Welcome to Real Movies with REAL Men, the worlds FIRST and ONLY movie talkshow podcast!

REAL Men! Assemble!

The world is in complete peril right now! Plagued by factory line superhero movies, horribly needless remakes, and the ever so dreaded Adam Sandler “films”. Is there no silence to this madness?! Or should you stop delaying the inevitable and just slice open those wrists right now?!

Well guess what idiot! We’re here to help. Because what this world needs most right now is REAL men complaining about things they hate on a digital medium.

No sissies!

Never more will you have to listen to that annoying coworker prattle on about how it’s unfair that the Fast and Furious movies never get nominated for an Oscar. You know, the same coworker that you wonder how our education system ever let slip through, and also get stricken with fear as you realize they have like three kids that they're raising.

Whenever these wastes of life start flapping their mouths, just plug in your headphones and let your ears be jerked off by the soothing sound of us! REAL men verbally abusing real movies like they’re a housewife that just overcooked dinner.

So now that I’ve won EVERYONE over with a joke about domestic abuse, make sure to tune in bi-weekly (or whenever we get around to it) and spray poison all over every movie that gets in our way!

What's the difference between an R-rated Action movie and a PG13 one? I'll give you a hint, one is a boring piece of crap and the other is R-rated.

Other topics include:
-People who clap in the movie theatre, as if the director can hear them
-Why anyone who doesn't like Back To The Future is a complete scumbag
-Why not all Anime fans are perverts...but ALL perverts are Anime fans.

Rants about shouting in the movie theatre and masturbating in the shower.

Hate!