone

50:42

can beat anyone else on any given night, so,

50:44

in the UFC at the highest level, it would

50:46

be really hard to do, and

50:49

the matchmakers, they don't like to, yeah, as

50:51

real as it gets, this isn't, you know,

50:54

no fugazi, if you will, so yeah, it's as real as it

50:56

gets. Who

50:58

you looking forward to, not for you, but

51:01

it's like John Jones got

51:03

one coming up with

51:05

Steep A that I don't think people are

51:07

that excited about, because it seems like Steep

51:10

A's a little old, and he's overmatched by

51:12

John Jones, so. And then you got the

51:14

Aspinall in the background, you know, shout out. That

51:16

was the fight I was looking forward to,

51:18

but then Dana is really hell-bent on the Steep

51:20

A fight, and I'm like, cool, get that done,

51:23

and then I guess the winner takes Aspinall,

51:25

if John Jones retires, what a

51:27

great career, but Aspinall's that guy. I

51:29

met him in July this year, big

51:32

dude. Yeah, thick, beast guy. I think with

51:34

the same height, oh, he's a little taller,

51:37

but also just thick, I was surprised how

51:39

thick he was, but also his speed. Yeah,

51:41

fast hands. So that can be heavyweight fight?

51:43

Heavyweight fight, he's the interim champion right now,

51:45

heavyweight, and John is the unified

51:47

champ, or undisputed champ, so yeah,

51:50

he's gonna fight Steep A, and then we'll

51:52

see what happens if he decides to keep

51:54

going or not, but who knows, man, that's

51:56

an interesting fight. Another one I wanna see

51:58

is Iliya versus Max. That's a crazy- There's

52:00

a good one this weekend with Pereira

52:03

and was it in Roundtree?

52:06

That's another fucking... All right, so

52:08

come on, bud. We got the expert. It's

52:10

just a prediction here. I got 10 grand.

52:12

Just a whole tank of my pocket. Exactly.

52:16

Okay, if... So let's talk Pereira, Roundtree. Roundtree. Who do

52:19

you think is going to win this fight? If I'm

52:21

straight away, if I'm going to like just

52:23

off the cuff, I'll go Pereira because

52:26

momentum right now. So I

52:28

just know... Roundtree

52:32

doesn't grapple. He likes to kick box. He's never

52:34

going for a takedown. And I'm like, if you're

52:36

going to do that with Pereira, there's one person

52:38

who... I'm

52:40

the only one who's ever even rocked him or

52:42

stood with him in the UFC. Everyone else, he's

52:45

washed. Roundtree I feel like will be able... If he can make

52:47

it dirty and catch him, he can

52:49

catch him. But it's so hard to do with

52:52

Pereira because Roundtree, his reach might not

52:54

be able to get to him. No. He

52:57

used his defense, his long reach and then

52:59

a check left hook. You lost Pereira. Yeah,

53:01

I lost him... I

53:04

can't remember the name of the show, but it was in Madison

53:06

Square Garden. And again, another one, I was

53:08

beating him up and he beat me at

53:10

the last bit, the fifth round. And

53:12

then that was when I was just like, fuck, I know I can beat this

53:14

guy. So again, I was like, Dana, let's

53:16

run it back. Because I was the champion and I had

53:18

the immediate rematch clause. So I said, let's run it back.

53:20

And then I got him. This

53:24

weekend, I'm going to go Pereira and

53:27

I'm going to go TKO or KEO.

53:31

I don't know what round, but I just

53:33

feel like it'd be hard for Roundtree to get. Yeah,

53:36

I'm thinking two or three. Two or three. Because

53:39

Roundtree will come with explosive motion and

53:41

there'll be a lot of Pereira running

53:43

back, I think. Yeah, shielding.

53:45

That leg kicks, leg kicks. Exactly. And he

53:48

might catch him as Roundtree comes in because

53:50

Roundtree is going to be attacking him. What

53:53

is a funny odd show or find what Roundtree is

53:55

going to be the underdog. He'll be the dog in

53:57

this one. But I won't count him

53:59

out because. and Chell reckons he's gonna win, and Chell

54:01

reckons he's gonna get, he's gonna wash Pereira. And

54:04

I'm like, wait, what does he know that we don't

54:06

know? It's definitely a possibility. Of course, this is fighting,

54:08

and I know he can, cause he can get in

54:11

there, put him against the fence and just fucking, but

54:13

again, to back Pereira up, I

54:17

did that in the last fight I did with him, cause I planned

54:19

on it, cause I was like, I'm gonna take him a step back

54:21

with this guy, I'm gonna push him back, and

54:23

then it's possible, but

54:25

with Roundtree, with his reach and his

54:27

attack, he would have to attack with

54:29

combos. It won't just be the

54:31

one, the two, it might be the third or fourth shot

54:34

that gets him, but we'll

54:36

see. Well, what I've seen on Roundtree

54:38

is that he can win really well

54:40

if he can run you around the

54:42

cage, but I think Pereira has enough

54:44

footwork and head movement and that

54:47

frame that he does to avoid

54:49

anything major, but man,

54:51

that's the reason they do the fight. Fighting,

54:53

fighting. Paper can't fight paper, so we gotta

54:55

fight. What's a good fight? And I think,

54:57

again, Pereira by round two

54:59

or three, but if

55:02

Roundtree does it, fucking ridiculous. Let's see, where

55:04

is he? Roundtree, oh well.

55:06

Pereira's minus 5.25. Yeah,

55:08

so, I mean, everybody thinks Pereira's are

55:10

gonna win then. So, I

55:13

mean, maybe it's a good time to go dog,

55:15

huh? Yeah, why not? Did you fight

55:17

Roundtree? No, no, Roundtree's at light heavyweight. Ah, I've

55:19

never fought him or sparred him, but he's a

55:21

good fighter, he's a dangerous guy. He's

55:23

a dangerous guy in the sense that when he

55:25

finishes people, he beats people like they

55:27

owe him money. Yeah, yeah. No, I

55:29

know that's what I'm saying. He runs you around the

55:31

cage and just pampering you. I know. Sucker

55:34

kicks, boom. I know. And he's

55:36

a violent guy, very explosive. He is,

55:38

he is. It's like, this guy, fucking.

55:42

He's that. Yeah, great gunpowder before the fight. I

55:44

know. Well, I got, it's gonna be a good

55:47

fight. Can't wait to watch it, but I'm still

55:49

gonna go Pereira with finish in the third, probably

55:51

a second, because you can only try and attack

55:53

him for so long, and those leg kicks. All

55:56

right, how about going down to lower

55:58

weights, max versus Toperia, like. I

56:00

thought about that one. I know that's gonna be

56:02

a crazy fight. That's a crazy fight cuz look

56:06

Ilya I knew he was

56:08

good But I didn't know he was how good

56:10

he was till he beat my boy Vulcan. I

56:12

was like shit. Yeah, actually to shock Oh, yeah,

56:14

cuz I was like the only way Vulcan loses

56:17

fight if Ilya gets him to the fence and

56:19

you know starts unloading But then

56:21

max he's a guy that has never been finished.

56:23

His last fight was only fight I've ever seen

56:25

him get rocked by Justin Gaethje and

56:28

these Hawaiians man. Yeah Yeah,

56:31

so this far I don't know

56:33

I don't have a prediction yet, but I'll

56:36

wait and see like that's what next month No this

56:38

month. No next month. It'll be next month. Yeah, so

56:41

I wait for that one. That'll be fun

56:43

I didn't read on John Jones like it

56:45

just his head and like what

56:48

kind of guy is I remember you had some static with

56:50

him to add a lot of static. Oh you did. Yeah,

56:52

we had static I find him

56:54

enigmatic and that I really don't know who

56:56

he is I can't tell if he's like

56:58

sometimes he does nice things and sometimes he

57:00

gets in trouble I'm not sure he knows

57:02

who he is That's the duality of human

57:05

beings cuz you just have to be smart

57:07

with the way you move cuz I'm no

57:09

angel myself But I'm just smart with the

57:11

way I move and I try and do

57:13

more good You know and

57:15

then I do bad stuff. What was the beef

57:17

with John Jones? Oh, you called me out and

57:19

we actually talked about it. It was it was

57:21

funny It was in Vegas randomly. He

57:23

was just next to me at a bar It was

57:25

almost like divine intervention and we're just like what

57:28

the fuck? Dapped up hug and

57:30

then we just sat down chopped it up and he

57:32

told me it was just cuz he always wanted to

57:34

fight Anderson silver within that fight went off

57:36

and he just thought I'll fight the next

57:39

You know level the next best thing and it was you

57:41

so that's why he called me out and we talked about

57:44

everything And then we had a

57:46

little play sparring match, you know in the lobby.

57:48

That was fun. Just and it was

57:50

good I'm a fan. I've always been a fan. But then when

57:52

he called me out then we had that static but not

57:54

I mean for me I'm just a fan of the game. Does

57:56

he walk around 30 pounds? heavier

58:00

than you? No, we're the same height,

58:02

I believe, but he's just thick, he's a strong

58:04

boy. A lot of leverage on him, but also

58:06

I think, just the way he approaches the game,

58:09

he's a really smart fighter. Like,

58:11

not just grit, tough will have that, but

58:13

he's a really smart fighter, yeah. Yeah,

58:16

he, I just, I

58:18

don't know, in a way I sort of feel bad

58:20

that his, I

58:24

don't, his talent isn't being squandered by

58:26

any stretch of the imagination, but there's

58:28

just something, it could be so much

58:30

better with him, right? There's something going

58:32

on and it just could be better.

