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no, no, no, knowledgefight.com. Riddle her, riddle her,

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riddle her. I love you. Hey,

0:59

everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm

1:02

Jordan. We're a couple dudes. Like to sit around,

1:04

worship with the ultra of Celine, and talk a

1:06

little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are

1:08

Dan. Jordan. Dan. Jordan. Quick question

1:10

for you. What's up? What's your

1:12

bright spot today, buddy? My bright spot today is I

1:14

finished the first season of Poker Face, and that's great.

1:16

Yep. We've talked about this a little bit

1:19

on the show. I watched Glass

1:21

Onion and Knives Out. I think

1:23

I might be a Ryan Johnson guy. I

1:25

don't know anything about him except

1:27

the, these two

1:30

movies and this show, and

1:32

I'm into it. I'm

1:34

excited. I did these products. I'm excited because

1:36

you're eventually on, here's what I'm excited for.

1:38

You're on a pathway that leads you to

1:41

being on a couch next to me watching

1:43

The Last Jedi, and it's gonna be great.

1:45

I think I've seen it. That's,

1:48

I didn't say oh for the first time.

1:50

Right. I think I've seen all

1:53

the Star Wars movies. I think. I

1:56

know that I've seen all of the old

1:58

ones. Sure. Which includes the. equals

2:00

right because we're now we're all old yes

2:02

but I think I've seen the last three

2:04

two okay also all right not three two

2:06

all right but this was this was before

2:09

you found out you were a ryan johnson

2:11

guy true true so now you

2:13

know used to Benoit Blanc yeah now you know

2:15

about the Blanc now you need to

2:17

know about the Star Wars is Daniel Craig somewhere

2:19

in that Star Wars movie that's what I'm asking

2:22

you I don't actually I actually

2:24

don't know that might be one of those

2:26

things where if you watch behind the scenes

2:28

they're like Daniel Craig wanted to be on

2:30

the set for one day he's hiding in

2:32

the background there's a story we're smoking a

2:34

cigar if he was one of the red

2:36

stormtroopers that'd be fucking dope yeah but I

2:39

just really like you know I like a

2:41

mystery show like I like that whole aesthetic

2:43

Natasha Leone's great she's great it's a lot

2:45

of fun without

2:47

any spoilers I just thought it was a very satisfying

2:49

also just the arc of the season great

2:51

it's great how about you what's your

2:54

right spot my bright spot is tomorrow

2:56

getting my first appointment with my tattoo

2:58

my leg done whole

3:01

whole bottom you know knee down

3:03

sure getting my leg it's I'm

3:05

very excited I got those

3:07

so I've always been a huge

3:09

fan of the old ink wash

3:11

paintings from you know Sean

3:14

sure because my mandarin scrape

3:16

sure and so

3:18

I was thinking about that it's thinking about my

3:20

one of my favorite poets Han Shan I

3:23

think about mountains essentially sort of trying to

3:25

say I was just focused on mountains for

3:27

a while and then yeah

3:30

I decided that I wanted one of those yeah

3:34

but I couldn't afford one for obvious

3:36

reasons so I got a tattoo and

3:38

my the artist that I

3:40

like Caitlin Drake McKay turns out she

3:42

learned all about the ink wash stuff

3:46

from school and all that stuff so we're talking

3:48

about it and I wanted it I wanted that

3:50

kind of thing but in in

3:52

her style you know from when we're alive

3:54

which is now and not several

3:56

hundred years ago the present in the past

3:58

that's the idea so tomorrow is when I'm

4:01

going to see what it is. Nice. So

4:03

I'm getting my, I'm getting my Sean.

4:06

All right. Yeah, I'm excited. Very happy

4:08

for you. I'm excited. It's very interesting

4:10

when someone says, I'm getting, like tomorrow

4:12

I'm getting, or whatever, could go, like,

4:14

you know, your brain's Google auto

4:16

fill. Could go anywhere. And the first thing I

4:18

thought you were gonna say was my wisdom teeth

4:20

out. I don't know why, but I was, that

4:22

was stuck in my head. Hi, hi,

4:25

hi, that's interesting. Did you

4:27

like your wisdom teeth? I don't, I

4:30

had them out. Good for you. And

4:32

then I read, recently somebody's like, why

4:34

are we ripping everybody's wisdom teeth out? And

4:37

nobody had a good answer. I didn't know

4:39

that this was a controversial subject. Turns out,

4:42

probably doesn't make any sense. Shit. I don't

4:44

know. Yeah, someone, I got that root

4:46

canal, and then someone very kindly brought up to

4:49

me, hey, you know, the people who say root

4:51

canals, maybe they're not what you're supposed to do.

4:54

Great. Cool. Every

4:57

time I learn about something, the

4:59

thing that I knew for my entire life turns

5:01

out to be wrong. Yeah, sweet. Great. Awesome.

5:04

Well, tattoos are healthy, and I hope it goes

5:06

well. I'm excited. Yeah. You know how St.

5:08

Louis I am? Half St. Louis. Yeah, that's my

5:10

tattooist. Ah. It's Murphy Lee lyric.

5:12

I about, nope. So Jordan, today we had an

5:14

episode to go over. We're gonna be talking

5:16

about September 11th, 2024. All

5:19

right. Not 2001. Sure.

5:22

You've already done that. Yes, we have. We're

5:24

gonna be talking about Wednesday on

5:27

Alex's show, the anniversary of September 11th.

5:30

Probably, you know, I think in

5:32

the context of his career, probably one of

5:34

the biggest things. Yeah, I would

5:37

say so. In terms of being the building

5:39

blocks of what he's got now. Wow, that's

5:41

an ironic. Yeah. Yep.

5:44

Cause you know, like his career started obviously with stuff

5:47

about Waco and rebuilding the church and

5:49

Carmel and stuff. You know, like there's

5:51

that shit, but that never would

5:53

have gotten us where we are now. No,

5:56

I mean. The 7 truther stuff

5:58

is really the bedrock. It is interesting to. think

6:00

that perhaps 9-11, truth-a-ring, and you know, just

6:02

W and Chaney together, are the

6:09

reason that Patriot Lore became

6:11

all of a,

6:14

all lore. It became so

6:16

widespread in the way

6:18

that it has. There's such an increase

6:20

in its place in the market. Yeah,

6:23

I would very strongly argue that like

6:25

all of the disinformation network

6:27

space and all that stuff that's been created

6:29

out of that was really like a

6:32

result of Bush and Chaney

6:34

in the Iraq War. You

6:36

know? Yeah, I think especially

6:39

the effect of the combination of 9-11 in

6:41

the Iraq War in as much

6:44

as like deeply traumatic events

6:47

paired with sort

6:50

of untrustworthy responses to them

6:52

create just a vast space that

6:55

something like Alex can thrive in.

6:57

Why would you trust the

6:59

official story when the official story is

7:01

untrustworthy? It's just we're

7:03

stuck with this asshole instead. Which

7:06

is not trustworthy either, but here

7:08

he is. Here we go. So

7:12

let's get down to business on this here episode,

7:14

but first let's take a little moment to say

7:16

hello to some new walks. That's a great idea.

7:18

So first, my boy Bath Salt, thank you so

7:20

much. You're an eye-opens. I'm a

7:22

policy walk. Thank you very much. And next, Chris

7:24

loves Blair. Thank you so much. You're an eye-opens.

7:27

I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. And

7:30

congrats on the new job, Mary! Exclamation point.

7:32

Thank you so much. You're an eye-opens. I'm

7:34

a policy walk. Thank you very much. Thank

7:36

you. And we got to take a drink

7:38

out of the mix, Jordan. So thank you

7:40

so much to Heather. Continue using Knowledge Fight

7:42

as the carrot for washing your face and

7:44

keep an eye out for domestic Tyler. Who?

7:47

Demonic Tyler. Demonic Tyler. Right.

7:50

Demonic Tyler. Look out. You're

7:52

not a technocrat. You're a policy walk. Four stars.

7:54

Go home to your mother and tell her you're

7:56

brilliant. Someone, someone, sodomite sent

7:58

me a bucket of poop. Daddy Shark. Bum bum

8:00

bum bum bum. Jar Jar Binks

8:02

has a Caribbean black action. He's

8:04

a loser little, little titty baby.

8:06

I don't want to hate black

8:08

people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank

8:11

you so much. Yes, thank you

8:13

very much. I thought that Domestic

8:15

Tyler's was a play on domestic

8:17

terrorists. And my brain

8:19

just jumped to that. Right. Did you even

8:22

see Demon there? I immediately thought, when did

8:24

they domesticate Tyler's? Have they,

8:26

have Tyler's been domesticated for? Of course, first.

8:28

Was it first? Okay. So like I've thought wolves was

8:30

about 30,000 years ago. So I put Tyler's

8:33

at maybe, where do you think horses

8:35

were? Uh, 60,000? I don't know. Thousand

8:38

thousand. Do you think wolves or horses

8:40

came first? I

8:42

think I don't know.

8:44

I think

8:46

anything I say will be 100% of

8:48

guests at any type of like backing

8:50

up on it will be bullshit. So

8:52

I'll leave it to the experts. I'm

8:54

not even making fun of you. I

8:56

think it probably were concurrent. I

8:59

have no idea. Someone was working on both

9:01

at the same time. I'm fine not knowing.

9:03

So we started off here, Jordan, like I

9:05

said, it's September 11th, but it's not just

9:07

the anniversary of the terrorist attack. It's also

9:10

the day after the first debate between Trump

9:12

and Kamala Harris. Right. And so Alex

9:14

obviously has a number of thoughts about both

9:16

of these. Yes, I imagine so. Waging

9:18

war on corruption, crashing

9:21

to the lies and disinformation.

