0:00

Then we got breaking news. We did a

0:02

whole Patreon. Last question in a

0:04

Patreon. For no better reason. And y'all can

0:06

watch it on Patreon. For no better reason,

0:08

nobody asked for this. Mark just brings up

0:10

Skit's skin. His back's blown out. For

0:12

no better reason, he's wearing pantyhose. Mark brings up

0:15

a video. Skit's got the Minnie Mouse gloves on

0:17

or Mickey. We don't know at this point. Is

0:19

he really or no? I can't figure it out.

0:21

Obviously, these images have leaked. Let me squirm my

0:24

eyes so I don't get all the way in.

0:26

Apparently. That's why

0:28

Skit's like this. He's like, God forbid I see some

0:30

pussy. I might turn straight. Do we know if it's

0:32

him for real, though? I think he is gay. I'm

0:34

just now learning about this kid. But it seems like

0:36

he is gay. This is a real detective. I'm

0:39

just now learning. I'm gonna walk home over

0:41

here. Oh. That

0:45

shit is crazy, though, from what I thought I

0:47

saw. Al, you looked. Al, you

0:49

look. You just squished your eyes out. Why'd you put your hand

0:51

there? I'm trying so hard not to look. Just close your eyelids.

0:53

You don't have to put your hand there. Yeah. Just don't look

0:55

at it. Do we still? Do we know if it's him for

0:58

real, though? Is it possible when

1:00

he confirmed it and said that you're chill? He said, you

1:02

don't want your kid to be dead, son. I don't know.

1:04

We didn't even look into it. Why can't he be gay,

1:06

bro? Why can't he be gay, bro? That's my point. What's

1:08

wrong with him? I just want the truth. I just want

1:10

the truth. But what's wrong with him being gay? Nothing

1:13

I can think of. Why are you

1:15

fighting so hard for him being not gay? I just

1:17

want the truth. The truth is pretty clear. I mean,

1:19

you're saying a lot of truth. There's nine inches of

1:22

truth, right? I'm

1:24

just saying, bro. Yeah,

1:29

I'm sorry. Oh, my god.

1:32

Son. I bet you he needs a

1:34

shoulder to cry on. If you want to talk sketch, I'm here, bro.

1:36

Reach out. Die. Now you're fighting him to the

1:39

crib, bro. Reach out. We can talk. I'll cry.

1:41

If he's going through, what if he's going through

1:43

something right now? I don't know. I mean, he's

1:45

definitely going through something. It's probably very difficult for

1:47

him. Something's going through. But the truth shall shut

1:49

you free. The truth shall shut

1:51

you free. I

1:53

can't drink, Shablizz. Sketch, I don't know you, but it seems like

1:55

you're gay. That's OK. I

1:58

want you to be comfortable being that. There's a

2:00

kid. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, be what you

2:02

are, dude. That's a beautiful thing. Fuck anybody who

2:04

judges you, Alex. Yeah, Alex was judging.

2:06

He calling you gay looking like this. Get out of

2:09

here. Nigga, I'm fly as fuck. Let

2:11

me ask you a serious question. Let me ask you

2:13

a serious question. Is your dick bigger than the one

2:15

sketch was sucking in them videos? Close.

2:18

Close? So close in which direction? I

2:20

think I might be bigger. Are

2:23

you... Yeah. Yo,

2:30

this is not funny, man. But we're taking Patreon

2:32

energy back into the beginning of the pod. No,

2:34

no, no, this is not going. They can't judge

2:36

us. No, it's not going. No. Because

2:38

really, it was already... We gotta go back to

2:40

the episode. We gotta go back to the episode.

2:42

But listen, free sketch in all ways. Like be

2:44

yourself. Yes. Play video games. You

2:47

know what I mean? Yeah. Don't stop streaming. Now

2:49

you're gonna make more money. Don't stop streaming. There's no

2:51

way. I can't... Why is that

2:53

no way? You and Mike don't want it to be true

2:56

so bad. Why did you let this kid be weird? Yo,

2:58

I want the truth. I can't be gay, man. I just

3:00

watched seven videos of him sucking dick. I would like to

3:02

believe that they're AI. In

3:04

actual videos of dick sucking that I just put

3:06

in my eyes to squint. Why? Why?

3:09

What do you mean, why? You don't

3:11

approve of what he's doing. He's probably meant like

3:13

emotional requiem. This is why I hope it's not

3:15

real. His whole world is crumbling. I genuinely hope

3:17

it's not real because the reason he said he

3:19

was doing is because he was fucked up on

3:22

drugs or did some whatever shit. That's awful, Al.

3:24

Yeah, and I would hope that a young boy

3:26

was not taken advantage of by some fucked up

3:28

people because of a drug addiction. Yeah. Well,

3:30

that was good. Well, that was good. I ain't got

3:32

a lot. That was good. Let's take it back in

3:34

there. We don't even got a funny cam for me

3:37

to look into. Miles, cue it up. There

3:39

you go. He was late. I guarantee you. I

3:41

know he was late. I was looking into the

3:43

camera. Miles switches three seconds later. I'm already looking

3:45

back at him around there. He's on the ring

3:48

cam in the front. I don't even know what

3:50

Miles is doing back there. Damn,

3:52

what a fucking... Back to the episode. We gotta

3:55

talk to Sketch, man. Shout out Sketch. I

3:57

hope you live your truth. Yes. If

4:00

you're gay, I hope you're gay. Yeah, brother.

4:05

Yeah, brother, yeah, brother, that's not encouraging.

4:08

What's that? Like the... No,

4:10

not. Let's get to... We're gonna go back

4:12

to the regular rest of the episode. Do

4:14

you think he has a manager that is

4:16

shrewd enough to be putting out

4:19

these narratives on the internet to

4:21

maintain relevance? Wait,

4:24

that he's gay? No, faking this. Like

4:26

putting AI images, saying that he used

4:28

to be an OnlyFans creator. Also, what

4:30

dude had to be the one that

4:32

admitted he found... You

4:34

know what I mean? Like you don't want to be the dude in

4:36

the friend group that's like, yo, yo, you heard sketches of him in

4:39

Gay OnlyFans? He just pretend somebody sent it. Oh, I just got sent

4:41

to me. I mean, who? Show us the DM.

4:44

Yeah, Mark, who sent this to you? Brother, it's Grand

4:46

Wizard. He's posting about it. Talk to him. Yeah,

4:49

it's true. Why does he still have it

4:51

activated? Is it activated or somebody just like...

4:53

No idea. You

4:55

tell us, Al. Is it activated? I

4:58

mean, if they're up, if people are finding them right

5:00

now, I would assume it's still activated. I got caught.

5:04

Oh, because I had to do research for the

5:06

part. You're gay. Did

5:10

you look at the pages and still up? There's no

5:12

way. He's probably making so much fucking money streaming. There's

5:14

no reason even due to gay porn. You do it

5:16

for the love of the game, bro. You really are.

5:19

Love the game clause, you know what I mean? Damn.

5:21

Let him go at it. There's no way. Why

5:24

is there no way? Let me tell you why.

5:26

Because last week, everybody was 100% convinced that

5:30

the prison porno was

5:33

real. Okay, there was, did

5:35

you see that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this

5:37

girl's getting fucked, she's the CEO, she's getting fucked

5:39

by this guy in a prison in England, right?

5:42

And the other dude is filming on his phone

5:44

and everybody's like, oh my God, this girl has

5:46

a boyfriend or boyfriend's an MMA fighter. They have

5:48

a kid together and their family's gonna fall apart,

5:51

blah, blah, blah. And it just comes

5:53

out today that the whole thing is fake. Wow. So

5:55

it's like, is this the new thing? Might

5:59

be the new thing, yo. in

10:00

my car if you want to come right now. And she was a

10:02

rat looking girl. I do want to come right now. Yeah. I'm

10:04

so glad you brought that up. I was so turned on

10:07

by it. I was like, maybe I should give you that.

10:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You should have. You

10:11

can't really be willing. And then it's like, no, while

10:13

she's doing it. Just to like throw her off. Yeah,

10:15

yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, tour, update.

10:18

Thank you guys so much. I just

10:20

want to let y'all know we're adding second

10:22

shows in San Antonio, Salt Lake City,

10:24

and Reno. We added

10:26

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10:30

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10:32

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10:34

for the interest. We also have Las

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10:39

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local time. I will see you

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guys all out there. Thank you so much. Peace. Also,

10:53

I got dates coming up. You can check

10:55

akashsing.com. We're going to be in Jacksonville at

10:57

the end of July, Hawaii at the end

10:59

of August. Five weekends in a row in

11:01

September, we're going to be on the road.

11:03

But in the meantime, I want to talk

11:05

about a chai shop that I invested in.

11:07

It's called Fontanous. I honestly have not found

11:09

good chai in New York until this. I

11:11

invested in it. My brother helps run it.

11:13

His name is Arjun Gupta. He's a fantastic

11:15

actor. Also married a wonderful woman from India

11:18

in Assam, where they have some of the best

11:20

chai in India, which is some of the best

11:22

chai drinker, biggest chai drinkers in the world. Guys,

11:24

Fontanous. It's in Dumbo at 28 J Street. You

11:28

know it's good because I invested in Dumbo

11:30

and I hate doing that. So go there.

11:32

A couple of people came through last week

11:34

who really appreciate y'all. They DM me, said

11:36

it was great. I appreciate that. I love

11:38

y'all. Thank y'all. Keep going. Fontanous. It's

11:41

F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S. There you go.

11:44

Fontanous. Let's get back

11:46

to the show. The gayest things we do in

11:48

straight sex. Exactly. When a guy

11:50

sees a handsome guy and goes, man, you must

11:52

get so much pussy. Yeah. People

11:54

will be saying, male comments will say

11:56

that to Mark as if that's not gay. Like instead of

11:58

just being like, yo, you're a good guy. Oh,

14:00

Shannon Sharpe. He killed. That was

14:02

51%. We look at a

14:05

picture of Shannon Sharpe's shirtless, like, just ass going crazy.

14:07

We just talking about Shannon Sharpe. We're like, yeah, his

14:09

show is hilarious. Like, this guy's killing him. And we

14:11

saw a picture of him without his shirt at 50-something

14:13

years old. He looks amazing. He looks like he's doing

14:15

this good shape. And we're like, man, this guy's in

14:17

great shape. I wish I looked like that. Volligos, man,

14:20

he must be crazy in bed. Oh,

14:22

no. No. What?

14:26

That's the percent. No. Wait.

14:28

Wait, what? That's

14:30

separate. He said, no, he must

14:32

be crazy. That's

14:36

it. That's it right there. What the fuck

14:38

is that about? That's crazy. Like, what positions

14:40

are you even thinking about, like, telling your

14:42

man to get ahead from the girl you're

14:44

both smashing? Like, is that

14:47

one of the positions? Because if you're saying being crazy,

14:49

but you're thinking of him on top, which is a

14:51

gayer way to think about him. You know what I'm

14:53

saying? But you're thinking about his dude as. No, I

14:55

don't think he's just thinking about positions. No, you are.

14:57

You're thinking about his dude as Flexim. That

14:59

dude as Flex is not a good look. That's gay,

15:01

bro. It's not a good look. We

15:03

look like dragons. You ever kid us something

15:06

with bears? You know what I'm talking about? You know what

15:08

a dragon got no ass? It's just

15:10

tail. Nah, man. That's what we, you

15:12

especially have. He's talking about Shannon Sharp, though. He looked

15:14

like he does some squats. What are you trying to

15:16

say? Probably look a little better. What are you trying

15:19

to say, yo? Shannon Sharp probably got some cheeks. But,

15:21

you know what I'm saying? He probably

15:24

cheeked up. Look, it looked like a

15:26

ball sack. No. No, that's

15:28

probably how I look. What? Oh my god.

15:32

That's what my ass looks like when I'm on

15:34

top. Guaranteed. Oh, god. That's exactly what my

15:36

ass looks like when I'm full thrust on top.

15:38

How crazy is that? I'm not even ashamed

15:40

that I need it. Who is that? That's Hank

15:42

Hill. That's Hank Hill. I got Hank. Bro, you

15:45

got Hank Hill. My ass look like Tom Brady's

15:47

chin. That's

15:49

how tiny my ass retracts. When I

15:51

go full thrust. That's straight ass. That's

15:54

a straight man's ass. Oh, you're saying that gay

15:56

guys got? Yeah. That's what I bark below. He's

15:58

smart for it. Mark 49 percent, no? No,

16:01

no, no, no, no. How you looking up, Mark 49 percent?

16:04

Almost up, Mark 49 percent. That's

16:06

crazy. How does he be working

16:08

on it, though? I'm not saying that. Sorry,

16:12

I don't know so much about gay guys.

16:16

Are you saying gay guys got bigger asses out?

16:19

What's up? I would think so. How often you

16:21

got to change the couches at WTF media studios

16:23

because you're gay dudes and you got to listen

16:25

up. Love shit's be crazy. That be stains on

16:27

the mofugas. They do butt munching. It's

16:30

crazy. Do the gay guys get calm on your

16:32

couch? No, no, no. I

16:34

hope not. I hope not. They

16:37

slurp it up. That's why it's called WTF, bro.

16:39

Yo, yo, yo, yo. Come

16:42

on, baby. What's

16:45

the hell going on right now? It's wild dog. What's

16:47

getting into him and what's not getting into him? Nah,

16:49

yeah, I'm just going crazy. I go to the studio.

16:51

She goes crazy. I got to get it

16:53

off me, bro. I'm

16:56

sorry. You know

16:58

what I'm saying? Every time

17:00

I see it because there's so many pods

17:02

that film at WTF, so you see a

17:04

lot of different pods there. There's a bunch

17:06

of badass bitches, just all badass bitches. And

17:09

I attribute everything to WTF. And

17:11

it's usually bad bitches talking about bad bitch things.

17:13

But every once in a while. Hey.

17:21

And I say this, I say, yo, WTF

17:23

is gay. That

17:25

shit is gay. That

17:30

shit is gay. Oh, god. So why is he

17:32

trying to hit me with so many facts in

17:34

my IG comments all the time? She got repaid

17:36

by the Democrats and some shit. Yeah, why are

17:38

you defending like that? Everything I posted, she said,

17:41

she got on quick with the abortion shit. She

17:43

was probably right about that one. But then I

17:45

posted something else. The Taylor shit she was on

17:47

right away. Oh, yeah, I posted something about the

17:49

Taylor. And she's like, oh, it's not exactly that.