58:34

Well, I see him as in fighting

58:36

or his life? His life, like, yeah,

58:38

I don't mean his fighting, you know,

58:40

he's a goat in the, in the

58:42

octagon, but I mean, like, in his life, like,

58:45

I just, I just feel like I should see

58:47

him more, he should be doing commentating stuff, like,

58:49

he should pop up places,

58:51

he should be in the octagon

58:53

a little more, I don't know, he's fought, I don't

58:55

know, twice in five years or something like that,

58:57

you know what I mean, just, I just feel

58:59

like, He could be doing more. He should be

59:02

more, yeah, is that me? I

59:04

mean, you're fighting, you're out there, you're on the

59:06

show. I'm gonna do as much as I can,

59:08

but I do it when I want to, like

59:10

this, just to promote the movie, to

59:12

do that, I have my YouTube as well,

59:14

which I used to promote myself and certain

59:17

things, but I don't like to do even,

59:19

like, some of the, the, and I made

59:21

journalists now, because they've watered that down so

59:23

much, man, so for me, I

59:25

call it, I heard it's called, Gotcha

59:27

journalism, they try and get click bait

59:30

headlines and stuff, so I really limit

59:32

myself to the interviews I do for MMA, and

59:34

that's why I have my YouTube channel, so that way I can

59:36

say things from the horse's mouth, but, I

59:39

mean, if he wants to, he could, you know, it's just

59:41

probably not his forte, if

59:43

you will. Would you guys, if you ever

59:45

fought, you'd be like heavyweight, right? Nah, he's

59:47

heavyweight, nah, if that would have happened. He's

59:49

never coming down? Nah, I think after this

59:51

fight, he said he's retiring as well. He

59:54

says he is, but who knows? Look,

59:56

they just have to go,

59:59

there's some money. Yeah, yeah, there's some more

1:00:01

and then the ass gonna fight cuz we know it's hard

1:00:03

this far. I think I will hit my steep a I'm

1:00:06

gonna go Jones if off

1:00:08

the cuff I would but again, I'm like, let me

1:00:10

see what steep a looks like Let me see how

1:00:12

you know his trainee is. I've already looked yet, but

1:00:14

he I think Jones can be heavy favorite. Yeah Let

1:00:19

me give you a plug Israel

1:00:21

you said your YouTube Apple first

1:00:23

off style bender name Available

1:00:26

as we speak on Apple TV

1:00:29

and on demand as well I saw the trailer

1:00:31

looks really good and thoughtful and then where else

1:00:33

do we want to send people? Just

1:00:36

a YouTube freestyle bender Twitter

1:00:40

style bender Instagram style bender what else that's

1:00:42

about it. Yeah, I'm everywhere though Oh, yeah,

1:00:44

well the show's got a lot of range

1:00:46

because Comedian Rob Schneider

1:00:49

Rob Schneider is gonna join us next which

1:00:51

is a lot of range Israel Thanks for

1:00:54

the yellow coming in. Yeah All

1:00:57

right, Israel, thank you for joining us

1:01:00

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Look, you have a 50% failure

1:02:45

in the biggest school district in

1:02:47

the nation, the LA Unified. We

1:02:49

have a 50% dropout. I never

1:02:52

backed down from this. These motherfuckers,

1:02:54

these people who surrounded them with

1:02:56

Plexiglas and said, we have to

1:02:58

protect them. And I'm telling you,

1:03:00

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1:03:02

in California is

1:03:04

evil, draconian, authoritarian,

1:03:07

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1:03:09

assholes screwed these kids up for life. And

1:03:12

somebody's got to pay a price for this shit. We

1:03:14

can't just scoot it under the rug as if it's

1:03:16

nothing. There needs to be, and hopefully when there is,

1:03:20

it'll never happen in California, but when

1:03:22

the Republicans take over in November, they're

1:03:24

going to have to have some congressional

1:03:27

investigations because these people, they want more

1:03:29

and more and more control. Once

1:03:32

government gets your liberties in any

1:03:34

form, they'll never give it back. Once they give them

1:03:36

their power, you never get it back. Now

1:03:38

for some new memorable moments, let's get

1:03:41

back to the Adam Carolla Show. Rob

1:03:43

Schneider joining us via Zoom. You can

1:03:46

do it. Speak your mind, America. See

1:03:48

what we started, Adam, by

1:03:50

being one of the few people during COVID

1:03:52

to stand up. You got people all riled

1:03:54

up like me. I

1:03:57

don't get why more

1:03:59

people would. weren't more riled up,

1:04:01

just about a lot of subjects,

1:04:03

COVID, one of them, I just,

1:04:07

it saddened me. You

1:04:09

know, it sort of reminded me of like one of

1:04:11

those 70s films

1:04:14

where a woman was getting raped in

1:04:16

the alley and you saw people come

1:04:18

to the window, look out, and

1:04:20

then just close the curtains and go

1:04:23

back inside and sit down. Like, I'm

1:04:25

like disappointed, you know? No, but you're

1:04:27

exactly right. You're not, you've

1:04:29

hit it under the square. I mean, literally

1:04:31

this photographer that I know, I'll

1:04:34

just say her name, Julie, she was

1:04:36

attacked jogging in California and people, she

1:04:38

literally was like pushing this guy, fighting

1:04:40

on people, were just walking by. That's

1:04:42

how disgusting it is. What you have

1:04:44

is, that's why, I mean, just

1:04:47

to jump right into it, you really have,

1:04:51

if you go back to the Stanley Milgram study in 1961, it

1:04:54

really kind of, it just says the

1:04:57

same thing about society and it's disgusting,

1:04:59

but 65%, Stanley

1:05:02

Milgram was a story about the psychological

1:05:04

story where he

1:05:07

had a guy sitting in a chair and

1:05:10

in another room, there's another guy, and

1:05:12

then you had this control button and you push

1:05:14

this thing, it supposedly would cause a shock into

1:05:16

the guy in the other glass booth. And it

1:05:18

was, and a guy in a white coat pretending

1:05:20

to be like a doctor was telling the guy,

1:05:22

okay, 10% more, 10% more. And

1:05:25

the guy in the actor in the room is going, ah! And

1:05:29

it didn't matter, the people, because of the person in

1:05:31

the white coat, they kept doing it. And

1:05:33

65% of people,

1:05:36

of the people who were told with

1:05:39

the white coat, kept doing it up to

1:05:41

the point of death and at point

1:05:43

of death. So, I mean, that's what

1:05:45

we're talking about. You're talking about a group of

1:05:48

zombies and then we can

1:05:50

talk about California voters who I've said

1:05:52

famously, if they were, California had a

1:05:54

choice of voting. If

1:05:57

they could vote for a bowl of shit that had a D next

1:05:59

to it, people in California. California would do it. They

1:06:03

just are this kind of, just

1:06:05

kind of beaten and brainwashed. Just

1:06:08

remember like when we had a chance to get rid of news

1:06:10

from in California? Yes. And they're like, okay,

1:06:12

we're going to get them. And then they do the, finally

1:06:14

get enough hundreds of thousands of

1:06:16

dollars, hundreds of thousands of signatures, hundreds of

1:06:18

thousands of dollars spent, you know, for California.

1:06:21

That's a big thing to try to get

1:06:23

rid of him. And then it's just like

1:06:25

what happens when they call the police during

1:06:27

a, you know, domestic, you know, corral. I'm

1:06:29

going to call the police. And then by

1:06:32

the time something happens between the, the

1:06:34

recall of Newsom and also the

1:06:36

domestic dispute when by

1:06:39

the phone call and then by the

1:06:41

time the police show up, but he loves me. Gavin

1:06:43

Newsom loves me. He's not

1:06:45

leave, leave my husband alone.

1:06:48

Yeah, I know. I agree.

1:06:50

And I find it, um,

1:06:53

I find it sad, saddening

1:06:55

and like disappointing and also

1:06:57

sort of confusing, you know,

1:07:00

how confusing. Well, it's like,

1:07:03

I live in Los Angeles. I've lived in

1:07:05

Los Angeles my entire life and I've seen

1:07:07

the decline of Los Angeles. You know, it's

1:07:09

a kind of a, you know,

1:07:12

if anyone ever goes on YouTube and

1:07:14

looks at film of cars driving through

1:07:16

Los Angeles, 1957, you know, you just

1:07:18

drive all the way down the sunset

1:07:20

strip and you see nothing but happy

1:07:22

people and there's no homeless and there's

1:07:24

no shopping carts and there's no garbage

1:07:26

and there's no graffiti. There's no anything.

1:07:28

It's just, it's just happy, friendly,

1:07:31

you know, happy people. And,

1:07:33

and again, and everything's pristine and

1:07:36

now it's become a hellscape. I mean, even

1:07:38

I tell people all

1:07:40

the time, PCH, I'm in Malibu, PCH

1:07:42

is just filled with all these old

1:07:44

RVs and there's like people scooters, people

1:07:47

abandoned and stuff. It's like, it's

1:07:49

junky now. So we

1:07:51

had a choice for a mayor,

1:07:53

like two years ago. One

1:07:56

of them was just a career politician named

1:07:58

Karen Bass. It was all mine. mobbed up

1:08:00

with the teachers unions and everything else and

1:08:02

just in the system. And

1:08:04

the other was an outsider

1:08:07

named Rick Caruso, who was

1:08:09

a commercial developer who'd built

1:08:12

all these great landmark malls

1:08:14

here. And really the only

1:08:16

bastion of clean, nice, safe

1:08:18

and orderly were these malls

1:08:20

that he built. They

1:08:23

resided in Los Angeles, but

1:08:25

there were little bastion of

1:08:28

cleanliness and safetyness

1:08:31

and godliness that didn't exist outside.