9:25

You found it at the tip of the spear

9:27

worldwide, driving forward the truth

9:29

of the heart of the beast that is

9:31

the new world order. It

9:33

is Wednesday, September 11th, 2024, 23 years to

9:37

the date of the deep state attack the world

9:40

trade center complex and the Pentagon. And

9:42

I was there as we speak

9:44

as the towers fell. You were there. Oh

9:46

demolition. What an

9:48

epic debate last night. It's going to take some

9:51

real work to cover all the angles. Trump won,

9:55

but it was three against one and Kamala

9:57

lied about everything. He told the truth about

9:59

everything. that's easy to Monday morning quarterback

10:01

it she has such low expectations that because she

10:03

was able to just pair it off

10:05

stuff and snarl at him she

10:08

looked more impressive than she normally does but that's like

10:12

100 pounds of dog manure versus 80 pounds of dog

10:14

manure in your yard it all sucks It's all terrible

10:17

because expectations were so low. Oh my gosh She's

10:20

done. It's just a totally fabulous job. She

10:23

did a pretty good job. Okay. Yeah,

10:25

which is which is better? 80

10:28

or 100 pounds of manure. Yeah depends on

10:30

if you need to fertilize the crops I

10:32

mean, that's that's it depends on if you

10:34

have a use for it It's a little

10:36

ambiguous if your expectations are low you would

10:38

you know low 80 pounds, but I mean

10:40

maybe You would prefer your

10:42

expectations are like oh, it's probably a hundred pounds

10:44

Oh, it's only 80 pounds that I have to

10:47

remove from my lawn, right? It's

10:49

very difficult to understand Well, I mean if

10:51

you have no use for something sure then

10:53

having more of it is better Use for it if

10:56

you have something you should find a use for it. I think

11:00

Alex is struggling because the debate did

11:02

not go well for Trump. Okay, I

11:04

think pretty much across the board people

11:06

were like this is Pretty

11:09

bad. Why would a bad look he looks bad

11:16

That was more of my thought when I was watching

11:18

it I was like who is this grim yeah Fine

11:21

yeah, sure Kamala Harris did fine sure

11:23

Trump is yelling about how everyone's eating

11:25

dogs and I Recognize

11:29

that we still have to go through the

11:32

motions, but if one of the urukai is

11:34

running for president I don't think man flesh

11:36

is back on the menu boys is like

11:38

oh, okay. Well then we've got this one Dark

11:46

It's it's I always try and keep a

11:48

little bit of perspective Yeah, and like I

11:50

understand that we've gotten where we are by

11:52

degrees sure and it is just sort of

11:54

gradual and over time That this is frog

11:56

boiling. Hey, I mean I have

11:59

to correct you because I've created directed Alex on that one. That

12:02

doesn't really happen. I understand. But

12:04

we've gotten here as a slow

12:06

progression, and like if I

12:08

imagined seeing this when I

12:10

was younger, it would have been

12:12

unthinkable. Yeah. This would have

12:14

been so

12:17

shocking. Yeah. His behavior,

12:19

like they're not really serious about this, right? Yeah,

12:21

I mean that is fun. That is funny because

12:23

this is pretty much how I thought this was

12:25

gonna go. Like,

12:28

I mean, as far as a

12:30

general direction goes, I think I

12:32

was pretty right on from the

12:35

jump. I don't know if I'm right about

12:37

events or anything, but this is where I thought we were going.

12:40

We have one candidate who you can

12:42

have some pretty good disagreements with if

12:44

you want, but is being a politician.

12:47

And then you've got a lunatic. And

12:50

that's essentially the dynamic that

12:52

we exist in. I mean, it's perfect.

12:54

It's perfect to have a lunatic because

12:56

then what the lunatic does is reveal

12:58

that actually the media is fucking insane.

13:02

Like the idea of any of them have

13:04

it like, well, we're going to fact check

13:06

the it's the Uruk-ai. Mm hmm. Yeah.

13:09

No, I mean, I don't disagree. It's just

13:12

I don't know what the answer is. Change.

13:14

Once the Uruk-ai is there. Have

13:17

the entire media go, oh shit,

13:20

we have been pretending they're not

13:22

orcs our entire lives. Well, we're

13:25

stupid. Well, but then the issue becomes like we

13:27

don't really have the power to say you're

13:30

not a legitimate candidate. It would be it

13:32

would be a shock to them if they

13:35

discovered that they did have that power by

13:37

just doing that. So look,

13:39

here's the deal. Yeah. Trump

13:41

won. Sure. Obviously

13:44

truth about 70 30. Oh,

13:46

that's what. What?

13:48

What? What? It

13:51

was crazy. Now

13:55

could have Trump totally dominated and

13:57

done better. Yeah. Trump won by, I'd

13:59

say 70 30. If you'd have brought up

14:01

325,000 missing kids and said you oversaw it, you're

14:03

the greatest human trafficking history with your cohort, your

14:06

partner in crime, Mallorca's, and when I get elected, we're

14:08

gonna find those children, we're gonna prosecute you for stopping

14:10

with DNA testing and telling the crime gangs to come

14:12

in and giving them money. It

14:15

would have been a 100. You

14:19

would have politically gutted her and decapitated

14:21

her non-violently politically, that's a metaphor,

14:24

to the world. So, I don't

14:27

know what the hell the Trump campaign is

14:29

doing on issues like that, but when you've

14:31

got the nuclear weapon and you can use

14:34

it when, what is the problem? Alright, so

14:36

Trump won 70-30, but if

14:38

he had said the magic words and demanded that

14:40

Kamala Harris show her demonic form that is truly

14:42

underneath her face, yeah, I would have been 100.

14:45

Then he definitely would have won. If he would

14:47

have forced her to admit that she worshiped Satan

14:49

and is trying to kill all humans to usher

14:51

in the age of silicon in honor of the

14:54

planet Saturn, if he would have done that, then

14:56

it would have been 100. Yeah, I

14:58

mean, you know, you make fun, but I do

15:00

think that would have been 100. If

15:04

that's your benchmark, then yes, 70-30 seems about

15:06

right in context, now it makes more sense.

15:08

Yeah. Your benchmark is discovering

15:11

the secrets of the universe, so yeah, I

15:13

mean, yeah, you can't get 100. Right,

15:15

and demanding that she admit that Tim

15:18

Wells is a Chinese agent. Yeah,

15:21

that was gonna be tough. So

15:23

everything Harris said, lie. Everything.

15:25

Every single thing. Okay. To the point where it gave

15:28

Alex a headache. I bet it did. And I think

15:30

that might have also, alcohol can give you

15:32

a headache. Yeah, that'll happen.

15:34

Well, last night was

15:39

extremely frustrating to watch, but

15:41

also very interesting. Thank

15:44

you for joining us on this live Wednesday, September 11,

15:46

2024 transmission. And

15:49

we're gonna dissect what happened there. Everything

15:51

Kamala Harris said was a lie. And

15:55

everything she said was a multiple triple

15:57

quadruple flip-flop. And

16:00

it gave me a very bad

16:02

headache when I was driving home at midnight last

16:04

night. The crew stayed until past 1 a.m. on

16:06

air. They

16:09

did a great job. I had been up since 5 a.m. I had

16:11

to tap out at midnight. And

16:15

then I got up at 5 a.m. this morning

16:17

after about four and a half hours sleep and went back

16:19

to work. I have done

16:21

my duty here. And

16:24

you see this huge stack? Most

16:26

of these are just one page thick. Each

16:28

one of these is a lie by Kamala.

16:31

Wow. You printed off a bunch of tweets.

16:33

Congratulations. Wow. Wow. Just just

16:35

a lot of oppo research on each

16:37

individual lie right there. Burning the midnight

16:39

oil. All right. All right. Yeah,

16:42

I know. I don't know. I mean, I just if I

16:44

were him, I imagine it would give me a headache to

16:46

watch this. Yeah. Because

16:48

it looks bad. It's really

16:51

it's it's harder to cover for Trump.

16:53

Yeah. Because he's saying enough stuff that

16:55

is like, that's exactly what I would

16:57

say. Yeah. And it looks stupid. Ee.

17:02

So I don't know if you're Alex, you like do

17:04

a little bit more. It's just

17:06

not. I don't make excuses. I just

17:08

love that we're in a place where

17:10

an entire political party was like, oh,

17:12

I never thought that they wouldn't run

17:14

the corpse against us. I

17:17

was just so sure, sure that this

17:19

dead man would be we. All we

17:21

had to do is weekend at Bernie's

17:23

this guy and we were going to

17:25

win. How could they ever have chosen

17:27

someone who was alive? Well, I think

17:29

it's an interesting bet that they made.

17:31

Unfortunately, the things that

17:33

were done while under that assumption

17:36

have not paid off very well.

17:38

No, like Trump seems to not

17:40

have any any ability to adapt.

