You know the 'shower thoughts' phenomenon? You get in the shower, away from the internet, other people and your adult responsibilities and you suddenly have 437 startling thoughts about life that you'd never previously considered? Well, this is the like the 'omg I'm too underground to get 4G' Subway equivalent. I have no internet, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact and I start thinking about stuff. Then I write it in my phone notes, record it on my phone and upload it here. With very little editing (it shows). Basically, I'm pretending to be Nate DiMeo.