1:08:33

So somebody said, well, let's get

1:08:35

that guy, the guy

1:08:38

who does all these developments and

1:08:41

is so successful and creates

1:08:43

these little utopias, the Beverly

1:08:45

Center and the Glendale Mall,

1:08:48

all these things that go

1:08:50

clean, orderly, attractive,

1:08:52

safe. Let's do it. And

1:08:55

we all voted and said, nah, we

1:08:58

want the chickens from the system who's

1:09:00

not going to do anything and just

1:09:02

keeps blaming the homeless problem on income

1:09:04

inequality. And that's how we voted. So

1:09:07

we get what we deserve,

1:09:09

people. You get the government you

1:09:11

deserve. And

1:09:14

something else, when I really think, when is

1:09:16

the people in California going to realize that

1:09:19

these people who

1:09:21

you vote for and these people who they

1:09:23

hate you, they despise you, they want

1:09:25

you to live in squalor. They

1:09:30

have a gated community and they don't care.

1:09:32

It doesn't matter what happens outside of that.

1:09:34

It's like, well, for Oprah, it's like a

1:09:37

gated community within a gated community. And she's

1:09:39

got, and she just can fly over the

1:09:41

crap. I was looking at my

1:09:43

photographs from Calcutta and then I just happened to be

1:09:46

coming into L.A. and I'm telling you it

1:09:49

is Calcutta. It is. It

1:09:52

is. It is just absolutely, yeah,

1:09:54

certain spots are absolutely beautiful. And

1:09:56

then you just pretend you ignore it. And when somebody does

1:09:58

want to fix it, like, you know, They turned

1:10:00

him into a ghoul. Mayor

1:10:03

Giuliani was a hero for 9-11 and

1:10:07

what he did to turn around that city. And now,

1:10:09

of course, they just hate anyone who

1:10:13

wants to help the average person. I

1:10:15

can't come to any other conclusion than

1:10:17

that. Oh, man, I'm bummed now. Dr.

1:10:19

Drew tried to volunteer to be on

1:10:22

the homeless committee for the LA City

1:10:24

Council, and they voted

1:10:26

him off. Non-paying job. Nobody

1:10:29

else had any experience

1:10:31

in addiction. And

1:10:34

that was Drew's, obviously, he's an addiction

1:10:36

medicine specialist. And he said, none

1:10:38

of you people have any experience in addiction

1:10:40

medicine, but I do, and I'll volunteer to

1:10:43

be on the homeless commission

1:10:45

of City Council. And the

1:10:47

LA Times wrote a hit piece on him and

1:10:50

they voted him off. Because they

1:10:53

don't want the competition or

1:10:55

the competence in the competition. They don't even,

1:10:57

it's a cabal of people just getting paid

1:10:59

and never doing anything. The Screen Actors Guild,

1:11:02

I was elected official on the Screen Actors

1:11:04

Guild, which is a mistake, I was talked

1:11:06

into doing it. It was a complete utter

1:11:08

waste of time. Because none of these people,

1:11:10

really, I mean, there's like three or four

1:11:12

out of the whole, all

1:11:14

of the Screen Actors Guild

1:11:16

elected officials, maybe three or four, actually

1:11:19

you'd recognize and go, well, maybe I've seen

1:11:21

that person. But the rest,

1:11:23

are they just there and they're never

1:11:25

gonna be invited to the Academy Awards.

1:11:27

So their Academy Award or their whole

1:11:29

party is these stupid, meaningless

1:11:31

meetings. And I just went

1:11:33

against what they wanted to do. Because they,

1:11:36

I know what it's like to be a

1:11:38

working actor. And during all the COVID crap,

1:11:40

they just insisted on having you

1:11:42

couldn't show up or audition without getting all the shots.

1:11:44

I opposed all of it. And you know what they

1:11:46

did? They finally just kicked me off. I was

1:11:48

the only guy. They literally kicked me off. They were

1:11:50

able to figure out a way to get rid of

1:11:53

me. And they did. And

1:11:55

it's like, so anyone who wants to help the system, and

1:11:57

I wasn't getting paid for that. It was all volunteer. Anybody

1:12:00

who wants to actually help the system or have

1:12:02

ideas, they don't want the system fixed. It

1:12:05

works. I mean, the homeless, there are people that

1:12:07

are getting money. There are organizations that are getting

1:12:09

billions of, you know, the billions of dollars are

1:12:12

going into this thing. And they don't want to

1:12:14

fix it, because why? Because you're getting money. Why

1:12:16

would you want to do that? Well,

1:12:18

I mean, the guy who picks up garbage at

1:12:21

the park needs there to be garbage at the

1:12:23

park, otherwise he's out of a gig. And

1:12:25

I don't know, we wasted like $24 billion

1:12:29

on homelessness and no one knows where it

1:12:31

went. Well, it went somewhere. Like somebody got

1:12:33

paid. You don't just lose $24

1:12:35

billion. You waste it,

1:12:37

but you don't lose it. Yeah,

1:12:40

the editorial on Dr. Drew from

1:12:42

The Times reads, Dr. Drew is

1:12:44

the wrong choice for LA's homeless

1:12:46

authority. And that was from about

1:12:49

three and a half years ago. How

1:12:51

are you all getting fired from non-paying jobs?

1:12:53

Gee, I know. God

1:12:56

forbid an actual doctor who's dealt with addiction

1:12:58

and they deal with people who have addiction

1:13:00

problems. He and him and I, it's in

1:13:02

the book, there's a nice chapter about him

1:13:04

and I in the book about, you

1:13:06

can do it, speak your mind, America, where we

1:13:09

both in March had a conversation. And

1:13:11

I'm a medical nerd, I'm not a

1:13:13

doctor, but my family is in medicine and we

1:13:15

have, because I'm part Filipino, so of course they

1:13:17

have to be. And so I was

1:13:19

talking to my, you know, they

1:13:21

have four hospitals, the Lapids in New Jersey, and

1:13:24

we were discussing and it

1:13:26

just seemed like they wouldn't

1:13:29

go public about it, but they said this doesn't seem

1:13:31

to be any worse than the regular

1:13:34

flu. And then they said, but

1:13:36

don't quote me. And then I was talking to Dr. Drew in

1:13:38

March of 2020 about like, well,

1:13:40

this, right before they shut down

1:13:42

the world, this doesn't seem, we need

1:13:45

to talk about this and we need to talk

1:13:47

about the ramifications of

1:13:49

shutting down society and

1:13:51

shutting down schools because, you know, the

1:13:53

African Americans, it took decades for them

1:13:55

to catch up to other

1:13:58

states. And finally,

1:14:01

after decades of hard work, they had become

1:14:03

a parody. And then so, you know,

1:14:05

it's always the poor kids that are going to get hit

1:14:07

the worst. And sure enough, that's happened.

1:14:09

It's fallen off a cliff. IQ points have dropped.

1:14:13

It's been an unmitigated disaster.

1:14:15

And you look at the a-hole governor

1:14:17

of California, and there's no, you know,

1:14:19

nobody pays a price for that.

1:14:22

There's no plan for these kids. You know, 50

1:14:25

percent of them were dropping out at the L.A.

1:14:27

Unified before. I don't.

1:14:29

Yeah, I mean, I I argued with

1:14:31

the L.A. Unified School District. I

1:14:34

argued with news. I argued with everybody about

1:14:37

everything. But

1:14:40

I mean, you know, they

1:14:42

were doing battle with me on

1:14:44

Twitter and I was just telling

1:14:46

them, if you're not going back

1:14:48

to work, you're a coward at

1:14:50

this point. If you are cowards,

1:14:52

you people are or you're you're

1:14:54

either a coward or you're just on the grift.

1:14:57

What are we talking about? Essential workers.

1:14:59

What could be more essential than schoolteachers?

1:15:01

And by the way, you guys tout

1:15:04

yourself as heroes every 10 seconds.

1:15:06

But you're too big a pussy to go back

1:15:08

and do your fucking job. Who's the

1:15:11

fucking guy? The school unions,

1:15:13

my family had given millions of dollars

1:15:15

for school teachers, for paying teachers in

1:15:18

the Laguna Solata School District up in

1:15:20

Northern California. My mom

1:15:22

would be ashamed of the teachers

1:15:25

union and the cowardice, the abject

1:15:27

cowardice. And that Randy woman who

1:15:29

is such a the

1:15:31

biggest a-hole you can imagine. Winegarden. Winegarden.

1:15:35

And without, you know, could give

1:15:37

two shits about like children. I mean, they

1:15:40

really it's a disgusting. That's why we have

1:15:42

to, you know, hopefully if Trump gets in,

1:15:44

I'm very hopeful that they'll just shut down

1:15:46

the Department of Education. We

1:15:49

need to keep it in the States. The

1:15:51

States need to decide. Not not those ghouls

1:15:53

in Washington deciding anything. So this

1:15:56

is a book on politics. It's

1:15:58

a book on free speech. about comedians

1:16:00

and talk about like what you know the

1:16:02

old comedians what they put up with what

1:16:04

how they murdered Lenny Bruce by

1:16:07

going after him and just drove him into a grave.