17:43

Nope. Picking J.D. Vance was a

17:45

stupid idea. Yeah. I just I

17:48

don't know. Just

17:50

me. I would be

17:52

pretty mad if I were Alex watching this. But

17:55

one of the things that made him the most mad is

17:57

the fact that it is a three on one match. That's

18:00

it that yeah, okay plus the

18:02

two moderators. Oh Okay,

18:04

and then you've got The

18:07

three on one and I knew what I was

18:09

seeing but even Megan Kelly and dr. Phil But

18:11

even some CNN people right well They

18:13

would do double follow-up fact checks on him

18:15

like they were God and of course they

18:17

were lying And

18:20

so it was Kamala and the two so-called

18:22

moderators ganging up on Trump. They would talk

18:24

over Trump They would turn his mic

18:26

up too high down too low. They've had audio

18:28

experts Grammy award winners

18:31

on with Phil talking about it. I mean they

18:33

were jacking with Trump and I'd

18:39

give him a B plus Oh B plus was

18:41

she plumping though? She got a bag of blood

18:44

Yeah, so this stuff Alex is saying just

18:46

isn't accurate I watched the debate in full

18:48

and if anything the moderators were overly fair

18:50

to Trump He kept butting in and wanting

18:52

to respond to things Harris had said even

18:54

outside of the format of the debate The

18:57

moderators gave him a lot of leeway and there

18:59

was at least one glaring instance where Harris wasn't

19:01

given the same courtesy Because they knew that they

19:03

needed to move the show along and that she

19:05

wasn't gonna throw a tantrum if she didn't get

19:08

her Way, there were a couple

19:10

of mic issues, but that wasn't just Trump

19:12

Harris had sound issues, too It was a

19:14

production issue not a Trump sabotage issue I

19:17

feel like we now live in a time

19:19

where it's always in your best interest when

19:22

you're someone like Alex to engage with Stuff

19:24

as if you're supposed to lose Mmm If

19:26

Alex says that the moderators are ganging up

19:28

against Trump and the sound team is in

19:30

on it Then Trump's actual performance doesn't really

19:33

matter if he loses the debate or it's

19:35

just fine Then he actually should have won,

19:37

but you know because the odds were up

19:39

against him, you know, they're stacked against

19:41

him Yeah, winning should have been impossible

19:44

Like he just was that good

19:46

on the flip side if he wins You just get

19:48

to say that he defied all these impossible odds because

19:51

he's just too good All this

19:53

is just fake storytelling stuff that Alex is

19:55

doing but he's in a he's doing it

19:57

in a way that projects weakness I have

19:59

a fundamental problem with this. Consider

20:02

wrestling. A lot of times

20:04

the heels cheat. The bad guys cheat. That's

20:06

the idea. Yeah. They're the bad guys. They

20:09

have their allies interfere in matches or they

20:11

use weapons. Everyone knows that they're gonna cheat

20:13

and in a lot of instances it can

20:15

become what you expect from their matches. Like

20:18

right now there's this the faction the bloodline

20:20

and you know that they're gonna interfere in

20:22

matches to exploit the numbers advantage that they

20:24

have. Sure. A baby face going

20:26

up against them would look really shitty if they

20:28

talked about how the game was rigged and that

20:30

these guys were just gonna cheat in their match.

20:33

You'd rightly have a difficult time rooting

20:35

for that person to overcome the odds

20:37

because they kind of come off whiny.

20:39

Sure. It just sucks. Sure. Sure. Sure.

20:41

Sure. Even if they won it's probably

20:43

because they cheated too. So who cares

20:45

about their complaining about the cheating. It

20:47

just makes you look weak. This is

20:49

not. Yeah. Yeah. Talking isn't gonna

20:52

do it. They're living in this like they're

20:54

constructing this fake world. Constructing this fake reality.

20:56

But because the other party isn't really participating

20:58

with them in it. Yeah. They aren't able

21:00

to do it well. Yeah. And so they're

21:03

playing this thing that just looks weak. I

21:05

don't know. It's just. Yeah. I mean when

21:07

when you're all talking shit. You

21:10

know then everybody's playing the same game.

21:12

But whenever it's revealed that you're just

21:14

you're the only people talking shit and

21:17

everybody is being patient with you. Like

21:20

the idea of like oh

21:22

God. Can you. Like. OK. In

21:24

2016 I get it. You're getting blitzed.

21:26

You're you're a media person who's supposed

21:28

to be moderating a debate. And this

21:30

is Trump debate. So you're like I

21:32

don't even. When we were doing this

21:34

with the fucking Gore and Bush it

21:36

was everybody was just like lockbox. You

21:38

know like it was very simple. Even

21:40

when you had Ross Perot he wasn't

21:42

being like my dick isn't small. Totally.

21:44

Absolutely. Yeah. So in this case in

21:47

this regard I get you not knowing

21:49

what to do. But if

21:51

you are now in 2024 and you're

21:53

like well I am going to

21:55

make my decisions based on the fact that

21:57

I know that this giant baby is. going

22:00

to throw a tantrum and

22:02

you're going to mollify that baby,

22:04

then you should quit. You should

22:06

quit. I think that a lot

22:08

of people probably are scared. Yes,

22:10

exactly. Of him. If you

22:12

are scared, you should quit. You should

22:15

fucking quit. I think that the moderators

22:17

did a fine job of holding the

22:19

line, as it were in terms of

22:21

this debate. I think that Harris had

22:25

the most, I've

22:27

seen of anybody who's been in a debate with

22:29

Trump of a like, I don't give a fuck

22:32

about what you're saying. So there

22:34

is a bit of that. The

22:36

moderators, to their credit, they

22:39

only were like, this

22:41

is stupid a couple of times. Most

22:44

of the time it was just like, each person, say

22:46

what you're going to say and then we'll thank you

22:49

for saying it. It

22:51

was a fairly neutral presentation. But

22:54

there were just a couple of times where Trump was like,

22:56

they're executing babies after they're born and they

22:58

had to be like, that's illegal in every state. You

23:02

know that. I mean, that. Right.

23:05

But I do, I think that, you know, the point that you're making about

23:07

in 2016, there was very

23:09

little awareness of how to handle this. It made

23:12

sense. And I think this was handled a little

23:14

bit better. I think there's still improvements

23:16

that could be made in how you present stuff,

23:18

but that's always going to be the case with the

23:20

media. It's never going to be perfect. But

23:24

this is you see improvements. Well, good.

23:27

I'm very proud of them. Yeah.

23:29

So Alex really just wanted Trump to

23:31

take the headshot about immigration

23:33

and all these missing children at

23:36

the border. Yeah. Kamala Harris is

23:38

personally trafficking and he's just he's

23:41

pretty pissed off that Trump wouldn't do it.

23:44

OK. Jeff Star pointed right at her little

23:46

pea brain and just

23:48

pull the trigger. Good God.

23:52

So I'm going to shoot some videos on this and I'm

23:54

going on the warpath in a loving way towards Trump. What?

23:58

Because when he talks about it in two speeches, the last.

24:00

three weeks. It went sensational. Everybody

24:02

wants that. It's the right thing to

24:04

do. It is the winning issue that unifies

24:06

everybody. And I'm just sitting here

24:08

watching it and I'm I mean of course, oh he

24:10

trained with Tulsi to go after being the big police

24:13

state person and putting this people on death row. Didn't

24:15

open up on her about that. And

24:18

look I say this not to sit here and say I would have done

24:20

it better. Trump overall B

24:23

plus. Man the arena works his ass

24:25

off 78 years old. I'm

24:29

not Monday morning quarterbacking this or Wednesday morning

24:31

quarterbacking it literally. I am

24:33

just simply saying that. He kept

24:39

the gloves on most of the time

24:41

a little bit the end he took them off a little and

24:44

I would like to see that so. We've

24:46

got all that. It's the 23rd anniversary

24:49

of 9 11 which if you study it which nobody

24:51

study it probably more than I have. It's

24:55

an inside job totally synthetic deep

24:58

state operation. But wow he sounds really pathetic

25:00

there at the end. Sadly trying to hold

25:02

on to some idea that he's a 9

25:05

11 scholar. Alex has literally no idea

25:07

what any of his theories were about

25:09

9 11 and the most

25:12

successful thing he did around that event

25:14

was to rerelease someone else's already successful

25:16

movie Loose Change and add his name

25:18

to it and call it Loose Change

25:20

final cut. Yep. Stole that

25:22

stolen valor conspiracy theory bullshit

25:24

from Jason Burmus. Yep. But

25:27

more to the point you can see how

25:29

much Alex doesn't really like Trump starting to

25:32

come through. Trump's not extreme enough and he

25:34

doesn't have the ability to entirely steamroll a

25:36

presidential debate anymore. His rudeness and tricks are

25:38

kind of old now so they don't have

25:41

the same impact they did in 2016. So

25:43

most of the debate ends up him saying

25:46

insane things and the moderators saying thank you

25:48

then they move along. Harris didn't even feel

25:50

the need to respond to most of the

25:52

bullshit Trump was saying and like I said

25:55

I think that's pretty good. Yeah. Alex wanted

25:57

Trump to be his weapon and he's losing

25:59

his attractiveness. about

30:00

how many clicks Trump got

30:02

for doing an interview with

30:05

Elon Musk. Right. A

30:07

million years ago, Trump should do this again every

30:09

week, for heaven's sakes. He went

30:11

on with Elon Musk and

30:15

had over a billion clicks, and they estimate over

30:17

700 million people watched more than 15 minutes. That's

30:19

one of the biggest broadcasts in history, if not

30:21

the biggest. Okay?