17:52

Yeah, you said it was hard to find. She was like,

17:54

LOL, it's not hard to find. It's like, why you LOL

17:56

and preemptively bitch? What's the preemptive

17:58

LOL about? It's preemptively. She's

18:01

a Shade Room commenter, you know what I mean? They be

18:03

like, they be going in. They be going in. That's

18:05

just how they so love. I'm just a man, she's defending

18:08

the Swift like that. She's defending the Swifties. Yeah, I got

18:10

more tea on the Taylor shit side. Oh, that's a

18:12

couple. If y'all want to know, I know we're having fun

18:14

having gay talk, though, so I don't want to move off

18:16

of this shit. And

18:18

there's nothing straighter than four guys talking

18:20

about Taylor Swift. Yeah, it's a perfect

18:22

segue. You sure? Yes. I

18:25

don't know if this is the same tea I already

18:28

said, though. I'm being completely honest with you. It

18:32

might be a little warm. It might be a little warm. It

18:34

might be a little warm tea. It might be a little warm

18:36

tea. I'm back to shots. OK,

18:40

here's the tea. I

18:44

think, not

18:46

even, I'm going to give you

18:48

the information. OK, but this is

18:50

my presumption. I'm putting this out. I

18:54

think Taylor's team lied

18:56

to her to protect their jobs

18:59

after fumbling the biggest

19:01

deal in music history. And

19:03

I think she believed

19:06

the lie, because you'd rather believe your dad

19:08

didn't fuck you over, your

19:10

managers didn't fuck you over, your new record

19:13

exec didn't fuck you over. You'd rather believe

19:15

everybody around you that's there to protect you

19:17

didn't fuck you over and that these two

19:19

other dudes did. But

19:23

what's this based on? OK, so she

19:27

sends this. I actually got this fucking letter. So

19:29

she sends this. She

19:31

agrees to go to Universal, right, with this guy, Lucian

19:33

Grange guy. She agrees to go there. Lucian

19:37

tells her, as part of the deal, we're

19:39

going to give you back your masters, which

19:41

has never happened before in history. OK, but

19:44

he goes, you can't say anything to

19:47

Scott Borchetto, the guy who owns Big Machine. Because

19:49

if you say that it's going to happen,

19:52

then he's going to charge me out the fucking ass. And

19:54

then it doesn't even make sense. So

19:56

I need you to tell him you don't

19:58

even want them. Because

20:00

if you say you don't want the masters,

20:03

then I can get them for a good amount.

20:05

There's not gonna be this, ideally, not this crazy

20:07

bidding war. Mm-hmm. Right? Now, I don't know if

20:09

Lucian is telling her that, but the deal is,

20:11

is it under the table, hush

20:13

deal, that she's gonna get the masters? As

20:16

part of this thing, this has never happened before in music. She

20:19

sends a text that's public domain, you can go look at

20:21

it right now, matter of fact, I might have it, that

20:24

Big Machine put it up on their fucking

20:26

website. So she sends this text, right? And

20:29

the text is to Scott Borchetta,

20:31

right? Mm-hmm. The text

20:33

reads as this, you ready?

20:36

Okay, Scott, I hope

20:39

this finds you well. Since communication ran

20:41

dry on our negotiations, I've done what

20:43

I told you I would do and

20:45

gone out exploring other options. Owning my

20:47

masters was very important to me, but

20:49

I've since realized that there are things

20:52

that mean even more to me in

20:54

the bigger picture. I had a

20:56

choice whether to bet on my past, whether

20:58

to bet on the future, and I think knowing

21:01

me, you can guess which one I chose. I

21:03

also saw a rare opportunity to affect positive change

21:05

for a lot of other artists with the leverage

21:08

I have right now. I know you believe in

21:10

the same things that I do. I'd like to

21:12

think that you would be proud of what I've

21:14

negotiated for in my deal. That's the new one

21:16

with Universal. I wanted to tell

21:18

you first that I'll be signing with Lucien,

21:20

Universal. I honestly truly cherish everything you and

21:22

I have built together, and I plan on

21:24

saying so in my announcement of

21:27

the new deal. What

21:29

we accomplish together will be a lasting legacy

21:31

and a case study on excellent partnerships and

21:33

may it continue. I still view you as

21:35

a partner and friend and I hope you

21:38

feel the same, sending you a hug and

21:40

my most sincere gratitude and so much love,

21:42

Taylor. Political, brilliant,

21:44

authentic, beautiful. Beautiful message.

21:48

I'm good on the masters. She

21:54

says she's gonna go to the set of place. Okay.

21:59

Scooter. comes in and goes, hold

22:01

on, she's not buying the Masters? Hey,

22:04

I'd like to buy the Masters. Tell

22:06

Scott Prochetta, hey, if she wants to be involved

22:08

in this, pull her in. Scott

22:11

Prochetta sends him that text message. She

22:14

doesn't want to be part of it. Universal

22:18

is trying to buy the Masters for 270 million dollars. Assuming

22:23

in that situation that if you're Lucian and you're

22:25

invested in her future, you also want to be

22:27

invested in her past. Makes perfect sense. Scooter's

22:30

like 270. Shit, I'll do it

22:33

for more. He doesn't know that the plan is

22:35

to give the Masters. This has never happened before

22:37

in fucking history. Give Masters. He

22:40

goes, I'll buy them for more than that. What does

22:42

Scott Prochetta want to do more than anything? Fuck the

22:44

most money. Fuck that guy. I'm not going to give

22:47

you... Make the most money, one, but I'm also not

22:49

going to give the Masters to the guy who stole

22:51

the most valuable client I will ever have in the

22:53

history of my business. And

22:55

I'm going to give them? Fuck that. I got

22:57

another one for more money and I get to

23:00

stuff it to that motherfucker. I

23:03

don't get why Universal thought that would work. Like,

23:06

I don't know what their calculation was. It was like, oh, we'll

23:08

buy it from the guy that's mad at her. This is why

23:10

I have a little empathy for what Taylor thought. Her

23:14

team fucked up the greatest record deal in

23:16

history. The greatest record

23:18

deal in history, you have to lock that in

23:20

before she goes. You have to lock in the

23:22

deal for 270. They didn't

23:24

lock in that deal. I think Taylor thought that it

23:27

was locked in. I think her team, all to save

23:29

their own asses, said it

23:31

was. And then Scooter and Scott, they

23:33

fucking back channeled and they stole it

23:35

from us. Because

23:38

if they say what really happened, which is

23:40

what the email correspondence is show, that their

23:42

team didn't have a fucking deal, they fucked

23:44

up. And these guys made one to stuff

23:46

it, stick it to, or to stick it

23:48

to Universal. So

23:51

the team is in fucking desperation mode. They're

23:53

all going to be fired. We

23:55

fucked up the biggest deal in music history.

23:58

The biggest artist in history. first six

24:00

albums, we fucked it up. We

24:03

gotta have a scapegoat. What's a

24:05

scapegoat? Scott Prochetta, Scooter Braun. What

24:08

sticks? Scooter Braun. And

24:12

then what happens is once the narrative already exists, it's

24:14

like House of Dragons, it's like, okay,

24:18

I don't wanna go back against this. I

24:20

imagine it's come to light. I imagine Taylor

24:22

now probably knows what really happens. I mean,

24:24

fairly quickly, big machine put out

24:26

those text messages, here's the correspondence, here's everything.

24:28

But once the narrative's set, you just run

24:30

with those narratives. And it's a

24:33

great narrative. It continues the victimhood narrative,

24:35

right? So it's like everything's kind of

24:37

perfect and you just wanna look the other way and you

24:39

wanna drive as fast as you possibly can. The

24:41

only problem is, you know,

24:44

some fucked up shit ends up having a Scooter's family,

24:46

the death threats, her telling her fans, go tell them

24:48

how you feel and then these fucking lunatics go start

24:50

with it. This is what I still don't love is

24:53

at the end of the documentary, Taylor's team, they ask her

24:55

for comment, she's like, we'd like to move on from this.

24:57

I bet you would. I

25:00

see mad comments on the post that we put up.

25:02

Taylor wants to move on from this, she wants nothing

25:04

to do with this, this is in her past. When

25:06

has she ever let anything go? You know what I

25:08

mean? She talked about

25:10

Kanye for fucking years when she was

25:12

the victim, when somebody else is a

25:14

victim and she wants, guys, why are

25:16

we carbon on the back? This

25:19

is old news, this is going. And that is

25:21

the thing that I'm like, yo, I can give

25:24

her the benefit of the doubt to a larger

25:26

degree. That is funny though. That all of a

25:28

sudden when you win a billion

25:30

dollars, now, we need to focus

25:32

on the past. This guy's life got threatened, I got

25:34

nothing to do with that, even though you actively called

25:36

for it. If you, yo, you

25:38

can't tell me Trump called for

25:41

insurrection or whatever

25:43

and Taylor didn't call for this guy's family to

25:45

get threatened. That's a great argument. You can't believe,

25:47

you gotta either believe, none believe both. That's a

25:49

great argument. Stand down

25:51

and stand by is actually softer than

25:53

tell them how you feel. Yeah, that's

25:56

rush to capital. She

25:58

said rush to capital. She said storm that bitch. But

26:00

it's interesting that she talks so much about the patriarchy

26:02

and the power of the patriarchy and she's behaving a

26:05

lot like it. That is a dude, that is a

26:07

thing that drives me crazy. And I say this about

26:09

minorities all the time when we just wanna. Still best

26:11

concert I've ever seen, I just wanna point that out.

26:13

That would never take anything away from me. She's a

26:15

historically great artist. Amazing. Anybody's

26:18

trying to say otherwise, you're lying to yourselves. But.

26:21

And her team knows that and they know they

26:23

fucked up. And I presume they fucking lied to

26:25

her and then she ran with it. And she's

26:27

too embarrassed to acknowledge she ran with it. And

26:29

she might even believe it. But there's

26:32

proof of what really happened. There's email

26:34

correspondence. It's all out there. Like

26:36

all the truth is out there. But people would

26:38

rather believe the lie that's more interesting. Which is

26:41

the girl got taken advantage of by these evil

26:43

record execs. No, your fucking

26:45

team fucked up. Your daddy who's on the

26:47

board fucked up. The lawyer, your daddy appointed

26:49

to look at every email just so he

26:52

can't, he fucked up. Everything is there. His

26:54

dad is responding to emails. What is it,

26:56

Scott Swift? Her dad. Sorry, her

26:58

dad is responding to emails. There's screenshots

27:01

of this shit. It's all out there. It's

27:03

the most obvious fucking thing in music history

27:05

that nobody talks about or cares about because

27:07

she's so famous. And just being famous and

27:09

successful doesn't mean that you should allow to

27:11

accept these fucking narratives. Now, I feel

27:13

bad for Scooter or not, that guy's a fucking billionaire. He did

27:15

great. He's doing awesome. Okay, but

27:18

he also does have to deal with a large

27:20

swath of the world thinking that he did something

27:22

which he did not do that might go against

27:24

his character. And that's fucked up.

27:27

Imagine if people just thought you did some shit that

27:29

you did not do. Absolutely. It would annoy

27:31

you, rub you the wrong way a little bit. And if

27:33

your family's getting threatened, you want to dislike

27:35

the guy cool, but if your family's getting

27:37

threatened, it's just a different ballgame. It just

27:39

is. The second you bring family into it,

27:41

you cross a fucking line, everybody knows this.

27:43

You bring wife, you bring kids. They just

27:45

started talking about children. That's some demonic shit

27:47

you bring kids into something. You know what

27:49

I mean? I'm curious, do you know if

27:52

Universal changed a deal since they weren't

27:54

able to get by the Masters?

27:56

Because I'm sure that was the

27:58

carrot that got tailored. It's

28:00

an absolutely phenomenal

28:02

question now. Sorry, what'd you

28:05

say? This is a great fucking question. Because

28:07

I'm sure the big pull to

28:09

get Taylor to sign the universal was, hey, we're going to

28:11

buy your masters and give it to you. Now that they

28:13

couldn't attain her master, did they give her a different deal?

28:16

That would be, we got

28:19

to find that out. Coming to you

28:21

next week. That because

28:23

if they do change the deal and

28:26

add more upside or incentivize in some

28:28

new way, they acknowledge

28:30

that they had this pre-existing

28:32

thing. Whoa.

28:35

Because why would Taylor accept

28:37

the same deal and lose out on $300

28:39

million worth of music rights? And that's in

28:42

perpetuity. It's $300 million then. Now who knows

28:44

what the fuck it's worth? Bruh.