1:16:10

It's about what happened during COVID. It's

1:16:12

about why, you know, horror

1:16:15

films, like people will go see a horror

1:16:17

film and nobody's gonna say, well, that's too

1:16:20

scary. That I didn't agree to be

1:16:22

scared in those different ways. You know, but

1:16:24

if somebody sees a comedy show without

1:16:26

visuals at all, people feel no problem

1:16:28

complaining about that, you know, especially, you

1:16:30

know, during the COVID and during this whole

1:16:32

cancel culture stuff. So there's a good, there's

1:16:34

good chunks in there. I think that Adam,

1:16:36

you might have a good laugh on that.

1:16:38

I know I will. I, you know, I

1:16:41

think the difference is, and Dawson,

1:16:43

you might be able to find some

1:16:45

exchanges with me in the school district

1:16:47

on Twitter, which Rob will

1:16:49

probably enjoy. We've, we've

1:16:52

talked about before. The

1:16:54

difference is that when I was young, I didn't

1:16:57

know I got a vote. I didn't think I got

1:16:59

a vote. I don't mean to vote on an election.

1:17:01

I just mean, if I'm sitting in a comedy club

1:17:03

and someone started talking about something I disagreed with, I

1:17:06

didn't think I had the right to say anything. I

1:17:08

didn't think I had the right to coach up any

1:17:10

adults or tell them about my feelings or what they

1:17:13

said. I didn't, I

1:17:15

was along for the ride. I was just a peon

1:17:18

kid who knew nothing. And these guys were professional,

1:17:20

these guys professional comedians holding the microphone, sit down

1:17:22

and shut up. You don't get a vote. You

1:17:24

don't get to raise your hand and talk to

1:17:27

him and tell, tell him what you think. I

1:17:30

wouldn't have done it, you know, on an airplane and

1:17:32

I wouldn't have done it in a comedy club and

1:17:34

I wouldn't have done it anywhere. So you're the boss.

1:17:36

I'm along for the ride. Now

1:17:38

everyone stands up and

1:17:40

needs their voices heard, you know,

1:17:43

and every single time there's a

1:17:45

speech, especially if it's Kamala

1:17:47

Harris, it's always stand up, have your voice

1:17:49

heard. Well, if all you bitches are standing

1:17:51

and talking at once and I'm not going

1:17:53

to understand anything you're fucking saying, but I

1:17:55

feel like everyone is standing up having their

1:17:57

voice heard, but they have nothing to say.

1:18:01

You know, some guy yelled at me at a club

1:18:03

last month and it went viral. And

1:18:07

it was just people's idea

1:18:09

of free speech. They

1:18:11

don't even even I mean, even, you

1:18:13

know, Tim Waltz, the tampon Tim Waltz

1:18:15

and Kamala Harris, they don't really understand

1:18:18

the principle and

1:18:20

that it is our first amendment. They

1:18:22

really don't. They're not fans. Yeah. And

1:18:26

then his thing is, hey, man,

1:18:28

just mind your own business. Like

1:18:31

his rallying call is mind your

1:18:33

own business, which is

1:18:36

what I'm asking you guys. I'm saying

1:18:38

government mind your own business. I'll decide

1:18:40

whether I need to wear a mask

1:18:42

outside or not. That'll be

1:18:44

my business, Tim. This guy's

1:18:46

setting up hotlines so neighbors can

1:18:49

rat out other neighbors during COVID.

1:18:52

But his battle cries mind your own

1:18:54

business. That

1:18:56

seems a little disingenuous. It's

1:18:59

like the free speech. They say, no, we got

1:19:01

to watch this, you know, this

1:19:03

information, malinformation, disinformation. Well, it seems to

1:19:05

be like this information seems to be

1:19:08

something that's wrong or, or, or, you

1:19:10

know, that is off, you know, and

1:19:12

then there's this misinformation is maybe a

1:19:14

direct lie and malinformation is just any

1:19:17

anything that the government may be true,

1:19:19

maybe true, but the government doesn't like

1:19:21

to hear it. They don't want

1:19:23

the truth. They anyone who wants to

1:19:25

censor you is scared of the truth. I

1:19:28

mean, if it's if otherwise come up with

1:19:30

a better idea. And so when they call

1:19:32

it a privilege, like Kamala Harris calls it

1:19:34

a, you know, it's a privilege. I

1:19:36

mean, that's just it's just incorrect. She is

1:19:38

in error. It is a, you

1:19:40

know, the speech free speech isn't the speech

1:19:43

you like, you know, it's it's all speech.

1:19:45

It's the speech you loathe. The stuff you

1:19:47

like doesn't need any protection because no one's

1:19:49

going to be against the nice stuff. It's

1:19:52

just stuff you don't want to hear. But if you don't,

1:19:54

you have to have all of it or none of it.

1:19:56

Otherwise, it's not going to be a chance for us to,

1:19:58

you know, for innovate, a chance to question government. You

1:22:00

know, Tail Hook started

1:22:02

as a couple of fighter jocks

1:22:05

from the Navy, Tail Hookers, the

1:22:08

guys who land on aircraft carriers,

1:22:10

like hanging around in Ensenada, drinking

1:22:12

some beers, and eventually turned into

1:22:14

debauchery in Las Vegas, and had

1:22:16

to be closed down with prostitutes

1:22:19

being flown in from all over

1:22:21

the world. It's like everything turns

1:22:24

into a racket. It

1:22:27

starts off with their heart in the right

1:22:29

place. You know what I mean? Like, hey,

1:22:31

we need a union because

1:22:34

these people are being under compensated

1:22:36

and they're dangerous conditions and blah,

1:22:38

blah, blah. That's how it starts

1:22:40

off, and then eventually becomes

1:22:43

a bloated bureaucracy where

1:22:45

there's more people working

1:22:48

in administration than there are actual

1:22:50

teachers at this point. It

1:22:53

always goes that way. And then, starting with

1:22:55

the homeless, any time that you have a

1:22:57

system in place and humans are in charge

1:23:00

of it, it looks like, to me, with

1:23:02

my unstudied eye, that people

1:23:04

exploited. Right, and it's really what's going

1:23:06

on with the government now. It's just

1:23:08

getting bigger and more bloated and more

1:23:11

unwieldy and less about the people and

1:23:13

more about the jobs, and

1:23:15

we need another DEI coach and

1:23:18

instructor and whatever. Shake the etch-a-sketch.

1:23:20

I'm saying, Start over. I

1:23:22

want a smaller government. That's just me. And then

1:23:24

their thing is like, we need to raise taxes

1:23:27

so we can pay for all this. And I'm

1:23:29

saying, well, there's another way to pay for it.

1:23:31

A lot of it. Get rid of

1:23:33

two thirds of it. I had

1:23:35

to replace somebody on a film for a streaming

1:23:37

service. This is a little while back. And

1:23:42

I said, fine, I'll do it. And I

1:23:44

went in and apparently there was

1:23:46

somebody who exposed themselves or

1:23:48

something like this. And then I

1:23:51

had to do this training. I

1:23:56

had to listen to it and then I had to do it and I had to

1:23:58

sign stuff and I had to go through. And it's like, by

1:26:00

an ex-alcoholic about the dangers if I've never

1:26:02

got a DUI. Why do I

1:26:04

have to do this? And they're like, you have to do

1:26:07

it. And I said, I'm not doing

1:26:09

it. And they said, well, then we're not doing

1:26:11

the whatever. And I was like, I don't give

1:26:13

a fuck. Then don't shoot the pilot. I'm not

1:26:15

doing it. I'm not doing it. And they had

1:26:17

their big mandatory meeting with all the whatever. Now

1:26:20

we could solve all of this if everyone, if

1:26:23

everyone said, fuck you, we're not doing this meeting.

1:26:25

I'm not showing up. If everyone did it, if

1:26:28

Gavin knew some close to beaches and everyone said,

1:26:30

it's a beach day and everyone headed to the

1:26:32

beach, then there's not a fucking thing they could

1:26:34

do about. But I said, I'm not doing it.

1:26:36

And I'm out. And the following

1:26:39

day I showed up to the office and

1:26:41

like walked into the writer's room and no one

1:26:43

was in there, but one woman. And they like

1:26:45

closed the door behind me. And they're like, this

1:26:47

is the DEI woman. You have to sit here

1:26:49

for 12. I was like, I'm not doing it.

1:26:51

She just started talking. She literally had to rub me while

1:26:55

I yelled the Ali Ali Oxen free. And then she

1:26:57

just left and they went, okay, we did the meeting.

1:27:00

And I'm like, you didn't do a meeting. I

1:27:03

was trapped into this. And you

1:27:05

got nothing from this, but you can't check

1:27:07

a box. Someone's done now.

1:27:09

Well, compliance. Compliance. You can't comply

1:27:11

your way out of tyranny. That's

1:27:13

true. I just read that. I

1:27:15

love it. Yeah, you know, the

1:27:18

thing about the same thing with girls sports, thankfully,

1:27:20

this girls, I forget which team it was this

1:27:22

week, said bullshit on

1:27:24

this thing. I like last week and said,

1:27:26

we're not competing against the guy, a volleyball

1:27:29

team at a university. We're not doing it.

1:27:31

So we're, none of us are playing. And

1:27:33

then they, that's what all the girls have to do.

1:27:35

And I know that potentially, you know, cause I told

1:27:38

my wife that and she said like, well, you know,

1:27:40

these girls, they don't want to do it, but they're

1:27:42

also worried about losing their scholarships and this and that.