30:24

Hell, for something that big, they should have a video element. Musk

30:27

can fly to Mar-a-Lago or meet Trump, or Trump

30:29

should come to Austin, set up cameras, have a

30:31

video stream as well as an audio stream, and

30:34

it'll have even more viewers. Please,

30:37

do a six-hour symposium or something. But, oh, we

30:39

got to run to ABC, we got to run

30:41

to CNN, whose average show has like a million,

30:43

two million viewers on ABC, a million on their

30:46

biggest shows on CNN, 100,000 on average show. I

30:49

mean, they're just a facade. And

30:52

I made the point that I couldn't count them all up just on

30:54

X alone, but I did look at a

30:57

lot of big channels, and our

30:59

coverage of Musk, Trump, before, during, and after

31:01

for like four hours, hour and 15 minutes

31:03

of Trump, but about an hour before, you

31:07

know, the hour and 15 with Trump and Musk, about an

31:09

hour and a half after, so three and a half, four

31:11

hours, we had easily 15, 16 million just on X. That

31:17

we had four streams going out, and

31:19

it was pushing 15, 16 million. And

31:24

if you want to see this today, you can see

31:26

it, it's up on infowars.com. We have

31:28

the different streams and links there for you. You

31:30

can see what we had yesterday in the

31:33

pregame during the debate and after for the three hours.

31:36

I guess it was about, real coverage

31:38

started about 6 to 1 a.m., so how

31:40

many hours is that? That's seven hours. And

31:43

you can see the article on infowars.com, here it is,

31:45

breaking Infowars received over

31:49

14 million viewers on X alone

31:51

during our Trump-Harris debate coverage. Now, let's

31:53

talk about breaking. That's on X alone.

31:55

Who broke that story? You go look

31:57

at it. One's got 10 million, one's

31:59

got... two million one's got a million and a half the other

32:01

seven a half a million quarter man is

32:03

that Ronan Ferros work one

32:07

stream alone is at 10 million right now that's

32:10

what it closed on it cool ten million whoa

32:13

that's the info war stream usually

32:15

it's the little stream but it went

32:17

crazy ten million go look at it number

32:20

ten million right there now and

32:25

not I'm not counting all the clips we put out

32:27

that that's that's that's another we looked at up seven

32:29

million that we just went looked

32:31

not other people copying it so

32:34

I looked at 30 40 channels because

32:38

I think this is very interesting that where that also

32:40

restrained must so we got 15 16

32:42

million when we covered musk everything's it was like 15

32:44

plus today

32:46

I can show you the actual number this is like a month

32:48

ago I don't remember the actual exact was like do we need

32:50

to be here for this conversation looking at other people's coverage 20

32:53

million 30 million 10 million 6

32:55

million 8 million 4 million 1 million 1 million 1

32:57

million 3 million doing and I just stopped in a

32:59

minute when oh my god I just put

33:01

in Trump Elon Musk

33:03

you know click the top thing and just was

33:05

scrolling through the numbers and

33:08

it was I mean if you would I have no

33:10

idea how many it was on top of the billion

33:12

just on the musk stream 700 million

33:18

watched a lot of it but

33:20

over a billion 200 million is last

33:22

number I saw clicked it and that was the day after

33:24

who knows what it is now and then it was all

33:26

over the dinosaur media and all over talk radio and clips

33:29

everywhere so the

33:31

old media is

33:33

dead it's not like oh the the old media

33:35

is losing to the internet or

33:37

like Trump says or or oh wow you

33:39

know they had polls out the last week

33:41

wow the internet now is much bigger than

33:44

legacy media they say 70

33:46

plus percent is the internet political

33:48

coverage of course it is so

33:51

even with all the censorship on all the

33:53

other platforms X is now more

33:56

than doubled its size since Musk took over it's

33:59

almost tripled It's now the number

34:01

one social media for engagement. This is that

34:03

clip was so long and I apologize It

34:05

feels like it goes on for what feels

34:07

like forever But like

34:10

honestly a lot of his show is like

34:12

that. I believe you so enjoy,

34:15

but Alex is trying to make this

34:17

point that Trump talking to Elon got

34:19

a lot of clicks on Twitter and

34:21

that the debate on ABC Got less

34:23

viewers than that So Trump should do

34:25

more interviews with Musk and less mainstream

34:27

stuff like the debate on ABC, right?

34:29

It's a pretty simple point that Alex has

34:31

to talk about incessantly because it gives him this

34:33

pretext to brag about his own inflated numbers a

34:36

Lot of that information is entirely inaccurate

34:38

But I don't really care to argue

34:40

about Alex's numbers or Elon's Suffice

34:43

it to say that Twitter is not

34:45

doing record numbers. The opposite is actually

34:47

happening. He's more or less destroying Company

34:51

yeah, but I want to pretend that it's

34:53

all true because it's actually kind of worse

34:55

if it is If that

34:57

is the case that hundreds of millions of

34:59

people maybe a billion people watch the

35:01

Trump Elon interview Possibly a thousand

35:04

times the viewership of ABC What

35:07

is the world actually remember about it

35:09

other than it happened in

35:11

theory based on what Alex is saying? It

35:13

should have been a moment that will be

35:15

recorded by history and taught to Classes in

35:17

the future But I would bet a nice

35:19

chunk of change that Alex doesn't even remember

35:21

the specifics of what happened other than maybe

35:23

the fact that They started late because the

35:25

text sucked if what Alex is saying

35:27

is true Then he's really just

35:30

illustrating how little of an impact his genre

35:32

of social media has on the real world

35:35

Your shit can get a billion hits and

35:37

it doesn't move the needle in a meaningful

35:39

way This isn't the flex that Alex thinks

35:41

that it is all of these numbers are

35:43

actually making him look worse Yeah, the

35:45

bigger they are the more shit you

35:47

have on your yard. Yeah, essentially. Yeah.

35:49

Yeah Also Facebook Instagram tick-tock

35:52

and whatsapp have larger active user bases

35:54

than Twitter I you know it

35:56

is interesting to think about it in that

35:59

context of like If there

36:01

were a billion views, exactly one billion,

36:03

that would put it on par with like, when

36:06

the penguin falls and everybody hears it

36:08

go, weeeh, you know, a billion people

36:10

have seen that, you know? And

36:13

if that is the same, then they're of

36:15

equal substance. There's about as much you get

36:18

out of both of them. I

36:20

would argue that maybe the penguin has

36:22

more because it's not trying

36:24

to. That, that's fair. So maybe it

36:26

is more successful in what it is

36:28

trying to do. Sure. For a

36:30

billion people. Sure. Than, than

36:33

Trump's. Yeah. I don't

36:35

know. I was just reflecting on that as I was

36:37

listening to him brag about all these numbers, that it's

36:39

like, what?

36:41

Yeah. If,

36:43

if that mattered, then

36:45

Trump's numbers shouldn't be going down. Like the polling

36:47

shouldn't be 50 50 or as close

36:50

as they are. If

36:52

your billion hits mattered. If I'm, if

36:54

I'm a comic, which I used to

36:56

be, and if I'm doing a show

36:58

for 10,000 people, at Madison square garden

37:00

or whatever, I do not want to end

37:02

that show and be like, man, I can't believe I did this

37:05

show for 10,000 people who shrugged.

37:07

Uh-huh. What a shrug show that

37:09

what, you know, like I would, if I'm going to

37:11

get shrugs, I'll do it for 10 people. Sure. If

37:14

I'm going to do 10,000, I want fucking

37:16

big goddamn laughs. Yeah. I'm

37:18

not getting shrugs. Yeah. If

37:20

you are able to captivate an audience of

37:24

a considerable percentage of the

37:26

earth's population, yeah, then

37:28

you should be making a lot more of

37:30

an impact than whatever that fucking stupid boring

37:33

conversation had. Alex was

37:35

bored by it. Yeah. Anyway.

37:38

Yeah. Trump. Uh,

37:40

only way he loses is if they cheat is

37:43

if he doesn't play. Okay. Or if they cheat.

37:45

Oh, okay. The court media is a

37:47

shadow of a shadow of a shadow of a shadow

37:50

compared to the independent media that is the

37:52

media. We have one. There's

37:55

election fraud in place. They're

37:57

trying to convince you this is a close race. It's not.

38:00

If he doesn't win, it is election theft.

38:02

And they always, oh, the fact checkers, there's

38:04

no evidence, she's right, that there

38:06

was any fraud in 2020. None

38:09

of the judges would hear it. They said there's

38:11

no standing, and they punted it. Trump's

38:15

won court cases all over the country. They're kicking

38:17

millions and millions of illegals and dead people off

38:20

the rolls over a million in Texas. And

38:23

then the Justice Department goes, don't do that.

38:25

We're gonna indict you, or that's

38:27

criminal. They said that

38:29

two days ago. So

38:32

they're covering up the windows, trucks are driving when

38:34

they say it's closed, the surveillance cameras get

38:37

sued, the

38:39

county and districts do, and you've got the footage of

38:42

them looking over their shoulder, cramming in the ballots, and

38:44

people cramming them in the drop

38:46

boxes and tracking the phone

38:48

data where they go to a safe house, thousands of

38:50

people, and then you follow them with the phone data

38:52

to a box where they put 50, 60, 100

38:56

ballots in and take photos of each one. Sure.

38:59

I mean, yeah, they stole the 2020 election. They

39:02

tried to steal, they didn't mitigate the victory in 2002. What?

39:06

That's your pitch? But I'm just gonna

39:08

say it again. Whether

39:13

they can steal this election or not, all over the

39:15

world, the New World Order, the Globalist, the WEF, the

39:17

Black Rock Crime Syndicate, power

39:20

is slipping away from them, and the world

39:22

is quickly waking up to them. So for

39:24

me, that's the big takeaway. We could obsess

39:26

over the rig debate, and why did Trump

39:28

do it? Or why did he

39:30

say this or that? And

39:33

Kamala is usually bombed out of her gourd

39:35

or hopped up on amphetamine. She looked like

39:38

she was on some amphetamines and a little mix of

39:40

maybe something to relax her, but

39:42

I think they got her meds right last night.

39:44

Is it blood? Yeah, I hope it was blood.