28:48

Hmm. And

28:51

was there a contract she signed with

28:53

universal before the masters got put through? Or is

28:55

that just like in talks? I don't know. That's

28:57

the thing I'd want to know. Because

28:59

she was being offered by Big Machine a way

29:02

to get her masters back through making more albums

29:04

or just buy it back herself. She had like,

29:06

I don't know, a few hundred million at the

29:08

time and it would liquidate her essentially to buy

29:10

back the masters. So I'm sure, reasonably

29:12

so, you're hesitating. Though

29:15

you could get a loan to get your shit back. You're one of

29:17

the biggest artists in the world. Doesn't matter. It's way

29:19

better when some other company's like, we're going to get it back

29:21

for you. Now, do we want to get really nasty with it? If

29:24

we want to get really nasty with it, what

29:27

if they promised it to her? Knowing

29:30

full well. Wow. They didn't really

29:32

care that much to get her the

29:34

masters. They were going to low ball, see if they

29:36

could get them. If they couldn't get them, who gives

29:38

a fuck? We got this Taylor girl and you know

29:41

what she's going to do? Mark, what do you think

29:43

she's going to do? I think she's

29:45

going to make some more albums. I think she's going to make a

29:47

lot of money. And not only will she make some more albums, maybe

29:50

she'll rerecord those

29:53

original ones that

29:55

we don't have the rights to. You think they knew that

29:57

though? I'm just

29:59

saying. what is cheaper if

30:01

you rerecord them galvanize your fans

30:03

based on this bullshit narrative that

30:05

they should go out there and

30:08

now she can get

30:10

the money from them you get the money from

30:12

them you didn't have to lose the 300 million in

30:15

the first place it's almost now we're

30:17

getting real conspiratorial and I have no proof for any

30:19

of this but it's a way better deal if

30:21

you ask me for Universal

30:24

you save 270 million

30:26

dollars and you still get all the fucking albums so

30:29

she did get screwed over by music executives but

30:32

it was the other ones and I imagine she's

30:35

either too embarrassed or doesn't truly know what really

30:37

happened to admit it because you don't want to

30:39

go I went to Universal and all these men

30:41

fucked me and I'm staying here

30:45

and you gotta stay because you signed that fucking

30:47

contract hmm can you check if

30:49

the new re-recorded albums are under Universal I'm

30:51

sure she owns the complete masters for them

30:54

but I imagine that what

30:56

is it I don't know how I don't know how

30:58

record deals work we're like sometimes distribution yeah

31:00

I think Universal still has the distribution on it let's look

31:02

at them but if she owns like all the rights

31:05

masters for that's kind of the

31:08

smoking gun right there because she

31:11

signed to a label she's putting out

31:13

a new album that should

31:16

automatically go to the label labels

31:18

should automatically own the rights well I'm sure the

31:20

deal that she had was like she gets to

31:22

keep her masters in perpetuity all of them oh

31:25

you think even the new albums I would imagine

31:27

I would imagine she might be that I think

31:29

Universal what his theory is and I don't know

31:31

I think we're giving her a lot

31:33

of benefit of the doubt but I'm fine doing that because her fans scare

31:35

me I think what he's

31:37

saying is Universal is like hey you know what

31:40

why don't you just rerecord your albums

31:42

and you'll keep those masters we know we

31:44

fucked up you rerecord the albums you keep

31:46

the masters they're all yours you didn't have to pay

31:48

for them they're yours but they still

31:50

get the distribution so they still want they didn't have

31:53

to pay for the masters and you know what you

31:55

know what Akash you know what they were gonna get

31:57

for the low six albums earlier just

31:59

the distribution Yeah. So now

32:01

you get the distribution and you save $300

32:04

million. Yeah. If

32:06

that is what happened. And even if

32:08

the real asshole here is this

32:10

guy, Lucian and Scooter is getting all the fucking heat. And

32:14

we could throw you an extra 100 million Taylor. Just,

32:17

we fucked up, I'm sorry. And

32:19

we're still, now we've made things right with you

32:21

and we're still saving $100 million. I

32:23

wouldn't say Lucian's an asshole. He's just a

32:26

smart business man. So are we

32:28

afraid of him as well? Or is it just Swifties?

32:31

What I'm saying is, no, no, what I'm saying is

32:33

this. He's a smart business man. No, no, what I'm

32:35

saying is this is, fuck

32:37

that guy. You know what I

32:40

mean? Hey, hey, hey, ready? Fuck that

32:42

guy. Fucking over the Swifties like that.

32:44

Oh, how dare he? Fuck

32:46

over Taylor and Swifties. They didn't know any better.

32:48

What a jerk. They can do, pfft. What a

32:51

jerk. I'm a Swiftie. I'm a fuck over the

32:53

Swifties. I got my friendship, brother. There it is.

32:56

Let's go. Swiftie gang. In

32:58

a sense, her new contract with Republic Records

33:00

gives her complete ownership of her songs and

33:02

therefore Taylor's version was born. I

33:05

don't know if Republic and Universal are the

33:07

same. Maybe Republic is within Universal or something.

33:09

And its complete ownership include distribution? I

33:11

think you still need a distributor. So

33:14

they'll get this distribution rights, which is the only thing they're gonna

33:16

fucking get anyway and they save $270 million. And

33:19

nobody's talking about it. Because

33:21

the narrative that she has is so fucking sexy.

33:23

If you were a young girl, you got your

33:26

heart broken a million fucking times, you

33:28

have guys manipulate you, treat you like shit. Why the

33:31

fuck would you wanna believe that things were happening in

33:33

good faith? Also music executives historically

33:35

don't have the best track record. So it's

33:37

an easy person to jump on. Of course.

33:39

Yeah. Absolutely. Okay.

33:44

I want. Fucking scooter. Yeah. Fucking

33:47

scooter. Okay. I

33:50

wonder if it affected his business in any way where

33:52

artists were like, oh, if I work here, is

33:54

it gonna, you know, am I gonna lose my masters or whatever? It

33:57

did affect his bottom line in some way. Ellucian.

33:59

No, Scooter, in the long term. I

34:02

wonder if artists were like, hesitant and had to be

34:04

explained the whole story. I would assume, yes. Like

34:07

if I was a new artist signing with him, would

34:09

I be like, oh, could this backfire? Because her narrative

34:11

is so compelling. Like I wonder if there's any verifiable

34:13

way he could prove that it affected his work. And

34:15

then he had to go all the way to Korea.

34:18

He had to go all the way to Korea where

34:20

they can't even pronounce Taylor Swift. Exactly. That's

34:23

what he had to do. They forced him to go to

34:25

fucking Korea to make boy bands. What are they? Boys,

34:28

yeah. They're boy bands. This

34:31

is disgusting what they've done to this poor man. Or

34:33

if you want to be an artist that's associated with

34:35

Scooter who has beef with the

34:37

biggest artists in the world. Right. That

34:40

definitely fucked up his bottom line. Because other people would.

34:42

I think he got a Sue Taylor Swift. I

34:45

mean. You ain't gonna win

34:47

that one. Sorry, Swift. You suck. I

34:50

get a little zen in the system and I start

34:52

saying crazy shit. I think at the end of the

34:54

day, everybody's happy. Yeah.

35:00

We just want to pee. Yo, she's hot. We

35:03

are so removed from music. And we're still

35:05

afraid of the Swifties, yo. We are so

35:08

removed. Listen,

35:11

Swifties, free your girl from the

35:13

real music execs that are fucking

35:15

her over. Her dad, Lucian. What

35:19

does Lucian look like? She's over this. I think

35:22

she wants to move on. She wants to move

35:24

on. I think she wants to move on. She

35:26

wants to move on, make billions of dollars. Yeah,

35:28

let's move on. Why we been bringing up this

35:30

T? I went to the concert. What's up about

35:32

something relevant, like when Kanye stole her popcorn award?

35:34

Yeah, shit matters. That was fucked up. That shit

35:36

matters. That space trophy or whatever. That was a

35:38

whole game. That was traumatizing. That

35:40

was a shit. I know. That's horrible.

35:42

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35:45

got me tickets to that shit? Scoot them

35:47

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37:24

let's get back to the show. Alex does pretend

37:26

to be a rapper. Have you ever heard this? This is a

37:28

true story. Alex does

37:30

pretend to be a rapper. Please tell me. He likes

37:32

to get rap clout. Please tell me. Alex told me

37:34

in confidence, and he said, don't tell him, as I

37:36

said, I never will. But I'll tell you guys privately.

37:39

Basically, sometimes when he flies Delta

37:41

One, he intentionally puts on some chains and some rings

37:43

and some sunglasses. He sent us on Patreon. To be

37:46

a rapper. That way people see him and they go,

37:48

oh, this guy must be a rapper. So he's trying

37:50

to double dip on the rap clout and the podcast

37:52

clout. I hope you get pulled over. I

37:55

hope you get pulled over. That's a death threat. That's a

37:57

death threat. Yeah. That was a death threat.

38:00

No, it's in my block. Not in every city.

38:02

I hope you get inconvenienced by this. When I

38:04

drive, all this is off. And

38:06

I'm like, come on. That's just it. Come on, man.

38:09

You got to sweat it, chow it. I ain't never

38:11

like coughing. Yeah, stop it. Come on, man. You got

38:13

to know when to show them and know when to

38:15

fold them, bro. Yes, absolutely. That

38:17

is. He loves white people asking him

38:19

on Delta I. Like, so what kind of industry are you

38:21

on? You just see the looks. You just get the looks.

38:24

And I know they're trying to figure it out in the

38:26

head. It's like, oh, what black guy is this? It's

38:30

fun. It's fun. White because they're trying

38:32

to understand why you can afford to be in

38:34

Delta I. That's racist. Yeah, it is. Racism.

38:37

You could sell drugs. Yeah,

38:39

you could be a basketball player. Yeah, there's tons

38:41

of things white people can do. All right, we're

38:43

not basketball. Yeah, but no. If I

38:45

saw a white guy with a bunch of tattoos and goofy-ass clothes and

38:48

a grill, I'd be like, what the fuck is this white boy doing?

38:50

Yeah, he'll look like Lil' Mom. Just

38:52

shut up, Mom. Yo, Mambu checked

38:54

out. How do you check me? Mambu

38:56

checked out? I didn't even know I was really scary.

38:58

I was scary. You're really scary, dude.

39:00

I didn't even know I was him. I thought

39:03

you were joking, calling this white kid a change

39:05

blow by. Yo, the greatest drill rapper in New

39:07

York history was out in the Hamptons, pulled up

39:09

with his pops. We chilling at

39:11

the party, July 4th. And,

39:13

uh. No, so gangster him to pull up with

39:15

his pops. Pulled up with his pops. Yeah, his pops.

39:17

I'm more afraid of Mambu's pops than him. Mambu's

39:19

big Mambu's a little scary. And

39:22

he goes, yo, wasn't that the kid over there that said

39:24

I'm a culture vulture? And then I

39:26

was like, ow. And I swear, Al Turner out the

39:28

corner of his eye saw Mambu and then

39:31

couldn't hear me. I had to yell his name three

39:33

more times. I was like, yo, didn't you call Mambu

39:35

culture vulture? And Al just started laughing like that and

39:37

then ran down the yard to go play spike ball.

39:39

Yes, son. My dog's a big culture vulture. You really

39:42

are? He tried to play spike ball. Watch after Cece

39:44

with my little cute dog. He tried to beat me.

39:46

He tried to steal spike ball from the whites. Culture

39:48

ball. Oh, I'm nice. No, we're not getting done. Don't

39:51

let him out spike ball. No, no, no, no. I

39:53

was busting ass in spike ball. Don't let him out

39:55

the white boy beef. OK, so what happened in your

39:57

interaction when Mambu checked you? I honestly

39:59

thought you were a bitch. Making a joke. I did

40:01

not think that was my boo. What do you think

40:03

it was? Just a white guy pretending to be black

40:10

All right, and then when he rolled up and he checked

40:12

you he brought the tool out Yeah, it was crazy when

40:14

he went for the ice cream and shit like that. I'm

40:16

still Wasn't my boo and

40:18

I'm like, right? Yo, let me get a 16.

40:20

So I'm fucking with him not thinking he's actually

40:22

a rapper Let's cap. I swear to God. I

40:24

swear to God You heard it, right? Nah,

40:28

he did. Damn, bro. I'm gonna eat up

40:30

all my fro-yo Now you get 16 bars,

40:32

mama. We got all the toppings and everything.

40:34

Yo, we're throwing out some wild accusations Let

40:36

me just say everything is alleged but in

40:38

case we get sued You know who we're

40:40

gonna call Morgan and Morgan and you can

40:42

call them too if you are wrongfully injured

40:44

They sponsored this segment. Let's get back to

40:46

it. We had a fun weekend out there.

40:48

Akash bailed on us, of course Come on,

40:51

Akash hates us, yo. Come on, dude. I

40:53

never want to hang out with the fam

40:55

I had a show yo, I had to go vindicate myself.

40:57

Oh, we got to hear about this show. We're gonna what

40:59

the Akash the worst bomb

41:02

he's ever had in his life. He

41:04

had the opportunity to write this ship

41:07

We are gonna get to that But I first want to

41:09

reflect real quick on this weekend that you were not here

41:11

for because you bailed on us for the worst gig You've

41:14

ever done. Yeah, so you had a chance to do the

41:16

worst gig you ever done again Or hang out with your

41:18

friends and family for July 4th and you picked the worst

41:20

gig ever. Okay Just wanna be the

41:22

Brown Party. That's what it was. Yeah, you wanted to pull

41:24

the brown party. Ain't nothing wrong with that's who I am

41:27

You're our friend too He

41:32

was white oh gosh, I mean that okay Okay

41:47

this weekend boys came out Dove

41:51

found his Brazilians. Yeah, I mean Dove

41:53

was just Dove was on a tear.

41:55

That was awesome Dove really found himself. He was only 48%

41:58

this weekend Oh,

42:00

like, I thought he was straight. He was very straight. I

42:02

thought he was straight. I don't know what's happening, but I

42:04

know when I walked into the office today, I heard Dove

42:07

on the phone to somebody go, oh, you don't have to

42:09

sell me. I'm long on the

42:11

Hamptons. And I was like, what happened

42:13

this weekend? What happened this weekend? It's

42:15

adult Disneyland. But I know

42:18

it was fun. Oh, yes. I know Dove

42:20

had fun. It's adult Disneyland. Can I just

42:22

say real quick, real quick. Disneyland.

42:25

No, it's fantastic. Rich

42:27

adult Disneyland. Yeah, yeah. Al

42:31

rented a dog for the weekend so he could fit in.

42:33

And I scared the white people. He rented his dog. How

42:35

much is it called to rent a dog for the weekend?

42:37

Son, that's my dog. Man, stop it. That is my dog.

42:39

I got the cutest dog in the world. I know you walk

42:41

right outside WTF on canals from a window somewhere. Hey,

42:44

hey, hey, what about Friday?

42:46

Hey, before you peeking this

42:49

thing, I'll just put your watch for it. She

42:52

was next to a duck hanging on a tree. So

42:55

we're out there, right? And bro,

42:58

I'm so excited for this week. We

43:00

figured everything out. The boys are coming

43:02

out. I'm so excited, right? I

43:07

set up paddle every single day for us. Every

43:10

single morning we got paddle set up,

43:12

whatever. I get out there, I think

43:14

Monday night, Tuesday, I'm like, all

43:16

right, let me play some paddle. The boys are gonna come

43:18

in Wednesday, Thursday. Let me just get a game or two

43:20

in so I can get warm for them and bust that

43:22

ass. Tuesday,

43:25

I play

43:28

first game. It

43:30

was either Tuesday or Wednesday, I play, I turn my

43:32

back in one way, back is gone. I'm like, all

43:34

right, back is gone. I go

43:36

back, it's literally, my hips went this way,

43:42

my back went this way and I'm

43:44

out for two weeks. Okay, so I go, okay,

43:47

my back is fucking gone. I can barely breathe.