1:27:44

Well, they all have to do it. And the parents

1:27:47

say, screw this. And that's the only

1:27:49

way this bullshit ends because it's just,

1:27:51

you know, it's just craziness. And the

1:27:53

only way to deal with crazy, to

1:27:55

stop playing a stupid, crazy game is

1:27:57

to stop playing the stupid, crazy game.

1:32:00

the people that will do it again. Because

1:32:02

the thing about slavery is this. The best

1:32:04

slaves are the ones who don't even realize

1:32:06

they're slaves and will fight for their own

1:32:08

enslavement. And that's kind of what you saw.

1:32:10

I mean, you really did. And

1:32:12

we're seeing, you know, with this election, we're

1:32:15

kind of seeing a repeat of it. And there are

1:32:17

people who are really, really smart, but their brain kind

1:32:19

of turns off. And what I describe in the, for

1:32:21

this Trump Derangement Syndrome, and I talk about it in

1:32:23

the book, You Can Do It, Speak Your Mind, America,

1:32:26

I say, you know how there's like, now

1:32:28

when people get like in football, you

1:32:31

know, before somebody got a dinger, they went into the locker

1:32:33

room or whatever, or they just didn't care. They sat them

1:32:35

and they put them back out there because they don't really

1:32:37

give a shit. So now what we

1:32:39

do because, you know, because the publicity is out

1:32:41

there and stuff and- You know about concussed. Concussed.

1:32:44

Yeah, as I played football for a million years,

1:32:46

a guy would go, first off, they go, he

1:32:48

got a spell wrong. Which they

1:32:51

didn't say concussions. This guy got a spell

1:32:53

wrong. And then you'd see a guy who

1:32:55

got concussed and they'd go, he's walking

1:32:58

to the wrong huddle. And they'd start

1:33:00

laughing. He doesn't know. Yeah,

1:33:02

he's on Queer Street. He doesn't know

1:33:04

where he is. He went to the

1:33:07

wrong, get back here. And they'd start

1:33:09

laughing. Yeah. It's like a Bugs Bunny

1:33:11

cartoon. I know, but so then what

1:33:13

happens now, they take him and it looks official. They

1:33:15

take him in the blue tent as if something amazing's

1:33:17

happening in the blue tent and they get it. And

1:33:19

it's just a chair in there. And then they look

1:33:21

at the guy, but it's a blue tent so they're

1:33:23

not doing it in front of anybody. So what happens

1:33:25

with Trump Derangement Syndrome, it's the same

1:33:27

thing. Basically these liberals, they kind of lose their mind thinking about

1:33:29

Trump and blah, blah, blah. They have to

1:33:32

go in the liberal blue tent. They

1:33:34

can't get it for a little while. So like I was

1:33:36

talking to my entertainment attorney. I'll just say his first name,

1:33:38

Eric. And I said, Eric, and he called me up and

1:33:40

he said, I got to tell you, five years ago, I

1:33:43

thought you were nuts with this whole Trump thing and all

1:33:45

this stuff. But I can't believe what they're trying to teach

1:33:47

my kids here and my kid in fifth grade. It's just

1:33:49

like, it's crazy the stuff I bring it back. And I

1:33:51

said, and this is private school. And I said, yeah. And

1:33:54

he said, yeah, are you still gonna vote for, are

1:33:57

you still gonna vote for the Democrats? or

1:34:00

you're not gonna vote for Trump, he says, well, I know, I just can't go

1:34:02

there. And I said, but how about the

1:34:04

20 million, between 11 and 20 million people

1:34:06

coming in and then you see the Venezuelan

1:34:08

gangs, you see that happening and then all

1:34:11

the murders and stuff that ICE just released,

1:34:13

the statistics, and he said, yeah, that's not

1:34:15

good, you know what I mean? And I

1:34:17

said, what about the censorship and the fact

1:34:19

that the Biden-Harris administration worked with tech companies

1:34:21

behind the scenes to violate First Amendment's right?

1:34:24

You know, are you for censorship? No, I'm

1:34:26

not for that either. He said, well, then

1:34:28

why would you vote? He said, well, I just

1:34:30

can't go there with Trump. He's like,

1:34:32

what? Yeah, well, we're getting into

1:34:34

chick-think, which is what's been going

1:34:37

on, and everyone is on

1:34:39

some sort of emotional roller

1:34:41

coaster. It's, I

1:34:44

don't like that guy downside

1:34:47

versus I'd like to get a beer with that

1:34:49

guy. Well, you're never gonna meet either

1:34:51

one of these guys, but you are- You're not gonna

1:34:53

come over to your house for dinner either? No, one's

1:34:55

drinking a beer. I'd like to have a beer with

1:34:57

Obama. He seems like a cool dude. I know, except

1:34:59

for you're not, you'll be tackled if you get anywhere

1:35:01

between seven feet of him, all right? So Jay-Z may

1:35:04

have a beer with him, but you're not having a

1:35:06

beer with him. So with that in

1:35:08

mind, vote for the person whose policies

1:35:10

will affect you. The beer you're never

1:35:12

gonna have and whatever

1:35:14

it is you don't like about them,

1:35:17

whether something you like about them

1:35:19

or something you dislike about them, it's

1:35:21

never gonna affect your world, but their

1:35:24

policies may. Their policies may, I would

1:35:26

say, and I said, you do realize

1:35:28

100,000 more troops are going to

1:35:30

the Middle East. I said, you do realize

1:35:32

that this Secretary Blinken has

1:35:37

approved missiles that the Ukrainians can

1:35:39

fire deep into Russia. You

1:35:41

do, you know, that this could start World War III. You

1:35:44

do care about that, right? Yeah, I don't want that, but

1:35:46

I'm still Trump. I just don't feel- And

1:35:48

I tell people this. It's

1:35:51

pretty simple. Do you

1:35:53

hate Donald J. Trump

1:35:56

more than you love your country? I

1:35:58

mean, do you hate Donald- Trump

1:36:01

more than you're

1:36:03

worried about World War III? You

1:36:06

know, you're not worried. Well, let's

1:36:08

sort of argue with those people

1:36:10

is the answer is yes, except

1:36:12

for they qualify it so

1:36:15

strongly that it gets them into a

1:36:17

different mind space. But yes, the

1:36:19

people, you can disapprove

1:36:22

of Trump or not like Trump,

1:36:24

but if the people that have

1:36:26

Trump derangement syndrome are always narcissists,

1:36:28

it's always something they see in

1:36:30

him that reminds them of something

1:36:32

in them. It's a narcissism that

1:36:35

always comes to the fore. Rob,

1:36:38

hang with us. We'll take a quick break and

1:36:40

we'll come back and do a little news. Is

1:36:42

that okay? Yeah. All right. The

1:36:44

great Rob Schneider there. You can do it.

1:36:46

It's the book. It's out as we speak.

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1:39:26

Not a Jew. Rob Schneider is

1:39:28

hanging with us via Zoom and

1:39:30

Mayhem Miller's got some news. Got some

1:39:32

news. I'm going to reign, Eric Adams

1:39:35

says, as he

1:39:37

won't resign at Sunday church stop. I'm

1:39:40

not going to resign. I'm going to

1:39:42

reign, Adams said Sunday during a visit

1:39:44

to Emmanuel Presbyterian Reformed Church. Oh,

1:39:47

is that that? I saw a picture of that. I

1:39:49

love when they say that. Yeah, and you got to

1:39:51

go to the. Lord.

1:40:00

You go to the Lord, man.

1:40:02

And that's going to help you.

1:40:05

I love it. I love a nice swing by the church.

1:40:07

Well, why are they going after him? Because he didn't do

1:40:09

anything different than what Biden's son

1:40:12

did. You know what he did do different,

1:40:14

though? Biden's son, the difference was Biden's son

1:40:17

being that he made money from some

1:40:19

overseas, blah, blah, blah overseas company. And

1:40:22

then apparently $10 million came

1:40:24

in from Turkey. They don't

1:40:27

like Turkey. The U.S.

1:40:29

department. And so, but he also, he

1:40:31

also, he was also a year ago,

1:40:33

coincidentally, before this indictment, he

1:40:35

was complaining and saying, listen, I can't spend as

1:40:37

much money on these immigrants that are

1:40:39

coming in as I'm spending on the

1:40:42

police department. Five billion dollars is 10,000

1:40:44

a month. And I think that's what

1:40:46

it was. They said, you know what? You're

1:40:48

not allowed to talk. You can't even question

1:40:50

any of this stuff. So that's why they

1:40:52

think they dumped him. Yeah, the theory is

1:40:54

he got a little too noisy about the

1:40:56

immigrant problem. And so they're like, well, OK,

1:40:58

we got to get you out of here and get someone in here.

1:41:01

So noisy about it. Because

1:41:03

whatever he's doing is what everyone

1:41:06

else does on the regular anyway.

1:41:08

And certainly to bring up Rob's

1:41:10

point, I mean, Hunter

1:41:12

Biden is just hammering checks from Ukraine

1:41:14

and China and Russia. He's doing all

1:41:16

the stuff they never stop complaining about.

1:41:18

So he's doing it. And then here's

1:41:21

my question with journalism. There

1:41:24

is a document and the

1:41:27

document basically just says, look,

1:41:30

Hunter gets this much and

1:41:32

his business partner gets that much. And as

1:41:34

Tony Bob Alinsky, the other guy gets this

1:41:36

much. And then there's 10 percent for

1:41:38

the big guy. And by

1:41:40

the way, it says 10 percent for the

1:41:42

big guy. And it's it's on Hunter's ledger.