39:46

This is the best performance we've ever seen from

39:48

Kamala. But again, there's the lowered expectations. So this

39:50

is the same dynamic I brought up earlier where

39:53

all of your narratives rely on the expectation of

39:55

you losing. It sounds like what Alex is saying

39:57

is that Trump is gonna win, but in reality,

39:59

what he's... doing is saying that Trump

40:01

actually losing is not even a possibility.

40:04

So there aren't two possible futures, one where

40:06

Harris wins and one where Trump wins. There's

40:10

the future where Harris steals the election and

40:12

wins, and the one where she tries to

40:14

steal it and Trump wins anyway. According

40:16

to InfoWars lore, as we understand it,

40:19

there is no world where Trump actually

40:21

just wins. Like

40:23

in 2016 and 2020, Alex knows

40:25

there's a pretty decent chance Trump is going to

40:27

lose, and he needs to have this built-in reason

40:30

for why that happened that isn't the

40:32

ideas that my world is based on

40:35

that's unpopular with normal people and appeal

40:37

mostly to severely online dipshits. All

40:40

that stuff Alex was saying is bullshit that we've discussed in

40:42

the past, so I'm not going to get bogged down in

40:44

it again. But there's one point that

40:46

Alex made that really sticks out. He

40:48

says that no courts heard Trump's election cases,

40:50

and that they were all punted for lack

40:52

of standing. That's something that

40:54

Trump said in the debate, but it's a

40:56

complete lie. I actually

40:58

just remembered this from watching the

41:00

debate. There's a moment where the

41:03

moderator asks, recently you have accepted

41:05

that you lost the 2020 election. Right.

41:08

How do you feel about that?

41:11

Right. And Trump's like, no I didn't. Oh!

41:15

See, that's where you lost. That's

41:18

where you lose. If you're the media, you've

41:20

already lost. Well, I think everyone was pretty

41:23

shocked because he did say that we lost

41:25

by a hair and stuff like that fairly

41:27

recently. He said he was being sarcastic. Yep,

41:29

there you go. Anyway, a 2022

41:31

report looked at 64 of

41:33

Trump's cases that were raised in six states

41:35

after the 2020 election, which found that 30

41:37

of them were not thrown out for lack

41:40

of standing, and they got hearings. This

41:42

report, which was written by conservative legal scholars,

41:45

said, quote, we conclude that Donald Trump and

41:47

his supporters had their day in court and

41:49

failed to prove substantive evidence to

41:51

make their case. It's all

41:54

shit, but this is a critically important

41:56

piece of the bullshit infrastructure. This

41:58

is the lie that allows the other lies

42:00

to exist because it creates the explanation for

42:02

how Alex could be correct about all these

42:05

things and yet none of it's proven. If

42:07

only Trump could have had his day in

42:09

court then the truth would come out. But

42:11

Trump did have his day in court and he failed to

42:13

prove any of this bullshit. Holding

42:15

onto these unproven things and behaving as

42:17

if they're true is essential to Alex's

42:19

ability to keep going. So this keystone

42:21

lie is holding up a lot of

42:24

the weight of the other lies. All

42:26

of that other stuff that he ranted off

42:28

about cramming boxes and nonsense, all

42:31

of that is supported by this idea that

42:33

Trump never had his day in court and

42:35

all of these cases were kicked out for

42:37

lack of standing. He needs that

42:39

to enable the other lies. There's

42:43

a lot of dynamics like that with his stories.

42:45

Yeah, there's so much of like, it

42:48

is a lot of what

42:50

would you, you know, when rubber meets the road

42:52

kind of shit where it's like either this or

42:54

this. And if it's not

42:56

this, you have to do something different. You

42:58

can't continue to believe the same thing if

43:01

you're faced with this choice. You

43:03

just have to. Yeah. And

43:05

they've chosen that Trump has won. It's already

43:07

done. There's no going back now. And not

43:10

only did Trump win the 2020 election, he's

43:12

going to win this one. Of course. And

43:15

he won the debate. He just won that. He

43:17

just won. But then why would you ask? Why would

43:19

you do it? And then have people continue to ask it

43:21

after the debate. If you win the

43:23

debate, people go, well, that's why you did it

43:25

to win the debate and show off how great

43:27

he is. He won the debate, but he could

43:29

have won more. Right? Yeah, that's the thing. Okay.

43:31

The good news is I'm looking at the numbers.

43:33

Most polls Trump won. It was his to lose.

43:37

He won the basketball game by 12 points.

43:44

He could have won by 55. He

43:46

could have done through the air Air

43:48

Jordan, you know, slamming and, you

43:51

know, breaking the basket. Huge basket.

43:54

He didn't do any of that. Jordan.

43:58

Okay. be

48:00

enough outspoken about the human

48:02

trafficking and all that stuff that he's

48:04

going to start attacking Trump in order

48:06

to get him to toughen up. And

48:10

I'm really serious. I've talked to the campaign people. I've talked to

48:12

a lot of people. I can get

48:14

Trump on the phone if I really want to, but it's

48:16

just, it's pointless if he doesn't want to do it. I

48:20

just, so you

48:25

know, I'm going to find out when he's at Mar-a-Lago because this is

48:27

the kind of thing that'll get attention. And

48:30

I'm not going to be doing anything illegal or anything bad, but I'm going to

48:33

go make a scene. And

48:37

I'm hoping the message gets to him and I can call up Don

48:39

Jr. You

48:42

know, I call Kennedy up. I

48:45

just, I do everything on air. I don't do stuff on the scene.

48:48

Doesn't have the same rig as if you do. People I give them

48:50

stories to, that's not true. I

48:52

give a lot of stuff to Rogan and other people, but they

48:56

listen to me. If I give it to them, they do it usually.

49:00

I can put a bow on it. I've sent Trump,

49:02

had law firms create reports for him about the deep

49:04

state and the sorrows people were in his

49:06

cabinet and he started going after him. That's when I got attacked

49:08

really hard. But

49:10

I just, it's such a no-brainer. Do

49:12

I really have to start going after Trump on

49:14

air? Yes. You know, I am

49:16

because we got to win 54 days out, 55 days out.

49:20

This is bumming me out. Yeah, this is sad.

49:22

Yeah. This is sadder than him

49:24

talking to a robot. Go, go. Yes. Should

49:27

I, should I go cause a seat? Yes. You're

49:30

Alex Jones. That's all you can do. That's

49:32

what you do. Yes. Why are

49:34

you not doing it is the question you should be

49:36

asking yourself. Right. Right? Yeah.

49:40

Maybe I shouldn't be nice to a political

49:42

candidate. No, you shouldn't be nice. I kind

49:44

of have a theory about that and

49:46

we'll get to that in a minute. All right. Why

49:48

he wouldn't do this kind of stuff

49:50

that you should do. Sure. Like, I

49:53

don't know. There's just something so depressing about

49:55

like I could call Don Jr. Maybe

49:58

I'll call Kennedy. Now

58:00

look up yourself the most badass truck

58:02

in the world. It's pretty badass truck

58:04

Wow He's doing a truck giveaway.

58:07

I've never been in a business where they said

58:09

you know what that it was the raffle that

58:11

really turned Everything around for us. Yeah Yeah,

58:13

we were on a real downward trajectory So we all

58:16

got into the room and had a big meeting and

58:18

somebody was like we should do a raffle I was

58:20

like we raffle off a badass truck That's

58:23

worked every time other businesses have tried it

58:26

You know there's something about Alex that like

58:28

he comes from radio Yeah, so this

58:30

feels like a local radio station it really

58:32

does it feels sad

58:38

Yep Yeah,

58:40

yep, yep, you're not supposed to be

58:42

this man Oh

58:45

god, if you are if you find

58:47

yourself here don't be here. Yeah somewhere

58:49

else do something else it just Stinks

58:52

of a radio. It's just it's not

58:54

it's it's but it's beneath what Alex

58:56

pretends to be and I thought it

58:58

was very very funny Yeah, and I

59:00

don't I'm not knocking local radio Oh,

59:03

we both have we would both be

59:05

delighted to have our voiceover careers from

59:07

ten years ago start And I I

59:09

love meant the the way that Consolidation

59:12

is ruined independent local radio stations totally

59:14

or hindered them in a great way.

59:16

Yeah, I love radio it is Alex

59:19

who is the I

59:21

he is the creation of that I

59:23

think the idea of a truck giveaway

59:26

for a local station is fantastic It's

59:28

what you should be doing. That's great

59:30

for Alex Bummer yeah,

59:33

he's supposed to be like God's chosen

59:35

messenger on earth, and he's doing a

59:37

fucking raffle There's a

59:40

fine line between everybody put your hand on

59:42

this truck and whoever's hand is there at

59:44

the end gets to keep the truck And

59:46

they shoot horses don't they what a big difference

59:48

Maybe you just need to hear a little bit

59:51

more about the truck Maybe when

59:53

you enter to win this you fund the info

59:55

war and take to the globalist now. Let's talk

59:57

about this badass truck Now,

1:00:01

you're getting the colors, I like the best.

1:00:03

This dark green, this black, the red pinstripe.

1:00:05

What really matters is the shocks, the giant

1:00:07

tires, the engine. Now because one of you

1:00:09

lucky people out there is gonna own this

1:00:11

truck, I'm not gonna take it off road.