43:49

It's really bad. It's the beginning of a

43:51

two hour game. I can't quit in this fucking game. Within

43:53

three minutes of my back,

43:56

I jump up in the air to hit a ball. I

43:58

come down and I can't jump as. as I used

44:00

to but my ankles don't know that yet. So I jumped

44:02

and my feet kind of went like this. Thinking

44:04

we were gonna be in the air longer. I

44:06

came down, boom, immediately spraying the fuck out

44:09

of my ankle, my ankle's gone, back gone,

44:11

ankle gone. Okay? He

44:15

was so sad bro. He was so

44:17

sad, never seen him this sad. I'm fixing it.

44:20

That's me kid. Sorry, I'm hobbling back

44:22

bro. What happened? I'm hobbling back. Why

44:24

is this so? That

44:26

was when his back went. That was when

44:28

his back went. Oh, he's actually. That

44:32

was an actual photograph. This is

44:34

Chelsea's back. Oh, so much. I

44:37

was heartbroken. I was heartbroken. I

44:39

showed up, my wife, y'all know my wife don't

44:41

like it when I'm sick or I'm hurt.

44:44

She's an amazing woman. She's incredible. She supports me

44:46

with everything I do. But if I get sick

44:48

or hurt, she act like I act with her.

44:54

So she was like two hours, absolutely

44:56

phenomenal. Get me anything I needed to get. That

44:59

time runs out fast. Two hours and one minute.

45:02

I asked for her to get like some Tylenol

45:04

or something. I remember she was like,

45:06

didn't you already take it? And

45:09

the second she said that shit, I was like, oh, it's gonna be a

45:11

long week. It's gonna be

45:13

a long motherfucking week. I

45:15

couldn't move for the rest of the fucking week.

45:17

Everything's ruined. Okay, just for me, I'm heartbroken. I'm

45:19

sad. I just want to let,

45:21

we're setting the table. The boys come out,

45:24

resurgence of energy. It's getting exciting. Take

45:27

it away. Wait,

45:29

what? Just take it away. What

45:34

the fuck? You started this guy. Did

45:36

I know that? What is taking away?

45:38

I think he thought he still used

45:40

to interrupt. Take it away. He's like,

45:43

yo, I'm electric finishes, but let me.

45:55

I done come here popcorn the whole time. What

45:58

is this? Everybody

46:01

has to tell us the end of the story. You

46:03

said, take it away. Oh, that is funny. No, no,

46:05

that was it. That is hilarious. We tried to game

46:07

of Thrones us. He gave us three books and said,

46:09

take it away. What

46:11

the fuck? Can't game of Thrones your

46:13

own story. Fuck y'all. Finish

46:16

the series. Oh, now do it, buddy. We need

46:18

book five. It's Thursday.

46:21

Oh, it's Thursday. Yo, can I be

46:23

honest with you? Can I be honest with you? I started

46:25

telling y'all, I love you too. I started telling y'all about

46:27

Twi-Twist and my ankle hurt my back. I got sad. I

46:30

couldn't even think about what else I wanted to tell you.

46:32

No. No, you really

46:34

weren't sad. I really was hard broke. I felt

46:36

bad. You were like, God, take it away. I

46:38

was, bro, I kept telling people about it. And

46:40

I would look over my shoulder and look at

46:43

my wife looking at me stank for even talking

46:45

about my ankle and back hurting, bro. I

46:48

tried to reach for something. And I was like,

46:50

oh, my back hurts. I saw my wife giggling

46:52

at me with your meal. I

46:55

go, are you laughing at me? She

46:58

goes, Jamil's laughing. I go, he could laugh.

47:01

We built up three decades of laughing at

47:03

our pain. You've

47:05

got to be here for me during this period in

47:07

our lives. But how much longer did you play after

47:09

you got injured? Two hours. Two hours after the injury.

47:12

Because I was warm and I knew that was the

47:14

last time I was probably going to be able to

47:16

play the title ever. That's a good point. Do you

47:18

think you exacerbated the injury? Yes. Mark, my ankle still

47:20

doesn't work. You said take it away. Ask

47:22

him interesting questions. Not with girl logic.

47:26

God damn it. You didn't get the win. Did

47:29

you win? We actually did

47:31

one one time. But it doesn't matter. We're not

47:34

counting that. It was an overall net loss. But

47:37

anyway, the boys came out and we had a great time. And

47:39

Dove was in adult Disney World. He found his Brazilian girls and

47:41

he was just on fucking fire. How did Dove and Harry, your

47:43

injury? Because we had all these games set up and he also

47:45

didn't play. Oh, do

47:47

you think that he had a reason for that, maybe?

47:50

I don't know. He said he was also injured. I got injured.

47:53

What are you going to say? How'd you what? It's not

47:55

contagious. How'd you get his injury? He

47:57

could dance every fucking night. I know he was out till five.

47:59

5 a.m. 5 a.m. What

48:02

you get injured doing? Back strokes? The fuck?

48:05

Not receiving? It just happens. We're

48:07

playing a lot of paddle. It's too much.

48:09

But did you have fun? You had fun out there?

48:12

Phenomenal. We all happy still. Talk about the...

48:15

Dove, your voice sounds, uh, hoarse. A

48:17

little raspy. We

48:19

all still have Molly in our system. Oh

48:21

yeah, they were doing so much fucking Molly. Bro,

48:23

it's also funny, like... But this

48:25

is one thing that I... He's got a little

48:28

hit. He just did

48:30

his... He said the word and started

48:32

licking your fingers. That

48:35

was Pavlonia, bro. That

48:38

was Pavlonia, bro. That's crazy. That was

48:40

pops and Friday. Yeah, it wasn't even great. You feel

48:42

salt in your mouth? That was...

48:44

That was absolutely crazy, bro. Yo,

48:49

I gotta say, after this weekend, I do have some friends with

48:51

some drug problems. I do, man. And by friends, I mean I

48:53

have one friend with a real

48:56

drug problem, bro. You know you got a

48:58

friend with a drug problem when the rest of your friends

49:00

are like, Yo, this dude's an asshole. Yeah, what the fuck?

49:02

Yeah. Yeah, let me tell you

49:04

something. We got a whore friend who is an

49:06

ass... Bro... Nah,

49:09

I got two friends. Balla's

49:11

one of them, but he's not the one I'm talking about.

49:13

That was my first guess, man. No, it wasn't. It

49:16

wasn't Balla, but it was funny because Balla must have been

49:18

on some coke or some shit because some people came

49:20

up to me like, Hey, we're at the MSG show, and,

49:22

you know, the

49:25

show was great, and that was really so thoughtful, the video at

49:27

the end, and Balla was right next to me. You know me,

49:29

like, I want to give people credit for making the show. I

49:31

was like, Yo, Balla... I was like, this is

49:33

the guy who made the video, right? I

49:36

go, this is the guy who made the video. Balla

49:38

turns around, he goes... The heartwarming

49:40

video of your family? Yeah,

49:44

and then look at him, it's like, I was so

49:46

beautiful with the baby and everything like that. He didn't

49:48

say a single word. He went... They

49:52

finished complimenting you? And

49:54

then he just went like this. Oh

50:00

my God! Oh

50:02

my God! His body don't look like a

50:05

typewriter, bro. He was like, Oh, that's a

50:07

good thing. It was the

50:09

mask, bro. It was scary. There it was going.

50:11

Dang, it was going. Oh my God, bro. Oh

50:13

my God. No,

50:16

we had a fun barbecue. There we go. Great

50:18

barbecue. It was fun. We had a lot of

50:21

drugs at this party. You surprised us with a

50:23

Frollo truck. Oh yeah, that was all. I was

50:25

all at my house. Emma did a nice job

50:27

with that. That was so sweet. We went to

50:29

this fucking rich ass party, bro. Oh. Here's

50:32

the thing. The

50:36

final night? The final night, we

50:38

went to this rich, it's like the

50:40

July 4th party, whatever. We

50:42

can't jump to the final night. Oh, where were we

50:45

at? The party got kicked out of. Oh yeah. I

50:48

didn't mean to get kicked out. No

50:51

one ever means anything. I didn't mean to get

50:53

kicked out. I walked out of the door and

50:57

I didn't know you couldn't leave out of that door. They

50:59

were open. They were open. I opened the door. And they were like, you

51:01

can't leave out the door. And I'm like, well, I'm already out. You want

51:03

me to go back in and close the door? And then there was a

51:05

whole day. It's not a big deal. We don't got to talk about that.

51:09

I think we worked it out. I think we figured all the things

51:11

out. You got back in and

51:13

you actually kicked out. No, no, no. It was

51:15

a stalemate. It was

51:17

a stalemate. It was a stalemate. But

51:20

he went in the car and left. I left.

51:22

He's already leaving. Yeah, I left. You

51:24

can't find me. No, no, we left. We left. We got to

51:26

leave with the boy. He got kicked out. I

51:29

didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah. I'm

51:32

making sure they left with you. Is that good? I'm making sure

51:34

they left with you. Listen, none of us were feeling anything. Miles

51:36

got kicked out right after. Miles got kicked out for

51:39

mixing girls' drinks. This is so stupid.

51:42

Don't do that. Fucking maniac this guy is. Oh,

51:44

I'm nice, Miles. All my friends are gay. Yeah,

51:46

you learned some tricks from them, didn't you? No,

51:49

no, no. He was grabbing random drinks and just

51:51

mixing them together like he had some fucking Molly or something in

51:53

the drink. And a girl was like, what are you doing on

51:55

my drink? And immediately, whoop, whoop, get

51:58

the fuck out of here. That was easy. Dropping

52:00

and I needed a little bit more like bar

52:02

dropping my right Dropping

52:05

and I got it's like to look busy like I

52:07

worked there So I started cleaning up a table and

52:10

I was pouring all the drinks into one drink and

52:12

then they didn't like what? How is

52:14

it better? Dropping

52:19

here's how I was here's how I was eavesdropping. I was going

52:22

like this I

52:33

Was in the group I was in

52:35

the fucking group Yeah,

52:38

chime in just drop Well,

52:41

not like I wasn't turned to them But I

52:43

just tell us your logic when you picked up

52:45

the girls drinking you started mixing another drink There's

52:47

20 drinks or half drinking and I just started

52:49

pouring them into one looking like I was working

52:51

there. I was really drunk

52:57

I had a friend they got a real drug I

53:02

Know miles drugs Miles

53:05

do not try any girls. Okay, we

53:08

go to we go. Whatever fine. We have

53:10

a lovely dinner this

53:12

restaurant in downtown sack Harbor

53:14

and Phenomenal

53:17

great food great night and

53:21

Then we go to this party. Okay, and

53:24

the party is this like very fancy

53:26

This is like the culminating event of

53:29

the weekend and we're

53:31

getting loose But

53:33

the dance floor is kind of I'll be honest with you.

53:35

It was mid No one's

53:37

really like everybody's there but kind of like they're aware

53:40

that they're being looked at we go mark. Not sure

53:42

another boss I That

53:54

party was so hard to get into it was like

53:56

unbelievable I don't even know how dub pulled it off between

53:58

YouTube like we all got in and There's a

54:00

group like eight of us. There's a line around

54:02

the block. Cops are showing up. The street is

54:04

shut down. It's four knocks. Impossible to get into.

54:07

And as we're getting in, there's this beautiful girl

54:10

comes up to me and she's like, hey, I

54:12

really need help getting in. All my friends are

54:14

in there. And this girl's a 10,

54:16

a beautiful girl. And I was like, oh, yeah,

54:18

well, I'm so glad you asked. Miles

54:20

is walking up right now. I was like, this is

54:22

your guy. Hold on one second. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The

54:25

exact same thing happens to every one of us,

54:27

by the way. Because there are girls that are

54:29

just so desperate to get into this party that they're

54:31

literally at the gate. It's like, have you ever been to

54:33

like a Hilton where the koi fish are at the, and

54:36

they don't feed them because they know that like the Asians

54:39

will stay there and they get excited when they see the

54:41

fish? So the koi fish, when you walk by, so

54:43

the girls are at the fence goal, right? And

54:46

they're walking up, hey, can we come in with you? And

54:49

when we pulled up, they were like, oh, okay, you guys

54:51

are here for the party, blah, blah, blah. And once they

54:53

noticed that we were gonna get in, they start trying to

54:55

latch on. And one girl asks, hey, can

54:57

I go in with you and. Uh. I

55:00

don't know. I don't know. I don't

55:02

know what's going on. She

55:11

goes, I don't know what's going on. She

55:14

goes, yeah, I'll just go with you. If you guys go in, she's like,

55:16

I'm a girl. I'll just go in. He goes, yeah,

55:18

I don't know. She goes, she's like, can I just go in

55:20

with you? And he goes, he just goes, look,

55:25

I don't work here. I can't. That's

55:31

one way to handle this situation, okay? Now the other

55:33

way to handle it is, is you say, you know

55:35

what, we're gonna pretend that we're married and I'm gonna

55:38

walk in with you, okay? And that's great. I set

55:40

a good thing up. That's a model set. It was

55:42

a perfect setup. So she goes, that's a great idea

55:44

and just locks arms with them. And they start chit

55:46

chatting and sort of, you know, talking about the weekend

55:49

and we're all filing in. And this is how hard

55:51

the door is, a tan, a beautiful

55:53

woman from New York city, can't get into a party. And

55:55

what world does that happen? And so Miles

55:57

grabs her, she's on his arm. We

56:00

all walk in and then he's the last one to walk

56:02

in and you are kind of like saying who can get

56:04

in da da Da and then you look at miles you

56:06

go. He's good. She is She's

56:12

also good I guess I don't know I guess he

56:15

works here and then Miles and

56:17

her just walked into the party and I was like, oh,

56:19

this is great. This is great We have such good vibes

56:21

ratios on ten right now and then Never

56:24

saw the girl Shasting

56:27

women are she was with her friend

56:29

and left Heart

56:32

be left a friend behind so that was

56:34

crazy. I think that was the other girl

56:36

hot too. Yeah I think they were

56:39

all just being a little generous ten there. But I

56:41

mean she was up there for the story She

56:44

was up there. The friend was nice Just

56:48

got left you guys have so much chemistry going into

56:50

this party. I got her number we talked and then

56:56

I Were

57:01

using me I knew it she's like how

57:03

long to stay by side before I can

57:05

go make my she beat him to the

57:07

door, bro They

57:10

were separate by the time they got into the

57:12

house What was her excuse is she said like

57:14

all I gotta go to suck the guy's dick.