1:41:45

It's like, Hunter, you're in charge of the

1:41:47

big guy. He got a

1:41:49

year in charge of the big guy's

1:41:51

beak wedding. He gets 10 percent now.

1:41:53

So here's a question on

1:41:56

this document. It has everyone's full

1:41:58

name. their middle initial,

1:42:00

why don't they use the name of the big

1:42:02

guy? If the big guy was a businessman

1:42:06

from Orange County, California, then why

1:42:08

doesn't it just say Roy Schmeckenberger

1:42:10

on there? Why does everyone else

1:42:12

have their full name? It's not,

1:42:14

this isn't Reservoir Dogs where like

1:42:16

you're Mr. Pink and you're Mr.

1:42:18

Black and you're Mr. Orange and

1:42:20

you're Mr. Blonde. No, everyone's

1:42:22

name is on a document that's the

1:42:24

same as on their driver's license. So

1:42:27

then who's the big guy and then

1:42:29

why is Hunter in charge of the big guy?

1:42:32

Yeah. What was that his business? I

1:42:34

know you can find that doc somewhere

1:42:36

and then is there any journalists who

1:42:38

has any questions about who

1:42:40

the big guy is and what

1:42:42

if the big guy was

1:42:44

Rob Schmeckleman from Orange

1:42:46

County? Why didn't he come

1:42:48

forward? Why doesn't anyone else on the

1:42:50

list go, oh the big guy? Oh,

1:42:53

that guy Schmeckleman from OC. He just

1:42:55

didn't want his name on there because

1:42:58

he's getting divorced. Yeah. Like why doesn't

1:43:00

anyone tell us who this is? Like

1:43:02

when they sit down with Hunter Biden,

1:43:04

why don't they go, who's the big guy?

1:43:06

Why is there a spot

1:43:09

for the big guy? And why are

1:43:11

you in charge of paying the big

1:43:13

guy? Yeah. Well, because even the conservative

1:43:15

Wall Street Journal doesn't want

1:43:17

to know that. It's like you can't, they'll

1:43:20

go after like- No journalist has ever

1:43:22

inquired as to who the big guy

1:43:24

may be. Yeah. But then

1:43:27

I slammed us. Like, like I was

1:43:29

just with the, with the rescue, the

1:43:31

Republic with, you know,

1:43:34

Robert Kennedy and Tulsi Gabbard and

1:43:38

Weinstein and Brett Weinstein. And it was

1:43:40

a really good group and Russell Brand

1:43:42

and we, it was really good group.

1:43:45

And you know how they did the,

1:43:47

the, we're talking about getting kids healthy,

1:43:49

make America healthy. And talking about the,

1:43:51

all the 54% of

1:43:54

kids now have chronic illnesses that are unheard of when

1:43:56

you and I were a kid. And like, of course

1:43:58

it's never in the newspapers. They could. give two shits about

1:44:00

it, they don't care about kids. And we're

1:44:02

just trying to like, we don't want World

1:44:04

War III in this way. And I think

1:44:07

the Wall Street Journal today described it as

1:44:09

like a bunch of weirdos. Right.

1:44:11

Now, if I have to hear that about

1:44:14

Kennedy ever again, you know, the good guy's

1:44:16

weird, what's wrong with him? He's got a

1:44:18

whale's head. And

1:44:20

one of the most thoughtful, interesting guys, very

1:44:23

learned, I've sat in

1:44:25

the backyard and receded and heard

1:44:28

him go on for an hour,

1:44:30

uninterrupted facts and data, no cue

1:44:32

cards, no teleprompter, you know, right

1:44:34

on his feet. No, he's brilliant.

1:44:36

He's a brilliant guy. He's a

1:44:38

thoughtful guy. And he's talking about

1:44:40

childhood disease and diet and things

1:44:43

we should have been talking about

1:44:45

all through COVID. We could have had that dialogue.

1:44:47

We could have had that conversation. And

1:44:50

these guys have to turn those

1:44:52

guys into some sort of Looney

1:44:54

Tunes guy who jumped the wall at the

1:44:57

insane asylum so that we don't have to

1:44:59

listen to him, so that we don't have

1:45:01

to implement any of these changes. Like

1:45:04

that's the part about this era that's really

1:45:06

insane to me. Like, look, you

1:45:08

think, you know, Rob Schneider's nuts.

1:45:10

You think Adam Caroll's nuts. You think

1:45:13

RFK's nuts. You think Tulsi Gaver's nuts.

1:45:15

You think Tucker Carlson is nuts.

1:45:17

You think Trump is nuts. Can

1:45:19

we just at least admit that these people,

1:45:22

half the doctors from the Great

1:45:24

Barrington Declaration on COVID, they're

1:45:26

not nuts. They're

1:45:28

something other than you, but

1:45:31

that doesn't make them nuts. They're

1:45:33

articulate, smart, trained

1:45:36

people who have informed opinions.

1:45:38

Dr. Drew's not nuts because

1:45:41

you disagree with him. Like

1:45:43

this is the new world order. Like this

1:45:45

guy's a Elon Musk is not, he's a

1:45:47

fucking genius. That's what he is.

1:45:50

Who's 10 times smarter than you are. He's

1:45:52

not nuts. He may do things you

1:45:54

don't like, and he may

1:45:56

do things, he may shed light on things you

1:45:58

don't like. But that doesn't

1:46:00

make these guys nuts. They're amongst the smartest

1:46:03

people I've ever met. That's what happens. That's

1:46:05

what's happening. Like, you know, if you dare

1:46:07

go against any part of the liberal, liberal

1:46:09

intelligence, they just, they try to slam you.

1:46:11

Like they, you know, they've gone after me.

1:46:13

And especially when I was supporting Robert Kennedy

1:46:16

in the last year, it's that they would

1:46:18

just hit peace and hit peace. And then

1:46:20

what they try to do, you know, and

1:46:22

then Robert Kennedy, Trump, they had seven lawsuits

1:46:25

against Trump, the law fair, nine

1:46:27

against Robert Kennedy, nine to

1:46:30

make sure that he couldn't qualify in North Carolina,

1:46:32

couldn't qualify in Pennsylvania. And finally, they just, and

1:46:34

in New York, and in New York, and finally,

1:46:36

he just had to throw up the towel and

1:46:38

say, there's just no way to really do this.

1:46:40

They run out the clock on him. And it's

1:46:43

George Soros and they just throwing money at it.

1:46:45

Cause they don't want democracy. They don't want you

1:46:47

to have a choice. If they wanted you to

1:46:49

have a choice, they would have let Bernie in

1:46:51

2016. But the

1:46:53

Democratic National Committee says, no, we already

1:46:55

picked Hillary. Sorry that you guys want

1:46:57

to pick Bernie, but we're not doing

1:46:59

that. And that's been exposed as a fact. And

1:47:01

then 2020, you know, we're gonna know you're gonna pick

1:47:03

Biden. We're gonna have everybody drop out and we're all

1:47:06

gonna get behind him. And so you don't have a

1:47:08

choice. The Democratic voters didn't have a choice in 2020.

1:47:10

They don't have a choice this time. 14 million

1:47:13

voted for Biden. And they said, no, no, no,

1:47:15

we're just anoint Kamala. Because they

1:47:17

couldn't get out of it. Because it's like, can you

1:47:19

imagine if they didn't pick Kamala, a racist,

1:47:23

a woman that would have been, they couldn't.

1:47:25

So they go, they didn't want to believe

1:47:27

me. I'm sure they had meetings going, is

1:47:29

there anybody else that's at all, but look too

1:47:31

bad? So humans are the problem. We have the

1:47:34

screenshot. It's James Giller. Email

1:47:38

to Bob Olinsky, then I'll

1:47:40

see who the big guy is. And

1:47:43

I think Hunter.

1:47:47

So 20% to H and then 20% to RW and

1:47:52

20% to Tony Bob Olinsky, TB, 10% gym. And

1:47:59

then 10% to Tony Bob Olinsky, TB, held by

1:48:02

age, who's Hunter, held by age for

1:48:04

the big guy? Question

1:48:07

mark. And they used everyone's initials,

1:48:10

sorry. But I think people could figure

1:48:12

out who Tony Bobolinsky was because of

1:48:14

the TV, unless

1:48:16

they have tuberculosis, was

1:48:18

right in the title. So H, Hunter,

1:48:21

is to hold 10% for

1:48:23

the big guy. Why's Hunter, why's

1:48:25

the junkie in charge of holding

1:48:27

money for the big guy? Well,

1:48:30

because he's not afraid to hoop it. All right, Los

1:48:32

Angeles Times, who's the big guy? Don't

1:48:34

you want to know journalists? Yeah, well,

1:48:36

I don't understand how they don't know.

1:48:38

Nobody? Mm-hmm. Okay, well, I

1:48:40

guess we'll never know because no one wants

1:48:43

to know the big guys. It seems a

1:48:45

little fishy that Hunter's in charge of the

1:48:47

big guy. I mean, that's why

1:48:49

the Democrats are so, I mean, they are concerned,

1:48:51

Biden should be concerned. And I know that like,

1:48:53

remember when that guy said, who came out, I

1:48:55

think it was her, you know, the

1:48:58

special prosecutor. Robert Herr, you know. Robert Herr said,

1:49:00

yeah, he's just, his brain doesn't work and he's

1:49:02

old. He doesn't remember anything. And remember how outraged?