1:00:13

But we've taken other ones off road. Believe

1:00:16

me, ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing like it. You don't

1:00:18

need to tell me that. Look at this sexy monster,

1:00:20

ladies and gentlemen. Just

1:00:23

be that! Look at this sexy monster. Do

1:00:26

that! Stop being the Alex Sheryls of the

1:00:28

Four Wars guy, and just

1:00:30

be the guy who's like, look at this big fucking truck! Yeah,

1:00:33

maybe you should just be a car dealer. That'd

1:00:35

be great! Yeah. That's where people

1:00:37

like him have always meant to be. God,

1:00:41

it just, it was, I got

1:00:43

a little bit of whiplash from

1:00:45

this commercial. Yeah. Look at

1:00:47

this sexy truck! That is... He seems so

1:00:49

mad. That is fucking crazy. So we come

1:00:51

back for a commercial. Sure. I

1:00:54

got even more sad. Watch

1:00:56

the rebroadcast later, you can't call in. But

1:00:59

right now, we'd love to hear from you on last

1:01:01

night's debate and September 11th and how it changed our

1:01:03

world. 23 years later. That's

1:01:08

a big place to go. Entire

1:01:11

campaigns, World War III on the table,

1:01:13

forced injections, new deadly M.O.N.A. shots. They

1:01:15

get in and open borders and expanded

1:01:17

human trafficking and the criminals getting away

1:01:19

with it all. And

1:01:24

then 9-11. The

1:01:27

Deep State came out of that. Come,

1:01:29

8-7-7-8-9-2-5-3-9. For

1:01:32

$10, 8-7-7-7-8-9-3-5-3-9. Yeah,

1:01:37

I'm seething right now. Yeah, I would be too. I

1:01:39

would be too. I don't know if it

1:01:41

gets better than that. I

1:01:44

just don't know how to, I don't

1:01:46

know how to, I don't know how

1:01:48

to never forget more than that.

1:01:51

Yeah, I... I

1:01:54

thought I was hallucinating when I

1:01:56

first heard that. I just accidentally

1:01:58

started playing commercial. Black,

1:04:00

which is Alex intentionally playing games with

1:04:02

words in order to make a racist

1:04:04

point. Regardless, Harris's father

1:04:06

is Jamaican with African descent, so

1:04:08

all this is just absurd levels

1:04:10

of rationalization meant to slightly obscure

1:04:13

these folks' fundamental racism that this

1:04:15

world is based on and built

1:04:17

upon. So that's fun. Yeah,

1:04:19

yeah, I mean, I've, I, it

1:04:22

made sense, I guess, whenever people

1:04:24

were like, let's stop using

1:04:26

Black. But in reality,

1:04:28

Black was the, Black is the correct

1:04:31

word because it was never about like,

1:04:34

where you're from. It is just

1:04:36

finding a reason to exclude and enslave

1:04:38

all of these people. And

1:04:40

skin color's a great one for this. You

1:04:43

know, it has never been like, oh, well,

1:04:45

we're, we're not, not from Egypt, where

1:04:47

we would say it's Africa. No, not

1:04:49

from, you know, they don't even know what

1:04:51

is in Africa. It is just,

1:04:54

it's just what it is. They're racist towards Black people.

1:04:59

And Alex, Alex is

1:05:01

trying to somehow intellectualize

1:05:03

things and it's just,

1:05:05

all you have to do in this case is

1:05:08

say like, wow, Trump really

1:05:10

fucked up there. Yeah, shouldn't have done

1:05:12

that. Yeah, it's not easy or it's

1:05:14

not difficult to not defend that, even

1:05:16

if you're Alex. But whoopsie.

1:05:20

So earlier in the show, I didn't

1:05:22

cut a clip of this and I kind of regret it in

1:05:24

hindsight. Alex started sort of

1:05:27

riffing a song parody

1:05:29

of Carmacameleon. Sure.

1:05:31

Yeah. How does this get racist?

1:05:35

So he's like, oh man,

1:05:37

I got to write out those lyrics. No, I got

1:05:39

to make, I got to make this cover of Carmacameleon.

1:05:42

And then this happened later. All

1:05:44

right. We're going

1:05:47

to post this on X. We'll make a music video out

1:05:49

of it. Chase Geiser is so amazing. He's like an octopus.

1:05:51

He's doing so much work back there. And

1:05:54

he heard me first hour just

1:05:57

off the top of my head, just say those lines. He

1:06:00

wrote that down, fed it

1:06:03

into AI and said rock and roll woman's

1:06:06

voice. And 30

1:06:08

minutes later we have this. Wow,

1:06:10

it's so good. Wow, it's

1:06:13

so fun. Wow.

1:06:19

Come on, come on,

1:06:22

come on, easy

1:06:25

on. Gotta take your

1:06:28

guns. Gotta destroy a

1:06:30

border and suck World

1:06:33

War III. Wow, it's

1:06:36

so good.

1:06:40

I like the central metaphor. Wow. All

1:06:44

right, that's great, but I did that off the top of my

1:06:46

head. We need to come up with the rest of the song,

1:06:49

like, Gonna chop your son's penis off, Gonna

1:06:51

cut your daughter's breast

1:06:53

off, Gonna have Satanism

1:06:55

at the Super Bowl,

1:06:58

Gonna give you poison shots,

1:07:00

die, die, die. The chameleon's

1:07:02

gonna kill you, And it's gonna

1:07:04

be fun, fun, fun. Something like

1:07:06

that. Something

1:07:09

like that. I'll

1:07:11

write some lines up. Yeah, please do. So

1:07:14

yeah, I just, I

1:07:17

struggle as somebody who's

1:07:19

followed Alex's career. Sure. I

1:07:21

struggle to hear that and not,

1:07:24

like, I don't understand why he's not

1:07:26

mad about this. I

1:07:29

am. Right. I hate it. I

1:07:31

hate AI. I hate it. He

1:07:33

should be furious about this bastardization and

1:07:36

this parody of human creativity. Yeah,

1:07:39

it's horrifying. Yeah, he should be, Chase

1:07:41

should be out on his ass, thrown

1:07:43

through the studio plate glass window, quite

1:07:45

frankly. Totally. Agreed. Get that fucking octopus

1:07:47

out of here. Yes. Yeah.

1:07:50

This is bad by your own

1:07:52

rules. Yes. Why am

1:07:54

I the one who is angrier about this? I

1:07:57

was, I watched Waking Life not too long ago.

1:07:59

Yeah. visit it. And I'd

1:08:01

forgotten that Alex was in it

1:08:03

when I started the movie. And

1:08:06

his scene came on. And I

1:08:08

was really taken back to seeing

1:08:10

this for the first time, not knowing who

1:08:12

he was. And one of

1:08:15

the things that he's screaming about is

1:08:17

the creativity of the human spirit that

1:08:19

will not submit. And all this, going

1:08:22

back to the 90s, these are

1:08:24

the kind of messages that were really important

1:08:26

about humanity is too good. And now we

1:08:28

have like, isn't it funny that this robot

1:08:30

made a song in 30 minutes? I did

1:08:33

this, I did something. I watched Ghost in

1:08:35

the Shell. I rewatched Ghost in the Shell,

1:08:37

the original 95 one. Obviously the 90s, that's

1:08:41

where we're living at these days, apparently.

1:08:44

And it is like, for all

1:08:46

the themes about it, the thing

1:08:48

that people tend to forget is like

1:08:50

the idea is that the consciousness is

1:08:53

searching for death. Because death

1:08:55

is the way you validate existence.

1:08:57

Right? So that's the entire thing.

1:08:59

And that the AI cannot die

1:09:01

is the problem. That

1:09:03

the AI is not alive, you

1:09:05

know? And that the AI

1:09:08

can't emote. Yeah. Like you're

1:09:10

creating a facsimile of the

1:09:12

whoa, whoa, or whatever. But

1:09:14

that was supposed to be

1:09:16

in the context of music,

1:09:18

this expression of somebody feeling

1:09:20

something. It is not aesthetically

1:09:22

pleasing. No, it is by

1:09:24

the lack of aesthetic pleasing

1:09:26

that we are allowed to see the emotion within

1:09:28

it. Otherwise we could have just

1:09:30

had somebody who was very good at singing.

1:09:32

Yeah. And this bums me out. It should

1:09:34

bum out Alex. It should bum everybody out

1:09:37

in such a weird space where Alex is

1:09:39

like, Oh, isn't that fun? We

1:09:41

can make song parodies faster. Yeah, I

1:09:43

think we need to, Dan, I think it's you

1:09:45

and me. We're leading the butlery and jihad. I

1:09:47

think it's us. I think we, I think we're

1:09:49

all thinking machines have to die. So

1:09:52

Alex takes a call from Twitter.

1:09:54

Sure. He's also on spaces. Of

1:09:56

course. And this person's another, another

1:09:58

idiot. Right. I wanted to. really

1:10:00

thank you. I happen to hop

1:10:02

in right when you were touching on what's

1:10:05

happening here in Springfield, Ohio. I'm

1:10:07

about a county over and

1:10:11

no matter if the

1:10:14

cat that was on the

1:10:16

police video was

1:10:19

killed by a woman here in Canton,

1:10:21

Ohio or if the

1:10:26

the geese were killed

1:10:28

by migrants at the park, but

1:10:30

no matter if some of the topics or

1:10:32

or the ways that stories were conveyed in

1:10:35

the moment were off, the

1:10:37

main thing is that we now

1:10:39

have gotten the message out there

1:10:41

that a town of what

1:10:44

was 38,000 or or maybe 40,000 has now had an increase of 20,000 people who

1:10:46

are going to need assistance

1:10:53

that the local community does

1:10:55

not have to provide.

