This is the story of a boy, a girl, goatees and really hard nipples. What better way to start Virgo season than spilling the tea on a Virgo boy and my cougar crush. I just had to get this story out there because this is the only way I turn lemons into juicy content. I do wanna say though, who's not an idiot at 24? I know I was. Fair warning however, don't date people who's prefrontal cortex still has some developing to do. Disclaimer: all people mentioned in this story who probably know who they are, I just wanna say - this is definitely not about you. Everything is purely coincidental.