1:49:05

I loved it. I love it

1:49:07

when people are outraged. Yeah, I love outrage.

1:49:09

Did you dare use this as a political hit

1:49:11

piece? All right. And then six weeks later, he

1:49:13

has to back out because it's bad. Well, it

1:49:15

was funny, you know, the thing about the whole

1:49:18

Robert Herr thing is so Robert Herr sits down

1:49:20

and interviews Biden, right?

1:49:22

And they have a taped

1:49:25

conversation and then they

1:49:27

send out a transcript, right?

1:49:30

A written transcript. And

1:49:33

the Republicans are going, we need

1:49:35

you to release the tapes because

1:49:37

we need to see how diminished

1:49:39

he is. The transcript, you can't

1:49:41

really tell if the guy's

1:49:43

not functional. Because the business is

1:49:46

paused or like, ahh, ahh, ahh,

1:49:48

ahh. So that, you have to hear it.

1:49:50

So then Herr, Herr goes, look,

1:49:52

we, under normal

1:49:55

circumstances, we would put

1:49:57

this guy on trial, but he's so

1:49:59

diminished. I just don't think

1:50:01

it he knows what's going on.

1:50:03

Yeah, and then everyone acts

1:50:05

Adam shift All the rest of the fucking

1:50:08

clowns act outraged. How could you say this?

1:50:10

And it's like well, I'm saying I'm not

1:50:12

putting him on trial because he's diminished, you

1:50:14

know I remember this but I think what

1:50:17

the I think what he said actually was

1:50:19

that he was like Like

1:50:22

a witness if he were to be put

1:50:24

on trial he'd be people

1:50:26

might be Tend

1:50:28

to be more compassionate towards Sorry,

1:50:32

he's confused either

1:50:38

Either way, they're basically saying this

1:50:40

guy's not fit to

1:50:42

be in this to go on trial I'm not

1:50:44

gonna pursue pursues cuz the guy's not fit, but

1:50:46

he is fit to run the country So

1:50:49

then everyone started pissed off and

1:50:52

then the Republicans said we need

1:50:54

to see the tape from this

1:50:57

Interview yeah, and then of course the

1:51:00

most transparent group the

1:51:02

most transparent Presidency

1:51:05

ever Would not release

1:51:08

the tapes because the the most transparent

1:51:10

administration ever did not want anyone to

1:51:12

see these tapes So then they fought

1:51:14

about it and they kept fighting

1:51:16

and the Republicans are like we want to see

1:51:18

those tapes and the Democratic you've read

1:51:21

the transcripts. You don't need the tapes. That's

1:51:23

good enough, you know, and We

1:51:26

got nothing to hide you just don't need to see tapes and

1:51:29

then the debate Happened a week

1:51:31

later. Yeah, and then everyone

1:51:33

watched the debate and then the Republicans are like

1:51:35

you're right. We don't need to take We

1:51:37

got to see an end. Yeah, we

1:51:39

just got it. We got 90 minutes

1:51:41

worth of what we need All right.

1:51:44

Nobody's asked for the Robert her tape

1:51:47

the day after the debate or

1:51:49

that night That's when they

1:51:51

stopped asking for the tape. All right, so

1:51:53

like we got a better day I

1:51:56

love Jill Biden because she really was the one who had

1:51:58

the most to lose with You know,

1:52:00

because Joe doesn't know where he is. And, you

1:52:02

know, he hasn't been running the country, obviously. And

1:52:04

it's interesting how the media doesn't want to ask

1:52:06

who's really running the country. They're completely, you know,

1:52:08

incurious about that. We don't care who runs the

1:52:10

country. We have no idea. I'm sure it's Biden.

1:52:12

It isn't, there's never been. It's the big guy.

1:52:14

And so it's like, they, but it

1:52:16

was Jill Biden because can you imagine you're like,

1:52:18

you know, she's in her sixties or something. She's

1:52:20

20 years younger than Joe. And she's got 14

1:52:23

assistants, 15 assistants. I

1:52:25

mean, it's tough to give that up and go back to

1:52:27

Delaware and just get, you know, be looking for stuff in

1:52:29

your husband's Corvette. I don't know anything,

1:52:32

but the only story I always hear is she's the

1:52:34

one who doesn't want to go home. She

1:52:36

doesn't want to go home because why would you

1:52:38

want to give up 15 assistants everywhere you go?

1:52:40

You're the first lady. You know, that's why right

1:52:42

after the debates, she's trying to spin it going,

1:52:45

you did great Joe. You answered all the

1:52:47

questions. She's talking into his tin

1:52:49

horn. Joe, you did great. You

1:52:51

can do it. You can do

1:52:53

it. Guys, Sean

1:52:57

Colmes and Sam Beckman Fried are

1:52:59

sleeping in the same Brooklyn jail

1:53:01

cell. Yeah. The

1:53:03

pair happened to be placed in the

1:53:05

same dorm style cell with several of

1:53:08

their defendants. Yeah. Apparently

1:53:10

P Diddy is in the same

1:53:12

dorm living, which

1:53:14

is like basically a warehouse

1:53:16

full of shitty guys. If a

1:53:19

guy is gay or bi and

1:53:21

you know, is in there for

1:53:26

a lot of sort of physical accounts

1:53:28

of, you know, putting

1:53:30

his hands on other Americans and

1:53:32

being bi or gay or whatever, you're

1:53:35

going to share a cot with them?

1:53:37

They put you through classification first. Oh,

1:53:40

you know. And they go to, yeah,

1:53:42

I know unfortunately for my years ago

1:53:44

being locked up that you get classified

1:53:47

and then they put you with

1:53:49

others similar to you. In this

1:53:51

case, it would be high profile

1:53:53

inmates. So maybe some, they'll

1:53:56

be in the same room with people whose crime

1:53:58

have been on the news. Yeah. He did,

1:54:00

he could still wake up with a boner

1:54:02

and want to put it somewhere. That's all

1:54:04

I'm saying. No baby. He's Epstein. All

1:54:07

right. Right. Yeah. Well,

1:54:09

actually that might benefit him because if

1:54:11

he really is like the black Epstein,

1:54:13

as they're saying, they'd probably be better

1:54:15

off for him to be in a

1:54:18

dorm style living where he's not just

1:54:20

by himself where he can't just kill

1:54:22

himself and you know, be

1:54:25

done with. So that's what's happening

1:54:27

with P Diddy right now. Come

1:54:30

at Clint inside. Yeah, exactly. Uh,

1:54:33

yeah. And, um, you know, so far

1:54:35

his efforts to secure release on

1:54:38

bail have failed. His attorneys first

1:54:40

offered a massive package that would

1:54:42

include a $50 million

1:54:44

bond, the passports of his daughters,

1:54:46

his mother's, the equity in a

1:54:48

condo in Florida, the home detention

1:54:51

with GPS monitoring, but the judge,

1:54:53

however, denied the request citing very

1:54:55

significant concerns, including his wrong,

1:54:57

Bob, we're not, we're not going for

1:55:00

the condo. We're not taking the 50

1:55:02

million. We're going to take you staying

1:55:04

in jail. Yes. They think it's a

1:55:06

big flight thing. He's a flight

1:55:08

risk. And also as I didn't say it

1:55:10

here, but as I understand the story, he

1:55:13

also has allegedly blown up a

1:55:15

guy's car before. Oh, really? Yeah.

1:55:17

He, you know, we, we laugh

1:55:19

at P Diddy. Oh, he's a

1:55:21

weird freak off guy, but pretty

1:55:25

much a gangster. You know, he did

1:55:27

a lot of shady stuff. Did a

1:55:29

lot of a witness intimidation. If you

1:55:31

remember, you

1:55:33

said blowing up the car just made me

1:55:35

laugh. I'm thinking about the Hamas guy with

1:55:37

the pager going on Israelis. They're blowing up

1:55:39

our pager and some guy going, what do

1:55:41

they want? No, they're blowing up

1:55:44

our pager. Yeah, I know. What do they

1:55:46

want? What do they want? They want answers. They keep asking

1:55:48

the same question or just call them back. Why don't you

1:55:50

call them back? They, I, you don't get it here blowing

1:55:52

up the pager. They're blowing it up. I get it. The

1:55:54

guy wants to talk. Now what do you have to say?

1:56:00

Yeah, he did he's in there with Bankman

1:56:02

Fried who's been in MDC since last fall.

1:56:04

I guess he's uh Getting

1:56:06

ready to go to prison. So he's never

1:56:08

coming up. You don't think so. I disagree

1:56:11

he was sentenced to 25 years in

1:56:14

prison and With

1:56:16

good behavior and whatnot. He might be out

1:56:18

and also I either guys like 27, right?

1:56:21

Yeah, like I mean be out before he's

1:56:23

50 read some coding books and be back

1:56:26

to scamming people in about 12 years Mmm,

1:56:29

I don't know if he's ever coming up. I'm

1:56:31

gonna they're gonna find other things on him Did you

1:56:33

lose some money on that scam and you're gonna put

1:56:35

it? I was never into that

1:56:39

California police report for stabbings over

1:56:41

a nine-hour window in Long Beach

1:56:44

The stabbings happen between 6 p.m.