1:10:59

And now I'm

1:11:01

noticing when I've dealt with my

1:11:03

and been in charge of my

1:11:05

grandfather's disability and

1:11:09

food stamps for the past couple years that

1:11:12

this is one of the first months that

1:11:14

he has not been or that

1:11:16

his payment is now five days late. Yeah,

1:11:20

I mean, it's cloud and pivons. They know bringing

1:11:22

in 25 million illegals and just three and a

1:11:24

half years is going to collapse the country. It's

1:11:26

designed to do it. They admit that's their plan.

1:11:28

So this caller really gets to the core of

1:11:31

what the strategy is for these folks. And also

1:11:33

you had a lot of confused looks on your

1:11:35

face. I'm worried. Did you not hear about any

1:11:37

of this stuff? No idea. Any context? No context

1:11:40

at all. Okay, well, feel free to ask questions

1:11:42

as we go along. Okay. So this caller is

1:11:44

essentially openly admitting that it doesn't matter if all

1:11:46

that stuff about people's pets getting eaten was a

1:11:49

lie because they accused Haitian immigrants of

1:11:51

doing it, which drew spotlight to the

1:11:53

fact that there's a bunch of immigrants

1:11:55

in this town, which is apparently a

1:11:57

problem. Right. Incidentally, it's not a problem.

1:12:00

Springfield, Ohio's population has been increased considerably

1:12:02

in the past few years due to

1:12:04

an influx of migrants, but its economy

1:12:06

has also improved along with it. As

1:12:08

the economy has generally improved without the labor

1:12:11

that these migrants provide, the factories and industry

1:12:13

in Springfield wouldn't have been able to operate

1:12:15

the way it has, so there's a lot

1:12:17

being ignored. So what's going on here

1:12:19

is that on May 18, 2023, a 35-year-old Haitian man drove a

1:12:21

minivan into

1:12:25

ongoing traffic, which ended up causing a bus

1:12:27

to veer off the road. The

1:12:29

ensuing crash killed an 11-year-old child and injured

1:12:32

23 other kids. The

1:12:34

man driving the bus was charged with

1:12:36

involuntary manslaughter and vehicular homicide. Despite

1:12:39

pleas from the deceased child's family, this

1:12:41

event was used to stoke hatred towards

1:12:44

the largely Haitian immigrant community there in

1:12:46

Springfield. J.D. Vance has been

1:12:48

an utter disappointment as Trump's VP choice and

1:12:50

is from Ohio. In

1:12:52

recent weeks, he's been trying to get

1:12:54

some of that hometown cred in speeches,

1:12:56

and he's hit particularly on the subject

1:12:58

of Springfield, Ohio multiple times, looking

1:13:00

to inflame the feelings of resentment

1:13:03

towards migrants, exploiting the death of

1:13:05

this 11-year-old child. People

1:13:07

are posting bullshit on social media blaming

1:13:09

migrants for stealing and eating pets there,

1:13:11

which is sort of working in concert

1:13:14

with J.D. Vance's bringing up of Springfield,

1:13:16

and so people are trying to validate

1:13:18

it with things like, someone, a Haitian

1:13:21

can donate a cat. It

1:13:23

turns out it's not a migrant. It's

1:13:26

all just a bunch of bullshit. Now it's

1:13:28

just pumping this up, and Trump

1:13:30

is repeating it aggressively on the

1:13:32

debate stage. That's

1:13:34

what Trump was talking about when he's like, they're

1:13:36

eating pets. It's literally

1:13:39

all xenophobia and racism, and this color

1:13:41

is a really great representation of how

1:13:43

it doesn't matter to a believer whether

1:13:45

something is true or not. He

1:13:48

wanted to believe that immigrants were eating

1:13:50

pets because he wants to demonize immigrant

1:13:52

populations. He's going to push the

1:13:54

story that they're eating pets because it furthers that

1:13:56

goal. Once it's a little too

1:13:58

embarrassing to continue pushing the story, that they're

1:14:00

eating everyone's pets, he retreats to just

1:14:02

saying, well aren't there a lot of immigrants

1:14:04

there? As if that's been his point

1:14:06

all along. He points to his

1:14:09

grandfather's supposedly late check, which if that story

1:14:11

is even real has nothing to do with

1:14:13

migrants in a different city, and Alex thinks

1:14:15

his dad shouldn't be getting or his granddad

1:14:17

shouldn't be getting to begin with. The

1:14:20

eating pets thing might have been bullshit, but

1:14:22

my grandpa's check is late and that's what

1:14:24

this is really about. That's an unacceptable point

1:14:26

and that's an unacceptable way to present your

1:14:29

shit, but that's exactly what this caller

1:14:31

is embodying. And that's

1:14:33

how these games are played a lot of

1:14:35

the time. Yeah, yeah that's so

1:14:37

fucking... that sucks. Every

1:14:40

part of that sucks. It's just

1:14:42

trash. The willingness to be like, maybe the

1:14:44

whole story that we were telling isn't true,

1:14:46

but still, that's just...

1:14:49

come on guys. I mean just fucking... Gah.

1:14:53

Awful. What do you...

1:14:55

no! How do you

1:14:57

listen to somebody... I mean it is like,

1:15:00

sir, stop all of that. Well,

1:15:03

I think... All the office and see

1:15:05

where your grandfather's check is. That's

1:15:08

it. Yeah. That's our

1:15:10

conversation, sir. Everything else shut the fuck up about.

1:15:12

And I thought, like when I... the first time

1:15:14

I listened through that clip, I thought he was

1:15:16

saying this is the first time the check's ever

1:15:18

been late. Right. But he didn't. No!

1:15:21

He said this is one of the first times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:15:23

It's like it's not even a unique experience. What are you talking

1:15:25

about, man? What is happening? Yeah, yeah. People

1:15:28

just have too much ability to

1:15:30

say things and demand people

1:15:32

hear them. Yeah. Like,

1:15:34

people... like, just idiot shit is

1:15:36

too available. And that's... I

1:15:40

don't know. What else is there to say? You know what else there is

1:15:42

to say? What? Do you want a fucking sexy

1:15:44

truck? I do! You

1:15:46

know what? That actually has brightened my

1:15:48

day. I take back everything I have ever

1:15:50

said about sexy trucks. I know a guy

1:15:53

who could get you a sexy

1:15:55

truck. I bet giving him my email address

1:15:57

is a good idea. So here's where I

1:15:59

was like... that commercial for the

1:16:01

sexy truck yeah I was like this is

1:16:04

pathetic yeah it's a real bummer yep but

1:16:06

then a little bit later in the

1:16:08

show Alex has a guest on

1:16:10

okay who's the guy who's giving away that

1:16:12

sexy truck now back in and I started

1:16:14

to understand what was happening okay so Alex

1:16:16

talks to talk to this guy okay all

1:16:19

right been

1:16:21

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1:16:50

reporters back to expand to fight the tyrants

1:16:52

during this key election look at those t-shirts

1:16:54

look up of your TV or if you're

1:16:57

a radio listener these are in stock these

1:16:59

are made right here in America printed in

1:17:01

Arkansas ready to ship to you and

1:17:04

I hope with some of the concepts on

1:17:06

these their concepts are even better these are

1:17:08

badass t-shirts so you get what's going

1:17:10

on right Alex

1:17:13

has got a new t-shirt guy yeah

1:17:15

he's he's trying to get all

1:17:18

of the like his supplement business is

1:17:20

now his dad's supplement business the clothing

1:17:22

and apparel and all of that stuff

1:17:24

is now this but he needs to

1:17:26

drive traffic over to this thing and

1:17:28

so we have the Alex Jones store

1:17:30

is the URL for this guy's business

1:17:33

that is totally separate completely separate totally

1:17:35

separate yep and they're giving away a

1:17:37

truck in order for you to be

1:17:39

lured into going and giving your

1:17:41

email address and buying product to

1:17:44

try and transition customers over to

1:17:46

this yeah you gotta off-ramp people yeah no

1:17:48

it makes sense it's it makes the

1:17:50

total sense it's a great transparent

1:17:53

yep and I

1:17:55

can't believe this is all legal I can

1:17:57

yeah I guess so yeah so

1:17:59

anyway This guy is also his old knife guy. This

1:18:02

guy is also his god damn it! Why

1:18:04

won't anybody just do fucking limericks

1:18:06

like they god damn meant to? Right.

1:18:08

You know? Yes. Sometimes it's like just

1:18:11

do fucking limericks! If Marty Schachter was

1:18:13

giving away a sexy truck, perfect.

1:18:15

Absolutely! Everything makes sense. The world

1:18:18

is a better place. Yes. Yeah.

1:18:20

But to Alex's knife guy, now he's his clothes

1:18:22

guy, he's giving away a truck. And

1:18:25

also, uh... That

1:18:27

could not be more of like a, Hey,

1:18:29

I've got my idiot brother to run this

1:18:32

multinational corporation. Because he's absolutely not related to

1:18:34

me in any way. Now let me ask

1:18:36

this question about your idiot brother. Yeah. Was

1:18:38

he there on January 6th? And

1:18:41

we're not going to spend the whole show on this in

1:18:43

this hour. We're going to go to your calls to get

1:18:45

his papers because Nate Hughes is a patriot. He's a J-Sexer.

1:18:48

He didn't want to get into it, but just like Owen, right

1:18:51

now he's facing prison time. So

1:18:53

the owner of the company, he's

1:18:55

trying to stop that. I know you won't get into the case. But

1:18:58

you did absolutely nothing, of course, just like Owen. And

1:19:01

just all part of the dragnet, absolutely criminal

1:19:03

in my view. But your

1:19:05

whole company are patriots, it's full of

1:19:07

veterans. And you're just kicking ass. And

1:19:09

you've been doing a great job for so long. And it's

1:19:11

wonderful to be working with you. So Nate Hughes was a

1:19:14

violent rioter on January 6th. Sure. There's

1:19:16

footage of him fighting with the cops, wearing

1:19:18

one of Alex's Space Force shirts, no less.