57:16

Yeah, exactly But it's also funny

57:18

because like does she like Oh

57:20

Miles pussy? I mean because they walked

57:22

in together not at all Miles

57:25

I think you can say her name and then y'all can let

57:27

her know how you feel She

57:34

has fans oh really yeah, she's a

57:36

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57:38

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1:00:09

So in there, we're getting it in. Dance floor, it

1:00:11

was like a, how do you

1:00:13

describe it, Al? I mean, I was having a

1:00:15

good time. It was very cool. Yeah, it was cool. It

1:00:17

was gay by the pool talking for like three hours. Three

1:00:19

hours. I mean, we were having some great convos. Great convos.

1:00:21

There was like great convos. Away from the party where everything

1:00:24

was. I'll be honest, if I have Adderall in the system,

1:00:26

I don't, I want a pot. I'm

1:00:28

trying to podcast, bro. I

1:00:30

was like, fuck all this dancing shit. I need to Adderall to work

1:00:33

through me a little bit, and then we can let loose. So

1:00:35

we were talking about the pool for a little bit, but when we got

1:00:37

to the dance floor, we turned

1:00:39

it into a mosh pit.

1:00:43

Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna say. You bullied

1:00:45

the DJ and be like, what's, what's, what's. He

1:00:47

needed. And then Mark started flashing his iPhone just

1:00:50

to give the request, but we needed to. It

1:00:52

was proper, we needed, we saved the party. I

1:00:54

mean, I don't want to say it. I don't want to say that. But

1:00:59

you can say it. I don't think we saved

1:01:02

the party. For them.

1:01:06

For them for sure. You gave it

1:01:08

to Christiane, don't get needed. You see the end

1:01:10

on that. One section of the dance floor, just

1:01:12

jumping up and down, shirts are coming off. The

1:01:15

rest of the dance floor, just

1:01:17

kind of like that a little bit, but it was fun.

1:01:19

What song? Wipe

1:01:22

it. Mr. Brightside. Oh

1:01:24

yeah, Nirvana. Nirvana. Brightside. The final three songs. The

1:01:26

final four songs. Nirvana's fantastic. Listen, we don't know

1:01:28

how to do the cool shit. I don't understand.

1:01:30

I don't know how to do the cool shit.

1:01:33

If we go to the party, we either gonna

1:01:35

podcast by the pool or we gonna fucking turn

1:01:37

the fuck up on the dance floor. I'm not

1:01:39

gonna like do stupid, like I'm being looked at,

1:01:42

everybody's watching me dance moves. We're either going for

1:01:44

it. Yeah, there was a lot of that. And

1:01:46

having fun and it's gonna

1:01:48

get wild and you're gonna see girls in fucking

1:01:50

six and chills jumping up and down, mosh pit

1:01:53

style. They all got on board too. And I

1:01:55

respect that. Cause sometimes the girls, like they want

1:01:57

to be like too cool or whatever. And there's

1:01:59

fucking. to dope Brazilians. Yeah, the

1:02:01

Brazilians were fucking cool, but like, there's girls out

1:02:03

there trying to get chose. You know, Leo's sitting

1:02:05

in the fucking corner. Yeah. You

1:02:07

know, so those girls could go, am I the one? Yeah.

1:02:10

Or they could turn the fuck up. They was

1:02:12

turning the fuck up. Leo went home empty handed,

1:02:14

loser. You know what

1:02:17

I'm saying? What a loser.

1:02:19

I don't think he's ever gone home empty handed.

1:02:21

Yeah, he's right. Yeah, he's right. I know he

1:02:23

left with Miles girl. Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:25

Yeah. That's the,

1:02:28

that'd be the coolest thing in the world. That'd

1:02:30

be unbelievably the coolest thing in the world. Miles

1:02:32

with the John Stockton to Leo, man. That's sick,

1:02:34

actually. It's just no look pass.

1:02:37

Fire. You stopped looking, she was gone. Nah,

1:02:40

we have fun. It was a good time and I'm

1:02:43

stoked that you all were there and Akash, I wish

1:02:45

you were there, bro. I know, I know. Thank you,

1:02:47

Sean. Thank you for having us. No, dude, come on.

1:02:49

Thank you for having us. That was awesome. That was

1:02:51

fire. Awesome. That's the only

1:02:53

way, yeah, that's the only way I want to celebrate those things.

1:02:55

I think that's the thing like, I don't know.

1:02:59

It's, yeah, like there's that, there's

1:03:02

the big party out there every year, which

1:03:05

is the white party, which is at

1:03:07

Michael Rubens house. Yeah. Yeah. And

1:03:11

I assume all these people are friends. So

1:03:14

it makes sense that they're hanging

1:03:16

together. But the idea of like not

1:03:18

being with, if you're not friends with all those people

1:03:21

that are already there, the idea of like not being

1:03:23

with your friends on July 4th or

1:03:25

on like a fun weekend when you can, when

1:03:27

everybody's off and they're trying to party, it just

1:03:29

seems like a little bit of mistake in

1:03:32

my opinion. But if that's your community, you guys hang all

1:03:34

the time and then you get to let loose and like

1:03:36

rip, and then that seems like a going. Did you get

1:03:38

invited? You're invited. No, no, no, no, I'm not cool enough

1:03:40

to do something like that. But if I was, I wouldn't

1:03:42

want to do that over hang out with

1:03:44

you guys and party. It's gonna be the same

1:03:46

music. Yeah. It's gonna

1:03:49

be the same alcohol. It's more small talk. There's more

1:03:51

small talk and I hate the fucking small

1:03:53

talk. I had my all white, all white,

1:03:56

and ready just in case we got it. Just

1:03:58

in case. You're

1:04:00

ready to go. Not gonna lie. Don't ask for a

1:04:02

plus three, that'll get your band on the party. It's

1:04:05

not that close. Yeah, I was saying it's on

1:04:08

the thread, but the white party to me seems

1:04:10

like dudes met Gala. Yeah. Like

1:04:12

we all get, everybody gets dressed up, you get super hyped. It

1:04:14

doesn't really mean anything, but getting an invite is like you made

1:04:16

it. And then we're like, what

1:04:18

watch is he wearing? Everybody's flexing with the watches. To

1:04:20

me, it's just the male met Gala. Now I'd still

1:04:23

probably go off if I got invited because I ain't

1:04:25

shit, but we know what it is, right? We

1:04:27

know what time it is. You're not friends with these people. You're just trying

1:04:29

to be like, I made it. But

1:04:32

I'm sure the part, yeah, exactly. And I'm sure

1:04:34

that feels good. There's like validation. You're like, oh,

1:04:36

I'm at a level, et cetera. So I'm sure

1:04:38

it's incredibly flattering. Like the met Gala thing is

1:04:40

flattering. Like I have zero interest to go to

1:04:42

the fucking met Gala ever. If

1:04:44

I go, it's because my wife made me. Exactly.

1:04:46

The only thing and be it's important to them.

1:04:48

So, you know, that's the something that you have

1:04:50

to go. But the

1:04:52

met Gala is on some random Monday. Yeah.

1:04:55

Like you're not doing nothing better than that on a Monday. July

1:04:57

4th, all your boys are going to come out and

1:04:59

then you're going to leave all your friends to go

1:05:02

to this party. Like, just so you

1:05:04

could be good business opportunity, right? You meet

1:05:06

good people. Yes. They like validates

1:05:08

the career. It is. It is great. It does

1:05:10

all those things. So maybe you have to look at like that. You have

1:05:12

to look at like doing a show. You're like,

1:05:14

sometimes you got to perform on, you know, Christmas. Sometimes you

1:05:16

got to perform on New Year. Sometimes you have to form

1:05:18

July 4th. So you can look at it like that. That's

1:05:20

the smart way. Look at it. And

1:05:23

maybe they're looking like that too. But I'm also like, if I can have 12

1:05:25

of my homies out East

1:05:28

and we could just fucking eat

1:05:30

lobster rolls and some

1:05:32

of them could do lots of cocaine and we could just laugh

1:05:34

at each other. Like, that's going to be so much

1:05:36

fun. For me, going to like a party when

1:05:39

I know I have a big group at that party,

1:05:41

like I came with eight guys like that I can

1:05:43

go and do my. But

1:05:45

you know, you have a whole face. But I have home. It's

1:05:47

nothing. The best. That's

1:05:49

probably the best. Now you

1:05:51

feel responsible for them. If a couple

1:05:53

of your friends are at the white party, you get invited. That's

1:05:55

probably the latest. Fuck. You're

1:05:57

like, you're here. We're sure you know who likes

1:05:59

that party. the most athletes or NFL

1:06:02

and NBA that are off season and they

1:06:04

get to really let loose right now before

1:06:06

they go back to camp and season. And

1:06:08

also they got a bunch of their, I imagine, homies. Like

1:06:11

if you're a basketball player, you've been playing with the same

1:06:13

dude since you're 14 years old, if you're an elite basketball

1:06:15

player. So it's not like these people are strangers. Yeah. You

1:06:18

know? But... Good

1:06:22

times, man. Yeah, it was far. Good times. Except for

1:06:25

good times. But I will say this though. Ferg

1:06:27

was far. I always turned up. I got crazy for

1:06:29

Ferg. You bar for bar for

1:06:31

Ferg. It's kind of wild. I didn't even know you had

1:06:33

that. Nice? That Ferg is nice. He's

1:06:35

unbelievable. He performed at that point. He killed that shit.

1:06:37

But yeah, it was, I'll tell you this though, I

1:06:39

only got two days of partying left in me now.

1:06:42

Well, we're total? I got, no, no, like

1:06:44

I could party. Forever? I

1:06:47

am, dog. No, I could party for two

1:06:49

days and then I'm like my body can't

1:06:51

produce serotonin anymore. Like it just

1:06:53

runs out of happiness. I was in bed all

1:06:55

day yesterday. I woke

1:06:57

up, I hate him back to sleep. That was all tennis.

1:06:59

See, I wanna do that, but then my wife would be

1:07:02

looking at me crazy like, you partied and now you're not

1:07:04

hanging out with your daughter? So I'm like, all right, I'm

1:07:06

gonna be tired all day. Just to prove you won't. Let's

1:07:09

see who naps first. But

1:07:12

I knew I showed up late because when I

1:07:14

got back that night, my wife was pumping. Oh

1:07:18

yay. So she was pumping her

1:07:20

breath. She was like getting the milk out in the middle of the

1:07:22

night and I was like, oh fuck. Yeah. Imagine

1:07:24

the way she looking at you like, God damn, you're just

1:07:26

getting in. I'm sitting here being a mom this whole time

1:07:28

carrying the morning you're just stumming in. Dumbass. You

1:07:31

fucking idiot. Chose the wrong gender. Anyway,

1:07:35

that was fun. What else we got going on boys?

1:07:38

Akash. Oh Akash, Akash, Akash. So while

1:07:40

we just had the most fun this

1:07:43

whole weekend, Akash was on

1:07:47

a journey for redemption. Yes, I had to. And

1:07:49

you guys have heard this story

1:07:51

before. You wanna set it up a little? It is

1:07:53

my greatest bomb ever, 2012, a

1:07:56

show for just Indians, specific type of Indians

1:07:58

called Kanaah Catholics. and they're thinking,

1:08:00

these are my people, I'm gonna crush. I

1:08:02

eat the biggest dick I've ever eaten for

1:08:04

an hour straight. Someone's literally falling asleep in

1:08:06

the front row, horrible setup, et cetera, et

1:08:09

cetera. This time they ask me back. They

1:08:11

say, we've heard you tell this story, we

1:08:13

wanna make things right. So I'm like,

1:08:15

okay, I'm going there, and the setup needs to be

1:08:17

great, and if it's not, I might just take my

1:08:19

fucking check and go home. And they're

1:08:21

like, fine. So I fly down there the morning

1:08:23

of, and the setup is fucked. I

1:08:25

mean, they took none of the things that I asked for.

1:08:28

So I'm walking into, it's at the San

1:08:31

Antonio Convention Center, whatever Gonzalez, and I remember when I

1:08:33

saw the address, they put me in a hotel, and I

1:08:35

assumed the show'd be at the hotel, like four or 500

1:08:37

people. I'm at a convention center, I'm

1:08:39

like, that seems like a big room. And they tell

1:08:41

me on the way up, they're like, oh, we're expecting a pretty

1:08:43

good turnout, like maybe 500, maybe even 1,000 people. I'm

1:08:45

like, okay, cool, I walk into the room, dead

1:08:47

ass, I see 3,000 chairs. This

1:08:50

room is 100 yards long, it's massive.

1:08:52

This is where Tony Robbins, or Tony

1:08:54

Roberts, whatever, would give a speech. The

1:08:56

motivational guy? It's a fucking

1:08:58

arena side. You're doing theaters at least, if you're

1:09:00

here. You would do a show there, and

1:09:03

be like, all right, cool, I can sell this out. Like

1:09:05

3,000 chairs. That's a lot of people,

1:09:07

especially in a convention center, there's like, it's

1:09:09

just three rooms. Slap and long hide. Horrible

1:09:11

setup. Sounds like a horrible room. There's a

1:09:13

20-foot gap between me and the front row of the

1:09:15

audience. I sent Andrew a video, I'm freaking out how

1:09:17

big the room is. So I start

1:09:20

arguing with everything. It looks like the NFL Draft.

1:09:22

Dead ass, dead ass is a massive room. And

1:09:24

if there's 500 people shown, they're not gonna all

1:09:26

sit at the front, they're gonna

1:09:28

go sit scattered everywhere. It's gonna be the worst show ever.

