Savanting the Idiot welcomes special guest drummer Joey "Wrecked" Maya (author of "The Drummer of Miami Beach" who performed w/ The Reactions, Battalion of Saints, Circus of Power, Teddy & the Frat Girls, etc.). Sense dives right in inquiring about Joey's nickname because all you within earshot know us here at STI central go gaga over that sort of thing. Doug is a book hog for sure as much as The Reactions' Isaac Brooch wanted to hang dildos. Correct?

Next up our dynamic duo hearten Joey to divulge his secret to eternal youth to no avail? Shall it remain undisclosed? Did Joey discover Ponce De Leon's "Fountain of Youth" here in Florida or make a deal with the Devil? So is it the boxing that keeps him young? Speaking of which is Isaiah Thompson the future of boxing?

Was there two gigs in 1982 with Joey and Roach Motel opening for Black Flag? The first of which might involve a stolen car that dies, a big pocket full of quaaludes, a pervy possibly murderous madman driver, etc. Also in '82 how did a disappointing concert with The Clash end up with a riot outside and Joey meeting The Clash? No "White Riot" puns?!?

So Sense "In the spirit of the punkishness" gets to bottom of two Clash drummer contrasts which leads to fellow skin-beating approbation for a one Stuart Copland. Again will Joey ever sell his soul to the devil? And speaking of dirty bargains, did Joey give Steven Tyler a sweet deal on a dildo (more friggin' dildos - sheesse!!) working at a porn shop in The Big Apple and will Miami's own Churchill's become another CVS?