1:56:46

Saturday and 3 a.m. Sunday Religious

1:56:53

you know is the religious stuff is happening

1:56:56

the stabbing is in Europe I you know,

1:56:58

which is you know, Islamic

1:57:00

based stabbing Now

1:57:05

we have Europe they have Islamic based

1:57:08

stabbing here we have homeless based Yeah,

1:57:10

and I think this is good old Christian

1:57:12

stabbing here in Long Beach The

1:57:15

argument police said an argument led to a

1:57:17

fight with a man was stabbed several times

1:57:19

in his upper body Suspects fled

1:57:21

the scene before police arrived on the

1:57:24

scene the victim was hospitalized in the

1:57:26

list in stable condition The next stabbing

1:57:28

was reported about 2 a.m. Sunday morning

1:57:30

when officers remember Responded to the 50

1:57:33

100 block of second Street Belmont Shore two men

1:57:36

were involved in a business physical altercation The

1:57:39

escalated the suspect spat stabbed the bottom

1:57:41

victim in the upper body The victim

1:57:43

was rushed to a hospital critical condition

1:57:45

police said the suspect fled the seat

1:57:48

another attack at 2 20 officers

1:57:51

responded to a local hospital regarding two

1:57:53

victims had been admitted to the facility

1:57:55

for stab wounds, but then it gets

1:57:57

even weirder because two

1:58:00

women who are involved in

1:58:02

an altercation, 200 block of

1:58:04

Pine Avenue, and were stabbed. Two

1:58:06

victims were stabbed and then unstable. Women's

1:58:09

damage. People gotta go to bed early.

1:58:11

I know. Are you guys with me

1:58:13

that women are throwing down at

1:58:16

an alarmingly high rate? Like,

1:58:19

think about your childhood, Rob, or

1:58:21

the same age. You

1:58:23

go zero to age 45 without ever seeing

1:58:26

women two

1:58:30

women physically fight. Yeah. You

1:58:32

know what I mean? Yeah. I never saw it.

1:58:34

Never saw it. Since COVID. Since COVID

1:58:37

is not. Yes. I think they're fighting at

1:58:39

a higher rate than men, actually.

1:58:41

Like, they go to

1:58:43

the airport. Someone tells them they gotta pay to

1:58:45

check their bag. And actually, you know, they're throwing

1:58:47

down with the chick behind

1:58:50

the counter. Like, women are off the

1:58:52

leash. They're fucking going at

1:58:54

it. And everyone's just

1:58:56

one big ball of energy

1:58:59

and id. And

1:59:02

it's a combination of probably

1:59:04

prescription drugs and rock

1:59:07

star energy drinks and booze. And they're

1:59:10

all just fucking going out. Luckily,

1:59:12

they don't know how to hit. Luckily, they

1:59:14

don't know how to punch. Because it's

1:59:16

always the wide arm swings. And then

1:59:18

they get into the hair grab. And

1:59:21

then they're underground. Better technique is required.

1:59:23

You know, I've said it before. After

1:59:25

COVID, something happened with everybody watching Netflix

1:59:27

and became a Kung Fu Master or

1:59:29

MMA star. People

1:59:31

during COVID, they turned into fucking retards. They did.

1:59:34

They did. But my

1:59:37

theory is there used

1:59:39

to be a lot of sayings. Like, think

1:59:41

about back in the day. You'd say, well,

1:59:43

that's not very ladylike, my dear. That's not,

1:59:45

you need to act like a lady. There's

1:59:47

a lot of like telling them, like, do

1:59:49

not get off of this. That

1:59:51

is not ladylike, you know? So it's like,

1:59:54

they had the capacity for it back in

1:59:57

the day. But we told them that is

1:59:59

not ladylike. like now stop that

2:00:01

behavior. And now it's just sweat

2:00:03

pants and press on nails and

2:00:05

hair extensions and fucking fists flying

2:00:07

everywhere. Also, people

2:00:10

are up like 60 pounds and

2:00:12

fat people fight more than thin

2:00:14

people. Fat people fight like they're

2:00:16

big people, not fat people. You

2:00:18

see those dudes at

2:00:21

the Raiders game with their shirt off and stuff

2:00:23

like, come on, bro. It's like, you're

2:00:26

fat. You're not a big dude. You're

2:00:28

a fat you. Yes. You're

2:00:30

300 pounds, but it's all fat. But

2:00:33

you act like you're big dude. Women

2:00:35

are getting big. Nobody's

2:00:37

wearing dresses or skirts or heels.

2:00:39

They're all just wearing sweat pants

2:00:41

and flip flops. And they're just

2:00:43

fucking throwing down everywhere now.

2:00:45

And now they're stabbing each other. Well,

2:00:48

speaking of, yes.

2:00:51

Yeah. Yeah. An 18 year old files

2:00:53

a lawsuit over ownership of Shohei Otani's

2:00:55

historic 50 50 ball. Oh

2:00:58

yeah. Now what happened? Now what happened was,

2:01:00

and I'll just, instead of reading it, I'll

2:01:02

just tell you guys that a

2:01:04

kid caught Shohei

2:01:07

Otani's 50 50 ball, which is, you know, 50

2:01:10

home runs and 50 stolen

2:01:13

bases in one season. And

2:01:15

a couple of dudes wrestled this

2:01:18

kid to the ground, snatched the ball

2:01:20

out of his hand, took it, and

2:01:22

are now selling it for $5 million.

2:01:25

Well, hold on a sec. I

2:01:27

heard there's tape of it. I don't, I

2:01:29

didn't see the part where they hit the kid in

2:01:31

the hand and got onto the floor. And there was

2:01:33

a scuffle.

2:01:35

Yeah. Is what, is what I was looking

2:01:37

for. I think we got some footage here

2:01:40

actually. I, yeah,

2:01:43

so we can, we can take, we

2:01:45

can take a look. Yeah.

2:01:47

I don't know why it's looking at the word

2:01:49

scrum. You know what, those

2:01:51

guys are not going to say, Shohei

2:01:54

Otani, I think this, I

2:01:56

have something that belongs to you. That's right.

2:01:59

I know. And you're 200. billion dollar. So

2:02:01

the ball hit the ground, I

2:02:03

think, and these guys all dove

2:02:07

to try to go through chairs and get through it

2:02:09

because I think they're going to

2:02:11

auction it off and I think it's starting

2:02:13

at about 500. But they say could

2:02:16

go to 4.5. It's one guy in a 18-year-old kid

2:02:21

and it's like a little unclear. Okay,

2:02:24

so I'm guessing that's the 18-year-old kid

2:02:26

with the black shirt on. No, with

2:02:28

the red shirt on, or orange shirt

2:02:30

on, or whatever it is. What's frozen

2:02:32

on me? He says that it

2:02:35

doesn't matter. There's a scramble for the ball

2:02:37

and a man gets it and maybe takes

2:02:39

it away from the kid. I don't know,

2:02:42

but he did and the kid's upset and

2:02:44

a tough shit kid. But, you

2:02:47

know, you know, possession is 9

2:02:49

tens of laws, they say. I

2:02:52

think I heard it was 500 just

2:02:55

to get started on this thing and

2:02:57

4.5 could go up to

2:02:59

4.5. You know, people say,

2:03:03

why would you spend three million dollars

2:03:05

on that baseball if

2:03:08

it went up to Sotheby's auctions or wherever it

2:03:10

is going in the next few days? And my

2:03:12

answer is, is why

2:03:14

would you spend three million dollars

2:03:16

on an olive? If the

2:03:19

olive was going to be worth five million

2:03:21

dollars in seven years, then you

2:03:23

would. It's like art. It appreciates. Yeah, whatever.

2:03:25

Charlie Sheen was going to offer you five

2:03:27

million bucks for that ball you spent three

2:03:29

million bucks on four years

2:03:31

from now. Yeah. Well, then you would

2:03:33

spend three million bucks on it. And

2:03:36

I don't know what it's going off on.

2:03:38

Rob, let me give you a plug. You

2:03:42

can do it. Speak your mind,

2:03:44

America. Part celebrity

2:03:46

memoir, part warning and

2:03:48

part siren call to action. Rob, always

2:03:50

great to see you, my friend. Thank

2:03:52

you so much, Adam. And people can

2:03:54

come see me. I'm going to be

2:03:56

at in Laughlin, Nevada. I'm going to

2:03:58

be in Vegas. in a couple of weeks and

2:04:01

they go to robschnider.com and check it

2:04:03

out and then I'd love to see

2:04:05

you. Let's do another show together. I

2:04:07

agree, a lot of fun working with

2:04:09

Rob and yeah, robschnider.com for all the

2:04:11

live dates. Thanks for joining us, my

2:04:13

friend. All the best. Israel and

2:04:15

the sun, yeah. There

2:04:18

we go. I think I got that right. You got

2:04:20

it. Stylebenders, the name of

2:04:22

that doc. Watch that on Apple

2:04:24

TV, I should say. Manuka, honey.

2:04:27

Oh, I'm still doing it. Come

2:04:29

on. Slash mayhem, samuminuka.com/mayhem. Casper,

2:04:31

Wyoming, Rialto Theater doing

2:04:33

standup Friday, two shows

2:04:36

and then off to

2:04:38

Zany's. That'll be October

2:04:40

10th, doing a show there in

2:04:42

Nashville. But I'll see you in Casper. Why

2:04:44

don't we tell next time, Adam Carolla saying, Mahalo.

2:04:50

["Bass and

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get tickets to see Adam Carolla

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at adamcarolla.com." ["Bass Pluto

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TV is a place for movie fans like

2:05:14

me. And TV fans like me.

2:05:16

They've got something for everyone and it's

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free. I love free and

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I love Jersey Shore. For

2:05:22

me, it's the godfather. SpongeBob