1:09:30

But they told you where it was the date of? You

1:09:32

didn't know. They said convention center, but I don't know what

1:09:34

room it is. So I remember thinking, I'm like, they got

1:09:36

like a small room in the convention center because last time

1:09:38

it was in a hotel. So I'm thinking

1:09:40

it can't be that much bigger. I

1:09:42

don't realize I'm 40 and 12 years past. It's

1:09:46

a way different thing now. And what they did, they have

1:09:48

like 3,000 people sign up for the conference, and

1:09:50

one of the events has everybody. So

1:09:52

they just have one room, they set up chairs

1:09:55

for that event, and they're like, we're not gonna

1:09:57

change it. So I started going fucking nuts, yelling

1:09:59

at everybody. Thinking about Andrew and I'm like

1:10:01

what I would normally do is just be like alright Well, I'll just

1:10:03

make the best show I can make out of this and then I'm

1:10:05

like now fuck that So I start arguing

1:10:07

they have two air walls one can cut off like

1:10:09

20% of the room. That's great I'm like, okay cool.

1:10:12

That's manageable. They say we can do that There's another

1:10:14

one that could cut off 40% of the room now

1:10:16

if we can get that closed we're cooking So

1:10:18

I'm yeah for four hours. I'm arguing with everybody close

1:10:20

this fucking wall close this fucking wall Finally they kick

1:10:23

it up the chain of command. They're like, alright, we're

1:10:25

gonna give in we're gonna close this wall Don't worry

1:10:27

about it. They move the whole night around 20

1:10:31

minutes before the show they're like, hey, we can't close that wall So

1:10:34

I'm like we still gonna have like 800 extra

1:10:36

chairs probably fuck. I got to try to

1:10:39

make this work I'm not

1:10:41

seeing the line and this was a cool

1:10:43

part Kev was out there and he was like man I

1:10:45

wish I taped it when they opened the doors People

1:10:47

fucking sprinted to get to the best seats like it

1:10:49

was a Black Friday sale something. So then I'm feeling

1:10:51

a little better This is a good story. That's a

1:10:54

good So

1:10:57

And the set isn't part it's a hard show

1:10:59

to really crush in it's still a lot of

1:11:02

kids who haven't really seen a comedy show It's

1:11:04

still not a great setup. I don't crush by

1:11:06

any stretch. I definitely don't bomb like I thought

1:11:08

I would And it was an upgrade.

1:11:10

Yeah, it was a massive upper and they were so hyped

1:11:12

to see me was a cool as fuck I think

1:11:14

every chair pretty much is full which I was like,

1:11:16

you know, they expected 500 thousand we got like Man

1:11:21

These were coming up and then after dog I got

1:11:23

emotional like when I went back I got like mob

1:11:25

Like I felt like a fucking for 15 minutes. I

1:11:27

felt like this would a Bollywood star feels like man

1:11:29

people trying to take pictures I'm just doing selfie selfie

1:11:32

selfie So I didn't have being a fucking awesome story

1:11:34

and I'm really glad I went But if I went

1:11:36

to 4th of July and then I just showed up

1:11:38

right before the show I would have eaten dick again

1:11:41

So I ended up being a mess like I'm so thankful to

1:11:44

Shouts to Jovan Thomas who like I was on

1:11:46

him all the time calling calling calling and he

1:11:48

was he was in the room in my heart

1:11:50

I'm happy that you got your yeah. Yeah, I

1:11:53

know you are but in my head. Yeah, I

1:11:55

know I wish you had a worse That

1:11:58

is friendship But in my heart,

1:12:00

I am happy. That is brotherhood. I hope you sprain

1:12:03

your back again. I hope you never get to play

1:12:05

again. I was thinking,

1:12:07

literally, I swear to God, I told my wife this morning.

1:12:09

That's just more than me just saying that. I told my

1:12:11

wife this morning. I was like, I'm going to start playing

1:12:13

paddle just so I can play with Andrew. I know quality

1:12:15

time means a lot to my friend. I just realized this.

1:12:18

I haven't been doing that enough. I'm going

1:12:20

to learn paddle to play with him. And now I hope

1:12:22

you break your foot and

1:12:24

I never have to play with you again. I

1:12:28

just, that's what I hope. In

1:12:30

my head, my heart is saying something different. I love you

1:12:32

too, bro. I love you, Doug. Okay,

1:12:36

so it worked out. It was great. Yeah, dude, it ended

1:12:38

up being a fantastic experience. I've seen my mom the day

1:12:40

before, it was nice. But- Did she come to the show?

1:12:42

No, I just flew down early, trying to help them move

1:12:44

and stuff like that. But I don't ever get to see

1:12:46

my folks anymore. So that was cool. No, did you know

1:12:48

a lot about this sect of- I did not before the

1:12:50

last show. And now you've learned a bit. And now I

1:12:52

know a little bit more, but I was asking them

1:12:54

stuff. And I was like, so here's basics I know.

1:12:57

You guys really are only allowed to marry each other.

1:12:59

People call you inbred. I know you're alcoholics. I

1:13:01

know it started in Syria. And then they were

1:13:03

like, the first two things pretty much all you

1:13:05

need to know. Syria, of course, don't even matter.

1:13:09

So there's just a sect of Catholics that everybody

1:13:11

that knows about them looks at and is like,

1:13:13

they're weird. And they're okay with that. Because

1:13:16

they're doing their own thing. They're like, that's fine, we

1:13:18

get it. Yeah, they're laughing at us. Are there distinguishing

1:13:20

characteristics that we would know about them? No, I can't

1:13:22

even. I know they're from Kerala. So

1:13:25

we call them Malus because they speak

1:13:27

Malayalam. So every person

1:13:29

that's a Catholic is Malu, but not every

1:13:31

Malu is Canak. They're like a section of,

1:13:34

for whatever reason they got converted

1:13:37

this other way. And I don't even, when I

1:13:39

asked them what the other beliefs were, they didn't really have a good answer

1:13:41

for me. So I don't know. Maybe they just didn't

1:13:43

want to explain it to me 30 minutes before

1:13:45

a show. But yeah, if you

1:13:47

see someone who looks like you married

1:13:49

his cousin. So this is like the Indian version

1:13:51

of the Curlies in Brooklyn, like that.

1:13:53

But Christian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:13:56

That's how we look at them. But they drink

1:13:58

way more. Oh, absolutely fine. I'm wrong,

1:14:00

it sounds sick. Yeah. Like,

1:14:04

hmm, how do I say this? It

1:14:07

seems like, I want

1:14:09

to say it was just Indians, but there's

1:14:11

other places where they're like really good at

1:14:13

like community and like maintaining community. And

1:14:15

is it just

1:14:17

a Western thing where that is for

1:14:20

whatever reason less important or maybe? You

1:14:22

know what I think it is? Hindus are not

1:14:24

as good as other communities because we have persecuted

1:14:26

less. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're

1:14:28

tired of your, Jewish people are very tight

1:14:30

because they get persecuted every hundred years. Sick

1:14:32

people, my wife's side, they're very tight, they

1:14:34

get persecuted. So answer me this though, if

1:14:37

you go to England and

1:14:39

you go to like the north, there are these

1:14:41

distinct cities that

1:14:43

are separated by fucking 30

1:14:45

minute car ride, but culturally

1:14:47

completely different. Like Liverpool

1:14:49

and Manchester, or how far? From

1:14:51

half an hour. An hour and an hour and an hour. An

1:14:53

hour and an hour, I don't know. An hour and an hour

1:14:55

and a half, yeah. They're like, they think that they are polar

1:14:57

opposites. I took an Uber from

1:15:00

one city to the other for shows and the guy was like,

1:15:02

I never come over here, I should. He's like, Doug, it's an

1:15:04

hour. So what does that, like

1:15:06

what unites, how do you get like

1:15:08

a tribal aspect? I don't know.

1:15:10

Is that just like thousands of years of

1:15:12

history? Yeah, probably. Thousands of years. And then

1:15:14

since America, we're so young, that exists when the

1:15:17

tribal people come here, but the people that have

1:15:19

been here for a while just start to kind

1:15:21

of. And probably back then when they formed the

1:15:23

communities, you couldn't get, there was no

1:15:25

cars to drive an hour and a half

1:15:27

delivery. So it really solidifies. Yeah. Yeah,

1:15:30

that makes sense. And then the

1:15:32

black people here, unfortunately, are stripped

1:15:34

from their past. Yeah, and they get persecuted a lot, so

1:15:36

I think there's a lot of black people. But also some

1:15:38

of your tribes might have sucked and now you're like, you

1:15:40

don't have to do that. You

1:15:43

know we're all lit, come on, bro. No, I don't

1:15:45

know. I mean, some tribes sold y'all,

1:15:47

you know what I mean? They're probably not lit. Oh,

1:15:49

wow. I

1:15:53

expect a double down. I expect a

1:15:55

double down. That

1:15:57

is the only way out, really. That is an awesome.

1:16:00

of marketing like, who is,

1:16:02

who is, like

1:16:05

wipe that from the history books? What,

1:16:08

what part? Sell, the blacks sell in the blacks.

1:16:10

No one wiped that. You guys love to point

1:16:12

that out every time. The slavery cover comes up.

1:16:14

Just me. Oh, everybody loves to.

1:16:16

Anybody who wants to point that out. But

1:16:19

we still can't name a dude. Like

1:16:22

we don't know who the biggest seller of black people

1:16:24

was in Shifty's Leaving, he's like, I can't be a

1:16:26

buyer. We also don't know the biggest buyer. Yeah. I

1:16:28

think we do. I mean, no group,

1:16:31

but we don't know. Brazil, I

1:16:33

think they had the most good. Yeah. And

1:16:37

they were picking the fucking cream of the

1:16:39

crop. Because it was Brazilian,

1:16:41

right? Like, Jesus Christ. Well,

1:16:44

because they were so hot. Yeah. You just

1:16:46

got the hot one. The second they bent down to pick the cotton,

1:16:48

they were like, what's up? That angle. My

1:16:50

back, son. Hold on, I pulled

1:16:52

my back again. That's what Brazil. Brazil, I'm bending down.

1:16:55

I'm landing in the back. I

1:16:57

got to pee real quick. Okay, we take a little

1:16:59

break. And we are back. It looks like the Aparo

1:17:02

Spritzes have begun. We're not letting

1:17:04

go of summer. We are just beginning. Yeah.

1:17:06

We're just getting started. We're just warming up. You want to go

1:17:08

to a Zindog? No, no, I got one. You

1:17:11

know this is Zinshorge in New York City?

1:17:13

I believe it. People don't have Zins anymore.

1:17:15

I believe it. What are they going

1:17:17

to? I'm just thinking of vaping and shit, but also trying to

1:17:19

get Zins on the low. Now people are Zindealing. They

1:17:21

got Zindealers that are getting them wholesale, driving them

1:17:24

in, and they're just slaying them for up charge.

1:17:26

It's like masks during a pandemic. Yeah. Type

1:17:28

ship. Okay, so we got to get our hand on some

1:17:30

Zins. I

1:17:34

want to talk about this You Somethin' Not

1:17:36

Like Us video. Yeah. What did y'all

1:17:39

think about it? I mean, it's fire. Did

1:17:41

you like it? It's a fantastic video. Yeah, it's fantastic.

1:17:43

I didn't like it. I thought it was a little

1:17:45

weak. Really? I thought it was like

1:17:47

the metaphors were really overhanded. Which ones? They

1:17:50

were like, say a line and then like act out the

1:17:52

line. It was like, hide

1:17:54

the Bible, something to watch, and it's

1:17:56

like, there's a Bible and I'll hide it. It's

1:17:58

so deliberate. Did I thought

1:18:00

it took away like the nice thing about showing

1:18:03

something is that you don't also have to tell

1:18:05

it. Yeah, and Yeah,

1:18:09

I don't know I just felt like

1:18:11

there was a bunch of those moments where it was

1:18:13

like very deliberate I thought it looked Beautiful

1:18:16

Kev said it was it just

1:18:18

looks fucking clean like the shipping

1:18:20

containers clean white Also, there's

1:18:22

a lot of that underhanded type shit like

1:18:24

the shipping containers If

1:18:27

you're gonna say direct traffic's in women, oh, okay well,

1:18:29

there's some there's some metaphor that I didn't say and maybe I'm just

1:18:32

like a fool looking at but there's a few lines that I thought

1:18:34

were like and The

1:18:36

the actual line that he wraps Is

1:18:39

showcase the action is showcased at the exact same

1:18:41

time. Yeah, and I thought that that was just a

1:18:43

little some of this

1:18:45

stuff I've for how Elegant

1:18:49

he is when it comes to like his

1:18:51

metaphors and how artistic he is with his

1:18:54

wrapping I thought it was quite Pedestrian

1:18:56

like an old-school. M&M video. Yeah,

1:18:59

every little part. Yeah, it's like

1:19:02

Anderson is here and then pan Anderson pops up

1:19:04

like yeah, I guess the reason

1:19:06

why I was a little Underwhelmed

1:19:09

was because the concert and

1:19:12

I thought this was just going to be another one

1:19:14

of those where he's breaking all of LA I mean

1:19:16

you were just gonna see so much of LA a

1:19:18

lot of it was he brought every human in Compton

1:19:21

out It just what it didn't feel like a celebration

1:19:23

It felt like it was it's about me and

1:19:25

then you know I'll flash to moments of

1:19:28

where I show everyone else but on stage that

1:19:30

one big moment Like I thought it was gonna

1:19:32

be more of that. So I guess yeah Oh,

1:19:35

I thought this is a whole showcase of

1:19:37

Compton and West Coast. He did he did

1:19:39

everything There's a West Coast touch. So

1:19:41

some of this stuff. I don't know what's what's

1:19:43

true and what's not some of this stuff That's

1:19:45

supposed to be more subtle Some of it I

1:19:47

for sure believe like the guy who's wearing the

1:19:49

wife beater and the overalls that Kendrick gives five

1:19:51

to he's dressed like the Metro

1:19:54

I think and the like that like when him

1:19:56

and future have the album cover. It's like almost

1:19:58

the exact same outfit There's some Some people say

1:20:00

the gray suit he wears in front of the

1:20:02

shipping container looks very similar to the one R.

1:20:04

Kelly wears in his interview when he's like, yeah,

1:20:07

killing me with this shit. I don't

1:20:09

know if that's real or not. No, but it's not. He

1:20:11

does. That would be weird. Well, I think

1:20:13

he's, again, if you're doing it, alluding to trafficking. Him

1:20:16

and his wife dancing, like it was a sitcom.