1:19:21

Good. He attempted and failed

1:19:23

to steal a cop's shield, and was

1:19:25

recorded yelling incitement towards his fellow rioters

1:19:27

on multiple instances. Hughes is

1:19:29

actually a living embodiment of the fact that Alex's

1:19:32

version of the story on January 6th is full

1:19:34

of shit. Hughes was doing

1:19:36

things that Alex claims didn't happen. And

1:19:39

on August 6th, just a little over

1:19:41

a month ago, he pled guilty to

1:19:43

one count of civil disorder, one count

1:19:45

of assaulting, resisting, or impeding an officer,

1:19:47

and one count of violent entry and

1:19:49

disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds. He's

1:19:51

set to be sentenced on November 15th, so, you

1:19:54

know, he's hoping Trump wins. Or else he

1:19:56

might end up getting some horrible punishment, like

1:19:59

probation. I don't

1:20:01

know. So anyway, he's a nice guy who is now a

1:20:03

clothes guy who's giving away a truck also is facing Possible

1:20:07

prison time for January 6th. The fuck

1:20:09

is this a mad lib? I I

1:20:11

appreciate I appreciate just

1:20:13

how useless the legal system is It's

1:20:16

almost impressive at a certain point apparently this

1:20:19

I mean this just this moment

1:20:21

this snapshot is such an embodiment It

1:20:24

is just like Do

1:20:26

you do they get together and then like

1:20:28

listen to this moment and go like oh,

1:20:30

I think we've done great So this guy

1:20:33

who tried to overthrow the government? Let's

1:20:35

stop right there in service While

1:20:40

you know he violently tried to steal

1:20:42

a cop's shield in the

1:20:44

scuffle so he he

1:20:47

pled guilty to that straight and now

1:20:49

he's decided to create

1:20:52

a shell business for Alex now

1:20:56

See now now after trying and failing

1:20:58

to overthrow the country He's going to

1:21:00

steal money from the families of a

1:21:02

dead child right and take a cut

1:21:05

and take a cut. Yeah Yeah, yeah

1:21:07

by using Alex's name right and then

1:21:09

the legal system is going to collect

1:21:11

those fees, baby billable

1:21:14

hours So now I think

1:21:16

because they're talking about a sexy truck Yeah, I

1:21:19

think that Alex might confess to something

1:21:21

here that good could be illegal. That's

1:21:23

great I don't know if there's gonna

1:21:26

be any consequences well, but we'll see,

1:21:28

you know You go to the Alex

1:21:30

Jones store comm you support Alex you get entered

1:21:32

to win a truck like it. It's a win-win

1:21:34

It's a no fun. Oh, it's very fun. Well,

1:21:36

I'm very on the truck I want me

1:21:39

to I want it to I'm kind of jealous. Well, but

1:21:41

I'm not just saying this folks. I You

1:21:44

should I've because my my Ford's

1:21:47

got big tires and it's great and I put it

1:21:49

through hell But I even had the realignment fix it

1:21:51

recently because it just rattles all over the road. I

1:21:55

Given the truck to my dad, but then with the bankruptcy stuff

1:21:57

He said you can use the trucks even on my truck anymore.

1:21:59

But the point I love the old truck had a lot

1:22:01

of fun, but I gotta get

1:22:03

rid of it once I drove this I don't know

1:22:05

how it's so smooth. Did you give your dad a

1:22:07

truck to shield it from bankruptcy? Yes, obviously Alex

1:22:11

what are you talking about? Don't

1:22:14

talk about giving away your assets in

1:22:16

the context of a bankruptcy while you're

1:22:18

on air doing something that's meant to

1:22:20

shield assets from bankruptcy I

1:22:22

mean I you know it is it

1:22:24

is like The

1:22:27

what keeps society together is we all

1:22:29

just agree that if Alex doesn't say

1:22:31

it out loud Maybe

1:22:33

it's not true, but he did say it out loud.

1:22:35

That's the problem now We all have to admit that

1:22:38

he's hiding his assets from the bankruptcy

1:22:40

frequently saying this shit out loud And

1:22:42

they are not doing anything about it.

1:22:45

It's so it's fine. It's legal It's

1:22:47

wild if I am shocked that everybody

1:22:49

is not stealing shit all the time

1:22:52

So I don't know Exactly how this business

1:22:54

is set up because I didn't have a whole lot

1:22:56

of time to look into it But it

1:22:58

is just basically a Shopify. Yeah sort

1:23:01

of Online store or

1:23:03

whatever so front yeah in theory

1:23:05

I mean enough pressure could

1:23:08

be exerted on Shopify and this could

1:23:10

be shut down sure because they I

1:23:13

Imagine would not want to be associated with

1:23:16

This very clear attempt on Alex's

1:23:18

part to pivot customers from his

1:23:20

business That is subject to bankruptcy

1:23:22

over to a new dummy business

1:23:24

right, but that's owned by a

1:23:26

guy who tried to overthrow the

1:23:28

government I'm

1:23:31

not saying people who try to overthrow the government

1:23:33

shouldn't be allowed to own stores whom that's not

1:23:35

what I'm saying among us Hey

1:23:38

listen if it well, I'm closer to the

1:23:40

overthrow the government side than not half the

1:23:42

time, but I Don't

1:23:44

know if at the very least you should have to make your

1:23:46

own store It can't just be something

1:23:48

that Alex gives you I honestly think that Trying

1:23:51

to overthrow the government is more defensible

1:23:53

than starting an online store for Alex

1:23:55

Jones I 100% agree with I think

1:23:57

you could construct a much more sound

1:24:01

ethical argument for overthrowing the

1:24:03

government. We celebrate overthrowing the

1:24:05

government once a year. Right.

1:24:07

So until we celebrate Alex

1:24:09

stealing money from tragic families,

1:24:12

then yeah, I think it's worse. So

1:24:14

anyway, I got to

1:24:16

a point where I was like, click. Yeah. Yeah.

1:24:21

Yeah. Listen to Alex and this

1:24:23

dig-dong talk about how great this truck is. The

1:24:26

problem is I would listen to the commercial about,

1:24:28

look at this sexy truck. Yeah. That's great. I

1:24:30

would listen to that for half an hour. Yeah.

1:24:32

Alex just sort of sitting in the studio with

1:24:34

this guy trying to talk about the great truck.

1:24:36

Not fun. No. And this

1:24:38

is the day after the debate and the anniversary

1:24:40

of September 11th. If I'm this

1:24:42

guy, right, the

1:24:46

only reason that this guy is the guy who's chosen

1:24:48

is because he's the guy who's not going to be

1:24:51

like, why'd you pick me? Right?

1:24:54

Because like if Alex

1:24:56

is like, hey, I'm trying to hide

1:24:58

money from these families. And

1:25:01

you are conveniently going to be in prison. I

1:25:03

would be like, why would you want, why do

1:25:05

you think I would want to be involved? There

1:25:10

are some uncomfortable questions that might be

1:25:12

arisen. I

1:25:15

get the whole idea that we could like in

1:25:17

their world, they can be like, oh, I'm hiding

1:25:19

it from bankruptcy lawyers and all that stuff. But

1:25:21

like at the end of the day, you're stealing

1:25:23

it from families of children. Yep. You're

1:25:27

just a thief. Oh

1:25:30

boy. Thief slash knife

1:25:32

salesman slash shirt designer

1:25:34

slash. Excuse me, sir. I

1:25:37

know you have no morals. Please. I'm

1:25:40

setting up a store. I just

1:25:42

I can't I can't find it within

1:25:44

myself to understand that kind of a

1:25:46

decision. But hey, they're going to make

1:25:48

some bucks on some shitty hats and

1:25:50

shirts. Best of luck to them. I

1:25:52

guess whoever wins that sexy fucking truck.

1:25:55

Oh, also $10,000 cash. I

1:25:57

forgot about that part. Damn it. Ten thousand dollars

1:25:59

cash. and the sexy truck. That's what people

1:26:01

are trying to win. Oh, man. I kind

1:26:04

of want that truck. $10,000 put

1:26:06

up by the shirt company, Alex,

1:26:08

specifies. We're

1:26:11

just robbing people. It feels

1:26:13

like it. Yep. Yep. Anyway,

1:26:15

we'll be back with another episode to see what the

1:26:17

other kind of ... Honestly,

1:26:22

the heights of the first robot

1:26:25

interview. Yeah. Yeah. The ride that we

1:26:27

took, I really felt at

1:26:29

a low when we hit that third interview. Yeah.

1:26:32

I thought, like, ugh, I feel a little dirty.

1:26:35

Now this. This is ... Alex is giving away a truck.

1:26:38

You know, it's the

1:26:40

problem with the roller coaster. We went up too

1:26:42

high. We heard the chick, chick, chick, chick, and

1:26:45

we were like, well, we're obviously going to stay

1:26:47

up here forever. No, sir. Wrong. Nope. Now

1:26:49

we're giving away a fucking truck. We'll see what

1:26:51

happens with that. But until then, we have a website. D-D-D-S-L-S-H-I-T-T-T-E-C-O-P.

1:26:54

Yep. We'll be back. But until

1:26:56

then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZXSqark.

1:26:58

I am the mysterious professor. And

1:27:03

now here comes the sex robot. Andy in Kansas.

1:27:05

You're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello,

1:27:09

Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I

1:27:11

love your work. I love you.