1:20:18

Oh, that was fire. That was awesome. That was

1:20:20

fire. That's like an allusion to the family matters,

1:20:22

I think. It's like

1:20:24

80s sitcom vibes. And it's like, oh, you want to

1:20:26

talk old sitcom or dang. But if you're going to

1:20:28

say this stuff about my wife, having

1:20:30

her in the video with a wife beater is

1:20:33

also a very funny touch. Oh, OK.

1:20:35

That's good. I think I don't know if

1:20:37

as a Seawalker, fucking whatever LA dance

1:20:40

that is, but she's killing it. She's

1:20:43

a good dancer. And I think that was a direct

1:20:45

fuck you to people who were going to be like,

1:20:47

I think he's responding to me being like, it's not

1:20:49

about Drake being white. It's about being in touch with

1:20:51

the culture. And y'all are saying my wife is mixed race,

1:20:53

whatever. I don't care about the race. It's the cultural aspect.

1:20:55

My wife is in touch culturally. I

1:20:57

see Krip walks on the hopscotch thing during the

1:21:00

A minor line. Yeah. I don't even tell him

1:21:02

to Krip walk either. And I don't know if

1:21:04

she's Hoover stomping or Krip walking or whatever, but

1:21:06

she's doing some LA shit in

1:21:08

that dance. And I think it's like, it's not about

1:21:10

the race. It's about the culture. She's a part of

1:21:12

the culture you're not. And releasing it on Independence Day.

1:21:15

Apparently who do we get freedom from the colonizers

1:21:18

on her Independence Day, which I thought

1:21:20

was fire too. Yeah, no. Yeah. It

1:21:22

was directed by Dave Free. Oh, that's his

1:21:25

boy. Yeah. And at the end, the

1:21:27

one made that a big thing. But that's the one that's directed by Kendrick and

1:21:29

Dave Free. It was like the first thing that pops up after Drake was saying

1:21:31

that's like the bottom of it. Yeah.

1:21:35

I don't know. I just saw

1:21:37

it and I was like, I thought it was

1:21:39

fine. And I was ready for it to be

1:21:42

majestic. You

1:21:44

wanted more artistry or

1:21:47

like the subtle stuff that we know Kendrick to do. Yeah.

1:21:51

It was almost like, hey, look, I

1:21:54

have a good relationship with my wife

1:21:56

and family. I think you

1:21:58

got to be over and heavy handed with that. I

1:22:00

don't know if you have to because I think

1:22:04

in a way like showing that means

1:22:09

that you feel you have to address it. Yeah,

1:22:13

I get it. You know what I mean? It's like... But

1:22:16

when you're doing the victory lap, I don't mind

1:22:18

him addressing it now. Fair enough. If

1:22:21

he did it immediately... Because the trick was trying to address it

1:22:23

during and that's actually what hurt him. That's a good point. That's

1:22:25

a good point. That's a good point. Yeah.

1:22:28

You're gay and you're like, oh, I get so much pussy. It's

1:22:31

corny. But if you win the battle

1:22:33

and then you show off all the things you got,

1:22:35

okay, I have to look at it through that perspective.

1:22:37

I thought that was more... You got the Rosen in

1:22:39

the video? That was awesome. Yeah, that was a big

1:22:42

move. And I'm

1:22:44

curious how Toronto feel about that. Because

1:22:47

Toronto... Or again, this is

1:22:49

something we talked about with the hack. Everybody turning

1:22:51

on Drake can't just be everybody being a

1:22:53

fair weather fan. It can't just

1:22:55

be there. You know what I mean? You

1:22:57

got no allies left. It can't be that everybody

1:23:00

sucks and you're good. I

1:23:02

will say this. If there's one thing this weekend told me

1:23:04

is that Drake is going to be just fine. I'm

1:23:07

sure. Just fine. Is

1:23:10

it? Every time the Drake song comes on, everybody's

1:23:12

saying every single word. It's still so

1:23:14

much fun to dance with. The guy's got

1:23:16

a catalog that's so fucking deep. It's untouchable.

1:23:18

He's going to be just fine. In

1:23:22

that aspect of things, yes. Imagine

1:23:25

being at the Michael Rubin white party and

1:23:28

people taking their phones out watching Kendrick's video

1:23:30

that just dropped. Oh,

1:23:34

that was actually happening. Yeah, that's why he's

1:23:36

there. That's why he looks so sad. That's

1:23:38

why he looks a little sad at the

1:23:41

pictures. Yeah. Imagine.

1:23:44

It's also stressful knowing if you invite Drake to any

1:23:46

party, you have to tell the DJ he can't play

1:23:48

this song even though it's the song of the summer.

1:23:52

It's like annoying, I guess, having Drake there in

1:23:54

that regard. I

1:23:56

think that this goes away. The

1:23:59

biggest rap. of

1:26:00

the culture, you didn't sell drugs.

1:26:02

Nobody questioned Jay-Z's authenticity ever. Drake

1:26:06

already had that. And now it's not only are

1:26:08

you not authentic, you actually just used us to

1:26:11

get ahead. Where the narrative used to

1:26:13

be, Drake puts everyone on, now it's

1:26:15

turned to Drake is using you to

1:26:17

qualify himself so that we don't see

1:26:20

him as a Jewish kid

1:26:22

from Canada. And that

1:26:24

was a big flip. That

1:26:26

is a big, big flip. The biggest flip

1:26:29

in this whole thing. Yeah, that's a great

1:26:31

point. The pedophile one is the, I mean

1:26:34

for lack of a better word, the most

1:26:36

hilarious, it's the most salacious, it's the easiest

1:26:38

one to pick on, it's the easiest one

1:26:40

to poke at. But the actual damage

1:26:44

could be done relationship wise. But

1:26:48

at the same time, if you're a young and up and coming rapper and

1:26:50

Drake wants to give you a feature, you're not saying no. Like

1:26:53

who could say no? No, you're not, but the

1:26:55

people might look at it differently. There's a video

1:26:57

of Anthony Edwards who's I think from Atlanta and

1:26:59

he's like the coolest basketball player to Americans right

1:27:01

now, rapping that third verse word

1:27:03

for word to his homie holding the phone.

1:27:05

Like check this out. This is what he's

1:27:08

saying. You run to Atlanta with like that

1:27:10

perception is there now. That's

1:27:13

a good point. I think you said or

1:27:15

you repeated something that you said, but

1:27:18

the Drake stimulus package is over. Yeah.

1:27:20

Like if act his biggest fan is

1:27:22

saying that that's

1:27:24

telling. I think he's going to

1:27:26

be fine, bro. I know it sounds crazy, but I

1:27:29

think this song will

1:27:31

obviously run through summer by the end of summer.

1:27:33

It's fine. And then it just goes back into

1:27:35

the songs that you've heard before. You're a DJ.

1:27:37

You got to play 200 songs in

1:27:39

a night. You really not going to play Drake. Right.

1:27:43

You really not going to play. You're going

1:27:45

to play Drake. This is hyperbolic, but again,

1:27:47

I don't know if this is hyperbolic,

1:27:50

but do we look at him and in the

1:27:52

same general galaxy as a Nelly where it's like,

1:27:54

yeah, you're I'm going to dance to your shit.

1:27:56

It's going to be play at a club, but

1:27:58

I'm not looking at Nelly as like. a

1:28:00

go-rapper. No, I think

1:28:02

we look at him as... And

1:28:06

if you... we don't know what you wrote and what you didn't. I

1:28:10

don't even think people are caring about that that

1:28:12

much. Maybe I care about them, because we're comics

1:28:14

and it's such a thing. Yeah, but I think

1:28:16

that's been out there, and I don't think we

1:28:19

care more about that now because of this. I

1:28:22

think that's peaks. But

1:28:24

I do think your point about the, I'm

1:28:26

just using these people for a cool stamp of approval.

1:28:29

Whereas we used to look at it as the

1:28:31

biggest rapper in the world, is

1:28:33

cosigning. Like, that's a great fucking point.

1:28:35

Yeah. Does it cut off a

1:28:37

channel for him? Yeah, and a channel that was really helpful.

1:28:40

And he has a pleasure on the channels. He'll be fine

1:28:42

with those other channels, but that channel. That was a big

1:28:44

one. And that's really necessary

1:28:47

for someone to rap. The

1:28:50

streets got to cosign you, and he had that. Yeah.

1:28:53

Yeah, it's an interesting, I don't

1:28:55

know. But I think, I'm

1:28:57

trying to find an equal example of

1:28:59

someone else in music. They

1:29:02

went through something like this, but

1:29:04

the music still prevails. It's

1:29:08

hard to say when the music still prevails, because

1:29:10

like, 50-50 jaw. Michael

1:29:13

had the worst, he literally had that shit.

1:29:15

Yeah, that audition was stronger. That, I mean,

1:29:17

Mike slaps no matter what. That's

1:29:20

true. And Mike

1:29:22

ain't writing his shit. I

1:29:24

mean, like... Pop artists, it's

1:29:26

exactly right. There's a different expectation. Frank Snatcher didn't write his

1:29:28

shit. I get it, 100%. But

1:29:32

I think as time goes on, you

1:29:34

remember how those Drake songs made

1:29:37

you feel, and they encapsulate a

1:29:39

certain time in the same way food does. Like,

1:29:41

Pumpkin Pie is Christmas and Thanksgiving.

1:29:43

It reminds you of being a kid,

1:29:46

and it's Thanksgiving, and your grandma's there. Whatever these

1:29:48

things happen, I think the same thing happens with

1:29:50

music. It just gets, like, intertwined

1:29:52

with your life and how you felt in these

1:29:54

certain times. I'm sure that's why Taylor Swift is

1:29:57

so huge. She just fucking makes it happen. And

1:29:59

the more frivolous music some- Sometimes it succeeds and

1:30:01

sometimes it just goes away. And

1:30:04

I think Drake has got those songs where you're just like, oh,

1:30:06

this is how I feel and I'm fucking rapping this shit. Yeah,

1:30:09

I don't think anything hurts his back, Kat but

1:30:27

like only within your, I feel like

1:30:29

that's within your generation. It's

1:30:32

the same thing with like basketball. Like these kids that

1:30:34

grew up with LeBron, like they only think LeBron is

1:30:36

the greatest. They literally do not think Michael is. And

1:30:38

why would they? They never saw Michael do what we

1:30:41

saw him do. And I think the same thing exists

1:30:43

with music where it's just like this

1:30:45

generation might go, all

1:30:47

right, Kendrick was number one and Drake's number two.

1:30:49

And that's how they might remember it. And that's

1:30:51

totally fine. But the next

1:30:54

generation is already on someone else. And they're

1:30:56

like, yeah, Kendrick ain't number one and neither

1:30:58

is Drake. This guy is number one. I

1:31:00

don't know who the new. You'll put that

1:31:02

guy, then Kendrick, then Drake. Yeah.

1:31:06

And then after another generation goes,

1:31:08

you're not even talking about Kendrick and Drake. So

1:31:10

I think it's just you, you, you become, you

1:31:12

wear the belt within your generation and then you

1:31:14

have to just have to accept like, it's

1:31:17

going to move on. None of these young kids

1:31:19

consider Jay-Z to be the greatest rapper alive. Yeah.

1:31:21

Our generation, there are very few people that don't think

1:31:23

that he was wearing the belt and he was number one. So

1:31:25

it's like it's a, it's

1:31:28

a kind of silly endeavor to chase for

1:31:30

your life because it will never exist. Yeah.

1:31:33

It's like being the greatest empire of all time. Oh,

1:31:35

was Rome the greatest empire? I don't fucking know.

1:31:37

Like, seems like America is. Louis said

1:31:39

a thing when he came on this pod. He was like, the

1:31:41

top of the mountain is not a place you're supposed to stay.

1:31:43

Yeah. It's a place you go visit and then you get the

1:31:45

fuck down. Yeah. He would say he'd probably try to stay up

1:31:47

there too long. But you go up there, you're

1:31:49

like, hey, I got here. Now let's get back down.

1:31:52

You're not setting up a home. It's not your choice. Yeah. Like,

1:31:55

get comfortable with that idea. Cause you're not people, you'll

1:31:57

be there temporarily if you got there. That's it. That's

1:31:59

all you. And then some people can go twice.

1:32:02

Some people might even be able to go three times. There

1:32:04

are different people that have these different

1:32:07

stages in their career where, like, they

1:32:09

kill it, things are OK,

1:32:11

they have this resurgence. That

1:32:14

happens sometimes. It rarely happens, but it

1:32:16

sometimes happens. But whether

1:32:19

this generation... Like, I think maybe we remember

1:32:21

this and we go, OK, yeah, it was

1:32:23

Kendrick. He was the best. But

1:32:26

I don't think that we'll listen to Kendrick's

1:32:28

music more now because of that. Oh, you

1:32:30

know, you know, like, yeah, short

1:32:32

term, we will. But you guys make the point.

1:32:34

Moving forward. What is the step forward? I think

1:32:37

you got to take the summer off, bro. Like,

1:32:39

just think more products. Yeah, he's not. He's

1:32:41

doing like an act. Just tweeted some. He's got some

1:32:44

more heat on the way. Oh, wow. And

1:32:47

yeah, well, here's what I'll also say. After the

1:32:49

push thing, I remember we we just started flagging.

1:32:52

I came on as a guy who didn't like

1:32:54

Drake. And I was like, you know, I know Drake. This is going to last

1:32:56

like a month and he's going to be fine. But

1:32:58

it's cool to see him take an L because

1:33:00

he had never taken an L. I don't feel the

1:33:02

same certainty that everything will be the

1:33:04

exact same, if not better, very quickly.

1:33:07

I think I don't know if it's ever going

1:33:09

to be quite the same. Yeah, it'll

1:33:11

still be great. Do Drake is a pop star. He's

1:33:13

going to make money. He makes fucking great music. Even

1:33:16

me as somebody who says I hate him,

1:33:18

like, I never would deny that. But I

1:33:20

do think largely the thing that

1:33:22

he might have wanted, which is goat status, that

1:33:25

might be out of reach now. We might look at that and

1:33:27

be like, no, you wanted to in battles.

1:33:29

The other guy that we had you compared to.

1:33:32

Actually, there's two guys we had you compared to, and

1:33:34

one of them made one quit before it even started.

1:33:36

And then he made us look at you differently forever.

1:33:38

It is an interesting like it's a. You

1:33:42

look at it from both directions. You can look at it

1:33:44

as a great lesson for

1:33:46

if you if you're following Drake

1:33:49

side, a great lesson, which is like chase

1:33:52

your art and create the projects

1:33:54

you want to create. But creating

1:33:57

for approval, if you will. like

1:33:59

creating just to have the top

1:34:01

spot will often put you

1:34:04

in a place that is inauthentic and that might

1:34:06

cause you, it costs you everything. And

1:34:08

then you can look at the exact same thing from Kendrick's side and

1:34:10

you can go, oh,

1:34:12

he said I want the spot and he

1:34:14

took it and he reap all the rewards

1:34:17

for it. It is

1:34:19

a gamble. It's a huge fucking gamble.

1:34:22

They could have subbed each other for the next 10

1:34:24

fucking years and it would

1:34:27

have just been left up to the fans to decide.

1:34:30

And they went at it and they

1:34:32

had a boxing match and now it's not left

1:34:34

up to the fans. Now it's left up to

1:34:36

the history books. I do wonder

1:34:38

if I'm projecting some of my own feelings on

1:34:40

Kendrick. I think about

1:34:42

Indian American culture, what it is a lot.

1:34:44

I think Kendrick feels that way about hip

1:34:46

hop culture, black culture, and he wants it

1:34:48

to go a certain way. And I think

1:34:50

he didn't like the direction it was going

1:34:52

with Drake at the helm. And he was

1:34:54

like, we're ending that now. It's not even

1:34:56

about the spot. It's about taking

1:34:58

my culture in a direction I want to take it into.

1:35:01

Yeah. So it

1:35:03

looks like he's got a dance album or a

1:35:05

dance project coming up. Like at least just like

1:35:08

house music, EDM music with kind of music. With

1:35:10

who? Kind of music. It's who

1:35:12

he did the- Honestly, nevermind. Yeah, honestly, nevermind

1:35:15

with- Kind music? Kind

1:35:17

of music. Which means

1:35:19

not music. K-E-I-N-E-M-U-S-I-K. Is

1:35:23

that different than kind music? Well, it

1:35:26

looks like the same word, but kind of means

1:35:28

not in German. Is that

1:35:30

the same person that people were going to see

1:35:32

Friday night in Brooklyn? Correct. So

1:35:34

they did, you know that Drake video where you

1:35:37

see him like at the club in like the

1:35:39

south of France or somewhere? With like Rampa and

1:35:41

me and you, Adam Port. Is that one of

1:35:43

his considered classic albums honestly? Nevermind. No,

1:35:46

but it was cool that he does something like that.

1:35:48

And he did it with like Gordo. It goes global

1:35:50

though. Yeah. He saw that

1:35:52

the people are fucking with and he did it. I

1:35:54

like Drake. I truly didn't know. No, no. Cause

1:35:57

I know he's got classics. People say he's got multiple classics. I

1:35:59

didn't know that was one of them. I'm

1:36:01

surprised he's going that route because

1:36:03

people didn't like it. But

1:36:06

isn't that the isn't, let's

1:36:08

make the argument for why he would do it. If

1:36:11

I do my Rappity rap shit, all

1:36:14

people are gonna do is compare it to Kendrick right

1:36:16

now. If I

1:36:18

go in a different genre and

1:36:21

I go to some other black music,

1:36:23

they're gonna call me the colonizer. They're gonna

1:36:26

say that I'm leeching or using these people

1:36:28

for approval. If

1:36:30

I go completely different direction, i.e.

1:36:32

dance music or house music, whatever,

1:36:35

I'm immediately the coolest person

1:36:37

in dance music. Like

1:36:39

there's no one in dance music that is

1:36:42

cooler than Drake. I mean,

1:36:44

except for David Guetta. Shout

1:36:47

out to his family. But like

1:36:49

he's immediately the coolest, right? So

1:36:51

let me go to the place where I'm

1:36:53

most celebrated, not where I'm tolerated. Maybe

1:36:56

get some hits going, maybe win over the

1:36:58

summer on some dance tracks. Now

1:37:00

we're talking about that. And especially we're talking

1:37:02

about amongst a group of people that don't

1:37:04

really care as much about rap beef. If

1:37:07

you out in Mykonos, Pardian, and

1:37:10

you some European motherfucker that don't even understand half

1:37:12

the words that Kendrick said. You're just saying the N

1:37:14

word to speed or whatever. Exactly. Shout

1:37:17

out Poland, bro. And it's like,

1:37:20

if you're doing that, he might be able to get

1:37:22

some buzz, create still

1:37:25

music, be cool amongst

1:37:27

a group of people that don't really

1:37:29

care as much about this beef. Yeah,

1:37:31

this channel's wide open. Like

1:37:33

to your point, this channel is fun. And

1:37:36

then if it works. And if the last

1:37:38

project was sub par, it could only go

1:37:41

up. From here, hello. Yeah, actually. And

1:37:43

if it works, you at least maintain your

1:37:45

buzz. You don't win this battle, but you

1:37:47

maintain your buzz and you got people talking,

1:37:49

you got people dancing, and they're connecting the

1:37:52

times they're gonna have this summer, where they're

1:37:54

gonna be mollied out, they're gonna be coped

1:37:56

out, they're gonna be partying and listen to

1:37:58

Drake and all those good vibes. that you're

1:38:00

feeling while you're listening to stuff, it's hard

1:38:02

not to connect those two things. And

1:38:05

now we go into the fall, and

1:38:09

yeah, we remembered that fucking rough patch and

1:38:11

all this weird shit. Also, you're doing songs

1:38:13

in countries where the age limit is like

1:38:15

16. I was like,

1:38:17

dude, they don't even know what a

1:38:19

minor is. So they're not

1:38:22

even making sense. Vatas, they're minor. Vatas

1:38:24

are minor. I don't understand vatas and

1:38:26

minors. Vai, 16's a problem. The fin

1:38:28

of going to women's is 16 years

1:38:31

old. Oh, man. So

1:38:33

it's kind of the perfect, this

1:38:35

is so overblown. This is blown

1:38:37

out of propulsion. Yeah. He

1:38:41

might've solved this problem perfectly. He

1:38:43

might've did. But

1:38:45

the shit gotta go. He need a couple bops off of this

1:38:47

one. So here's the part of the track. I think he get

1:38:49

a couple. Do you wanna hear? Yeah, I think this is a

1:38:52

league. I haven't heard of you, but. This

1:38:56

is an unfair. This

1:38:59

is an unfair listen. This is

1:39:01

an unfair listen. Why, because it's been nine in my

1:39:03

Molly, that's still my name. That

1:39:05

is the thing about this music, and I'm sure

1:39:07

people who, like, you listen to it,

1:39:09

you can hear the difference. All this

1:39:11

shit sounds the same. Well, that right

1:39:13

there. It's that buildup, and then the

1:39:15

beat drops. But now, like, it's Afrobeats.

1:39:18

And now they're mixing, these DJs mixing

1:39:20

all of these Ethiopian. All Afrobeats don't

1:39:22

sound the same. I'm a piano. That

1:39:24

was an Afrobeat style. All

1:39:29

of that, plus that shit is like

1:39:31

kinda dope. I don't get how a

1:39:34

DJ creates buzz doing that. Welcome

1:39:37

to being old, Doug. Welcome to being

1:39:39

a fucking lad. It's a

1:39:41

different style of music. That's like white people

1:39:43

back in the day going, yo, all rap

1:39:45

sounds the same. Yes, literally. This

1:39:47

is what white people said about rap. How welcome,

1:39:50

Doug, welcome. What, are they just

1:39:52

rapping about guns and killing each other? Damn,

1:39:55

bro, you go to the Hamptons one weekend. Come

1:39:58

back like this. So

1:40:02

I think it could be strategically, I

1:40:05

think it's a smart move. I think you get away

1:40:07

from the rappity rap shit right now. Cause even if

1:40:09

you are doing rap and you try and talk, what

1:40:11

are you going to rap about when you talk when

1:40:13

you're rapping on the rappity rap shit? I'm the best,

1:40:15

I'm the nicest, I get all the bitches, I got

1:40:17

all the money. And every reaction to

1:40:19

that is going to be like, you second nicest, you

1:40:23

second nicest, you know, yeah,

1:40:25

maybe you get the bitches, but maybe future gets

1:40:28

more bitches. They might be young.

1:40:30

They might be young. They might be your homies bitches.

1:40:32

We want to hear about love, we

1:40:37

want to hear about embracing, we want to hear about

1:40:39

sunshine, we want to hear about sandy beaches. Yeah.

1:40:43

I think it's a smart move. I'm curious if it was even a

1:40:45

move or it was just something in the pipeline that he has to

1:40:47

go through with it. Had to be right. Like I wonder if he

1:40:50

did this like four or five months ago. I would think pivot, he's

1:40:52

not a dumb guy. I think this is a pivot. I

1:40:54

mean, he's an incredibly savvy person. But what's he

1:40:56

going to do this whole time? Is

1:40:59

he going to be cooking up an album? Well, I don't know

1:41:01

when this was recorded. What I'm saying is I think

1:41:03

you're right. It's like they had been working on this

1:41:05

for a minute. Maybe they bumped

1:41:07

it up, but you think you would want to hear for summer. Yeah.

1:41:11

But him just cooking up a whole album with this

1:41:13

kind of music guy immediately during

1:41:15

the beat just seems. And I don't know if it's a

1:41:17

whole album or if it's just like a specific song or

1:41:19

a couple songs or something. I don't think that shit takes

1:41:22

that long to make. Nah, you might be right. He's

1:41:25

motherfuckers be putting together songs on the spot and

1:41:27

the shit sound fine. It's not like that two

1:41:29

months ago. So he's had time. He's at least

1:41:31

eight weeks to just cook shit up. You let

1:41:33

that shit run for the summer. You're not going

1:41:35

to beat that. When that shit comes on, it

1:41:37

is a vibe. It's over. Yeah, that

1:41:39

shit is a vibe. They got the remixes

1:41:41

coming still probably. Yo, also here's

1:41:43

the thing that we need to discuss a little bit.

1:41:47

If you're a DJ, I

1:41:51

don't need you having no fucking loyalty to a

1:41:53

record label or nothing. You gonna fuck the

1:41:55

night up with that shit. Stop

1:41:57

it with the, if you're a DJ, you are a new.

1:41:59

a neutral party in

1:42:02

the exactly. You got loyalty to the audience.

1:42:04

You have a loyalty to us, yes. If

1:42:06

you're a DJ associated with one label and

1:42:08

you're only playing their shit at the party,

1:42:10

it gets a little exhausting. We

1:42:12

need you to be able to diversify. You gotta

1:42:15

play shit from the ops, you gotta play shit

1:42:17

from the people you're with. If that label hired

1:42:19

them, say again? If that label hired them and

1:42:21

they know where they biggest checks is coming from.

1:42:24

Hey, you do what you gotta

1:42:26

do, don't fuck up your bag. Yo, party

1:42:28

planners, stop hiring DJs. Did

1:42:31

have loyalty to just one record label

1:42:33

because it's gonna make the party worse,

1:42:35

objectively worse. DJ Mustard, he might be

1:42:37

the best producer in the world right now. I wouldn't

1:42:39

wanna go to a party because he might be like,

1:42:41

man, I can't play no fucking East Coast music or

1:42:43

Drake or nothing, everybody. We're gonna do West Coast a

1:42:46

whole three hours. It's gonna be a whole, yeah. Otherwise,

1:42:48

I'm gonna look like a sellout or people are gonna make videos

1:42:50

when you're playing a Drake song. I don't want you to

1:42:53

have to think about, I want you unencumbered with these

1:42:55

thoughts. Only person who could do it is Metro Boomin,

1:42:57

the most talented musician on the planet. He's

1:42:59

the only person that could play just his hits

1:43:01

and it'll be worth it, in

1:43:04

my opinion. He's got bangers. Yeah,

1:43:06

not wrong. Have you heard Andrew Schulz go, yeah.

1:43:12

Was I doing well, sir? Yeah. Yeah,

1:43:16

yeah, yeah, yeah. No,

1:43:19

do you know what I'm saying about the... Yeah, of course.

1:43:22

I hate what you're saying. You can't have

1:43:24

loyalty as a DJ. I need you to be loyal to us and

1:43:26

what we wanna do. The vibe, you're loyal

1:43:28

to the vibe. We were at

1:43:30

one part of this weekend and it was just one fucking label

1:43:32

they're playing the whole time. It wasn't even like a Drake... Kendrick.

1:43:36

Kendrick beef, it wasn't even that. It had nothing even to

1:43:38

do with it. But it was so

1:43:40

obvious that it was just one label that they're

1:43:42

playing and it was... You

1:43:45

felt it, right? Yeah, we spoke about it. I'm going,

1:43:47

what the fuck is going on? And Al said to

1:43:49

me, he was like, nah, he gotta play this, look.

1:43:52

He's part of them or something like that. And

1:43:54

the next song, same three fucking artists. It's like

1:43:56

when a comic has a political agenda. He's like,

1:43:58

ah, I know where you're going. Yeah, you

1:44:00

get every joke is liberal or every joke

1:44:02

is conservative. You're like fucking I roll. Yeah

1:44:06

Yeah, we should DJ they should put us in

1:44:08

charge we was trying The

1:44:12

party Showing

1:44:15

the song he was getting tight. I was saying to

1:44:17

y'all I suggested one he was like I played that

1:44:19

one already ball played again I

1:44:22

do feel bad I

1:44:25

feel worse listen to the same fucking songs So

1:44:28

I had to step in there. Yeah, it

1:44:30

was for the sake of the party. Yeah,

1:44:32

and the music was too loud, too So

1:44:34

loud so I put my earplugs in God.

1:44:36

I was bugging out dude You can't I

1:44:38

don't have a hearing damage because I'm standing near

1:44:41

a speaker. Did you really put your earplugs? Yeah,

1:44:43

so gay He took to bring

1:44:45

up napkins and then he shows me he's right. I

1:44:47

mean my ears are ringing Bro,

1:44:50

it's just that Brazilian girl screaming. No That's

1:44:55

your pleasure I

1:44:59

Deep in my canal. Okay. Listen,

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